Most posts wins!

[Jess]

270 words....x_x running out of ideas of what to write. Ugh.

[Mob Boss]

"Mah---mah---my momma said girls is the devil"

[Jess]

3000+ replies to this thread :P

[West Coast Sheriff]

What's it on?

[Jess]

I already said, didn't I?

[Fractured Silhouette]

Stay strong man, you can get through it. :)

Pfft, whatever Luke, UK rap is pretty damn good. :P

Rap:

Bitches Bitches Bitches Party Party Party Knives Knives Knives Knives Swear Swear Swear.

And that's just the chorus.

[Jess]

sooner or later I'm gonna give up and just turn in what I have. can't stay up late, have to get up early tomorrow...

[workingatperfect]

That's not closed minded or anything.

[Jess]

did bad on the psychology exam btw >_>

[workingatperfect]

Damn :/ How bad?

[Mob Boss]

Ahhh Why is there a rep limit? Santa wants to hand out more goods. -_- Frakking limits...

[West Coast Sheriff]

Sorry to hear that JJ

[OrKing]

Rap:

Bitches Bitches Bitches Party Party Party Knives Knives Knives Knives Swear Swear Swear.

And that's just the chorus.

That's just mainstream. It's like saying all rock bands are like Busted. :P

[Mob Boss]

I didn't know British people rapped. 0.o

[West Coast Sheriff]

Ahhh Why is there a rep limit? Santa wants to hand out more goods. -_- Frakking limits...

You ninjad me. And yeah I got that a couple nights ago. And those frakkers didn't even returnith thy favor. Oh btw I I gave out some negative rep and signed it Santa claus. You might've got blamed for my shannanagans.

[OrKing]

I didn't know British people rapped. 0.o

Hahahaha, yep. Song does not help my side of the argument with Luke but um, there's good diversity of the UK in it, lol.

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[West Coast Sheriff]

1D sucks!!!

[West Coast Sheriff]

Sorry ras

[OrKing]

One Direction do suck... Pretty catchy first tune though. xD

[Mob Boss]

Awww I was waiting for Lil' Wayne to pounce in. It was meh. :P But glad to hear British rap as well. xxxD

[Jess]

Damn :/ How bad?

72.5%. But I didn't do a good job of studying. I WILL do better on the next ones (I hope)

[West Coast Sheriff]

Night y'all

[OrKing]

Lil Wayne? Ew dude. Yeah, it's not the best song, here's another one to cheer us all up. :D /sarcasm - Please don't watch the video if you're a little faint of heart or easily queasy, lol.

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[Jess]

bleh.

[workingatperfect]

Thanks for the warning :D

Here's some more rap that's not about the things Luke said.
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[OrKing]

That's an awesome tune, I still prefer Little Man though. :D

[Mob Boss]

(*___*)

[workingatperfect]

Oh alright. So do I actually. Although, I still would've thought you'd relate to the second verse more than the first, considering the perspectives, but I guess if you take it as like *More of my over analyzing bullshit*
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[West Coast Sheriff]

Hi Bridgette!

My face is crying.

I personally do not fancy rap.

I'm not going to bed btw.

Must resist temptation. Reminds me of Big Papa's signature.

The post reply button isn't showing up on my screen.

Imagine how many of you will have ninjad me by the end of this longtime period.


For Bridgette: :yeah:

[West Coast Sheriff]

Just once. Wo only ninjad once. Thought d beg more than that

[Mob Boss]

Huhhhhh....:what: Urmrmm thanks?

[West Coast Sheriff]

72.5%. But I didn't do a good job of studying. I WILL do better on the next ones (I hope)

I believing in you.

[workingatperfect]

One more before bed. This one is depressing :( Goodnight fools.

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[Mob Boss]

Nite Nite, goob.

[West Coast Sheriff]

All I can think about right now is Morgan. And how envious I am of jj's 600+ posts in this thread.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Nighty nigh night Melissa.

