Most posts wins!

[Incompris]

congratz

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dsmvcmdkvmlm

[Incompris]

ok........

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Yep.

[Incompris]

....

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Ghost whisperer is the most complicated freaking show...

[Incompris]

Well I am going to bed good night

[workingatperfect]

Good night :)

[Incompris]

I lied I cant sleep

[workingatperfect]

Aw, damn that sucks. I'll try to keep you company though, maybe I can wear you out with my pointless rambling. :P Although I may disappear for a bit.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Just when she thought she was coming close

[West Coast Sheriff]

Her boyfriends dad came

[West Coast Sheriff]

And spammed up his own thread

[West Coast Sheriff]

Fydjfgjjshsj

[West Coast Sheriff]

I another know what that one was supposed to be. Just letters. No gignificance nor relevance.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Shit, for how come am into I the sleeper yet.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Maybe cuz I don't feel like it

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm gonna be so tired today at school tommorow.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Well, since I have to get up in about 4 hours I migh not even go to bed.

[West Coast Sheriff]

When I get my 2500 face, my title shall be "Lord of the Spam." I need to get to at least 1,000 in this thread and raise my overall post count to 1800.

[West Coast Sheriff]

11 posts in a row

[West Coast Sheriff]

Where is every one else? Twelve unanswered points. I should size the opportunity since Jess isn't here to get within 100.

[West Coast Sheriff]

13.....
Maybe I'll stop at 20

[West Coast Sheriff]

19 more MPW posts and 17 non-arcade posts.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I don't know if I'll stop at 20. It'd be cool to have a whole page of just my posts

[workingatperfect]

No, he hasn't come yet.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I am releasing one of my spam bombs( when I post a lot)

[workingatperfect]

I mean. Um...

[West Coast Sheriff]

No, he hasn't come yet.

Noooooooo!
My whole page of just Fbomb posts has ended. :mad:

[workingatperfect]

Ha. Hahahha.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm gonna see if I can do 100 posts tommorow.
Lol. This guy on tv said, " I'm not gonna last forever" but he looks like he can't even last 5 minutes;)

[West Coast Sheriff]

Something

[West Coast Sheriff]

Anything

[West Coast Sheriff]

Nothing :(

[West Coast Sheriff]

When I get 5,000 I'm going to completely change my sig, my username, my avatar. My name, location, y'allsez ain't even gonna reckonize me

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm not tired. But my back hurts from leaning over.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Fixed. All better now.

[workingatperfect]

I was gonna say something dirty, but I'll just keep it to myself.

[West Coast Sheriff]

And when I said fixed, I meant problem solved. Not lik they chopped of my bollocks or anything. :lol: oh no wait. :eek:They might've done that too. :P

[West Coast Sheriff]

And when I said fixed, I meant problem solved. Not lik they chopped of my bollocks or anything. :lol: oh no wait. :eek:They might've done that too. :P

That? You ninjad me btw :mad:

[workingatperfect]

How would chopping off your balls make your back feel better, except by distracting you from that pain and focusing you on another?

[West Coast Sheriff]

:confused: so how's online school going?

[West Coast Sheriff]

How would chopping off your balls make your back feel better, except by distracting you from that pain and focusing you on another?

They jost both simultaneously happened.

[West Coast Sheriff]

So I was sitting down looking down at my computer tablet and by back hurt. So I moved and now my back feels better. While I was repositioning myself.....

[Incompris]

..........

[West Coast Sheriff]

Some big black bandit piratey guys came up found my razor and cut my testes off. :(

[West Coast Sheriff]

Some big black bandit piratey guys came up found my razor and cut my testes off. :(

:confused:I don't know I'm just kidding. :what:This guy doesn't make any sense. :P

[West Coast Sheriff]

By this guy I mean me. ;)

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hey, what's the difference between :confused: and :what:. Like when would you use:confused: and when would you use:what:. Like:what: I'm confused:confused: hehe lol

[West Coast Sheriff]

As op I can do whatever I want.

[West Coast Sheriff]

As LNG as its legal.

[workingatperfect]

That? You ninjad me btw :mad:

Nah, something about not lasting long, pertaining to your son.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Us OP's have to follow the rules to you know.

[West Coast Sheriff]

So like I still can't double post.

[West Coast Sheriff]

But I do

[West Coast Sheriff]

Damn, wish I could become a mod someday

[West Coast Sheriff]

Wishes aren't meant to come true. Or they are and I'm just an unluck worthless fuck

[West Coast Sheriff]

Which I am.

[West Coast Sheriff]

A worthless fuck that is

[West Coast Sheriff]

But I am a pretty good poster. And I damn good hello of a cook. (no food):eek: but that's all. Nothing impressive. :(

[Incompris]

I cant wait untill 2013

[West Coast Sheriff]

I dont know. I have nothing to show for my life other than scas, drugs, and posts. And hair.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I cant wait untill 2013

How come?

[West Coast Sheriff]

I can't wait till 2019

[West Coast Sheriff]

I guess up until now I've been nothing. Since September 11th I've been whatever is below nothing.

[Incompris]

Because by then I may be able to start online school

[West Coast Sheriff]

Shit I already have 1,016 posts in this thread. Jessica has 1173. I think I can come within a hundred by tonight. Or this morning.or whatever the fuck. Since the oly good thing I can do is spam

[Fractured Silhouette]

I hove got a new laptop, that isn't as slow as shit. Yay!

[West Coast Sheriff]

I've been using silver blu, but switched to black and gold.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'll propably put it back at forever blue, after all it is my favorite. I like it. It's welcoming.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'll propably put it back at forever blue, after all it is my favorite. I like it. It's welcoming.

But that's for later.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Later!

[Incompris]

.......

[West Coast Sheriff]

Did you fucking hear me you piece of shit. I said Later!

[workingatperfect]

:confused: so how's online school going?

It's going awesome, thanks for asking.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Did you fucking hear me you piece of shit. I said Later!

I'm sorry I didn't meanto yell at you. I just ot so frustrated little baby Barbados.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm sorry I didn't meanto yell at you. I just ot so frustrated little baby Barbados.

Wow. Seriously. I'm fucking comforting myself because I yelled at myself damn, I'm going cra-azy. It's propably because I want to get high sooooooo bad.

[West Coast Sheriff]

It's going awesome, thanks for asking.
That's always nice to hear.
Because by then I may be able to start online school
I hope all works out and you get what you want.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm gonna watch this ten minute video I downloaded on my device. I'll be back when it's over.

[workingatperfect]

fuck.

[OrKing]

Biscuits.

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vag.

[workingatperfect]

balls.

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V2

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tits.

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V3

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V4

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penis.

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V5

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nipples.

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V6

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spermicidal lube.

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V7

[West Coast Sheriff]

Wow. Swearing Alert. Jk

Why? My video hasn't loaded yet but I think it's almost done.

[workingatperfect]

superbad.

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V8

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mclovin.

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V9

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Michael Cera

[OrKing]

Biscuits. V10

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Youth in Revolt

[OrKing]

Anyone have a biscuit I can have?

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Shrooms.

[OrKing]

Lovefilm.

[workingatperfect]

No, fuck off with your damn biscuits.

[OrKing]

Movies.

[workingatperfect]

naked dancers

[OrKing]

The Three Musketeers.

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don't be afraid dad.

[OrKing]

The Other Guys.

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God's perfect asshole.

[OrKing]

Poltergeist.

[workingatperfect]

Lacey is here, Paul caressed all of her toes.

[OrKing]

Grace is Gone.

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Albert.

[OrKing]

Macabre.

[OrKing]

Passenger 57.

[workingatperfect]

As you may have guessed, Lefty's member takes a sever turn to the left half way up

[OrKing]

Twilight Zone - The Movie

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Trent is an asshole.

[OrKing]

U.S Marshals

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I Want To Tickle Your Belly Button... From The Inside

[OrKing]

The Witches.

[workingatperfect]

I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are. If that's ok with you.

[OrKing]

Resident Evil - Afterlife

[workingatperfect]

Thanks fucko, I'm calling to make it easy for you, I'll be at Hazel park in one hour, round up your donut dipping friends, I'm turning myself in, fuck you.

[OrKing]

Devil.

[workingatperfect]

In the movies the good guy gets the girl. In real life it's usually the prick.

