Low sperm count?

[PinkFloyd]

So Today whenever I would jack off or do the real thing it did absolutely nothing for me. During the ...you know I actually said "Mariah, I don't feel anything." do I have a low sperm count?? Is this a risk to my health? I have had a couple mountain dews today but I think thats just an urban legend. So seriously, do I have a low sperm count? I barely ever jack off so it's not like i ran out if that's possible. So yeah please help.

[Danny_boi 16]

I don't think you have a low sperm count. remember sperm is a cell. So they will "re-generate" give it couple of days, and in that period don't J/O.

[Pipo]

the only real way to know if you've low sperm count is to go see doctor and give them a sample.

[PinkFloyd]

the only real way to know if you've low sperm count is to go see doctor and give them a sample.

I feel stupid asking this.... but how do you give a sperm sample? Do they give you one of those drug test cups and say "go jizz in there."?

[ackmedsgirl666]

they take it out of your sperm cells through a needle or syringe then send it t o a lab for testing.. theres other things they do as well but idk what they are.
go to a doctor and if your really concerned STOP DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW
its not an urban myth
its actually been proven to lower sperm counts same as pepsi and cola
but only a couple sips/cans wont hurt you

[TigerBoy]

It sounds like what started this was that you didn't have a satisfying orgasm? That's not uncommon, you can ejaculate without the usual fireworks sometimes. Also sometimes you're just not feeling it enough to want to continue to orgasm: I've had this a couple of times when I've been going a long time and just get bored or tired, I believe just because your nerve endings are desensitised from frequent or extended stimulation.

Not having a satisfying orgasm will not predict sperm count (assuming you actually ejaculate).

[Mortal Coil]

The quality of your orgasm has nothing to do with your sperm count, as said before. I don't think you have to worry about it, but if you are worried then go to a doctor. You will need to give a semen sample, which will be analyzed under a microscope to see how much sperm is in the sample they analyze.

[Noirtier]

I highly doubt you have a low sperm count--as has been said before, the quality of your orgasm has nothing to do with your sperm count. As for the mountain dew, that is a complete and total urban myth--it has been debunked time and again, and snopes.com has done an entire article on it if you wish to read it:
http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp

[Pipo]

I feel stupid asking this.... but how do you give a sperm sample? Do they give you one of those drug test cups and say "go jizz in there."?

Well I assume they give you a cup and tell you to go a room alone with porn or without and jerk off there and cum to the cup?

I don't think it's any harder than that ^^?

to the person who gave me for some reason negative rep: take a look at this. (http://www.fertilityauthority.com/men-only/getting-started/collecting-semen-sample)