Hate cleaning...

[Avamis]

When I masturbate I usually ejaculate on myself but I really hate the cleaning after becuase I have body hair and sometimes the tissue paper like glued up to my body (most of the time to my glans) and it is hard to get it out... I'm cut so I guess it make it easier but I still hate it :/
Got any idea for how to clean or where to ejaculate for still having fun and less cleaning? xD

[GuillaumeBordeaux]

Got any dirty socks? Or wad up some tissue and make a sort of cup and ejaculate into that.

[Voodoo]

I use dirty socks (beware your socks might get yellow stains from the proteins). Also don't cum on your self it will make it easier. Use some sort of rag or the user said above me maybe a cup.

[GuillaumeBordeaux]

I use dirty socks (beware your socks might get yellow stains from the proteins). Also don't cum on your self it will make it easier. Use some sort of rag or the user said above me maybe a cup.

Not necessarily a cup, but get some tissues and pack them and cup them in your hand and catch the emissions in it.

[FergusDunn]

When I masturbate I usually ejaculate on myself but I really hate the cleaning after becuase I have body hair and sometimes the tissue paper like glued up to my body (most of the time to my glans) and it is hard to get it out... I'm cut so I guess it make it easier but I still hate it :/
Got any idea for how to clean or where to ejaculate for still having fun and less cleaning? xD


you need wet ones these moistened wipe ups

even baby wipes are good


or a wet flannel is good too

[Avamis]

Thanks for the ideas :) I'll try them but to wad up tissues and and cum into it won't rip them?
and baby wipes will absorb the semen?

[curiousme]

I usually just masturbate with a towel over my hand and my dick while i masturbate then whenever i cum it all just goes on the towel if it goes onto my body it only goes on me a little bit and i just wipe the excess cum on the towel and i put my "cum towel" under my bed

[Avamis]

Doesn't it became smelly? XD I guess it is too risky... But my family wouldnt go in my room I guess I would use it xD

[Gmw12]

Cum into a sock or put an old tshirt on your stomach and cum onto it. Make sure you hide it somewhere that it's not visible like under your bed or something.

[itsdattguy]

Well, you could always shave the excess body hair!

[Oukakystan95]

i ejaculate on my floor (when not in the shower) and just rub it in

[PrimedPenguin]

I found that there is a specific way I can hold my hands so thst it goes all on to me hands though its hard to explain how so I will avoid that. I would say that possibly placing a towel or shirt on your belly would help keep the cum from getting on you and if it does ive used a wet tissue or towel to get the cum off.

[trystan10]

If you don't have hair on your stomach cum on there. And also you could use toilet paper instead of tissues (its alot stronger))

[nickyc]

I usually just wipe it on the side of my underwear. It dries.

[Coolboi]

cum on the tissue or toilet paper no mess then .

[connor156]

do it in the shower

[GabAngel06]

I tried having cum on my pubes. Eventually, it wears off. But rinsing with shampoo with make the wearing-off process a lot quicker.

[KrazyBoi95]

I usually just wipe it on the side of my underwear. It dries.

I do the same thing either wipe it on my underwear or on a piece of clothing

[Ctnc920]

Showers work the best

[mynameisJ]

Try standing up so it's easier to aim your shot elsewhere.

[Michael Anthony]

ok i've tried a lot of the things you guys suggested but if i have to be to careful about cumming then it kind of spoils the fun. i like just letting it shoot where it wants too, usually my belly, and sometimes onto my chest. it gets mixed up into my hair too. i wipe up with paper towels and then if i'm still messy i use the hand wipes that someone else suggested. the cool thing is my mom has no clue what the hand wipes are for - she just thinks i'm tyring to stay away from the flu LOL

[chesterboom]

Shower or just find something you can shoot with.

[cool_guy101]

use condoms

[Tylermx27]

wat would you use for lube? I use shaving cream but its so messy

[BlokeMan]

Switch to using a hand towel dude, best decision i ever made. Much easier to clean, and much more effective when cleaning also. That's my tip mate.

[BakeBake]

When I masturbate I usually ejaculate on myself but I really hate the cleaning after becuase I have body hair and sometimes the tissue paper like glued up to my body (most of the time to my glans) and it is hard to get it out... I'm cut so I guess it make it easier but I still hate it :/
Got any idea for how to clean or where to ejaculate for still having fun and less cleaning? xD

What I usually do is masturbate before I jump in the shower, I go inside turn the shower on and masturbate, it gets intense because it gets all steamy and stuff. Then when you are done and you cum on yourself all you have to do it hop in the shower and it all rinses off! :D Genius...

[AdamDavFoster]

Shower or you can do it in your mouth and be kinky

[Tylermx27]

I take a shower and find it the easiest way!!!

[CoNnOrE]

mouth is good or i usually cum on my belly/chest then clean it off with a townl tissue paper

[tterb]

Cum in a sock!

[Scottydog]

Use things like baby wipes!

[Canadian Dream]

Maybe socks or underwear. I usually do it in a tissue, not on myself because the tissue doesn't get glued anywhere.

[Jay98]

When I masturbate I usually ejaculate on myself but I really hate the cleaning after becuase I have body hair and sometimes the tissue paper like glued up to my body (most of the time to my glans) and it is hard to get it out... I'm cut so I guess it make it easier but I still hate it :/
Got any idea for how to clean or where to ejaculate for still having fun and less cleaning? xD

Thats the magic of alot cum rag :)

[RunnerForLife]

I take a shower and find it the easiest way!!!

I jack off in the shower, too cause there is no cleanup haha

[Macman11]

jack off in the shower

[Fireflame]

Shower and toilet, easy clean up. Perhaps you can try cumming into a sock or on an old shirt/cum rag.

[LiamShelley96]

I hate cleaning, wish I could go back

[drummerboi987]

i ejaculate on my floor (when not in the shower) and just rub it in

that is disgusting.

[deanbrodi]

I let it gush all over myself even though I have a hairy belly & chest. It's never been a problem for me. I've always liked being drenched in my undies & t-shirt that I wear in bed. There's no germs in it, & the smell keeps me feeling a bit horny & contented.

But you can actually try shaving your chest with a body groomer, to make cleaning up easier. I think you can buy one at a pharmacy or department store. It's no different to buying an electric razor. But it's safer to use a body groomer.

Or lay a clean cloth facewasher on your belly b4 you flood all over yerself. You can use it for a few sessions. Just fold it in half after each time. Remember, semen has no germs in it.

[Lovelife090994]

I let it gush all over myself even though I have a hairy belly & chest. It's never been a problem for me. I've always liked being drenched in my undies & t-shirt that I wear in bed. There's no germs in it, & the smell keeps me feeling a bit horny & contented.

But you can actually try shaving your chest with a body groomer, to make cleaning up easier. I think you can buy one at a pharmacy or department store. It's no different to buying an electric razor. But it's safer to use a body groomer.

Or lay a clean cloth facewasher on your belly b4 you flood all over yerself. You can use it for a few sessions. Just fold it in half after each time. Remember, semen has no germs in it.

Are you saying semen is generally sterile of contaminants other than the natural vitamins and sperm?

[deanbrodi]

Yes Christopher, there's nothing poisonous or infectious in semen, unless the boy or man has an STD.

[Catholic Guy]

In the toilet or just lie some tissue down and blow your load straight onto that or if you aren't afraid to taste your own cum the do it on the bed sheet and luck it up

[smithers]

i just jizz into the toilet

[Alec0987]

yeah, tissue paper or shower.

[swimBoy]

I used to use whateveer underwear I just took off to clean up with, but my friends said my folks would see the marks and know what I was doing.

I just use an old sock and cleanup with it. I hide it in my room and wash it when I need in the shower.

[Hermes]

Yes Christopher, there's nothing poisonous or infectious in semen, unless the boy or man has an STD.

I'd bet that as the semen is spurting out of your penis there are fewer bacteria in it than on your skin. Semen does contain sugars, though, which can act as food for bacteria and there usually are bacteria living on the skin so if you left it there for a long time it may start to get ripe.

For me I think it is important for maximum enjoyment not to think of your semen as dirty. In fact when I am getting close I am looking forward to watching the fountain and feeling it land on my chest and belly. Afterwards I don't really want it to run off onto the sheets so I wipe it up with the underwear I have taken off or a towel about to be washed. I have some hair too and it is best not to be too fastidious about cleaning. I wipe off as much as I easily can - the rest will wash off next time I shower.

[lambo420]

Use a sock or a t shirt you know that is going in the wash

[teen.jpg]

Use an old sock, and use that sock everytime.

[virtualteen97]

You could always masturbate before you shower and just wash it off, or like some others have said, ejaculate into something like a cloth!

[JonnyH]

Ty to ejaculate on your underwear.

[swimBoy]

I have an old sock I use to cleanup. I wash it every so often so it isn't gross. I just take it with me in the shower and give it a good soaping its ready for the next time.

[benang]

cum in a tissue

[disckjokeyman]

just cum in your underwear and it gets dry

[Macman11]

much easier in the shower.

[Colton96]

I do it on the toilet and just aim down when I'm about to cum that way it's all in the toilet and i just have to flush

[luccatural]

Just cum in your hands xD

[JayBoy99]

try using a sock

[Steven1]

Just ejaculate into something instead of onto your body. Simples.

[Cole881]

i always lean back and lay about 2-3 layers of toilet paper(depending on how strong it is) from my pupes to my neck, and when im about to cum, just lift up the toilet paper closest to your neck so you dont hit your face, then ball it up and throw away. Simple!

[The_Hunger_Games]

you need wet ones these moistened wipe ups

even baby wipes are good


or a wet flannel is good too

thats what i use