Game Thread - Would you rather

[jimc_in_ct]

OK lets see how many people will actually play...rules are as follows - To post a "Would you rather" question you need to answer the previous one first.

Would you rather make out with your dad/mom for 15 mins

or

drink your best friends pee

[Sephtyan]

Well, shit. That escalated quickly. From zero to awkward in 3 seconds!

I'd rather... Hm. One one hand, you make out with your parents which, frankly, gets you a little of both parents. On the other hand, you orally ingest your best friend's golden shower. Some people actually drink the first pee of the day, as it's very cleansing for the digesting system. Too bad it's extremely likely that I'll puke with such force that it'll somehow get lodged in my brain, if not get spurted through my nose. So with drinking my friend's piss I either get severe nasal trauma, possibly giving me a concussion when I hit the floor or losing my sense of smell entirely [which will haunt me since the last thing I ever smelled was piss], or I die.

I'm gonna go with Parents.


Would you rather try to circumcise yourself with a chainsaw?

=Or=

Eat out a hobo you find on the street, in daylight?

[jimc_in_ct]

well seeing how i'm already circumcised I guess i'll have to go with the hobo haha lol

would you rather

watch your girlfriend/boyfriend have sex with your arch rival

or

have sex with your arch rival yourself

[Dirtbiker199]

well seeing as how i don't have a girlfriend, and how my arch rival would be a sort of attractive female, I would have sex with her. lol

[Dirtbiker199]

oops,

would you rather:

have sex with 2 dudes

or


be on fire for 2 minutes

[Sephtyan]

Hmmm. On one hand, I get to have extremely severe fourth-degree burns all over my body. This would impede my ability to masturbate without making any noise. Like screaming.
On the other, I lose my virginity to two (2) men. You didn't give any specifications for the men, so I'd say that they're small and mousy guys that I can easily overpower and tie down, making them my bitch and having myself be in control.

I choose the two doods.


Would you rather wake up tomorrow with an irremovable mole on the left side of your penis?

=Or=

Step on a lego.

[Sephtyan]

Oop, someone beat me to it.

I'd pick running around my school naked. Can't punch me if I'm fast.

[Scarface]

This is not a puberty related topic and there's already a would you rather thread in the vt arcade, but these questions and related discussion is not condoned or allowed.