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[Mob Boss]

*bang bang*

[Fractured Silhouette]

You shot me down,

Bang, bang,

I hit the ground,

Bang, bang,

My baby shot me, down down down.

[Mob Boss]

Are you kidding me? That's the song I was just listening to. 0.o

[OrKing]

So... Keeke.

[Mob Boss]

what does that even mean? o_o

[OrKing]

It's how a Scotsman says cake.

"Aye wee lad, can ay offer ye some keeke?"

[Mob Boss]

My cat loves me tonight. o_o This isn't normal...What's happened to him?

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm bawling right now. I can bare
Y even see what I'm typing. I don't know if it's from the tears covering up my eyes of the hallucinations. Either way I donk t give a shifting fuck. I'm just so glad to be fucking home with you guys.

[OrKing]

Welcome home mate. *Hugs*

[Mob Boss]

Awww :/ I'm sorry to hear that, Francisco. I will curb stomp some peoople if I need to!

[Fractured Silhouette]

*Pats back*

Try eating ice-cream and chocolate, they'll make you feel better.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I don't want to feel better. I just eps ant to OD on the couch. But I wont cuz everything should be back to normal in the morning

[Silicate Wielder]

Ma'am, we believe your cat is suffering a fro ma disease known as Love syndrome.

[Fractured Silhouette]

OD-ing is never a good idea, believe me. Shit feels a-lot worse after a stuff like that.

So, I'm going to attempt to cheer you up, whether you like it or not. :P

http://narwhaler.com/img/85/u/not-sure-if-meme-is-funny-or-just-85unfp.jpg

[Mob Boss]

What do you mean? :/

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/601418_479429388744744_403718974_n.jpg
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580321_479428935411456_1414136897_n.jpg

[Mob Boss]

Whales have legs? :o I'm buying a whale if it has legs.

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408842_479248188762864_270416557_n.jpg

[Mob Boss]

O______________________________________________O

[West Coast Sheriff]

Exactly 1 hour since I started bawling. I don't no which is more wet? My fucking leg or my cheeks.

[Silicate Wielder]

woo classical music time travel! :D

[Mob Boss]

Aww it's okay, Francisco. :hug3:

[West Coast Sheriff]

OD-ing is never a good idea, believe me. Shit feels a-lot worse after a stuff like that.

So, I'm going to attempt to cheer you up, whether you like it or not. :P

image (http://narwhaler.com/img/85/u/not-sure-if-meme-is-funny-or-just-85unfp.jpg)

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Thanks man for the quick laughs

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539502_382063961862566_324868194_n.jpg

[Breakeven]

o__O

[Mob Boss]

I want a pet potbelly pig. :3
I would name it Cyprian, or Seraphina, or Persephone. :3

http://www.vvphc.com/images/potbelly.jpg

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302229_479030632117953_644785633_n.jpg

[West Coast Sheriff]

Haha. Luke you're to funny.
I lasted four days sober. Seven days without self harm. Tonight I snapped both fucking streaks. But hey, I made a good run didn't I?

[Silicate Wielder]

Has anyone noticed how they are starting to make more amaerican made anime movies?

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm a scientist. Did you guys know that.

[Mob Boss]

...or Vidia, or Lysander, or Ophelia

[Fractured Silhouette]

No, I don't think anyone has.

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543420_478867718800911_2097583489_n.jpg

[West Coast Sheriff]

Has anyone noticed how they are starting to make more amaerican made anime movies?
Nope.

How is it going with your Emily.

[Mob Boss]

..or Titania, or Ivey, or Phoenix

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556131_479428355411514_415460972_n.jpg

[West Coast Sheriff]

This chemist/physicist is doing a little better.

[West Coast Sheriff]

image (http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556131_479428355411514_415460972_n.jpg)

Haha. Nice twist lol!

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/644527_233903270068441_1939978970_n.jpg

[Mob Boss]

(O_______________________________________________________O)

[West Coast Sheriff]

Okay that last one isn't really funny.

