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BeastinIt
September 30th, 2012, 05:08 PM
So recently I have had some very awkward moments with me being naked and my mom.

For starters she saw my penis when I was getting my sports physical. To make that worse it was fully erected and like hairy.

Next thing I had so like rash thing on my penis and I was really worried about it cause it hurt. So I told her about it and I had to show her it. She touched my penis and was looking at it close up. Which led to me getting an erection. It turns out the lotion I was using as lube to masturbate was irritating my skin so she now knows I masturbate.

Then just today we were driving back from shopping and I was gonna put on my new shorts. So I took mine out and as I put my feet up to put them on ( we are in a car) my penis slipped out of my boxers and she saw it. She didnt say anything but I knew she saw it cause I saw her face.

It has been a terrible few months, Its very awkward to be with her now. Has anything like this happened to any of you guys? And how did you get the awkward to go away

West Coast Sheriff
September 30th, 2012, 05:10 PM
If she's seen it so much it should just be normal by now.:D

Bumpin Bass
September 30th, 2012, 06:13 PM
If she's seen it so much it should just be normal by now.:D

Quite true. Plus, you ARE talking about the woman who carried you inside of her for 9 months, spit you out, dressed you, bathed you, changed you. I mean, she's seen it plenty enough. She's your mother, give her a bit of credit.

Aajj333
September 30th, 2012, 07:35 PM
Wow.... That would suck, luckily that hasn't happened to me

FapMaster
September 30th, 2012, 08:54 PM
So recently I have had some very awkward moments with me being naked and my mom.

For starters she saw my penis when I was getting my sports physical. To make that worse it was fully erected and like hairy.

Next thing I had so like rash thing on my penis and I was really worried about it cause it hurt. So I told her about it and I had to show her it. She touched my penis and was looking at it close up. Which led to me getting an erection. It turns out the lotion I was using as lube to masturbate was irritating my skin so she now knows I masturbate.

Then just today we were driving back from shopping and I was gonna put on my new shorts. So I took mine out and as I put my feet up to put them on ( we are in a car) my penis slipped out of my boxers and she saw it. She didnt say anything but I knew she saw it cause I saw her face.

It has been a terrible few months, Its very awkward to be with her now. Has anything like this happened to any of you guys? And how did you get the awkward to go away
It is all part of growing up and it is no big deal if she reacted about it, it would be different than just her seeing it a few times, be lucky she didn't walk in when you were jo

frothinsam
September 30th, 2012, 09:06 PM
my mum has walked in on me having a bat a few times, but they way i think of it is that they went through the same stuff we did and more than likely had those awkward moments with their parents so just forget it happened and im sure she will 2

STLACE
October 2nd, 2012, 06:33 PM
So recently I have had some very awkward moments with me being naked and my mom.

For starters she saw my penis when I was getting my sports physical. To make that worse it was fully erected and like hairy.

Next thing I had so like rash thing on my penis and I was really worried about it cause it hurt. So I told her about it and I had to show her it. She touched my penis and was looking at it close up. Which led to me getting an erection. It turns out the lotion I was using as lube to masturbate was irritating my skin so she now knows I masturbate.

Then just today we were driving back from shopping and I was gonna put on my new shorts. So I took mine out and as I put my feet up to put them on ( we are in a car) my penis slipped out of my boxers and she saw it. She didnt say anything but I knew she saw it cause I saw her face.

It has been a terrible few months, Its very awkward to be with her now. Has anything like this happened to any of you guys? And how did you get the awkward to go away

Omg, welcometo LIFE kid!! Your Mom GAVE BIRTH to you. She washed, and clothed your penis long before you learned the use of your menus and the agonies of your phase in puberty.

Sorry for the double post, but I'd meant to link the comment I was responding to.

jokermaster101
October 4th, 2012, 09:50 PM
wow yea that certainly sounds awkward.

well no i have never been there. my awkward moment was when my mom made me buy condoms at a department store, of all places to get them, when there were pretty girls around my age in the same aisle. embarrassing

Castle of Glass
October 4th, 2012, 10:24 PM
kinda awkward, but be happy it is your mom and not a girl. most likely will have to face one of them, the sports physical. so far most awkward i have had with my mom is her finding my lube.

Sean4U
October 5th, 2012, 01:14 PM
Part of life, bro...and as was said not like she doesn't know what you have down there....my mom and dad have walked in on me masturbating as well as my brother and me masturbating together....they know we do and just basically said OOPS, walked out and let us finish....they went through the same thing so not like they don' expect you to be doing things....as far as the physical...i don't let my parents in when I'm having one.....the doctor is good about that....although to be honest, it really wouldn't be that big of a deal

IVIodern
October 5th, 2012, 01:20 PM
Guess what? We're only human.

Cycling Penguin
October 5th, 2012, 04:32 PM
Yeah that really awkward
But I'm a nudist so my mum sees my penis All the time

dontfiguremeout
October 5th, 2012, 05:55 PM
Well kinda awkward, but just go on with life. By the sounds of it, she's trying not to make it awkward too, so literally go on with your life with her.

Edawg
October 5th, 2012, 06:14 PM
Its life bro. I doubt your mom really cares much anymore since she has seen it so much. Just try to forget it bro

Michael Anthony
October 6th, 2012, 12:50 AM
dude, you're not the only one with the sports physicals. my pediatrician lets my mom sit in and then tells me to take off my underwear. but it's happened so often now i really dont care. you'll get used to it

Nolf
October 6th, 2012, 12:55 AM
Not gonna lie, that is a slew of awkwardness right there. But its a penis. From what ive heard, every guy has one. Your mom knows that. And i know how dumb it is, but awkardness is about you and how you react. If youre totally chill then she will be too. People follow each others leads in response to situations, and when nobody's leading, awkwardness occurs. So take control and dismiss it, pretend it never happened

pinkgurl16
October 8th, 2012, 12:07 AM
My mom and I have seen my brothers several times.

cameronbrine
May 5th, 2013, 04:07 PM
In my physica, it was awks because it was a male doctor and we made eye contact whilst he was doing the cough test X_X

justin 13
May 6th, 2013, 12:26 PM
C'om dude its your mom! I lost mine several years ago, but I'm sure for her is normal. Dont sweat 2 much.

AlexBarrett
May 8th, 2013, 06:04 PM
Boy, your momma has seen you naked since the day you were born, don't worry about it.

Wanderer_
May 8th, 2013, 08:02 PM
My brothers are naked all the time they don't care who sees, she knows your growing up and that every single boy who isn't a eunuch does that

leirbag
May 13th, 2013, 11:11 AM
Hasnt happened to me. Feel sorry for you. I hope it gets better with time!

ChrisFromKY
May 13th, 2013, 02:38 PM
I wouldn't worry about it man. She's your mom and has seen you naked plenty of times. Most parents know that their kids masturbate because they did as kids too. As far as it falling out.. accidents happen.. It just surprised her, like accidents do.

ThePrime
May 13th, 2013, 06:29 PM
I walk around my house naked sometimes. Pfft, b***h please, quit the worrying. >.> Just act like nothing is wrong, get comfortable. It's more my mom wanting me to put my clothes on than you wanting to keep your clothes on around her. RAWR! Act natural! :D