Post your favourite video game quotes!

[XxAssasiNxX]

What are your favourite video game quotes?

This is mine

"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!"

[TheMatrix]

"Hold on! This one says use rock to break glass to get wrench to break glass to get rock. Ooh! I love logic puzzles!"
-- Clank, in Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

[Infidelitas]

"I can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took a crap on you" -Officer Frank Tenpenny: GTA San Andreas

"After months, all bridges have been reopened. Bone County, Tierra Robada, and Las Venturas County are now linked up with the rest of the state. Locals celebrated by mass outbreaks of xenophobia and inbreeding." - Radio Host, GTA San Andreas

"Recently, a large field of marijuana in Flint County was set on fire. This has been rather unfortunate for the local wildlife, most of which was found eating chocolate, listening to the same band over and over, and buying fractal art." - GTA San Andreas

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Cave Johnson: As founder and CEO of Aperture Science, I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests. We're not going to release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there will always be a limo waiting for you. Say goodbye, Caroline.
Caroline: Goodbye, Caroline!
Cave Johnson: She is a gem.

GLaDOS: You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.

Cave Johnson: All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.

GLaDOS: Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting REVENGE! Luckily, I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.

[Agent 47]

Postal dude: i suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first.

not my opinion btw just a funny line

[squibles976]

"Hey buddy! -oh these pretzels suck!- So how's it going? Just bought a horse made of diamonds, was gonna name it Piss for brains in honor of you but that seemed immature, oh I know how about butt stallion?"

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Cave Johnson: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[Mortal Coil]

My fave video game quote of all time:
"Game over."

[Fractured Silhouette]

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired.

Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So word of advice: if you meet yourself on the testing track don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time - entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favor and let that handsome devil go about his business.

Now you might be asking yourself, "Cave, just how difficult are these tests?", "What was in that phonebook of a contract I signed?", "Am I in danger?". Let me answer those questions with a question: who wants to make $60? Cash. You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the wating room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you. For many of you, I realized $60 is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on, I don't know - Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? Beard dirt?

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Alright, preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit: begin! [affects on a different British accent] Hello Guv'. Neurotoxin inspector, need to shut this place down for a moment. Here's my credentials; shut yourself down. I am totally legit, from the board of neurotoxin, uh, observers, from the United Arab Emirates.

Ooh. It's dark down here, isn't it? They say that the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff - of robots - all of them robots! They say at night you can still here the screams - of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals... No memory of the incident... Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Ab-solutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.

Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... quite a bit longer, and it's not completely out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.

Portal 2 quotes are the best.

Chancellor: I only allow those who are worthy to see the king.
Death: Well then you must hardly get to see him chancellor!


Love that Darksiders 2 joke.

I'm sure I could add a few more, but those are the only ones I can think of at the moment.

[OrKing]

*Quotes contain swear words*

Roman Bellic: We are going to die. I don't want to die, man! Not like this!

Niko Bellic: How would you like to die?

Roman Bellic: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday. I don't fucking know! I'm scared you cold bastard. What are we going to do?

Vlad Glebov: Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin. What's your name again?

Niko Bellic: Big mouth prick.

Vlad Glebov: Very catchy. Sit down. Cousin... Niko... that's it, Niko... not big mouth prick. You a funny guy.

Brucie Kibbutz: Nicky, we gotta get serious.

Niko Bellic: All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants.

[Lyra Heartstrings]

"Hold on! This one says use rock to break glass to get wrench to break glass to get rock. Ooh! I love logic puzzles!"
-- Clank, in Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

I adore Rachet & Clank. <3
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"It's easy to kill millions of faceless nobodies, isn't it? But killing someone you love, that's not as easy."
— Jin, Dead Island
"YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE."
--Heavy Weapons Guy, Team Fortress 2.

[Jackerlus]

"Much as you'd like to jam your fist into my skull, optic surgery is best left to professionals."

"We played games like 'Dodge the blowtorch' or 'Don't get dunked into the pool of acid'. I was really good at the first one!"

"Greetings traveller, I am a CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me Claptrap. Or they would if any of them were still alive, or had existed in the first place!"

Claptrap, Borderlands 2. :D

[Eliza Snark]

"YOU ARE DEAD"

-Dark Souls

[PurpleReign]

"Proving once again that denial is not just a river in Egypt!"
-NHL 07

[OrKing]

"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on." Joshua Graham

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical Physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in Physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic

"There is an expression in the wasteland: "Old World Blues". It refers to those so obsessed with the past they can't see the present, even less the future, for what it is." -Doctor Mobius and Doctor Klein

"Back then, it was war. If we'd been on the winning side, I'd be called a hero." - Orion Moreno

The day I set my flag down, it'll be over my body or over a nation I believe in. - Ulysses

- Fallout New Vegas

[Freiheit]

I feel like I have to say this: "I use to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee". -Skyrim

[Silicate Wielder]

the quote is too long for me to remember e-e

...So here is a typography video with audio. :)

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[ManyPearTree]

"You can't build that here"

[TheMatrix]

"You put the wit in twit, sir!"
-- Lawrence to Dr. Nefarious, in Ratchet & Clank: Up your Arsenal

[MisterSix]

"All your base are belong to us"

[OctoG123]

"Hey buddy! -oh these pretzels suck!- So how's it going? Just bought a horse made of diamonds, was gonna name it Piss for brains in honor of you but that seemed immature, oh I know how about butt stallion?"
"I should probably clarify - The diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of - actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! *whistles* Here girl! Butt Stallion! Say hello." *Horse whinnies in background* "Butt Stallion says hello."