[Silicate Wielder]

image (http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556131_479428355411514_415460972_n.jpg)

OMG I GONNA TRY DAT SOMETIME, it sounds fun.

[West Coast Sheriff]

image (http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/644527_233903270068441_1939978970_n.jpg)

Okay that last one isn't really funny.

Haha never mind I get it now. Lol!

[Breakeven]

:yeah:

[Fractured Silhouette]

Okay that last one isn't really funny.

I just thought that one was interesting tbh.

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308280_478814838806199_1549616778_n.jpg

[West Coast Sheriff]

I wish I had her. **starts crying again**

[Mob Boss]

....:hug3:

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/538826_478837132137303_1920839888_n.jpg

[West Coast Sheriff]

I just thought that one was interesting tbh.

image (http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308280_478814838806199_1549616778_n.jpg)

What a poor fucker. He deserves pain.

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/538826_478837132137303_1920839888_n.jpg

That's better.

[West Coast Sheriff]

:eek:

[Mob Boss]

zzzzzz.z.z.z.z.z..

[West Coast Sheriff]

If only she knew.....

[West Coast Sheriff]

...... that I'm slowly killing myself over her.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Then I imagine she wouldn't be pleased.

[Jess]

morning..

[workingatperfect]

Fuck.

[randomnessqueen]

and when you count up all youve got

[workingatperfect]

I don't want to stay here and I don't want to go home. So. This is awesome. :/

[Jess]

two more days...

[randomnessqueen]

youll notice that youve got alot

[Jess]

-_-..

[randomnessqueen]

and when youre up that high
it can take some time
to bring you on down

[Fractured Silhouette]

Eat my depressive music.

sXqFRjWe0Ic

[randomnessqueen]

down to where you can smell the sweet bread bake

[Fractured Silhouette]

QJJLCdPkZjs

[randomnessqueen]

and can take some time to bring you on down

[Jess]

..............

[randomnessqueen]

to where the memories await

[Jess]

...........

[randomnessqueen]

no matter if youre horned or winged

[Jess]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[randomnessqueen]

like racing or the finer things

[Jess]

...;;;

[randomnessqueen]

its clear to see that we can all agree

[workingatperfect]

I'm still hungry.

[Jess]

.,.,.,

[workingatperfect]

Taco Bell gives you peppermints with your meal because peppermint settles your stomach. That way you don't realize taco bell makes you sick because the peppermint takes affect before you notice.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hi, Melissa!

[workingatperfect]

Hey FBomb! How is it going?

Wow, that conversation with my dad actually wasn't bad. I'm surprised that for once my mom was the one that yelled at me and was mean and my dad was nice and understanding.... This is fucking weird.

[Jess]

hate the fact that all the good dining facilities on campus are freaking closed on weekends...>:/

[Breakeven]

:yeah:

[Fractured Silhouette]

E_Vez_aKIyI

I should just give in and dye my hair black now. This is a cool song though.

[Mob Boss]

horned or winged. xD hahahahah

[Fractured Silhouette]

I swear I'm going to look like Oliver Sykes in the future.

[Mob Boss]

Hmmm okay?

[Jess]

ugh Market Central needs better food. 90% of the food is disgusting...

[Wayne92]

What's up people?

[Fractured Silhouette]

The ceiling.

Hurr Hurr...

[Jess]

Mom needs to send me more Chinese food....

[Wayne92]

I could go for Chinese......

[Mob Boss]

(O_________________________O)

[Fractured Silhouette]

I could go for some deep fried light-bulb.

[workingatperfect]

Two of my friends ate a light bub for a presentation in 10th grade.

I'm gonna open a restaurant for stoners.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Hash brownies for everyone! Yay!

[Mob Boss]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/38840293/247762_473404176013674_1490070654_n_thumb.jpg

[Fractured Silhouette]

I swear yesterday I got a ton of both positive and negative rep.

It was pretty random.

