Righthanders

[Jess]

Fellow Righties,

The Lefthanders have basically declared war on us. Like Lefthanders (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=155950), post random things on how you will enslave the lefthanders.

(Note: try to get more replies here than the Lefthanders thread!)

[ILoveSoccer]

Fellow Righties,

The Lefthanders have basically declared war on us. Like Lefthanders (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=155950), post random things on how you will enslave the lefthanders.

(Note: try to get more replies here than the Lefthanders thread!)

Go righties!!!!
I would put their left hand in a cast, thereby halting any use of the left hand except as a weapon :D

[nice]

I don't know get right hand people I guess.

[Jess]

Did you guys even read my post? Write ways on how you would enslave the lefthanders! it's a game! -_-

[SosbanFach]

The right hand is so named for a reason; after all, is right not synonymous for correct? I henceforth propose that a law be passed with the utmost urgency to halt this vile and unnatural use of the secondary hand as the primary. We must ensure that this endemic does not spread, so we ought to ban marriage rights for those who participate in this disgusting trend, forcing them to rethink their hand of choice. This will dissuade others from choosing to prioritise the hand of Satan. Thus is my proposition.

[I hope I have the right idea here, as I'm not sure I entirely understand, so this is the nonsense I have produced.]

[Jess]

^
nice one. Yeah, that's what I mean. If you want, you can steal ideas from the Lefthanders game I liked ;)

...what I would do is tie their left arm/hand behind their back and make them do everything one-handed, aka do everything with their RIGHT hand.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hmmmm? Give em all poisoned chocolate.

[BrainDamage]

You shall never defeat us what you have in numbers we have in knoledge and power...

Mwahahahahahahaha*cough cough*-ughem-hahahahaha!!!

[Jess]

Make them work for us. Cook, clean, babysit, everything

They said they've won but they're dead wrong :rolleyes:

[Jimmy Page]

All we are saaaayiiiiing!!!!!!
Is give peace a chance!!!!!!

[Breakeven]

if u are lefty go outy :P

[Jess]

Ban left hand writing

[Jimmy Page]

if u are lefty go outy :P

I'm a bothy :P

[Mob Boss]

Force them to use right-handed only equipment. (Nothing that would kill them, though)
Fact: Over 2,500 left- handers are killed each year from using equipment made for right-handers. :eek:

[Snookers]

Cut off their left hand and beat them with it till they pass over. Repeat cycle for more than 7 hrs.

[Jess]

remove all desks made for left handed people

[Jess]

put all lefthanders in cages

[Danny_boi 16]

right handers forever!!! :D

[Jess]

Monitor left handers' every movement. Put cameras in their bedrooms. They deserve no privacy :P

[Mob Boss]

Hug their throats with my right hand. :lol:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yH2jFMTFbr4/TZGx2X5BQ8I/AAAAAAAAAPI/JFhiyr7yBOg/s640/ForceChoke.jpg

Choke them with the force...

[Jess]

Lefthanders think we can't beat them. :P

[Mob Boss]

I'll stab their left hand with my right hand. It makes a lot of sense, no?

[Jupiter]

throw left handers into the woodchippers.


i win muthafuckas.

[BrainDamage]

Right handers have hitler O_o

[Jess]

Right handers have hitler O_o

Please! If you aren't a freaking righthander post in the other thread! :S

[ERB-lade]

I'd tie both hands together so they cant fap, lolololol

[Mikedamaniak]

get rid of lefty guitars, thataway no lefty will have success as a guitarist or rockstar

[Jess]

Hire only righties for the most important jobs.

[Jess]

If you're a lefty you get fired

[Jess]

Lefties have to go to not-so-good restaurants

[Silicate Wielder]

I'mraidingyourthreadbwahahahaha!

[PinkFloyd]

I will cut off everyones left hand, put the left hands in a microwave and then feed it to them!

[Snookers]

I'll put the lefties eat their left hand whilst they are alive and conscious