[Mob Boss]

Try thinking about sharks with mind control helmets, viciously attacking enemies after their boat capsized. Just a thought. :rolleyes:

[West Coast Sheriff]

Try thinking about sharks with mind control helmets, viciously attacking enemies after their boat capsized. Just a thought. :rolleyes:

Big Papa, you cheer me up to much. Thanks!

[OrKing]

One more before bed. This one is depressing :( Goodnight fools.

Stop listening to depressing songs before bed! :rolleyes:

[workingatperfect]

Ok, I'll just stop listening to 98.5% of my music before bed. :P

[West Coast Sheriff]

There's a treat in my beer
Cuz I'm cryin for you dear.

[OrKing]

Ew, beer.

[Mob Boss]

Big Papa, you cheer me up to much. Thanks!

:yes: I like that....I like that a lot.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Well night. I'm off to cr my self to sleep.

[Mob Boss]

Don't cry yourself to sleep. :/ Laugh yourself to sleep. Watch something funneh

[OrKing]

You can't sleep when you're laughing, I've tried. :P She's right though dude, don't go to sleep crying, find something to cheer you up beforehand. Like our good friend B here banging a hairy 49 year old Welsh bloke. Although that made me more nauseous than happy to be honest.

[Mob Boss]

Ohh, yeah, I forgot he had an accent. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

There is way way too much love in this thread, someone punch a baby or something.

[OrKing]

Hahaha, you wont forget it for long, the things he whispers during sex must sound like he's trying to auction off steak. :P Ew, this is grossing me out more than intended. xD

[Mob Boss]

There is no love. I hate errrey1 up n hurrr


Shane, you are going too indepth. xD

[Fractured Silhouette]

Or punch Shane's face...

[Jess]

...,,,

[Fractured Silhouette]

Just. Punch. Something.

[Mob Boss]

I want to punch your lizard. :O

[Fractured Silhouette]

I will kick you in the urethra if you even try.

[Mob Boss]

You're a gold digger, Fluke. I will kick you in your...your eye

[Fractured Silhouette]

I will gnaw your face off.

[Mob Boss]

I'll gnaw your face off even though my jaw will probably look like a slinky after you gnawing on my face. And I'll cut your tongue off!

[Mob Boss]

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BURN!

[Fractured Silhouette]

I remember that film...

[Mob Boss]

I remember your dad. >.>

[Fractured Silhouette]

Well my dad doesn't remember you so :P.

[Mob Boss]

Awwww that was a good burn. :rolleyes:

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24169848.jpg

[Mob Boss]

Thanks, I just did. It didn't help much. :|False advertising, aye?

[Fractured Silhouette]

I think you're meant to continue applying it to prevent it from swelling.

[Mob Boss]

Your new avatar is pretty sick.

[OrKing]

Sleepy time once again.

[Mob Boss]

Yeap. For me too. Nitey Nite, Kids.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Night Bridgette. G'night punching bag.

[Jess]

Women & Lit class yuck :/

[workingatperfect]

Ughh, this stomach ache is getting annoying. I missed 2 freaking tests today.

[Jess]

one more class, then I'm done for today....

[workingatperfect]

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[Jess]

stupid Mini notepad extension still not working...had some important notes x_x

[workingatperfect]

It's pretty sad that I actually want to go to my dad's house for once and it's only because I need to get away from my mom.

[OrKing]

It's pretty sad that I actually want to go to my dad's house for once and it's only because I need to get away from my mom.

:hug3:

[workingatperfect]

Thanks :)

[Silicate Wielder]

My mom just got me to admit that there's a girl I like... o-o and now my mom won't leave me alone.

[Jess]

weekend!

[Silicate Wielder]

YAY WEEKEND and a volleyball to dah faic... its funny when someone gets hit in the face playing blind volleyball XD

[workingatperfect]

Fucking hell, I don't wanna go to my dad's house

[Silicate Wielder]

how come? if he's like my dad then I would understand, but I don't know your dad.

[workingatperfect]

Well first of all, I'm no where near being ready and he wants to pick me up on 10 minutes. And second, my dad and I don't get along. We get along better than my mom and I these days, but there's still quite a bit of resentment on my side.

[Jess]

........?.........?

[Silicate Wielder]

Markus Perssen is near the point of deciding to keep developing minecraft for PC or not, I just hope he does because I may not get to see the game for a while. :/ Maybe I'll start my own updates for the game. However Windows 8 is gonna be a pain to get homebrew onto. I'll stick to linux for my normal uses when win8 comes out. :P

[Foamy]

The abyss of being Internet deprived.

[Silicate Wielder]

OMG I WANT DAT HEADSET.

http://mikudb.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cover32-250x223.jpg

[OrKing]

I want a cup of tea, we don't all get what we want man. :P

[Mob Boss]

OMG I want DAT Treehouse. Srsly, "you can't always get what you want....but you get what you need"




I LOVE this black & gold theme. It's like I entered a whole other world. I'm in awe. :eek:

[Fractured Silhouette]

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[Silicate Wielder]

I know, but I just really like that headset. o-o

[Mob Boss]

I will build you that headset out of sticks, crazy glue, and papercups. :D How does that sound?

[Fractured Silhouette]

Gordon Freeman for president!

[Mob Boss]

urrrmmm okay?

[Fractured Silhouette]

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[Mob Boss]

The best way to warm up cold toes is to sit on them. :yes: It works.

[Fractured Silhouette]

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Chug another and another mug of mead 'til you fall down!

[Mob Boss]

(*________________________________________________*)

[Fractured Silhouette]

My IQ the infinite space from here to the moon.

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[Foamy]

I'm tird.

[Jess]

..////

[OrKing]

Boom, diddy, boom, diddy, boom boom.

[Jess]

/////

[Silicate Wielder]

My IQ the infinite space from here to the moon.

LEPZ-drnUKE&feature=relmfu

YAYZ Fellow gamers.

[Fractured Silhouette]

YAYZ Fellow gamers.

Dude, I have been gaming since the dawn of time itself.

[OrKing]

I've been gaming for literally longer than I remember. :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

I can't wait for this game.

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[OrKing]

That does look pretty awesome, I'm looking forward to this the most.

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[Fractured Silhouette]

But that only comes out on Playstation, plus there are way too many zombie games out there anyway, just buy L4D 2 and you own the only zombie game you'll ever need.

...and the War Z is coming out.

[OrKing]

Their not zombies, and I don't like Left 4 Dead, storyline is the most important thing in a game to me, L4D doesn't really have one, hehe. The Playstation thing is a bit of a problem though. What's War Z?

[Silicate Wielder]

God, I wish my computer could play those, but I only got a 2.5GHz proccesor.

[OrKing]

Damn, my laptop couldn't play them to save it's battery pack, I have an Xbox. :D

[Silicate Wielder]

I got a 3DS, and Resident evil looks pretty awesome in Parallax 3D

[OrKing]

Hehe, awesome, I don't like how the Resident Evil games are getting even more action packed every game though. :( Their no where near scary anymore.

[Silicate Wielder]

first time playing resident evil actually, I don't get much money for games, especially with Christmas coming.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Their not zombies, and I don't like Left 4 Dead, storyline is the most important thing in a game to me, L4D doesn't really have one, hehe. The Playstation thing is a bit of a problem though. What's War Z?

A free roam zombie game. Look it up on the YouTubes.

[Mob Boss]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/38664975/0d549994096f11e2a3aa22000a1e8b04_7_large.jpg
They edited tattoos on Ariel. How neat!!

[Jess]

...................

[OrKing]

Isn't that Day Z dude? Or did they make a better version or something?

[Mob Boss]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/37975845/tn_dp-punks-3_large.jpg

These are so neat and I keep finding them. :D

[OrKing]

Hehe, her tattoos look kind of like my brothers.

[Mob Boss]

:o Your brother has sleeves?

[OrKing]

Yep, he got two sleeves and most of his chest done connecting to them in the last few months.

[Mob Boss]

:eek: oh my god I love sleeves. That sounds awesome though. :yes:

[Jess]

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[OrKing]

Hehe, I like the look of them, I don't like being bored outta my freaking mind sat next to someone getting one shaded for four freaking hours though.

[Jess]

agsdgr erfawew

[Mob Boss]

I was with my sisters when they both got tattoos done. The artist they went to was hilarious and really good. I plan on going to him. He was playing the movie Rio. xD It was awesome.

[OrKing]

Hehe, awesome, my brothers tattoos were done in a freaking shed by one of my dads dodgy mates so I didn't get the privilege of watching a movie, lol.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Gonna go to homecoming foot bal game be back in about for hours.

By the way three days sober and six without cutting.

Catcha on the flip side

[Mob Boss]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/27109103/IMG_0151_255B1_255D_large.JPG
http://data.whicdn.com/images/37975978/tn_dp-punks-4_large.jpg


:D Okay, those are the last ones. I swear. They even gave them gauges. xD

Oh, and good job, Fbomb.

[Silicate Wielder]

theres a dance next week, but I can't go because I don't have a ride. o-o And the school is like 8 miles away, I also found out that store I walk too every day is about 1 mile to walk there and back.

Eh, I'm not into tatoos. I might get a temporary one every once in a long while but that is about it.

[Jess]

I never go to dances...

[OrKing]

I wasn't allowed to go to Prom, my attendance was too low. :(

[Silicate Wielder]

my grades are jus bouncing up and down eratically one day i might have all Fs the next half Bs and half Cs I never know if I am passing. XD

[Silicate Wielder]

ironically the song that is playing right now is a song yo might here at a dance... O-e i guess I still have music I haven't listened to yet, Derp.

and in other news...
Mou ikiba ga nai wa
Kono koi no netsuryou
AHH…
Haiiro no kumo
MONOCHRO(ME) no kensou
Hizashi wa kageri
Yuugure wa iro wo kaete iku
Aa, sekai ga nijin de
Soredemo suki de irareru ka nante
Wakatteru
Kedo dou sureba ii no
Doushitara
Dou sureba
Baka da na
Watashi

Hajimeru no yo
Kore wa sensou
Ureshi sou na kimi wo miru nante
Setsu naru koi
Sore wa tsumi
Misete ageru
Watashi no omoi wo

Saken de mita MEGAPHONE wa kowareteta no
Dore dake senobi shitatte
Kimi no shikai ni hairanai
Aa, itsunomanika hareta sora
Zenzen niawanai
Kimochi ga osaerare nakute
Doushitara
Dou sureba
Naite nanka
Nain dakara ne
Daisuki

Tatakau no yo
HEART wo ute
Shudan nante eran de rarenai
SKIRT hirari misetsukeru no yo
Kimi no shisen ubatte miseru no
Geigeki youi
Senkyou wa imada furi nano desu
Koi wa moumoku
Kimi no kuchizuke de me ga sameru no

[Mob Boss]

•____________________•

[OrKing]

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Hmm, how old is she? My guess range is varying from 15 to 23 at the moment, lol.

[Jess]

thanks, Mom

[Fractured Silhouette]

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Chug another mean and another mug of mead 'til you fall down!

[Mob Boss]

:eek: My laptop scalded my left leg. Why is it so hot? o_o

[OrKing]

Hehe, awesome song Luke.

I dunno B, you have something blocking the vents?

[Fractured Silhouette]

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[Silicate Wielder]

This is why I don't bring my cellphone to school...

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And more videos!

the girl who cried crystals

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and the man without bones??

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if only I were that flexible.

[Mob Boss]

Awww where'd that girl go that use to say random lines? It'd either make me laugh or want to punch something. :/







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[Fractured Silhouette]

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I remember this game, it was shitting hardest RPG on the face of the planet. I completed it twice though. It just required 10 broken controllers and a heart attack.

[Mob Boss]

I'm trying to teach myself to write with my left hand. o_o I will soon master this!

