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jokermaster101
August 23rd, 2012, 06:10 PM
Don't look and not take this survey. its better than yours XD
age:
M/F:
ethnicity:
how often do you masturbate?
how do you prepare for a session?
where? (bedroom/shower)
what position?
do you wait unitl you are home alone?
do you get lube? if so what?
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what?
do you do it naked?
morning, afternoon, or night?
Sephtyan
August 23rd, 2012, 06:53 PM
First off, ew. Spider. Gah.
age: 17
M/F: Mail, Chain.
ethnicity: White bread that loves wheat bread.
how often do you masturbate?
About once every two days... on average.
how do you prepare for a session?
Get the dinner table all nice and set, make sure nothing's burning in the oven, set on some soft music~ Oh, wait, when I'm alone? Ready, set, G0!
where? (bedroom/shower)
Usually in my little man-cave of a room.
what position?
#7 with a side of large fries and a strawberry-banana milkshake.
do you wait unitl you are home alone?
Hell no. Rooms have doors for a reason; to be closed. As for noise, voices have mouths for a reason; to shut the fuck up.
do you get lube? if so what?
Yes, though the shipment occasionally comes late to the party. It's my favorite brand "Pre àu natùral".
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what?
I deign to use my nice shirts, and kleenex is right out, what with their wondrous anti-inflammatory aloe infused sheets. I just make like the cats and clean myself without leaving any traces...
do you do it naked?
No, I do it like they do on the Discovery channel.
morning, afternoon, or night?
Morning, afternoon, and night.
auzzue
August 23rd, 2012, 07:47 PM
age: 13
M/F: M
ethnicity: Pale as a ghost
how often do you masturbate? like, every 3 days
how do you prepare for a session? go to the bathroom, put down the toilet seat and turn on the radio so nobody hears me
where? (bedroom/shower) Bathroom
what position? sitting up, sometimes lieing down
do you wait unitl you are home alone? No, I'm a badass yo.
do you get lube? if so what? vaseline, sometimes i use my spit
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what?aim for the bath :)
do you do it naked? no
morning, afternoon, or night? night
AppleMarineXX
August 23rd, 2012, 09:32 PM
age: 13
M/F: M
ethnicity: Asian
how often do you masturbate? twice a week
how do you prepare for a session? Get Toilet paper, then sit down
where? (bedroom/shower) Bathroom
what position? Sitting
do you wait unitl you are home alone? Not Always
do you get lube? if so what? No
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? No
do you do it naked? No
morning, afternoon, or night? Night
Zarakly
August 23rd, 2012, 09:47 PM
age: 16
M/F: M
ethnicity: Caucasian
how often do you masturbate? Every 3 days approx.
how do you prepare for a session? Idk i just go and do whatever
where? (bedroom/shower) Bathroom
what position? Sitting
do you wait unitl you are home alone? No
do you get lube? if so what? Spit
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? Toilet Paper
do you do it naked? Yea
morning, afternoon, or night? Whenever
Tevin
August 23rd, 2012, 09:50 PM
age: 17
M/F: Male
ethnicity: White
how often do you masturbate? Usually daily
how do you prepare for a session? Just do it
where? (bedroom/shower) Bedroom usually
what position? lying
do you wait unitl you are home alone? no
do you get lube? not usually
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? Tissues
do you do it naked? Sometimes
morning, afternoon, or night? sometimes anytime I feel like it
Captain Crush
August 24th, 2012, 12:39 AM
age: 16
M/F: M
ethnicity: White
how often do you masturbate? every other day
how do you prepare for a session? Just do it
where? (bedroom/shower) Shower
what position? standing/lying down
do you wait until you are home alone? No
do you get lube? if so what? No
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? No
do you do it naked? Most of the time
morning, afternoon, or night? Night
jrez
September 4th, 2012, 04:03 PM
age: 15
M/F: M
ethnicity: white
how often do you masturbate? daily
how do you prepare for a session? get naked
where? (bedroom/shower) both
what position? sitting up or lying down
do you wait unitl you are home alone? no
do you get lube? if so what? lotion
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? towels or tissues
do you do it naked? usually
morning, afternoon, or night? all
Lazlo
September 4th, 2012, 05:21 PM
age:15
M/F: m
ethnicity: white
how often do you masturbate? every day
how do you prepare for a session? strip down
where? (bedroom/shower)bedroom
what position? spreadeagle
do you wait unitl you are home alone? no my parents know
do you get lube? if so what? dry
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? old shirts
do you do it naked? yes
morning, afternoon, or night? all
Narutoben
September 4th, 2012, 05:37 PM
Age: 13
M/F: M
ethnicity: Black
how often do you masturbate? 1 or 2 times a day
how do you prepare for a session? dont really prepare i just do :D
where? (bedroom/shower) bedroom shower ect.
what position? lie down standing sitting ect.
do you wait unitl you are home alone? Hell no I close the door LIKE A BOSS:cool:
do you get lube? if so what? vasiline
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? what ever is around
do you do it naked? sometimes when im alone in the house
morning, afternoon, or night? all:yeah:
companioncube
September 4th, 2012, 06:27 PM
It took me too long to get that lady gaga reference in your signature.
TheStarsShadow
September 4th, 2012, 06:33 PM
age: 17
M/F: Male
ethnicity: White
how often do you masturbate? Once every other day, sometimes more or less.
how do you prepare for a session? Uh, get naked.
where? (bedroom/shower) Bedroom 98% of the time then 2% shower
what position? Lying on my back
do you wait unitl you are home alone? Yeah, or at least mos of the time
do you get lube? if so what? That's really rare for me to, but if i do it's vaseline
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? Do you mean to clean up? if so then i just take a shower, use my cum wrag or tissues.
do you do it naked? Masturbate? Of course.
morning, afternoon, or night? Any of the three, every time is different.
Bananas123
September 4th, 2012, 07:39 PM
age: 13 almost 14!
M/F: M
ethnicity: White
how often do you masturbate? 1-2 times a day :)
how do you prepare for a session? um... idk
where? (bedroom/shower) on my bedd :)
what position? on my back usually..
do you wait unitl you are home alone? sometimes..
do you get lube? if so what? nope
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? nooo
do you do it naked? sometimes
morning, afternoon, or night? morning and night generally :)
max99
September 5th, 2012, 12:04 AM
I do it everywhere and all the time once a day:)
Sean4U
September 5th, 2012, 07:37 AM
age: 16
M/F: Male
ethnicity: White
how often do you masturbate? 2-3x per day
how do you prepare for a session? well just get hard strip down and go for it
where? (bedroom/shower) shower/bedroom, in that order
what position? in the shower standing or sitting, on bed, laying down
do you wait unitl you are home alone? don't have to no
do you get lube? if so what? sometimes glide, but usually no
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? nope just let it fly
do you do it naked? oh yes
morning, afternoon, or night? yes morning, afternoon, night
HungaryBoy
September 5th, 2012, 08:40 AM
age:17
M/F:M
ethnicity:white
how often do you masturbate1-3 a day
how do you prepare for a session? take some baby oil
where? (bedroom/shower) both
what position? sit/stand/lying
do you wait unitl you are home alone? yes
do you get lube? if so what? yes, baby oil
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? tissues
do you do it naked? yes
morning, afternoon, or night? afternoon/night
ramgoat647
September 5th, 2012, 08:38 PM
age: 16
M/F: male
ethnicity: indian
how often do you masturbate? 1-3 times a day
how do you prepare for a session? get tissues, my ipod/computer, and my headphones
where? (bedroom/shower) both
what position? sitting but reclined
do you wait unitl you are home alone? no, not always.
do you get lube? if so what? no
do you get towels, tissues or old shirts? what? tissues
do you do it naked? sometimes
morning, afternoon, or night? anytime i have time and I'm horney
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