[Wayne92]

that's a nice dress, Bridgette

[Mob Boss]

yeah, I'm finding a bunch of these cut-out dresses

[Fractured Silhouette]

You're missing basic elements of grammar in your...


Aww, I don't give a ship anymore.

[Jess]

that is a nice dress but I wouldn't wear it because of those holes

[West Coast Sheriff]

This a nice dress, Is that you Bridgette?
Hangover the movie was fun last night. Hangover in real life isn't fun today.

My leg stings. Melissa, please join stopover. I did.

[Jess]

.d.d.d

[West Coast Sheriff]

How's your day going Jess?

[workingatperfect]

What's Stopover?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Fucking auto correct, I meant to spell stoptober but it changed on me.

Anyways:
www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?p=1957984#post1957984

[Mob Boss]

This a nice dress, Is that you Bridgette?
Hangover the movie was fun last night. Hangover in real life isn't fun today.

My leg stings. Melissa, please join stopover. I did.

No, I'm buying that dress. I found it. I'm not blonde...or even close to it. xD

[workingatperfect]

It's a good idea for some people, but it's not really the kind of thing that would help me at all. Thanks though :)

[Mob Boss]

You're missing basic elements of grammar in your...


Aww, I don't give a ship anymore.

I don't know who you're talking about. 0.o Either way, I don't feel like screwing with correct grammar

[West Coast Sheriff]

That's cool Bridgette.

And Melissa I'll try it but dont no if I can make it. I put a copy of that thread in the drugs and meds forum but it hasn't had no replies.

[workingatperfect]

Yeah, I think there's a good few more cutters here than druggies, but it's a good idea for either. Thankfully though, I don't have to worry about drugs anymore, and I have better motivations for not cutting :D

[Jess]

don't feel like doing my school stuff.

[Wayne92]

You and me both Jess. Im starting to get sleepy, so I might go take a nap.

[West Coast Sheriff]

That's nice.

[Jess]

dotdotdot

[West Coast Sheriff]

How is your day going JJ

[Silicate Wielder]

Hey guys.

My foot hurts, I got it caught onto a hanger and now the intire area where it scraped my skin is swollen. -.-

[workingatperfect]

I miss Lombardi's. It was this little family owned Italian place that had the best freaking spaghetti I've ever had. It closed 5 or 6 years ago :(

[West Coast Sheriff]

Sorry bout that

[Silicate Wielder]

My chocolate milk has white specs in it. o-e

[West Coast Sheriff]

I used a pain patch on my leg where I cut, it doesn't sting there no more.:D

[Silicate Wielder]

Good for you.

[West Coast Sheriff]

So, wait? You never answered my question. How is it going with Emily?

[Jess]

actually finished my math....

[West Coast Sheriff]

Way to go JJ!

[West Coast Sheriff]

Wait a second! I don't think were even officially friends. Let me change that.

[West Coast Sheriff]

No, wait. Never mind. We are.

[Breakeven]

o__o

[Silicate Wielder]

So, wait? You never answered my question. How is it going with Emily?

its hard to find time to talk to her in the halls, our schedules are complete opposites. and I don't get reception at the trailer park. >_> besides we are just friends at the moment, but when I do see her I make sure to say hi.

[Jess]

boring boring boring

[Silicate Wielder]

Aw yeah! :D

f7lG9EATUkU

full of action, scifi,fantasy and best of all it is based on a PC game. :D

[West Coast Sheriff]

My cut stings. Too much alchohol in my pain patch.

[Silicate Wielder]

rubin Alchohol is a disinfectant it will sting if your cut is infected, obviously.

[Jess]

new avatar xP

[Silicate Wielder]

Nice

[West Coast Sheriff]

Well it always stings cuts but is yes a disinfectent that's why I intended on using it in my pain match, but I think I used too much. It's stopped stinging by now:D

[West Coast Sheriff]

Double ninjad.

