Ban the user above you

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz yea you did

[Abyssal Echo]

banned for not posting

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned for posting

[Abyssal Echo]

banned for being online instead of sleepin

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz we changed daylight saving times yesterday

[Abyssal Echo]

banned cuz that really sucks

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz yea it does, but at least we can talk more in the morning

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned cuz yeah I guess

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz I can

[Abyssal Echo]

banned for posting while at school

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned for posting while sleeping

[ninja789]

banned for having more posts than me

[Synyster Shadows]

Banned for having less than 700 posts

[ninja789]

banned for not realising how awesome his name is

[Melodic]

banned for having 2 less posts than me

[Synyster Shadows]

banned for now having less posts than her :P

[ninja789]

banned for actually coming up with a good reason to ban

[Synyster Shadows]

banned cuz that's what I do :P

[Typhlosion]

Banned for having a blog.

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for not having a blog

[Typhlosion]

Banned for having a remarkably high post count.

[Abyssal Echo]

banned for being older than me

[Typhlosion]

Banned for having a quote in your sig.

[Melodic]

banned for describing yourself in your sig

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned cuz today is my dogs birthday

[Typhlosion]

Banned because plot twist - it's a cat.

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned cuz they don't like cats

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz VT refuse to send my PM

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned cuz why

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz I dunno, nothing happens when I press the "send" button :/

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for not reporting it

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz I dunno how to

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for not knowing how to report problems

[Typhlosion]

[-]Banned for LDR.[/-] Banned for being male.

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for joining 4 days after my birthday

[Typhlosion]

Banned for sharing birthdays with my father.

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz I think I should just blame my phone :/

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for blaming your phone

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz it stopped working again, and I have to go because of school :(

[Abyssal Echo]

banned cuz thats ok I gtg take mah dogs out

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz I wish we could have talked

[Abyssal Echo]

banned cuz me too

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz I miss you

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned cuz I hate time zones

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz me tooo

[Abyssal Echo]

banned cuz I gtg before mah dogs make a mess

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz okay. Wish I could go with ya

[Gamma Male]

Banned for not believing that armless people can eat cake.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for having the most amazing sig

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for getting your username back

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz I went about it in a dumb way

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned for being Ezra again

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for liking Nickleback.

[Gamma Male]

Banned for liking braaaaaaiiinnssss!!!!

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for ninjaing me

[Gamma Male]

Banned for talking about ninjas and not pirates.

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for being ninja instead of a pirate

[backjruton]

Banned for existing :kitty:

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for..... The weird fish thing.

[Gamma Male]

Banned because I just ninja'd two people in a row.

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for being younger than me.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for being older than me

[Gamma Male]

Banned because I can't even tell who I'm banning because everyone is posting too fast.

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for having 1 blog entries.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz dammit ninja'd again!

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because you have post 28872 in this thread.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz omg

[EddietheZombie]

Banned cause "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically correct sentence.

[Gamma Male]

Banned because today is spril fools day!

[EddietheZombie]

Banned cause you misspelled "April"

[Gamma Male]

Banned because it's misspelt dummy.

EDIT: Just looked it up. Apparently misspelled is correct. -_-

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because you had to look it up and edit your post :P

[ninja789]

banned for living in the past

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because that's the name of a Jethro Tull song.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for knowing Jethro Tull song titles

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for banning me for banning ninja789 for using a Jethro Tull song name.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for complicated banning

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for being the cause of the complicating banning.

[Gamma Male]

Banned for banning another member without performing the proper pre-banning rituals and dance.

[EddietheZombie]

Banning for having Gamma in your name and not Theta, Delta, Beta, or Alpha.

(I'd like to see who gets this)

[Gamma Male]

I got it. Are there actually people out there who won't? :P
Banned for underestimating the intelligence of random people on the internet.







I just read that sentence and realized how stupid I sound.

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for reading that sentence and realizing how stupid you sound :P

[Gamma Male]

Banned for using duckface looking smiley thingys. :P :P :P :P :P

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for being "Almost Human".

[Gamma Male]

Banned because I said so. Now go fetch my handknitted rainbow socks! D:

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because the name Donald reminds me of Donald Duck.

[Gamma Male]

Banned because you remind me of Matt from homeroom. ARE YOU MATT FROM HOMEROOM?

[EddietheZombie]

No, lol

Banned because I don't know if that is a serious question or not.

[Gamma Male]

Banned because IIII, CRY, WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because I'M THE LAST IN LINE and WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE.


I don't expect anyone to get these without google.

[Gamma Male]

Banned because I'M ON THE TRAIN THATS PULLING THE SICK AND TWISTED, DRESSED IN BLACK WE LACK THE SOCIAL GRACES OOOHHH IF YOU'RE A FREAK LIKE ME GET OFF YOUR ASS THIS IS OUR TIME NOW

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because I'm The Man On The Silver Mountain, that's why.

[Gamma Male]

Banned because acting like a robot, it's metal brain corrodes. You try to take his pulse before the head explodes. Explooodes. EXPLOODES. EEEXXPLOOOOOOODES!!!

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because, You take a mortal man, and put him in control. Watch him become a god!

[Gamma Male]

Banned because HE MAKES HIS FIGHT ON THE HILL IN THE EARLY DAY, CONSTANT CHILL DEEP INSIDE!SHOUTING GUN, ON THEY RUN, THROUGH THE ENDLESS GREY!

[Typhlosion]

Banned for almost-all caps.

