Most posts wins!

[West Coast Sheriff]

How am I cheating on Francisco? O.o I'm all kinds of confused.

I have claimed shane as my son. :)

[Mob Boss]

Why are you his dad now?

[West Coast Sheriff]

I don't know. Alex (evil.angel) is my adopted mother. I wanted a child so I adopted Shane.

[OrKing]

Francisco is apparently my farjah.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm off to take a shower. See ya all in a little while. :D

[workingatperfect]

So I'm kind of your daughter?

[Mob Boss]

Oh god...no more "your dad" jokes. He feels like a little brother and that would be awks.

[OrKing]

Hahaha, truth.

[Mob Boss]

I wanna adopt Jon...like for srsly. He's so cute. :3

[West Coast Sheriff]

So I'm kind of your daughter?
Daughter-in-law but yes
I wanna adopt Jon...like for srsly. He's so cute. :3
HELL NO! If anyone gets to adopt Jon it would be me. Unless you wanted to compromise and we could adopt him together. We could be his VT parents.

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes: No, dude. Jon and I have already discussed this. You're not getting in on this deal. Word out, my homedizzle.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Well if your Jon's adopted mother, he needs an adopted father two. Right?

[Fractured Silhouette]

Yo, what I miss?

[Mob Boss]

I adopted Jon. O,o Francisco is now Shane'ss dad, so no more "your dad" jokes, Melissa and Shane laugh at his eyebrows and I'm taking over the world, son

[Fractured Silhouette]

Awwwww that's cute, you're all play mommies and daddies... Who's a cute wittle Bwidgette and Fwanscisco? You are! Yes your are...

[Mob Boss]

0.o you're weird. I like that. I'll adopt you too. :nod:

[Fractured Silhouette]

I am adopted by no-one, I belong to myself, and always will.

[Mob Boss]

FINE!!! You probably would have expected food, and I don't feed my adopted children.

[Incompris]

:eek: :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

I would have eaten you.

[workingatperfect]

I adopted Jon. O,o Francisco is now Shane'ss dad, so no more "your dad" jokes, Melissa and Shane laugh at his eyebrows and I'm taking over the world, son

It's impossible not to laugh at them... Especially when you bring up both pictures and switch between them really fast. I'm considering leaving Shane for his eyebrows. Might be a bit awkward though.

[Mob Boss]

I changed my avatar again. \m/ 'Cause I'm cool like that, and whatnot....

[Incompris]

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[Mob Boss]

Do you feel better Bud?

[Incompris]

Not really I am glad all I have to do is type because right now I can barely talk. But thanks for asking. :)

[Jess]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

Not really I am glad all I have to do is type because right now I can barely talk. But thanks for asking. :)

I hope you get better Jon.

[Jess]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

Se y'all later. I'm off to go to school. :D

[rachin2u42]

what is this thread for lol

[Incompris]

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[Jess]

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[rachin2u42]

do i win yet?

[Mob Boss]

You throw your head back laughing like a little kid
And I think it's strange that you think I'm funny 'cause he never did

[rachin2u42]

above me is a scary avatar

[Mob Boss]

ABOVE ME IS NO AVATAR...which is just as scary

[Jess]

watched some hilarious performances...wow they were good

[rachin2u42]

cant wait till i get to 100

[Jess]

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[Incompris]

ello

[Mob Boss]

Hey Bud. :3

[Incompris]

Hows it going?

[Mob Boss]

Good. Doing 'dis maf homework. #I'mWhiteNNerdy

[Jess]

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[Incompris]

haha

[Jess]

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[Incompris]

,,,,,

[Mob Boss]

How's it going with you two?

[OrKing]

"I will stick my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst."

[Mob Boss]

:yuck:

[Incompris]

How's it going with you two?
cruddy

[West Coast Sheriff]

cruddy

How come?

[Mob Boss]

:/ I'm sorry Bud. Here's a suffocating hug :hug3:

[West Coast Sheriff]

:/ I'm sorry Bud. Here's a suffocating hug :hug3:

Here is a better hug :hug:

[Incompris]

Thanks for the hugs and because My mother's boyfriend is going to be here again tonight

[West Coast Sheriff]

If you need to talk I'm a pm away.

[Incompris]

Thanks I may do that.

[West Coast Sheriff]

So why hasn't she dumped him yet?

[Incompris]

Because they have been together for 5 years and she doesnt think that what he did to me is enough to throw the 5 years out the window

[West Coast Sheriff]

Well I really hope it doesn't happen again.

[Incompris]

Well only time will tell

[West Coast Sheriff]

Just be safe

[Silicate Wielder]

I'm testing the new adapter before I actually install it onto my headset. its got a short that I have to correct.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Must hit 1700 by 2:00

[Silicate Wielder]

there, its fixed, there was a loose wire.

[Mob Boss]

Lamborghini Mercy..Your chick she's so

[West Coast Sheriff]

Bridgette, I'm gonna throw you the best 21st birthday party ever. :D

[Incompris]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

:yawn:

[Incompris]

:stretcher:

[Mob Boss]

That's like...3 years from now. xD April 9th...2015 or something like that. :D

[Incompris]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

Yeah, I'll be able to drive by then and I can drive down to Alabama. :D

[Incompris]

haha

[Mob Boss]

I bit my cheek and it hurts. :((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'll have to save up enough money.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I bit my cheek and it hurts. :((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Are you okay ?

[Mob Boss]

I laugh at 'Lil Wayne, "What's your real name and not your stripper name" ~'Lil Wayne
He's hilarity. :D

[workingatperfect]

Blahh.

[Jess]

Apparently all my floormates are worried about me.....I think I know why....

next class -- midterm @[email protected]

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hmmmm?

[Mob Boss]

"Bands will make her dance"
:whistle:

[Incompris]

He is almost here *starts panicking*

[Mob Boss]

who? 0.o

[Incompris]

My mother's boyfriend

[Mob Boss]

:/ Did he say anything about it afterwards?

[West Coast Sheriff]

:boxing:

[Incompris]

Not really If he hits me again I am gonna fight back this time

[West Coast Sheriff]

If he's way bigger and stronger than you you could get hurt.

[Mob Boss]

I will come up there with a bat and chains. :lol:

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hmmmmm? What part of Utah do you live in?

[Incompris]

If he's way bigger and stronger than you you could get hurt.

He already has hurt me whats a little more pain

[West Coast Sheriff]

You don't want to get a fracture

[Incompris]

Hmmmmm? What part of Utah do you live in?
The Four corners area

[West Coast Sheriff]

Like blanding

[Incompris]

Yah I am about 30min away from blanding

[West Coast Sheriff]

Wow We're only like eight hours away from eachother. Well I have geography homework to do.

[Incompris]

good luck

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm bored.

[Incompris]

I am scared

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm here if you need to Ali. How close is he?

[Incompris]

He is here about a room away from me

[West Coast Sheriff]

Has he told you anything yet?

[Incompris]

No I am locked in my room

[Silicate Wielder]

My ear started itching, I found a dead bug of some sort in it. o-e Ew. now that that is out I can hear just fine. :)

[Incompris]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

MysticalBurrito
Re: Most posts wins!
My ear started itching, I found a dead bug of some sort in it. o-e Ew. now that that is out I can hear just fine.

:eek:

[Incompris]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm gonna go eat pizza even though I'm not hungry. I'm leaving in about 5 so I won't be back for like an hour. Hope everything goes well.

[Incompris]

Thanks

[Mob Boss]

My ear started itching, I found a dead bug of some sort in it. o-e Ew. now that that is out I can hear just fine. :)

:yuck: I just threw up a little in my mouth. :P

[Jess]

midterm was okay...lots of questions. probably got a B.

[Silicate Wielder]

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow, the last day of the week there is always lots of tests. o-o I think I'll wear an aperature science test subject badge to school tomorrow and I'll wear jeans and plain t-shirt.

the one I am using is the far one on the left

http://www.deviantart.com/download/107836318/ID_Cards_set_1_by_BadWolf42.jpg

I have another one, which is the one i'm going to use, but I already have my info on it so I won't post a pic of that.

