Classroom

[Danny_boi 16]

Has anyone else had that random boner in the middle of class.

What are tips on how to hide it. And please don't tell me that textbook thing, it's to obvious.

[RunnerForLife]

Just point it up and put it behind your waistband or belt or whatever you're wearing. Or put your hands in your pockets and sorta hold it back with your hands without being obvious.

[rodriguez_miker]

Lift your hard penis up and pin it against your pants, or you can take a quick trip to the bathroom and make it go away

[Josh Schlacter]

Not many people now this but. If you tense your legs etc it redirects the blood away from your penis.

[Gogeta]

Flip it up into your waistband lol Best method

[Nazi]

Yes i have !!!!!!

[deeda95]

i have, and i just pin it behind the waistband of whatever i'm wearing

[Athlete15]

I usually just slide it face up so its under my waistband, which holds it down. Happens to everyone.

[Digital]

i had a boner today on school.. girl next to me had really big boobs and i was kinda imagining and peeking lol.

[loop15]

you could also try putting you arms on the desk and then put head on arms and kinda fold your body over

[kurtbexley]

Used to happen but not any more because you can control it just dont look at hot girls

[abcdefghjklmnop]

I always have I just shove it straight up into my pants and then there's no big bulge out out to the side. It usually goes away after 5 minutes anyway.

[Pyro99]

it happens to me all the time. I think the best way to hid it is pinting it upwards.

[Diverperry]

Put it up between your stomach and waistband. Works great dude

[cjpc]

Do the waistband thing, or putting your hands in your pockets and holding it can work.

[Sleepy Raisin]

I used to, but yeah the waistband thing is the best way but if youre sitting up front so itd be obvious if you moved it..

[cpkid09]

stick it up towards ur stomach and put it in your waistband. i get random boners in class everyday

[NoviZivot]

It happens sometimes, but I don't have a tip to hide it.

[Gigablue]

If you're sitting at a desk, you don't need to hide it, no one will see it. If you have to stand up, tuck it in your waistband.

[lolwutsuperslide]

Best method is flipping it up into your waistband but you have to be sure you can't see the outline through your shirt or that your shirt doesn't raise up

[Michael Anthony]

all guys get boners in class. hide it with a book, or wear tight underwear

[Cycling Penguin]

Move further under the table

[Taylor95]

I put it in the waistband of the underwear I'm wearing.

[Mranon58]

If your sat down just don't think about it and concentrate on the work .. It'll go away soon enough.
If stood up .. Waistbands are a lifesaver!

[Boroboii]

Just tuck it up in your waistband, along as your shirts covering it so it doesnt show haha

[The Flash]

YES. all the time!
Once i got sent out for talkin and i had a boner so i tried my best to hide it by getting out of the class fast. im pretty sure somone saw it :/

To hide, cover with ur shirt or a binder

[Mark97]

theres probably no point of saying this since im sure everyone else has but yeah. the waistband thing. :) lol good luck bro

[Drew5]

From the movie Superbad:

Seth: Look at those nipples. They're like little baby toes.

Evan: It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.

[harrya54]

move and point ur penis up and lock it in (waistbands holding it there)
:) hope it helped

[nice]

Try to point it down and put it by your thigh

[joshstar]

i can never hide mine so when i stand up i put my bag or books in front of it then go 2 the bathroom and have a wank it works great 4 me

[Coolboi]

I get them to put it up wards an think about something else if all else fails do the book bag thing

[The captain]

yeah a lot of times...first thing was think about a sad thing and then trying to cover with a clothe

[erikzero99]

I get them to put it up wards an think about something else if all else fails do the book bag thing

I do the same thing

[PleasureMe7777]

Yep, When i get 1 i think of something i dont like.

[Scottydog]

All the time! Just try and hold it down !;)

[West Coast Sheriff]

Yeah I get that
Just put ur elbow on ur crotch and push it down and lean ur chin on ur hand and that way it just looks like ur bored

[AHSboy]

Baggy jacket. Zip it up and make sure that the waist covers it. That's how I got away with a bunch.

[randomme]

Yeah lol try and hide it the best I can

[companioncube]

I heard from an anonymous source that you should try flexing your legs. Doesn't work for for everyone, but it does for me!

[Sean4U]

Well random boners are part of being a guy so learn to live with it....I have done the waistband thing as well as sliding it down my thigh.....it always works for me and besides if it is seen so what ....its normal....

[Neptune]

I have the occasional boners at school. I don't do anything (nobody can see if I'm sitting down) unless I'm standing up. If that is the case, just tuck it into your waistband. And if you feel uncomfortable while you are sitting down, just imagine the ugliest thing possible. That makes it go away for me.

[Xenon96]

ALL THE TIME! But what I do is just forget about it, concentrate on the lesson and make sure my waist and penis is under the table!

[Cole881]

waistband lol

[Cageman]

Yes
If you push it down it helps tooo

[Jmac]

Everyone has had one just tuck it in the waist band of your boxers

[Lol16]

This kid got it tOday he was wearing basketball shorts poor guy

[meezyrmcrs4ever]

i just sorta hide it under the desk,or i just think of something different,lol that usually doesn't work XD

[JackieSmith]

I just get on with my work and let it go down on its own. If I had to get up or something I would sort of re-sit my self in my chair and at the same time position the goods upwards by using my hand through my pocket.

[CoNnOrE]

put it up between ur stomach and waistband works perfectly

[frankrocky]

I have, it happens all the time.lol I don't have any new ways to hide a boner in school. Good Luck

[BakeBake]

If i can i slip it up into my waistband, but if i can't do that without making it obvious then i just slide my butt back in the seat and put my head (not penis, the one with the brain inside lol) on the desk.

[vernon]

i would use my book bag and hid it

[Stephan]

Yeah..they're pretty annoying.

[VirtualGuy012]

Just point it up and put it behind your waistband or belt or whatever you're wearing. Or put your hands in your pockets and sorta hold it back with your hands without being obvious.

This is always what I do lol

[stan1]

If ur like me and ur penis sticks out above the waistline when using the belt-tuck method (yes, that is what it is called) then u need to line ur boner up with ur leg (pointing toward ur feet) and bend forward a bit, which will create slack in ur pants that, in turn, disguise the bump as a fold in ur pants. This method doesn't work well when standing up though.

[DamoMac]

Get the occasional one yeah, not very often, probably less than the average person id suggest.

[Scottydog]

Every day! And just hope it goes;)

[josh_9]

always -_-

[teenboi14]

yeah i have, i just stick it in my waistband with my shirt over it to hide it

[Mosiff]

All the time

[Jtyler]

All the time

[giles2603]

Yeah but I never can be bothered to hide it so just put my hand in my pocket or just don't give a sh*t who sees :)

[techgeek]

either in the waist band or down 1 leg if you have tight enough pants on / if you are big enough

[Collin97]

Happens to me all the time:/ just dont do anything;) else its very obvious and nobody is randomly looking ad your boner so if you just act normal it wouldnt be seen by anybody;)

[Joo9340]

I think about something that instantly turns me off... Or breathe slowly and cross legs.... Works for me.

[thomfoun]

I usally just put one leg over the outher

[Deleted - 2020]

Just leave it? - I mean if your sitting down and not going to walk around when you get one, then it should be fine.

Alternatively you could think of utterly repulsing things like saggy boobs or bears or clowns - anything that turns you off :S

[TheTopDawg]

If I had to walk anywher I would just put my hands in my pockets. Everyone knew I put my hands in my pockets a lot anyways so it worked great for me.

[Main_]

Sometimes during lessons. You can hide it with your legs or if it's hard you have to try to think other things. It will be maybe a better after a minute.

[TotalDbag]

Had it happen before and a girl in my class saw it.

[MusicalBoy]

Do hard math. That always makes me loose mine. :)

[teenfromNJ]

Yea I have and it is really obvious especially when I am wearing basketball shorts!! I put it under my waste band like everyone else is saying or I will put my hand in my pocket and hold it down till it goes down!!! When I touch it though it just gets harder... lol

[AllSwaggedUp]

Either flip it up or tuck it Down. Depends on how hard it is though.

[Jack230]

Yeah lol I've had

[Jake-Smith]

grab it in your pocket

[jacobbillings9856]

One thing I do that helps me out 99% of the time, is to count backwards from 67 by 2's, its so simple yet so effective, I recommend you try it.

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