[workingatperfect]

Well, thank you for that unsolicited counsel, Trent, and please do drop dead.

[OrKing]

Customs official: Anything to declare?

Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

[workingatperfect]

Sheeni, I've been alone my whole life. I know what it's like. Sheeni, I burned down Berkeley for you. I destroyed both of my parents' cars. And I've lied and manipulated and had you sedated, and I did all that so we wouldn't have to be alone anymore.

[OrKing]

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

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[after having sex with Sheeni, to Sheeni] It's a wonder that humankind has constructed any kind of civilization with this monumental distraction at hand.

[OrKing]

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

[workingatperfect]

Bernice, you sweet angel of the lavatory!

[OrKing]

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me.

[workingatperfect]

You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol or you're going to fucking prison.

[OrKing]

Avi: Tony.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What?

Avi: Look in the dog.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"

Avi: I mean open him up.

Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

[workingatperfect]

Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.

[OrKing]

Mickey: [roused from his drunken stupor] I need to have a shite.

[workingatperfect]

Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign...

[OrKing]

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?

Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.

Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

Tommy: It's for protection.

Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

[workingatperfect]

Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

[OrKing]

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

[workingatperfect]

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

[OrKing]

Turkish: You take sugar?

Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

[workingatperfect]

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Ekk I'm back but not for long

[OrKing]

Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.

[workingatperfect]

One time we walk into a murder house, blood everywhere, I go on, I think I find a bit of semen, clean it off. Long story short. Cream of wheat.

[OrKing]

I bet ya can box a little, can't ya sir? Aye, you look like a boxer.

[workingatperfect]

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

[OrKing]

Avi: You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.

[Avi arrives in London]

Doug the Head: Avi!

Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my own country,

Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches...

Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em? I hope you appreciate the concern I have for my friend Franky, Doug. I'm gonna find him, and you're gonna help me find him, and we're gonna start at that fight.

[workingatperfect]

Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it.... Shit, I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

[OrKing]

Tits.

[workingatperfect]

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

[OrKing]

Bits.

[workingatperfect]

Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.

[OrKing]

Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Avi's Colleague: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

[workingatperfect]

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

[OrKing]

You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

[workingatperfect]

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

[OrKing]

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?

Tyrone: It's too tight.

Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

[workingatperfect]

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

[OrKing]

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?

[OrKing]

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

[West Coast Sheriff]

.........

[workingatperfect]

[first lines]
[Tyler points a gun into the Narrator's mouth]
Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin...
Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth]
Narrator: I can't think of anything.
Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.

[OrKing]

I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

[workingatperfect]

People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.

[OrKing]

Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.
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[OrKing]

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.

Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.

[All three turn and look back at the truck]

Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

[workingatperfect]

Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

[workingatperfect]

All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

[OrKing]

Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

[workingatperfect]

Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

[West Coast Sheriff]

.....

[OrKing]

Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

[workingatperfect]

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

[OrKing]

Mickey: Deadly kick for a fat fucker, ya know that?
Gorgeous George: [throws Mickey into the fence] Cheeky bastard!

[workingatperfect]

I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

[OrKing]

Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?

[workingatperfect]

Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! They were burning their fingertips with lye, the stink was unbelievable!

[OrKing]

Turkish: Now, I know he looks like a fat fucker... well, he is a fat fucker...

[workingatperfect]

t's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium.

[OrKing]

Cousin Avi: Who's Bullet Tooth...
Chinese Guy: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: You silly fuck.

[workingatperfect]

My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

[OrKing]

Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural fucking idiot.

[workingatperfect]

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

[OrKing]

Vinny: What the fuck do you mean, replicas?
Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case.
Vinny: In... Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?

[OrKing]

Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

[workingatperfect]

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

[workingatperfect]

First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?

[OrKing]

Franky Four Fingers: So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic church.
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[workingatperfect]

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

[workingatperfect]

This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

[OrKing]

Doug the Head: Avi, I'm not telepathic.

Cousin Avi: Well you're plenty fucking stupid, I'll give you that. Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his fucking fore-skin either.

[workingatperfect]

This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob.

[OrKing]

Sol: You are a bad-boy yardie, and bad-boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies.
Bad Boy Lincoln: I create the bodies. I don't erase the bodies.

[workingatperfect]

Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit...