The Oxymoron Thread

[The Chameleon]

So for any of you who don't know what an oxymoron is, it's a saying (generally two words) that like cancel each other. So please place your oxymorons here. I'll start.

Dark light

[Chaotic Trickster]

Living Dead

[The Chameleon]

Exact estimate

[Chaotic Trickster]

Sweet Agony

[ReginaGeorge]

Top Floor?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Good Grief

[The Chameleon]

Waterproof Sponge

[Chaotic Trickster]

Wise Fool

[ReginaGeorge]

Waking dream.

[The Chameleon]

Advanced beginner

[The Chameleon]

Alone together

[ReginaGeorge]

Practice test?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Small Crowd

[The Chameleon]

Freezer burn

[ReginaGeorge]

Virtual reality.

[ReginaGeorge]

Mud bath.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Bad Luck

[ReginaGeorge]

Cold sweat.

[WickedWeekend]

concave mountain

[The Chameleon]

Working vacation

[Chaotic Trickster]

Practical Joke

[West Coast Sheriff]

Cool loser

[ReginaGeorge]

Small fortune.

[Chaotic Trickster]

True Story

[The Chameleon]

Minor catastrophe

[ReginaGeorge]

Long shorts. :D

[Chaotic Trickster]

All Alone

[ReginaGeorge]

Sit up.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Accurate Estimate

[WickedWeekend]

urban cowboy

[The Chameleon]

9 once pound-cake

[ReginaGeorge]

Hard liquor.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Known Secret

[ReginaGeorge]

Young adult.

[The Chameleon]

Extinct life

[ReginaGeorge]

Head butt.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Least Favorite

[The Chameleon]

I have a good one;
Act natural

[ReginaGeorge]

Ice water.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Mercy Killing

[ReginaGeorge]

Half naked. :P

[Chaotic Trickster]

Random Pattern

[The Chameleon]

I have a good one;
Act natural

[ReginaGeorge]

Bitter sweet.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Modern History

[The Chameleon]

Clearly misunderstood

[ReginaGeorge]

Modern history.

[ReginaGeorge]

Modern History


Snap. :P

[Chaotic Trickster]

Confirmed Rumor

[ReginaGeorge]

Good grief.

[The Chameleon]

Pretty ugly

[ReginaGeorge]

Pretty ugly. :d

[Chaotic Trickster]

Liquid Gas

[ReginaGeorge]

We're all repeating each other now. We're obviously on the same websites. :P

I surrender.

[The Chameleon]

Near miss

[Chaotic Trickster]

Free Trade

[The Chameleon]

Seriously funny

[Chaotic Trickster]

Short Wait

[The Chameleon]

Only choice

[Chaotic Trickster]

Found Missing

[The Chameleon]

Found Missing

That's one of my favorites


Even odds

[Chaotic Trickster]

Crash Landing

[Silicate Wielder]

Slow lightspeed?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Alone Together

[TheSocialInspector]

Loud silence

[BrainDamage]

Cold burn

[LouBerry]

How about an oxymoron metaphor? You are an ugly rose.

[BrainDamage]

Invisisble toilet paper,
Ejector seat on a helicopter,
Ice-Cream toaster,
Wooden furnace,
Insta water (just add water),
Tasty brocoli

[prob1996]

This was said in class the other day, it was pretty funny, a straight circle. :P

[Chaotic Trickster]

Sad joy

[ayelove100]

fat thin

[Chaotic Trickster]

Quiet Presence

[Texas warrior]

Friendly yankee

[Chaotic Trickster]

Rolling Stop

[Mob Boss]

Tall Midget

[Chaotic Trickster]

Almost Exactly

[Sir Suomi]

Yes and No

[Manjusri]

Affordable housing.

[Inventor2]

Bitter sweet

[Boss...]

Old but young

[Mob Boss]

Perfectly flawed

[Chaotic Trickster]

Criminal Justice

[Mob Boss]

Jumbo shrimp

[Chaotic Trickster]

Speed Limit

[Jess]

All natural artificial flavor

[Barny]

Peacekeeping Force

[Chaotic Trickster]

Noticeable Absence

[Allanon]

only choice

[Chaotic Trickster]

tragic comedy

[HahaWaitWhat]

Light black.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Unbiased Opinion

[Gandalf]

Vastly small.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Guest Host

[lukey1994]

living dead

[PinkFloyd]

round corner

[Greg1994]

Clever fool

[Chaotic Trickster]

Student Teacher

[Aajj333]

Sitting in the stands

[Chaotic Trickster]

Farewell Reception

[Chaotic Trickster]

Bumped Farewell Reception

[Typhlosion]

This is oooooooold :lol:

Mature sapling

[SethfromMI]

airline food

[ksdnfkfr]

Mankind is the world's shortest oxymoron

[Chaotic Trickster]

Living Dead

[Chaotic Trickster]

Bump
Living Dead

[the main man]

almost infinite

[amgb]

Cruel kindness

[Malibu_Barbie]

Southwest Airlines
:woot:

[tasminsmith]

sunny nights

[Hudor]

Long moment

[tasminsmith]

short skyscraper

[Chaotic Trickster]

Auto Pilot

[IceCore]

Cold lava

[Thunderstorm]

Healthy Junk

[amgb]

Truthful lie

[Thunderstorm]

Loyal rebel

[amgb]

Sad happiness

[Thunderstorm]

Unionized sectionalist

[amgb]

Peaceful turmoil

[Thunderstorm]

Warm snow

[ImCoolBeans]

Short bus

[Thunderstorm]

Circular Square

[Excalibur]

Stupid genius

[Thunderstorm]

Blind sight

[IceCore]

Dark Light

[Chaotic Trickster]

Paper Towel

[Sailor Mars]

Largely minuscule

[Jinglebottom]

Clean slob.

[Sailor Mars]

A dieting pig

[Justin569]

What a interestingly lame thread

[Phosphene]

Deafening silence

[Sailor Mars]

http://i.imgur.com/3Hi2v9u.jpg

[Phosphene]

Increasingly decreasing

[Sailor Mars]

Depressingly happy

[Phosphene]

Perfectly imperfect

[Falcons_11]

Military Intelligence

[Jinglebottom]

Democratic dictatorship.

[Falcons_11]

Free Tuition

[Emerald Dream]

awfully good

[Falcons_11]

Civil War

[Devinsoccer]

Dry pool

[Falcons_11]

"Good Grief"

[Falcons_11]

"Pretty Ugly"

[PlasmaHam]

Burning Cold

[Falcons_11]

Deliberate Mistake

[Falcons_11]

Jumbo Shrimp

[PlasmaHam]

Liberal Think-tank

[Falcons_11]

Civil War

[Just JT]

Bitter sweet

[Falcons_11]

student teacher

[Ragle]

supernatural

[Falcons_11]

Smart Ass

[Falcons_11]

Tragic comedy

[Falcons_11]

All Alone

[Chaotic Trickster]

Acute Apathy

[Chaotic Trickster]

Bump

[Chaotic Trickster]

Bump

[Blank_]

Anyone done Jumbo Shrimp yet?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Rolling Stop