[Mob Boss]

The black one. :yes:

[Jess]

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[Incompris]

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[Jess]

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[Silicate Wielder]

ahh here is the one I will be using. :)

this is an un customized one.

http://www.identityprops.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x500/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/p/aperture_id_badge.jpg

TO: All Aperture employees
FROM: Cave Johnson

COMPANY MEMORANDUM

Cave Johnson here. Your boss. It's come to my attention that some of you are concerned after receiving my all-staff memo yesterday ("You: Design Test Chambers or You're Fired"). So to put your minds at ease, let me clarify: You are not mentally ill and you did read the memo just fine. It was real. You should be designing test chambers, right now and at all times, or by God I will fire you.

Having said that, let's be honest: Some of you are incapable of designing a test chamber, whatever the motivation. You're only getting marginally better results than a dog would. Worse, actually. A dog designing even a substandard test chamber'd be pretty damned impressive, let's not kid ourselves.

But don't worry, you're not fired yet. It turns out there's an even better job you can do instead of being fired: Getting launched into an infinite series of alternate Earths to evaluate all the test chambers your smarter coworkers are making.

Wait, it gets better: I'll be right there with you. Every step of the way, whether the tests work or not, Cave'll be by your side, facing whatever life-threatening dangers we might run into out there. And even better, I won't actually physically be there. I'll be here, talking into a microphone, from complete and total safety. That way the people who'll be monitoring whether you're still alive won't have to split their focus worrying about me.

So there you have it. Everyone's useful in the Perpetual Testing Initiative. Except Peter Jenkins, which brings me to the point of this memo: Pete, you're fired.

Alright, that should wrap it up. Everybody except Pete get back to work when this sentence finishes... now.

Uh...

[Jess]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

Everything alright Jon?

midterm was okay...lots of questions. probably got a B.
I hope everything went well.

The black one. :yes:

racist

[Mob Boss]

I got Knocked Up earlier. :3 I lurrrve this movie.

[Jess]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

I got Knocked Up earlier. :3 I lurrrve this movie.

Wow ! When I started reading that post and was so shocked. Then I was calmed down. :eek:

[Mob Boss]

hah xD I worded it weird

[West Coast Sheriff]

Yes you did.

[Incompris]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

Is everything okay Jon?

[Incompris]

pain so much pain

[Silicate Wielder]

I did self-hypnosis earlier, I just hope I didn't screw up. I REALLY hope I screw up because if I did i'm in for one heck of a wake-up call.

[Jess]

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[Silicate Wielder]

I REALLY hope I didn't screw up*

And having corrected myself I cannot edit a post from my 3DS o-o

Cave Johnson called, he fired you.

[Mob Boss]

Hugh Hefner *and* his son have the same birthday as me. >.> Woe Is Me...

[West Coast Sheriff]

pain so much pain

Are you okay?

[Silicate Wielder]

Holy Chiz, I'm having a cuteness attack! TEH CHIBIS ARE SO CUTE!!!
:3

[PinkFloyd]

So one day my brother's friend's cousin asked her friends mom who is also a manager of a McDonlads that can't figure out weather to get 12 booths and 10 tables or 12 tables and 10 booths for her cat's brothers lamp's lightbulb who just burnt out and the funeral was at 3 pm today and I told Dom too because they've moved my desk 4 times this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married but then they switched from the swingline stapler to the boston but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for my swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler 1 more time then I'll set the building on fire and the Samsung tv doesnt work any more because my aunt's cat's sweatshirt's weedwacker's mother shot it with 12 guage buck shot ammo and only channel 3 works but I don't like that because I strongly prefer the number orange over doorknob because it has a better overall smell and Dairy Queen had Jean Simmons yes the jeen simmons but listen guys he puts his pants on like everyone else but then makes gold records and he has a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

[West Coast Sheriff]

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[Mob Boss]

Lulzz...I onlee spek englesh, dood

[West Coast Sheriff]

And giborish

[Mob Boss]

i dun spek no gibrish. Wat u tlkn bout?

