Ban the user above you

[AJay]

Banned because trumpet players are better.

[Navi]

Banned because violins and violinists are way better. :D

[StoppingTime]

Banned for disagreeing...

[AJay]

Banned for failed processing. Upgrade your software man.

[Jupiter]

banned because I also play trumpet :)

[AJay]

Banned for banning one of his own kind =P

[GummyBear]

Banned for having arms which are way too long.

[Jagador]

Banned because i like Gummy Bears!! (the candy)

[Jimmy Page]

Banned because i have never seen you before

[StoppingTime]

Banned because you haven't read every thread in VT History.

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for having a stupid reason for banning me

[StoppingTime]

Banned for not thinking of a beter reason why I banned you...

[Jimmy Page]

banned for not spelling "better" correctly

[StoppingTime]

Bannnnnnned 4 beng a grmaer frek

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for thinking im a grammar freak,which im not

[StoppingTime]

Banned for lying to me

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for accusing me off lying

[StoppingTime]

Banned for lying again

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for getting on my bloody nerves

[StoppingTime]

Banned for responding to annoying posts

[Jimmy Page]

Banned just because im evil

[StoppingTime]

Banned for giving me a reason I can't ban you for

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for making me say "what the hell?that doesn't make bloody sense!"

[StoppingTime]

Banned because you dont understand me

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for sounding like a 14yo stereotypical girl

[StoppingTime]

like omg lol why would you say that? :)

Banned for something.....

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for banning me for something...

[StoppingTime]

Banned because I cant think of a better reason to ban you anymore

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for being too bloody retarded to think of a good reason to ban me

[StoppingTime]

Banned

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for only using one word

[Foamy]

Banned for not banning anyone else!

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for not seeing that if someone else posted i would ban them XD

[StoppingTime]

Banned for arguing too much

[AJay]

Banned for STILL not giving a damn.

[Foamy]

Banned for being on the pacific coast.

[ImCoolBeans]

Banned for having an august birthday

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for not being dead yet

[Magenta]

Banned for being offline as I type this.

[SosbanFach]

Banned for showing up as offline.

[Magenta]

Banned for exposing my cover!

[SosbanFach]

Banned for not having a back-up plan.

[Magenta]

Banned for assuming I don't have a back-up plan! :o

[SosbanFach]

Banned for being too clever to ban!

[Magenta]

Banned for creating a paradox?

[SosbanFach]

Banned for noticing my 'deliberate' mistake.

Meh, is late, am tired.

[Magenta]

Banned for living somewhere where it is late.

[SosbanFach]

Banned for not knowing the country. Look at the picture. Red cross? No? Think 4in1 :P

[Magenta]

Banned for making me Google it...

Heck, I got to the Google homepage and was too lazy to type anything in. :P

[SosbanFach]

Banned for not eventually Googling.

I like how there is now a verb 'to Google'. :P That shows a successful company.

[Magenta]

Banned for [insert reason here 'cause I've run out of ideas].

Haha. I can't imagine a time before Google. Well, I'm older than Google but I think I was like... three when it came out?

[SosbanFach]

Banned for thinking that anything is older than Google. Google is older than time itself. Paradox again :P

[Foamy]

Banned for not being here.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for interrupting their conversation.

[Magenta]

Banned for attempting to give a damn.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for unoriginality :), and for having a really nice avatar

[Magenta]

Banned for thinking I would bother to be creative when that avatar is just such a good reason to ban you. :D

[StoppingTime]

Banned for having 9 letters in your username

:yes:

[Magenta]

Banned for having three more letters in your username than I do.

[SosbanFach]

Banned for thinking he has too many :P

[StoppingTime]

Banned for living in Canadaland


EDIT NINJA'D

[Magenta]

Banned for being ninja'd.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for not being a ninja in order to deflect the strike of a ninja.

[Magenta]

Banned for confusing my tired brain.

[SosbanFach]

Banned for being tired. What is your time zone?

[StoppingTime]

Banned for not memorizing all time zones.

[Magenta]

Banned preemptively for saying I shouldn't be tired since I live in GMT-5. :P

EDIT: BANNED FOR NINJA-ING ME. >_>

[StoppingTime]

Banned for needing to control your ninja reflexes.

[Magenta]

Banned for thinking I have any.

[Foamy]

Banned for flopping.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for having red in your sig... my eyes!

[Foamy]

Banned for being younger than me.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for being older than me, and having less posts.

[Foamy]

Banned for wierd quote in sig.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for not seeing the beauty of quotes.

[Black Eight]

Banned for admiring Steve Jobs.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for not seeing how he changed the world, and how much that quote means.

