Lefthanders

[BrainDamage]

(Not sure if this is the right place to put it...)

My fellow Lefties, the time is almost here to start our conquest against our vile counterpart the Right hande- excuse me- Wrong handers.

Just post random things on how you will enslave the right handers...



*Left handers only, unless your a right handed slave...

[Sonic Boom]

Cut off/cripple their right hands, so they will be forced to use their left (correct) hand <insert evil laugh>

[Castle of Glass]

left handers unite.

except one thing. according to your fact in your sig, left handers are better lovers, well, with me that is false.

[TheMatrix]

RoTW :arrow: VT Arcade

[Silicate Wielder]

I shall paralyze them in their right (wrong) hand, just to make it hard for them. [Maniacal laugh here]

I use both hands so I won't make them suffer too much actual pain :3

Left hand: used for writing, typing, lifting

Wrong hand: Computer mouse, typing.

[BrainDamage]

I shall tie a rope from their pube hairs to their right hand... Mwahahahahahaha*cough cough* -ughem- hahahahaha!!!

[WickedWeekend]

left hand: everything but one thing
wrong hand: jacking off

I will burn their right hands to the bone!! :D

[BrainDamage]

We've got competition!!!

http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=156011

Need more ideas...!

[BrainDamage]

Right handers have Justin Bieber so by default the kinda LOSE!!!

[WickedWeekend]

Right handers have Justin Bieber so by default the kinda LOSE!!!

Mods, close the thread. This is finished. We have officially won.

[BrainDamage]

We're the minority and still we win... >:)

[Jimmy Page]

All we are saaaayiiiiing!!!!!!
Is give peace a chance!!!!!!

[BrainDamage]

Let's enslave them and burn them to the stake...

[BrainDamage]

Besides we have Angelina Jolie...

[BrainDamage]

http://cdn.backyardchickens.com/3/34/340b575d_funny-graphs-write-left.jpeg

[LikeAJay]

ok.We tie a button around there hands and if they tough any thing it will burn

[BrainDamage]

So true ^

[LikeAJay]

http://cdn.backyardchickens.com/3/34/340b575d_funny-graphs-write-left.jpeg

Funny cause it true. Right hand people are so dumb.lol

[Silicate Wielder]

I will rewire their brain so that it causes them pain b to use their wronghand for things the wronghand is unworthy for.
I will also have a mobile zone where wrongies have to use their left hand on international leftie day (its on august 13th) if they hear the music they are in the lefty zone oh and i'll be the sound system, therefor making the zone mobile.

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http://www.lefthander.com/images/brain.jpg

this is true, atleast in my case anyways.

http://www.sotruefacts.com/rules/114.png

Same.

http://www.lefthandersday.com/posters/brain-right-minds200.jpg

So true, so very true. We should make this our official banner. :)

[BrainDamage]

Right handers are losers

[BrainDamage]

Obviously right handed people...

Man fills in questionair: R u The MAN? & gets 100%!!
'So what do u think of that dear?'Wife'I think u should leave ur son's Gay Lifestyle magazine alone'...

[CodyFox13]

I am lefty, I consider myself very creative cuz that:D

[BrainDamage]

Wrong handed fools actually think they can beat us... :D

[BrainDamage]

A husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."

"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would."

"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would."

"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"

[Jupiter]

i'm invading your thread!

mwahahaha! i am a write hander. you shall never get me.

[BrainDamage]

They've got osama, hitler, himler, stalin, barny, malema, zuma, Hassan Izz-Al-Din and Ghadaffi...

We've got http://www.indiana.edu/~primate/left.html

[Sonic Boom]

i'm invading your thread!

mwahahaha! i am a write hander. you shall never get me.

http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4861&stc=1&d=1352124541

[Yonkers]

Right-handers don't have a website dedicated to them; lefties do ;)
http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/

[BrainDamage]

We require more leftys...!

[BrainDamage]

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~lucasp/lefty.html

[BrainDamage]

Give them immortality pills and then let them choke on them...

[BrainDamage]

We shall put the chinese mafia on them (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-)

[Silicate Wielder]

I will use my Geass power, the ability to control people's minds, on them. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Silicate Wielder]

Wrong handers are no match to our knoledge, therefore we must build enslavement weapons that can only be used by us lefthanders' both-handers don't count.

[BrainDamage]

I agree, we shall harvest them as slaves and only feed them brocoli!!!

[Silicate Wielder]

I like brocolli though. Feed it only to the wrong handers who hate it. Chain them up in a pitch dark dungeon and torcher them with machines that find wrong hander's weaknesses!

[BrainDamage]

And the only company they'll ever get is:
Gay Zombies
Pink Ponys
Giant Ladies
Narwhals
Ducks and the most vile creature in all the galaxy...
SALAD FINGERS!!!

[Silicate Wielder]

Lets start a country where wronghanders are given 900+ a month taxes for being wrong handed and left handers don't pay taxes :P

Wrongg handers also get terrible pay :P

[BrainDamage]

Do you think we should give them leeshes?

[BrainDamage]

I think its safe to say we win...

[BrainDamage]

We will test the dreaded heat ray on them and roast the flesh from their bones...

[Abyssal Echo]

tie their right hand behind their back.

[BrainDamage]

We will feed them *pum pum pum* cat juice with a squinge of onion...

[BrainDamage]

Have we won yet?