"These...seems to be energy wesources. But I've never seen this type on Earth. I don' know where this energy came from, but it cannot let it fall into Doctor Wahwee's hands. You must wecover all the energy immediately W- Megaman!"
"But where is Doctor Wily?"
"That's a good question. We may a be able to locate an other energy emission from the wadar woom. When we find that meteah, we'll find Doctor Wahwee!" - Dr. Light and his gloriously bad voice acting from Megaman 8.

[Green Arrow]

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too." - GLaDOS, Portal

[Aves]

Cave Johnson: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Anything Cave Johnson or GLaDOS said really.

[Silicate Wielder]

"I should probably clarify - The diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of - actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! *whistles* Here girl! Butt Stallion! Say hello." *Horse whinnies in background* "Butt Stallion says hello."

That quote had me laughing so hard that I looked like I was having a seizure.

[Bath]

"..........................I.....................................L............... ......................o...............................v......................... .......e...............................y...................................o.... .....................u................... ................... ... . .......... ......... ....... .."

- TEC from the 2nd paper mario game.

I might have cried a little.

Also, from the first Kingdom Hearts game:

"All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart's true essence."

[Mirage]

My fave video game quote of all time:
"Game over."

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[Telkanis]

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” (Half-Life 2)

"Would you kindly...” (BioShock)

"Stop poking me!"- Orc, Warcraft

Anything from secret of monkey island like

"Swordfighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say."

[Syvelocin]

Anything Cave Johnson or GLaDOS said really.

and (I've memorized this btw)

"Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end. And hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: starting a new journey may not be so hard, or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky—one sky, one destiny." - KH I/II

"What a curious question. Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, unicorns, and knitting. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn...which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. I am a woman of refined, yet simple tastes," - Gabriella, Skyrim.

[Magus]

-Okay okay man, I got the message!-

Driver.

[Elementalpow]

Do a barrel roll! - Peppy, Star Fox 64
There are two ways of doing this. My way, or the he's a dead motherf#$%*@ way. You pick. - The Boss, Conker's Bad Fur Day
Men must be free to do what they believe. It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do, no matter how much we disagree!"
―Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
"Fear not the darkness - but welcome its embrace
-Ezio Auditore da Firenze
While men of courage write history of this day, the future of our land depends on those who are truly free."
―Connor Kenway
I love assassin creed as you see! but i sadly i have not played the third one yet.

Leonardo: "I'm painting this beautiful young woman. I'm really starting to see a masterpiece in this."
Ezio: "Well, don't get distracted from my weapon design."
Leonardo: "You'll find woman don't really appeal to me."
Ezio: "Wait.. I don't get it."
i do! lol poor Ezio!

Please use the Edit button to add something instead of double posting. ~TheMatrix

[TheBigUnit]

"HES GOT GET AWAY FROM THE COPS SPEED!!!" Madden 12

"Zoran Lazarevic: I am surrounded by traitors and fools!
Victor Sullivan: Whaddya say we really ruin this guy's day?
Nathan Drake: Do it.
[Sullivan activates the detonator and the explosives blow up]

Nathan Drake: Grenades. Well, that's convenient." Uncharted 2

uncharted has so many great quotes this is just one

[Snookers]

"You little bastard!" -Kratos, GoW III

[Lyra Heartstrings]

..How could I forget?
"PILLS HERE!" -Louis, Left 4 Dead 2

[BrainDamage]

"syphillis is worse than this, believe me I know" Nicolai COD zombies Der Riese

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Do a barrel roll! - Peppy, Star Fox 64

Who wouldnt put this?

[Elementalpow]

i know right! this quote is classic!and it pissed me off cause I did waht he siad and died!

[Snowcakie]

''No copyright in the universe is going to stop me!''
-Sonic T. Hedgehog (Sonic Colors)

[dusman77]

"That's it! It's the same thing every day. Back and forward, back and forward. I'm sick of it! Well I'm not gonna do it no more." -skunk from Crash TwinSanity
(After this, you kill him. :D)

[The Mechanan]

“Men must be free to do what they believe. It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do, no matter how much we disagree!"— Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

“This one says use rock to break glass to get wrench to break glass to get rock. Ooh! I love logic puzzles!"— Clank, in Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

“War, war never changes”—Fall Out 3

“I’m giving the Covenant back their bomb”—Master Chief

But Dead Space 2 has my favorites of all time.

"Make Us Whole"--Nicole

--Ellie Langford--
"You owe me an eye you bastard!"
"Well, we do have a giant drill"

--Isaac Clarke--
"Stick around, I'm full of bad ideas"
"Goddammnit I trusted you. FUCK YOU!! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!!"

I'd put more, but when you're obsessive of a game, you tend to post obsessive amounts of stuff.

[Lorraine]

"Names are for friends, so I don't need one..."

From Hitman: Blood Money

[Emerald Dream]

Elf needs food....badly. -Gauntlet

[KillerKing]

"Recalling surface squads so we can all die together. Aye Sir!"

- Serina, Halo Wars.

[Burton Guster]

Kill all sons of bitches...that's my official instructions.
-Ellis L4D2

[Burn007]

"Once i used to be adventurer like you,Then i took an arrow in a knee" xD -Skyrim
"Requeast di pachi" or smthng like that -Assasins Creed

[Ryhanna]

"I'm sweatin' more than a hooker in church."
"..You brought a hooker to church?"

From Uncharted. I can't remember which game it was though, but that quote's always stuck with me.

[AkuRokuStalker]

Axel's dying words in Kingdom Heatrs 2

I wanted to see Roxas. He...was the only one I liked...He made me feel...like I had a heart. It's kind of...funny...You make me feel...the same...Kairi's in the castle dungeon. Now go. Sora

[Snowcakie]

''Thank You Mario, but the Princess is in another castle.'' - Toad.

[Emerald Dream]

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