[West Coast Sheriff]

What classes do you have tomorrow?

[Mob Boss]

Political science..shooot me nao, please? I have a quiz that I've been anxious about for days.

[West Coast Sheriff]

** wishes his friend good luck on her quiz as he wipes away the tears running down his cheek**

[Incompris]

grrrrr

[West Coast Sheriff]

How are you Jon?

[Incompris]

Been better

[West Coast Sheriff]

Did everything go okay with your moms boyfriend tonight?

[workingatperfect]

Why am I in such a good mood? This feels weird :P

[West Coast Sheriff]

Why am I in such a sad mood? This feels normal.

[workingatperfect]

Mmm, snickerdoodles :D

[West Coast Sheriff]

Those are pretty good. :yes:

[Silicate Wielder]

This Chibi is so cute that it is addicting and i'm about to pass out. I seriously have seen nothing close to being as cute as this. @[email protected]

[Incompris]

Did everything go okay with your moms boyfriend tonight?

It went better than last night

[West Coast Sheriff]

That's good to here. :yes:

[workingatperfect]

Urgh, school work. Yuck.

[Jess]

Yuck project

[workingatperfect]

I'm a rap mood.. May have something to do with my dream about hanging out with Drake.

[Jess]

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[workingatperfect]

My room is freezing..

[Jess]

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[workingatperfect]

I hate matrices.

[Jess]

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[Incompris]

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[workingatperfect]

I have to read Beowulf :/

[Incompris]

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[workingatperfect]

Stupid power point program, come on. I need to watch this so I can get on with my work.

[Incompris]

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[workingatperfect]

I like when teachers give you a quiz and half the questions weren't discussed at all...

[Silicate Wielder]

crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap! my dad found me! DX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(My dad is psychotic and there is no telling whether he wants to kill us or not)

I gotta start making my info more private again. T-T

[Jess]

curse you rain. it was so nice this morning >:/

[Silicate Wielder]

My life is over... o-o w-what the... a tractor trailer just pulled into the driveway?!?! EH?!?

[jhan3]

iakdlfjaldkj alkdfj

[workingatperfect]

Fuck Beowulf, I hate it already and I haven't even started reading it.

[Incompris]

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[workingatperfect]

Watching Jeopardy > Doing homework

[jhan3]

I stay tight

[workingatperfect]

"What in the world would make you believe that story?"
"She's hot..."

[Jess]

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[workingatperfect]

Ughhhh.

[Incompris]

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[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm a rap mood.. May have something to do with my dream about hanging out with Drake.

Oooooh. I'm telling Shane.

[Jess]

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[workingatperfect]

Haha too late, I tell him about all my dreams.

[Jess]

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[Silicate Wielder]

iFJ5s1bb7UQ

[workingatperfect]

My bird is adorable.

[Jess]

stop raining...I want to go out and buy food ...-_-

[Incompris]

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[Jess]

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[workingatperfect]

I wish it would rain here. It was super windy earlier and our power went out, but it only rained for about a minute.

[Jess]

the weather was so nice this morning :/ stupid weird weather

[workingatperfect]

It's been super cloudy the last few days, I don't think I've seen the sky in at east 2 or 3 days lol

[Jess]

I still saw some sky here. The temperature's been weird too. It was warm on Sunday, and now it's so cold.

[workingatperfect]

It's gotten warmer here actually. Last week it was below freezing at night and in the 40's most days, this week it's been in the upper 50's, lower 60's in the day and only around 40 at night. But it feels just as cold from how windy it is.

[Silicate Wielder]

This morning it was perfect but within 5 mins it became cold enough I needed my winter coat. o-o

if they are really making this I will be so excited, they most likely aren't though. :/

q3PVsh_g9lU

[Silicate Wielder]

O_O my sis and mom are having a conversation that is making me feel very awkward, I just hope my sister doesn't come asking me stuff too.

[West Coast Sheriff]

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[Incompris]

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:boxing: GRRRRR :boxing:

[workingatperfect]

This song has been stuck in my head for days
evxRsVUW1So

[Incompris]

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[Jess]

can't focus...