Story time!

[Sir Suomi]

All you need to do is add on to the story! I'll begin:
Once upon a time, there was a lonely man in the woods....

[Boss...]

with nothing to do, but...

[Sir Suomi]

Watch The Big Bang Theory all day. But then one day he....

[Boss...]

stumbled across this thing, this...

[Sir Suomi]

Large rubber object, that smelled distinctly of tuna, and it was from...

[Boss...]

this old, yet clean, bottom dresser dawer. Now to find the...

[Sir Suomi]

Map that led to....

[Erasmus]

the pit of death, where all...

[Boss...]

he happiest things occur. While...

[Sir Suomi]

Batman and Robin went to the Batcave, when suddenly...

[Boss...]

Abraham lincoln poped out of his grave with an ak 47. And was left to...

[Sir Suomi]

Shoot Batman and Robin, yet Robin got away, and began to....

[Boss...]

plot the revenge of his dead mentor and...

[Sir Suomi]

Go grab a quick ice-cream cone at Ben & Jerry's, when he suddenly was stabbed by...

[Boss...]

by Abe, but with his quick reactions he was...