[Fractured Silhouette]

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[Mob Boss]

Mehh...I'm bored. I'm going to hop the fence and go swimming.Toodaloop

[Silicate Wielder]

I can already write with my left hand. :3

[Fractured Silhouette]

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[Mob Boss]

Should I go swimming and risk getting caught...or be bored, and continue building this rocket?

[Fractured Silhouette]

You should ask the potato.

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[Mob Boss]

I can already write with my left hand. :3

I'm jelly. :(

[West Coast Sheriff]

Only juniors a seniors get to go to prom at my school, that is if there is one. Some freshmen and sophomores can go if they take or are tooken by a senior or junior. I know to junior girls I might ask. One I asked to homecoming tonight. She said I didn't give her any notice so no. :) oh well;). She did say maybe next year and I said or prom. But if people do grinding tomorrow prom might get canceled. Oh and I got a hug from. Girl who goes by kelsie. :wub: I'm starting to have some feelings for her but still am depressed over Morgan. I cried on the drive to the game.:( we killed em 51-19. Was 44-5 at halftime. Each team got a safety. We could've beat um like 80 some to like 12 but in the second quarters we just put in benchwarmers.

Any ways that's my night in a nut shell. Glad to be back here.

[Fractured Silhouette]

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[Mob Boss]

UGGGGGH there was so much grinding at my prom last year. That's so tacky, and a fat guy took off his shirt. haha :yes: It was crazy.

[Incompris]

I shall never post on this thread again

[Fractured Silhouette]

What the UFO mating fuck is a prom?

[Mob Boss]

I shall never post on this thread again

Why? :|

A prom...ya know, like a dance? They are usually only attended by seniors and juniors, unless an upperclassman invites you.

[West Coast Sheriff]

UGGGGGH there was so much grinding at my prom last year. That's so tacky, and a fat guy took off his shirt. haha :yes: It was crazy.

I guess I can put up with it at homecoming, not really its a formal event and people should act like they don't work on colfax. ( it's a street (15th avenue practically) that runs all through Denver. It's where all the hookers hang out) but seriously at prom. I think it's disgusting and wrong. That's just my two cents. I was raised old school so yeah. I'm accustomed to line dancing. LOL. But seriously xD

I shall never post on this thread again
Why?

[Fractured Silhouette]

Is it like an end of year formal?

[Mob Boss]

Haha No, I agree; it's just not classy. But then again....kids that went to my school were absolutely crazy partiers. People got busted all the time for putting alcohol in Gatorade bottles and drinking in class, a few got drunk and vandalized the school one night. People at my school = idiots.






Kind of. Our's were always in April, and they were formal, but we call them proms.

[Fractured Silhouette]

People in general = Idiots

[Mob Boss]

Bridgette = awesome. :yes:

[West Coast Sheriff]

Well you are talkingto a kid who makes his own drugs and gets buzzed at school. ( theyre to weak to give you a high so I just call it buzz.). And because
You're from the south like myself we are awesome and classy. So yeah I agree with you. I go to a catholic school so Ida like completely illicitus to act that way. And none of em are hardy party ers.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Well you are talkingto a kid who makes his own drugs and gets buzzed at school. ( theyre to weak to give you a high so I just call it buzz.). And because
You're from the south like myself we are awesome and classy. So yeah I agree with you. I go to a catholic school so Ida like completely illicitus to act that way. And none of em are hardy party ers.

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[West Coast Sheriff]

Bridgette = awesome. :yes:

Now that's wrong. It's like saying Fbomb is cool.
A lie.
I'm SUPEER COOL.

And Bridgette isnt awesome she's SUPEr CALIFRICTIOUS EXTRA AELEXDOSTROUSly AWESOME.

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://us5.memecdn.com/dafuq-did-i-just-read_c_251028.jpg

[Mob Boss]

I just choked on my drink because I'm laughing so hard....ahhhhh

[West Coast Sheriff]

.......

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://us13.memecdn.com/dafuq-did-i-just-read_o_713450.jpg

[Silicate Wielder]

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[Mob Boss]

I can't read those anymore. I spit all over myself last time. -_-

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://www.lolz.co/var/albums/Yahoo%20Answers%20-%20Dafuq%20did%20I%20just%20read.jpg?m=1342300550

[West Coast Sheriff]

I just choked on my drink because I'm laughing so hard....ahhhhh

U ok.

image (http://us13.memecdn.com/dafuq-did-i-just-read_o_713450.jpg)

That's making me laugh out loud. I'm gonna wake my family up. It's pretty funny and hilarious:lol:. If that was yo Luke, I'm soooo sorry:(

[Mob Boss]

Ahhhhh This is too much. XD Hah I'm going to tell my idiot friend to do that

[West Coast Sheriff]

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LOl! I've never used this but'll tryout tomorrow. I'll get everyone to dance with me that way. jK.

[Fractured Silhouette]

These memes are incredible.

http://funsubstance.com/uploads/preview/12-08/8893.jpg

[Silicate Wielder]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/25998585/dafuq-did-i-just-read_large.jpg

[OrKing]

Dude, I thought you were British? Every secondary school has a prom in year ten or eleven. Welcome back Bomb. :D

B, why aren't you allowed to go swimming?

Edit: dude, I got ninja'ed a whole page.

[Mob Boss]

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/internet-troll-dafuq-did-i-just-read.png

These are making me laugh like mad. My sister just woke up. xD

[Fractured Silhouette]

image (http://data.whicdn.com/images/25998585/dafuq-did-i-just-read_large.jpg)

Seen it.

http://stonedlizard.com/images/2012/07/07/dafuq-did-i-just-read.jpg

[West Coast Sheriff]

Haha luke. Thanks for the good laughs. Got to take a shower so I'll probably leave in five.

[Silicate Wielder]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/25998585/dafuq-did-i-just-read_large.jpg

[Mob Boss]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/289/310/0c2.jpg

I'm laughing sso hard my stomach muscles feel like they've just had a workout. xD

[West Coast Sheriff]

Dude, I thought you were British? Every secondary school has a prom in year ten or eleven. Welcome back Bomb. :D

B, why aren't you allowed to go swimming?

Edit: dude, I got ninja'ed a whole page.

Ninjad a whole page.thats probably a VT record.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Yalls is alls so funny

[Silicate Wielder]

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/66928589/dafuq-did-i-just-read-if-you-love-her-eat-her-poop-funny-anime-picture.jpg
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/27280608.jpg

I found this while googling "Dafuq did I just read"

[Mob Boss]

http://us10.memecdn.com/dafuq-did-i-just-read_c_372586.jpg

[West Coast Sheriff]

Funny. Thanks for the laugh Big Papa

[Silicate Wielder]

http://www.gagbay.com/images/2012/04/dafuq_did_siri_just_read-69947.jpg

[West Coast Sheriff]

Be back in 20 minutes

[Mob Boss]

http://us10.memecdn.com/dafuq-did-i-just-read_o_233646.jpg

My trainer/coach used to say he would crawl through barbed wire naked to meet this fitness model he was obsessed with. o_o

[West Coast Sheriff]

www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?p=1955329#post1955329
Help her out

[Silicate Wielder]

Ok… I am speechless. Still can write though.

Let me write that again, Chinese man builds his own bionic hands from scrap metal. Amazing work indeed. The Daily Mail reports that after losing both of his hands and forearms while building a homemade bomb (!) that detonated prematurely, 51 year-old Sun Jifa decided he wasn’t done building stuff. Instead of feeling discouraged when the hospital suggested prosthetic arms he couldn’t afford, Jifa set to work assembling his own. Eight long years later, he completed the ultimate DIY project by building a working pair of prosthetic hands without the aid of fingers.

Isn’t this almost “dafuq did I just read?” material, guys?

Seems Legit

[OrKing]

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I'm laughing sso hard my stomach muscles feel like they've just had a workout. xD

Hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahah ahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahah ahahhahaha. I needed that. :D

[Mob Boss]

I always write essays on those types of posts (like Xyz's) I hope she's okay. :/

[Mob Boss]

"I call my mumma Santa Claus cause she always calls me a HO HO HO" :D