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because I read your username as "Magmaman"

[ninja789]

Banned for joining on the 23rd of August

[Typhlosion]

Banned for being a ninja yet not ninja'ing Eddie.

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for being a ninja when Spartans or samurais are better.

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for being a zombie

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for being a laga... lagia... serpent thingy

[Typhlosion]

Banned for having a gif in sig.

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for not having a gif in your sig

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for echoing.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for joining 5 days before me

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for not having 5,000 posts yet

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for not telling of the monsters in the abyss.

[Typhlosion]

[-]Banned for having a prime number of blog entries.[/-] You ninjas should let me think.

Banned for quoting an unknown person.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz you hurt my feels about having a gif sig

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for having hurt feelings

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz original sig pic and av are back baby yeah!

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned cuz I fell asleep again :/

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz I need to go to bed now

[EddietheZombie]

Banned cause my Minecraft coffee cup said so.

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for having a Minecraft coffee cup

[ksdnfkfr]

banned for not having one

[DarkHorse4eva]

Banned for not having a mine craft coffee cup

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for being a Dark horse instead of a Cosmic Cat

[radsniper]

banned for switching avatars and sigs

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz this is my last VT post :(

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for a possible April Fools joke. Sorry if its not :(

[radsniper]

banned cuz u high

[EddietheZombie]

banned cause I'm not high.(?)

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz shame on me twas

[radsniper]

banned cuz you don't know it yet shhhhh

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for not making sense.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz now I'm paranoid

[radsniper]

banned for licking a cop

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for being a Cat Sniper.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz this thread is a ninja'd mess

[radsniper]

really? banned for saying that i had no idea

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because Ban, thats why.

[radsniper]

banned cuz i just lit you on fire with water

[ninja789]

banned for being uncomfortably close to me

[Gamma Male]

Banned for adding a seaturtle to your signature.

[NeuroTiger]

Banned for inventing a new addition in maths :P
2+2=5
Let's coin the equation: Donald's mysterious equation :P

[Typhlosion]

Banned for having something heavier than an Ultrabook in your head.

[ninja789]

banned for being from somewhere with exclamation marks in the name

[backjruton]

Banned for being a ninja turtle/monkey

[Synyster Shadows]

banned for haivng a colorful sig

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because you have 26 blog entries.

[Remora]

Banned because... because... WELL YOU'RE JUST BANNED!
*strolls off*

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because if I can ban you I can unban myself.

[NeuroTiger]

Zombies are banned! :P

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because I'm not a zombie, I'm a Teenage Frankenstein!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdXGkrUgMHI

Double banned because that's not original.

[Gamma Male]

Banned because the 2+2=5 thing is from a George Orwell book tiger! :P

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because you're online.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz you exist

[EddietheZombie]

Banned cause you blinked just now.

[Gamma Male]

Banned for breathing.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for adorable selfie in sig pic

[Gamma Male]

Banned because what? There's no selfie in my sig pic. :/
I mean, yeah, the kid on the left and guy on the right are both adorable, but they're not me.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz I meant >:bigsmash:

[Gamma Male]

Banned because I like your new line of starry blue text stuff. :)

[ninja789]

banned for swearing in his sig

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for being a crazy ninja

[Melodic]

banned for being an Echo

[Amsey]

banned for being good on photoshop :D

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for attractive selfie

[NeuroTiger]

Banned for writing your real name backward...as it was during your first couple of months on VT...;)

[Typhlosion]

Banned for using <3 instead of ♥.

[Melodic]

Banned for writing capitals in the line before last in your sig

[Remora]

Banned for not moderating the VT Arcade section, instead participating in it

[ninja789]

banned for banning Madie

[Remora]

banned for repeating the unfortunate events that took place on pages 1336 and 1337

[Synyster Shadows]

banned for liking cats

[Remora]

banned for probably going to post on page 1500

[Melodic]

Banned for not moderating the VT Arcade section, instead participating in it

banned cuz each arcade spam post is an excuse to make sure you all follow the rules :)

[Synyster Shadows]

banned for being online

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for something I can't write cuz Madie is moderating.

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned because you can't write

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for having a 5000+ post face

[Melodic]

banned f0r having a happy but right now depressing join date

[Abyssal Echo]

Banned for moderating the banning thread

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because I'm hungry.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz I'm hungry too

[Gamma Male]

Banned because. I'm thirsty.

[NeuroTiger]

Banned for the nice av ;)

[Gamma Male]

Banned for wanting to be a neurologist.

[EddietheZombie]

Banned cause my battery is low.

[Gamma Male]

Banned for not liking The Cure and MCR as much as classic rock bands like Hendrix and STP

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because I like almost all music :P

[Gamma Male]

Banned for liking early 90's pop.
Ewguhfewgg!! D:

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because I don't like pop....... well, maybe stuff others consider pop :P

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned for not liking pop

[EddietheZombie]

Banned because you have more posts than me.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz who's fault is that?

[EddietheZombie]

Banned cause its yours :P

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz nuh uh

[EddietheZombie]

Banned cause im going to bed.

[ksdnfkfr]

Banned cuz me too

[Remora]

Banned because none of you are replying to the thread i created, and i really need advice :>_>:

[Typhlosion]

Banned for advertising thread

[ninja789]

banned for having a super cool triangle man avatar

[Typho]

Banned for ♡ animals

[Synyster Shadows]

Banned for blue sig

[radsniper]

banned for being alive

[Synyster Shadows]

Banned for being not dead

[radsniper]

banned for living in the usa