Trying to spice up these surveys! (Survey for both!)

[PandasaurGoRawr]

Well, I thought these surveys needed a little spicing up!
Go ahead and try them! If you want to hear my entry on the survey, Put a <3 at the end of your survey!

Name:
How long you've been on earth:
What's in your pants?(Gender):
Straight as a ramp, or curved like a line?(Sexuality):
Do you to tickle your taco/choke the chicken?:
How often, if so?;
Have you done the dirty?:(Virgin?)
Tell me about it, or what happened? (opt.):
Now, how old were you then?;
How much do you fill the cup? (Bra/Penis size.);
You happy with what you got?
What tickles your fancy?(Fetishes/Type of porn);
What's your preferred size in the opposite sex?(same sex, if gay.) ( penis/boob. size.)
Do you have a special someone?:
Any fantasies with the lucky duck?:
Any suggestions on next survey?:


Try to use some proper grammar guys. We're teenagers.

[Lost in the Echo]

Name: Bo
How long you've been on earth: almost 15 years
What's in your pants?(Gender): my dick :D
Straight as a ramp, or curved like a line?(Sexuality): Straight as a ramp
Do you to tickle your taco/choke the chicken?: Oh yes, very much :P
How often, if so?; about 3-5 times per day, on average
Have you done the dirty?:(Virgin?) Yep, I have :D
Tell me about it, or what happened? (opt.): we had sex?
Now, how old were you then?; 14 at the time, still 14
How much do you fill the cup? (Bra/Penis size.); almost 6.5 inches hard
You happy with what you got? Yeah
What tickles your fancy?(Fetishes/Type of porn); I like amateur/teen porn
What's your preferred size in the opposite sex?(same sex, if gay.) ( penis/boob. size.) small/medium sized tits
Do you have a special someone?: yeah
Any fantasies with the lucky duck?: yeah
Any suggestions on next survey?: nope, this one is the best survey i've taken :D

<3

[Sir Suomi]

Name: Austin
How long you've been on earth: 14 years
What's in your pants?(Gender): Seeing as I'm a male, a penis :P
Straight as a ramp, or curved like a line?(Sexuality): Straight as an arrow
Do you to tickle your taco/choke the chicken?: Yes, I choke the chicken
How often, if so?: About every other day if I have time
Have you done the dirty?(Virgin?): I'm still technically am a virgin, but I have received a hand job
Tell me about it, or what happened? (opt.): Was with girlfriend, I fingered her, she gave me a handjob
Now, how old were you then?: 14
How much do you fill the cup? (Bra/Penis size.): Around 5-6 inches with a boner, don't know for sure
You happy with what you got? I'm alright with it, but bigger is always better :P
What tickles your fancy?(Fetishes/Type of porn): Blonde teens normally get me going
What's your preferred size in the opposite sex?(same sex, if gay.) ( penis/boob. size.) I don't care too much on size, as long as they are real
Do you have a special someone?: Not now, no :(
Any fantasies with the lucky duck?: N/A
Any suggestions on next survey?: I'd say you did pretty good. Not too long, not to short. On a side note, the phrase "Tickle the Taco" made me burst out laughing for some odd reason :D
<3

[DerBear]

I can see this survey having a few inappropriate questions. Therefore :locked: