Describe your package

[lmaolol]

In one paragraph, describe your penis as much as you can. Heres mine.

Im 14 and my penis is about 8 inches its very thick. Its white and veiny and has red foreskin on the tip. it cums loads all over my chest with thick cum. my balls are very big and hang down and make my penis intimidating and very hot. as soon as i get horny the foreskin goes back like a weapon and gets ready to shoot its venom

[The Flash]

ur ruler is wrong

[lmaolol]

ur ruler is wrong

its not wrong, why would it be i bought it at a store lol?

[Rdsxbaseballfan]

well the only thing im gonna correct you on is your dick is not white, its a peach ish brownish color, no body has white skin

[lmaolol]

well the only thing im gonna correct you on is your dick is not white, its a peach ish brownish color, no body has white skin

im not a peach lol im white

[Rdsxbaseballfan]

yes but the color of our skin is peach lol but i guess i wont get into that, but im not going to describe myself

[Coldog102698]

8 inch Hard
4 inch Soft
I like to Jerk off 3 x's a day
I like Pubes

[Machinegun]

Why everybody here has 8 " dick and I don't : (

And I'm older than them :/

[Rdsxbaseballfan]

Why everybody here has 8 " dick and I don't : (

And I'm older than them :/
hmm? could they be really telling the truth? possibly and most likely not but who cares

[Lost in the Echo]

ur ruler is wrong

LOL you are so right! I saw a post before about a penis question and somebody brought up "dick inches", it's when someone makes a significant exaggeration of their dick size, maybe this guy uses "dick inches" eh?

Seriously though 14 and 8 inches? Only 10% of the ADULT male population are over 7 inches. I think you made this thread just to make people feel inadequate about their size. I doubt you are telling the truth or else you wouldn't make a retarded thread like this. Why would somebody type a paragraph about their dick, you need help.

[Sudds3]

LOL you are so right! I saw a post before about a penis question and somebody brought up "dick inches", it's when someone makes a significant exaggeration of their dick size, maybe this guy uses "dick inches" eh?

Seriously though 14 and 8 inches? Only 10% of the ADULT male population are over 7 inches. I think you made this thread just to make people feel inadequate about their size. I doubt you are telling the truth or else you wouldn't make a retarded thread like this. Why would somebody type a paragraph about their dick, you need help.

Words of wisdom! Let's say that if a guy says they have an 8" penis, it's really 4 inches! So one dick inch=half of one real inch....sounds like a good system, then I have a 9.5-10 inch dick....do the math!

[Scarface]

lol wow dude, I'm not shocked by this thread. This isn't puberty related or appropriate.