[Foamy]

Banned for gavif so many posts in only a few months.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for not seeing how awesome this makes me. :no:
^^^ *Enter Spam-man*

[Magenta]

Banned for flattery in one of my threads.

[StoppingTime]

:whoops: I've been caught...
Banned for taking amazing pictures

[Carlyle]

Banned for your Rep Power being 8. Never liked that number, not so sure why.

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for not liking the number 8

[Carlyle]

Banned because I feel like it.

[Jimmy Page]

Banned for using a non acceptable reason to ban me

[Carlyle]

Banned for making me feel like I use invalid reasoning. Curse my logic!

[StoppingTime]

Banned for being a blogger.

[Foamy]

Banned for not blogging

[Aragorn]

Banned for a sucky reputation!

[Carlyle]

StoppingTime, it helps me vent. So deal :P

OT: Banned for not bowing down to foamy! I will admit.. its a great cartoon.

[Foamy]

Banned for not helpin me start a foamy fail mail here....

[Carlyle]

Banned because I never knew you were doing a "fail mail".

[GummyBear]

Banned for trying to fit in... You should fit in anyway!

[Jupiter]

Banned for being a brit.

[StoppingTime]

StoppingTime, it helps me vent. So deal :P

OT: Banned for not bowing down to foamy! I will admit.. its a great cartoon.

Yea, I know :P

Banned for leaving VT and just coming back

[Foamy]

Banned because I never knew you were doing a "fail mail".

Fan. Was supposed to be fan. But hey, I'm game.



Back to game....Banned for genderlessness.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for still wanting a bagel

[Carlyle]

Banned because bagels are delicious.

[Foamy]

So.....banned for criticism.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for being bad at banning

[Jupiter]

banned for stopping time.

[Carlyle]

Banned for reaching 1000 posts in 4 months.

[GummyBear]

Banned for jealousy!

[Carlyle]

Jealousy? No. I admit, I feel a bit of envy when people have that many posts, but never jealousy.

OT: Banned for having such a low post count and you've been here for almost a year.

[GummyBear]

Banned for a poxy excuse.

I have only recently started posting i've just been reading them not normally logged in!

[SosbanFach]

Banned for thinking 'to laptop' is a verb.

[GummyBear]

Banned for making up things?

WHen have i said 'to laptop'

[SosbanFach]

Looky at your interests! Laptoping?

Banned for thinking that I made it up.

[GummyBear]

Banned for being nosey! :D

[SosbanFach]

Banned for saying 'Band' rather than banned.

Don't edit, I have a screenshot to prove it :P

[GummyBear]

Banned for making things up AGAIN! :D *grins* (No one noticed that edit)

[SosbanFach]

3532

Ha! :P

Banned for being a liar!

[GummyBear]

Banned for calling me a liar... afterall i did not lie i did quite explictly said in my post i had edited it!

[SosbanFach]

Banned for grasping at straws (metaphorically, I must add).

[GummyBear]

Banned for using words like 'metaphorically' at this time of night!

[SosbanFach]

Banned for not appreciating words such as 'metaphorically' at 2304.

[GummyBear]

Banned for expecting people to appreciate those types of words at this time of day!

[SosbanFach]

Banned for calling this time day.

[GummyBear]

Banned for not knowing that day has the meaning of '' A period of twenty-four hours as a unit of time, reckoned from one midnight'' :) Good Old GOOGLE!

[SosbanFach]

Banned for going into technicalities.

[GummyBear]

Banned for going onto a second page.... This is not the GummyBear and CymruALloegrAmByth ban each other thread!

[SosbanFach]

Banned for still being the user above me.

Congratulations! You spelt my username correctly. Now, can you say it? :P

[GummyBear]

Banned for having a Username i can neither spell or Say... Have you considered changing your username to Bob

[Foamy]

Banned for banning each other.

[GummyBear]

Banned for interuptting our BANNING!

[Foamy]

Banned for incessanty banning Cymru whatever the frick his name is.

[GummyBear]

Banned for using the same Ban reason twice!

[Carlyle]

Banned because your reasoning can be as similar or the same as many times as you want :P

[GummyBear]

Banned for supporting a users lack of imagination!

[Carlyle]

Banned because your username is making me crave delicious, sugary goodies.. mmmm..

[Foamy]

Banned for almost starting another ban war.

[Carlyle]

Almost? pssh I am the ban war.

OT: Banned for having more blog entries than me.. Not sure if thats really bad.

[Foamy]

Banned fr not having more blog entries. (not that many are my life-hating rants!)

[Carlyle]

Banned because I'm too tired for my brain to process why you banned me.

[Foamy]

Banned for not sleeping?