I like the new avatar Jess. The old one was cool too. But this one is very awesome.:D

[Jess]

I changed it again

[West Coast Sheriff]

The newest one is the coolest. I agree with what it says.

[Silicate Wielder]

A girl who can shoot fire from her hands? AWESOME.

Dragon Crisis seems to be a great anime so far, full of action, spying, and awesome powers.

*puts A wand that shoots butterflies up for auction*

[Jess]

~~~~~

[Silicate Wielder]

num num num.

[OrKing]

Nice avatar Jess. :D

[Jess]

thanks :)

[workingatperfect]

Veux-tu coucher avec moi?

[OrKing]

Veux-tu coucher avec moi?

Oui.

[workingatperfect]

Baise-toi.

[OrKing]

Baise-toi.

Oui s'il vous plaît.

[workingatperfect]

Tu as déjà fait.

[randomnessqueen]

to lend out our love

[Mob Boss]

................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ........................

[randomnessqueen]

cause when you keep yourself on track

[OrKing]

C'était surtout vous êtes faute.

[workingatperfect]

Je sais :D De rien.

[randomnessqueen]

then you get twice as much love back

[OrKing]

Il a fallu un certain temps si. Désolé pour ça.

[randomnessqueen]

and the twitching tail will then assail

[Jess]

我应该做作业。

[workingatperfect]

C'est bon; normallment, je prends plus de temps.

[Jess]

我还没有吃晚饭。

[randomnessqueen]

us all from above you

[Jess]

~~~***

[randomnessqueen]

where the hurtful and the hateful cannot fly

[Jess]

tweet tweet

[workingatperfect]

Shane mange la pizza avec une fourchette, comme moi.

[OrKing]

Qui est-ce que vous avez dit bizarre pensais que nous étions pour faire cela?

[Jess]

woof

[randomnessqueen]

its coming in from above

[Fractured Silhouette]

I only just realized, Jess, you changed your avatar.

Looks pretty.

[randomnessqueen]

in the cerulean and welcoming sky

[workingatperfect]

Qui a dit que nous sommes bizarre pour le faire? Tout le monde. Ou le moins, tout le monde a ma table de dejeuner l'annee dernier.

[randomnessqueen]

youve just gotta walk that path again
and you can smile
smile
smile

[OrKing]

Leurs ceux bizarres!

[randomnessqueen]

you can hear the laughter of your friends

[workingatperfect]

Oui, mon petit ami, ils sont.

[randomnessqueen]

and you can join in all the while

[Mob Boss]

I :heart: bubble baths. :yes:

[workingatperfect]

Me too. I kinda wanna take one.

[randomnessqueen]

even when you feel alone

[Mob Boss]

I got this awesome Victoria Secret bubble stuff that smells so heavenly.

[randomnessqueen]

even if that maybe be so

[OrKing]

Je suis d'accord, moi et vous êtes à cent pour cent sain d'esprit. Oh, et tes yeux sont tellement paniqué belle en ce moment.

[randomnessqueen]

youve just gotta walk that path again

[Jess]

whoosh

[OrKing]

boosh

[randomnessqueen]

and you can smile
smile
smile

[Jess]

boom

[OrKing]

bang

[workingatperfect]

You can own the earth and still, all you'll own is earth until you can paint with all the colors of the wind.

[Jess]

crack

[Mob Boss]

Isn't that from Pocahontas?

[workingatperfect]

Yup :D

[OrKing]

Apparently so. She couldn't believe that I haven't seen it.

[Jess]

12 more

[workingatperfect]

You're right I can't believe it. We're having a Disney marathon as soon as possible. Including fucking Barbie in the Nutcracker. :P

[Jess]

abcd

[OrKing]

You're right I can't believe it. We're having a Disney marathon as soon as possible. Including fucking Barbie in the Nutcracker. :P

Visser cela.

[workingatperfect]

Vis toi. :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

I've actually seen that film.

[Jess]

.!.!

[Mob Boss]

:yummy: