Ban the user above you

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for replying in a blink of an eye.

[Aηdy]

Banned for caring about it.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being cool. :(

[Aηdy]

Banned for being online.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for wanting me to leave.

[Aηdy]

Call 0800 519 60 60 for cheap van insurance now.

Banned for being 2ft tall.

[The Resurrected One]

That's what your mother said last night! hahahahahahahahahaha!

Banned for no reason.

[Aηdy]

Banned for mentioning my mother.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for talking bad about my mother.

[Aηdy]

Banned for not watching Trisha.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for drinking a shitshake.

[Tatsuya]

banned for having a kewl diary!:D

[Aηdy]

Banned for making me forget to submit my post after I typed it xD

[Tatsuya]

banned for acussing me!:D

[Aηdy]

Banned for being an overage member.

[Tatsuya]

banned for banning me!!!:D

[Aηdy]

Banned for using the same word twice in one post.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for sending me offensive PMs.

[Tatsuya]

banned for putting human pictures on his avatar!

[Aηdy]

Banned for reading my offensive PMs.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for forcing me to cam with you.

[Aηdy]

Banned for mentioning it.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for hiring stalkers.

[Aηdy]

Banned for cumming on your keyboard


















































































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lol. =]

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for shoving the mouse up your anus for anal penetration.

[Aηdy]

Banned for being DISCUSTING!

[Tatsuya]

banned for banning the wrong person!:D

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for all that bullshit in the Diary request thread.

[Aηdy]

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Banned for being green!

[The Resurrected One]

Is it just me, or are those icon things really in your above post?

Banned for confusion.

[Aηdy]

Banned for not seeing something obvious.

[The Resurrected One]

banned for making me jealous.

[Tatsuya]

banned for living on another country.......ermm what time is in your country now?....mine is 9.35pm:D

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being annoying.

[Aηdy]

Banned for being 23 years old.

[Tatsuya]

banned for being so grouchy.......:(

[Aηdy]

Banned for having un-cooked fish in your name.

[Tatsuya]

banned for not respecting the Neon Easter!:yeah:

[Aηdy]

Banned for being on a distinguished road.

[Tatsuya]

Banned for not having the pleasure of lights and musics!!:D

[Aηdy]

Banned for having 1/13 of the rep power i've got.

[Tatsuya]

banned for banning people for some crappy reasons!:D


-i`m off!

[Aηdy]

Banned for not being on.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for misspelling "Naughty" In your sig:D

[Tatsuya]

banned for the wrong spelling of "sign"!:D

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for confusing me

[Aηdy]

Banned for not realising I did spell it right.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for editing your sig after I pointed out the error!:D

[Aηdy]

Banned for not being Johnny K.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for banning me for a stupid reason!

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for not being happy with a Mod's decision.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for defending "The Man"!

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being a dick.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for being a dirty racist:P

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being homophobic.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for calling a guy with occasional homosexual tendencies homophobic.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for making love to my mother.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for making outragious, unfounded acussations!

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for spelling that one word wrong.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

Banned for pointing out an obvious mistake:D

[The Resurrected One]

Banned because I am upset right now.

[Tatsuya]

banned for not being a morning person.....:D

[The Resurrected One]

:banned: for being on a distinguished road

[RaisingSand]

Banned for being called Johnny.

[The Resurrected One]

:banned: for triple posting (which I fixed)

[Delete account]

-snip-

[The Resurrected One]

Banned because you're annoying.

[Tatsuya]

banned for stealing govteen game.....:D

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for mentioning it.

[Tatsuya]

banned because being a guy name Johnny K!

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for reaching 100.

[Tatsuya]

banned for making me get 100!:D

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for joining on September 8.

[Tatsuya]

banned for being so silly!:D

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for not replying to my comment in the shoutbox.

[Tatsuya]

banned for making a shoutout!:D

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for still not replying. ;)

[Tatsuya]

banned for not telling me how to reply his shoutbox!:D-how?

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for not knowing


(go to the index of the forums and at the bottom of the page you see a shoutbox. Just type in the bar and hit enter) :)

[Tatsuya]

banned for not giving me a chance of replying the shoutbox!

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for still not replying. :P

[Aηdy]

Banned for talking about shit.

[CherishedTeddy]

banned for being a baddie by telling people to report each other...:P

[Aηdy]

Banned for not wanting to make the site a better place without the bad people!

[CherishedTeddy]

banned for not realising that bad people make things fun!!

[Aηdy]

Banned for not realising bad people do discusting things to little girls.

[CherishedTeddy]

banned for thinking i cant look after myself

[Malcolm Tucker]

Banned for no aparrent reason.

[Delete account]

Banned cause the A-Team offered me to borrow their van for a day if I did it

[Silverfist64]

banned for accepting bribary

[Aηdy]

Banned for owning a Shitbox360.

[Silverfist64]

banned for banning someone with a broken wrist and a poor old cast

*by the way its xbox 360 elite

[Aηdy]

Banned for buying shit.

[Silverfist64]

banned for thinking its shit.

*excuse me. correct me if im wrong but you cant play halo 3 if you dont have an xbox 360

[Aηdy]

Halo 3 sucks.

Banned for thinking Halo 3 is actually any good.

[Silverfist64]

ha i beat it. And its now one of my favorite games. Halo wars will be better though.

banned for judging a game before trying it. Doesnt the saying go "dont judge a book by its cover"

[RaisingSand]

Banned for liking Halo, which is a really crap game.
Also banned for liking XBox.
Banned even more for disagreeing with Sox. :P

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being a girl.

[Silverfist64]

banned for banning a girl. their awesomesness

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for only having over 250 posts

[RaisingSand]

Banned for killing kittens. You know how.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for making the 300th reply in my thread.

[Delete account]

Banned, because everytime you ban someone, God give another old person Alzheimer's. Nice.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for breaking 50.

[Silverfist64]

banned for banning me for only having 250 posts when ive only been here for two monmths and uve been here for 9 months and only have 784

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for doing more not to do work than doing work.

[Malcolm Tucker]

Banned for the sake of being banned

[CherishedTeddy]

banned for not banning others correctly

[Silverfist64]

banned for banning someone for banning someone for the sake of banning

[Aηdy]

Banned for never, ever having more posts than me.

[Silverfist64]

banned for thinking i want to get more posts than a awesome moderator.

PS Its impssoble for someone like me to ban you so im gonna ban myself!!!

Banned for banning a moderator

[dannyley]

banned for banning himself

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for catching up to me in post count.

[Archduke Robert of France]

Banned for changing that hideous signature pic to your new, more hideous pic.

[Delete account]

Banned because you banned that guy who banned you because you banned him because he banned the other guy who banned that guy who banned the 5th guy, and it starts....


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Anyone here ever heard of the liar's paradox?

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for stealing my line.

[Silverfist64]

banned for thinking he stole ur line. banned for thinking that u have the skill for bannings liek that.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being on his side

[Sugaree]

banned for liking a bad band =)

Banned for thinking that Genesis sucks ass.

GENESIS RULES! A-HOLE!

[Delete account]

-snip-

[Silverfist64]

banned for saying sorry. Become a man! Ban him back again.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for confusion.

[Aηdy]

Banned fro breaking 800.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having a rep power of 13.

[Aηdy]

Banned for having an erection.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having a discharge.

[Brandon639]

Banned for knowing he had a discharge.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for only having 37 posts.

[Silverfist64]

banned for bringing that up all three of you.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for wanting to ban all three of us.

[Silverfist64]

banned for thinking its bad to ban more then one person at a time.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being underage

[Silverfist64]

for what?

banned for banning me for being underage for.....i dunno

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being 9.

[Brandon639]

Banned for havng a link in your signature

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having a flag in your signature.

[Brandon639]

Banned for having a pic bigger than my flag in his signature.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having a flag smaller than my pic in your signature.

[Brandon639]

Banned for saying my flag is small.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for thinking "smaller" means "small itself"

[Brandon639]

Banned for confusing me

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for not knowing common sense.

[Brandon639]

Banned for saying I dont know common sense.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for trolling.

[Brandon639]

Banned for using a word I dont know.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being a troll and not even knowing what it is.

[Silverfist64]

banned for not looking it up.

[Brandon639]

Banned for not telling me what it is

[The Resurrected One]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll


Banned.

[Underground_Network]

Banned for having a human in your sig.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having 1,041 posts

[Underground_Network]

Banned for not having as many posts as me.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned until I catch up.

[Underground_Network]

Banned for misinterpreting a post in the Relationships and Dating section, and then realizing your misinterpretation. :P

[Maverick]

Banned for being a 2007 n00b.

[Underground_Network]

Banned for being cheese-flavored.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being shit-flavored.

[Underground_Network]

Banned for knowing what I taste like

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for rubbing chocolate oil all over Rosie O'Donnell's body :yuck:

[Underground_Network]

Ewww...
Banned for not being Angie.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being in love with Angie

[Underground_Network]

Banned for presuming I'm in love with Angie, when I'm really in love with a girl who's name begins with an O... yes I said O!

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for loving a girl whose name starts with "O"

[northskater110]

banned for having a picture in ur signature.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned because my printer doesn't work!

[Underground_Network]

Banned for having technology.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned because the printer works and printed my letter out yesterday.

[Underground_Network]

Banned for having a name with two ns.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having a username with more than 2 Ns

[Underground_Network]

Banned for not being purple like Barney.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being comcastic

[Underground_Network]

Banned for not being red like Elmo.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having more rep power than me.

[Silverfist64]

banned fo having more rep power than me and complaining

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for being low rank

[Underground_Network]

Banned for being from Vancouver.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having a star in your avatar.

[Silverfist64]

banned because you think a star made out of guns is bannable

[Brandon639]

Banned for breaking your wrist.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for getting to 70 posts

[Silverfist64]

im not banning johnny K. Im banning brandonb2012 for banning me for being clumsy

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for not capitalizing my first name's first letter

[Silverfist64]

banned for thinking i care and actually caring about such a small detail.

[northskater110]

banned for having less then 300 posts

[Underground_Network]

Banned for enjoying cunnilingus.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for having red text in your signature.

[northskater110]

whats cuninglingus?

banned for having a pic of some1 making the peace sign with both hands

[Underground_Network]

Lmfao.. you don't want to know what cunnilingus is... (it usually refers to when a girl orally stimulates another girl, but it can also refer to when a guy orally stimulates a girl. Cunnilingus is the opposite of fellatio.)

Anyway... banned for not knowing what cunnilingus is!

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for mentioning fellatio

[Underground_Network]

Banned for fellating hippies.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for fellating your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.

[Underground_Network]

Considering thats impossible, as my great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was presumably female, banned for being an ignorant n00b.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for fellating yourself

[Underground_Network]

Banned for causing me to have disturbing images.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for eating vomit pizza

[Underground_Network]

Banned for vomiting on vomited pizza and shoving it up your ass, b/c you're constipated!

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for sucking Barbera Bush's dick

[Underground_Network]

Banned for spelling Barbara wrong.

[The Resurrected One]

Banned for joining later than me yet having more posts than me.

[Underground_Network]

Banned for joining before me and having less rep than me.