Mirage
November 21st, 2012, 08:56 PM
Hey all! Post your funny conversations with chat robots here.
Here's mine:
Me:
you're strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
an apple
God:
What is it?
Me:
AN APPLE
God:
I have never heard of an APPLE.
Me:
A fruit, you moron
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
a vegetable, I guess
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
You don't know what an Apple is?
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
Very good!
God:
Ayuh.
Sites to try if you don't know of any chatbots:
http://www.cleverbot.com
http://alice.pandorabots.com/
http://www.titane.ca/main.html
EDIT: This happened like two seconds after I posted this:
Me:
I just posted our conversation on the internet
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Max said posted our conversation on the internet.
Me:
I know what I said
God:
How do you know? ...
Me:
Because I'm me.
God:
Interesting explanation. That is a tautology.
Me:
Well you asked for the answer
God:
Well that's okay. Oh now I remember asking you for the answer. What did you say?
Me:
I said "Because I'm me."
God:
What did you mean by it? That makes sense to me. That is a tautology.
Me:
I meant I am who I am
God:
Oh I see. Do your friends call you who you are.
Me:
Totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Max.
Here's mine:
Me:
you're strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
an apple
God:
What is it?
Me:
AN APPLE
God:
I have never heard of an APPLE.
Me:
A fruit, you moron
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
a vegetable, I guess
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
You don't know what an Apple is?
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
Very good!
God:
Ayuh.
Sites to try if you don't know of any chatbots:
http://www.cleverbot.com
http://alice.pandorabots.com/
http://www.titane.ca/main.html
EDIT: This happened like two seconds after I posted this:
Me:
I just posted our conversation on the internet
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Max said posted our conversation on the internet.
Me:
I know what I said
God:
How do you know? ...
Me:
Because I'm me.
God:
Interesting explanation. That is a tautology.
Me:
Well you asked for the answer
God:
Well that's okay. Oh now I remember asking you for the answer. What did you say?
Me:
I said "Because I'm me."
God:
What did you mean by it? That makes sense to me. That is a tautology.
Me:
I meant I am who I am
God:
Oh I see. Do your friends call you who you are.
Me:
Totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Max.