In Love With One's Penis

[BeJared]

This is an interesting question I have had for a while. On a site like VT, I read a biography that went like: "My Penis and I are best friends. We have traveled the world together and have had many adventures. Hand in hand, we have grown very close to each other. Me and my baby love to pet each other...etc...."
Does this seem weird to any of you, cause it certainly sounded weird to me. :what:

[StoppingTime]

This also seems like it isn't a sex ed question, so it will be locked. :locked: