Chef Cooks Wife

[PerpetualImperfexion]

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/sep/18/local/la-me-restaurateur-20120919


David Viens walked into his living room and panicked. He discovered that he had accidentally killed his wife, he said, and wanted to get rid of her body.

The chef said he thought of how easily he disposed of grease in his restaurant. So, he said, he stuffed his wife's body, face-down, into a drum of boiling water — and cooked it. For four days.

[emanual]

He should die. We can't have strange people like that in a good community now can we? :D:)

[Noirtier]

Um... What? Seriously? People just do the stupidest shit anymore... Not to sound morbid, but used to you'd kill someone and bury the body or something. Now you just throw it in a pot and boil it -_-

[Mirage]

This is so weird. How in the hell does he even begin to think that this was okay? If it was truly an accident shouldn't it not be such a big deal that you have to dispose of the body? You will be in less trouble if you fess up rather than try to hide the body...

[Cognizant]

That's very bizarre indeed... My question is.. how did he fit the body in there? ._.

[Jupiter]

oh wow. this is sad but funny in the same time.

[TheBigUnit]

He prob minced her...meat ugh...I thought this was the food thread at first "chef cook for wife" but nooope

[PerpetualImperfexion]

That's very bizarre indeed... My question is.. how did he fit the body in there? ._.

Hmmm I think you could fit a person in a 55 gallon drum fairly easily.

[xXoblivionXx]

wow...

[project_icarus]

uh... Well then. Compliment the chef for me, that was a rather fucked up dish.

[TheMatrix]

...!

That was an interesting thing to see at the top of the forum today :P

[HunterSteele]

That's very bizarre indeed... My question is.. how did he fit the body in there? ._.
I've been to a restaurant equipment supply store, and they sell pots big enough for a body to fit in.

My question is how they fit the pot on the stove.

[Mortal Coil]

I'm more confused by how the guy "accidentally" killed his wife O.o

[Lyra Heartstrings]

..Did she suffocate with the duct tape or something?
Fucked up world, man.

[Jess]

o_O

Yeah, how did he "accidentally" kill his wife...?

[Silver Assassin]

........... Wtf!!!!!!!!???????

[The Mockingjay]

This story disturbs me. So much of it doesn't make sense. Killing your wife by accident? WTF? Then, not only does he accidentally murder someone, but he stews them for 4 days? Just... beyond weird.

[Hypers]

Wow... What an accident ...

[CyanideGoodnight]

So, what, did she suffocate and die? Something completely unrelated? So many gaps in this story make it hard to follow.

I find it strange how his first reaction was to get rid of the body the way he did. There are plenty of other ways to get rid of the body, and... just... four days?!? He must've been REALLY determined.