[Carlyle]

Banned because I can not, have to help someone with a few things.

[Aragorn]

banned for 8 blog entries

[Foamy]

Banned for only 2

[Carlyle]

Banned for joining on the date of my great grandmothers death.. 1 year late, but still..

[Aragorn]

Banned for bringing your personal life into this.

[Carlyle]

Banned because me noticing the date is apparently bad.

[Aragorn]

Banned for trying to fit in.

[Carlyle]

Banned because its metaphorically speaking. I fit in, but the username did refer to being an outcast (at one point).

[GummyBear]

Banned for saying metaphorically... I don't like that word at any time of day it appears

[Carlyle]

Banned because I felt kind of smart when I used it, why do you have to rain on my parade??

[GummyBear]

Banned for feeling smart when it is so obvious he isn'tt :D

[Carlyle]

Hmm.. Running out of reasons... Banned because you don't blog at all

[GummyBear]

Banned for expecting me to Blog.... I might start just to spite you!

[Carlyle]

Go ahead :P Banned because were banning each other back and forth.. No one else has been in here in a bit. SPITER!

[GummyBear]

Banned for wanting someone else to Ban you (after all my Banning technique is better than everyone elses)

[Carlyle]

Banned for spiting me.

[GummyBear]

Banned for using a non standard english word- What is spiting?

[Carlyle]

spite - To annoy

Not really annoying, but I can guess thats what you were going for.

[GummyBear]

Banned for thinking i'm trying to annoy you!

[Carlyle]

Rats. Banned because you made me re-read what I said.

[GummyBear]

Banned for making me re-read what you might of re-read!

[Carlyle]

Banned because I don't know you. I don't know a lot of people though so.. Ban hoooo!

[Aragorn]

Banned for being annoying. 0.0

[GummyBear]

Banned for getting in the way of me Banning Tryingtofitin... Again!

[Aragorn]

Banned for trying to ban both me and Tryingtofitin.

[Carlyle]

Banned because I have a name... Thanks.

[GummyBear]

Banned because you have not told me your name!

[Carlyle]

Banned because its right under my picture. But my name is Austin, if you must know.

[Foamy]

Banned for having my name with an "A" instead of a "J"

[Carlyle]

Banned for having a name so close to mine. Why so similar?

[GummyBear]

Banned for not specifying your location. or doing so but being so vague!

[Carlyle]

Banned for being more vague than I. All I know is you're in the UK. People atleast know I'm in the US, in a state called "Ohio".

[GummyBear]

Banned for posting a post before i did! (That post was banning Foamy)

[Carlyle]

Oooh sorry.. Banned because you weren't fast enough!

[Foamy]

Banned for using teh powers of teh ninja on GummyBear

[Carlyle]

Banned for using teh instead of the. that kind of stuff gets.. tediously annoying.

[Haleyzmont]

banned because there is an "i" in your username

[Carlyle]

Banned because you have quite a few blogs for your post count/join date.

[Foamy]

Banned for ninja-ing me.

[Carlyle]

Banned for being a member on Eric's sight.. an admin at that. the colors are too bright for me.

[Ender]

Banned for trying to fit in :P

[Carlyle]

Banned for banning me for the obvious :P I actually do fit in.. I find a name change is in order :P

[Ender]

Banned for having <500 posts? :P

[Zarakly]

Banned for going into an Army at 6

(Salamander Army?)

[Carlyle]

Banned because I don't spam the forums like some people :P

[Zarakly]

Banned for accusing of spamming?

[Carlyle]

No accusing, but some people do spam a bit.

OT: Banned for an even number of posts.

[Ender]

Banned for having a face.

[Haleyzmont]

banned for typing

[Foamy]

Banned for not 50 posts yet.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for being modded on Erics site before me. (Maybe he gives me admins?)

[Carlyle]

Banned for being a member on Eric's site.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for not respecting Erics site.

[Carlyle]

Banned because its too new, and too bright for my liking. Nothing wrong with it, good luck to him though.

[kezyy]

Banned cos u are too cool

[Carlyle]

Banned because you joined a week before my birthday :P

[kezyy]

Banned because u banned me?

[Carlyle]

Banned for not blogging at all.

[kezyy]

Banned for blogging

[Carlyle]

Banned for just telling me about an idea for my blog.. I usually think of it all myself, hooray for help! :D

[kezyy]

Haha, banned for making me run out of reasons to ban u

[Carlyle]

Banned for being up so late.

[StoppingTime]

Banned for it only being 7:41 here.

[Foamy]

Banned for being a post whore. Are u going to be a post-whore on Eric's site too?

[Carlyle]

Banned for pointing out an obvious fact.