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[Nathan Numberless]

Hey guys. I'm hedshOt, and my name is Nathan. I'm 14. I found this site from random links, I decided to join so I could lend a friendly word to people here. I don't know anybody here, but I'm looking to make some friends. I escape from retarded reality with an xbox and an sdtv. I play halo and minecraft. I don't really know what else to post in this intro... so I'll see you around :D

One last thing... I am not insane. HedshOt is the one who's insane, but don't listen to him because I really am sane.
Ah yes and the pizza fees...
I assume the pizza is free here...?

[Nathan Numberless]

Oh, are people shunning me already? Does my ASPD show that much?

[Nathan Numberless]

Can someone please post here!?!?!?

[Jimmy Page]

Hello darling,welcome to vt :kitty:

[SosbanFach]

Welcome to VT, Nathan! Sorry to keep you waiting, and no. The pizza here is absolutely not free. Understood? Good.

Anyhow, I hope you like the site, and in a burst of shameless plagiarism…

Hello, and welcome, Sir.
This is the Grand Virtual Teen Estate. I suppose I will be playing a part in introducing you to this humble abode, though I am but a lowly servant here. If you would walk with me, Sir, I'd be glad to show you around.
Starting at the front desk, we have the Directory (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/). Here on the first floor, which we will be touring until the time that we go our separate ways, is the VTHQ. I suggest that one make a mental note to sound each letter as in an acronym when referring to it. I certainly would not want anyone thinking that one was attempting to recreate the sound of a thrown knife getting lodged in a tree.
There are five rooms on this floor. The large room over there is the announcements hall, which doubles as a tennis court when otherwise not in use. The central room wherein which we currently reside is simply known as the HQ. If you wish any concerns of yours to reach the higher-ups in charge of running the whole "shibang", it would be wise for your to pitch your questions to those chaps behind that desk over there. That large (and often checked) box next to them is the Suggestions box. Have an improvement idea for us? Simply fill out the appropriate slip found on the side of the box, and fit it through the thin slit on the top. One may wait up to three days for a reply, more than that is quite rare.
In that office room over there is our recruitment center. If you wish to join the ranks of the staff here (and devote a portion of your life to pure anarchy and chaos), then feel free to sign up and wait for your interview. Please understand that your stay here is being loosely monitored, and negative interaction may reflect badly when trying to apply.
And last, but not least, we have our inter-floor text-based communication system. One need not worry about qualifications or requirements for entry, just go sit down at one of those.... computer... things, and you will be able to talk to anyone currently at a similar device anywhere in the estate! Quite handy for those who are... technology literate.
Keep in mind that there are of course rules (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/faq.php?faq=rules) for conduct here in the VT Estate, though I'm sure you will follow each and every one of them to a Tee, to ensure your own enjoyment of the facilities, as well as the enjoyment of those around you.

I will now leave you to your own explorations or every further floor, of which there are 8 total.

What was that? I only covered four different rooms here? Oh, of course, silly me. That room over there is for snacks. Enjoy if you please.

I am truly sorry, Sephtyan.

[Nathan Numberless]

That was alot to read... and I find it oddly amusing that this is your 666th post :eek:

[BrassMonkey]

Welcome to VT! I assume that sdtv is Shane Dawson TV, so thats Awesome because Shane Dawson is freaking Awesome :D