Pick Your Poison...

[Tilico18]

This is a game in which you present two equally akward scenarios. You must respond to the person above you and make another question.

Go crazy and have fun. :D

[DarkHorse4eva]

poison in cola or in a pie

[justinglives]

Def in cola. ..get it over with quick.
If u were naked masturbating had ure finger in ure butt, watching gay porn, and just started to shoot..and someone HAD to catch you.....who would it be? Your little sister or your homophone best friend forever who hates "gays"

[PinkFloyd]

probably my sister. (But I'm not gay.)

If hidden cameras caught you and you're partner (weather you're gay or not)
having sex; who would you rather see?

your grandma or Will Farrel lol

[Zarakly]

Im going with Will Ferral because I don;t know him haha

If you were in the woods in a swamp and the only thing you could do is to take off your clothes or get stung by swarm of bees which would you do. Btw either take your clothes off and become naked and then bit by mosquitoes...

[Sephtyan]

http://http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/353/279/e31.jpg

A swarm of bees can kill you, a swarm a mosquitoes are less likely to. [plus nudity in itself is awesome]

Would you rather go back in time and interrupt Hitler's parents during intercourse, or instantly get 4 Million bucks?

[CourtingErmine]

Hmm, interesting. I would have to say 4 million bucks because I don't want to interrupt the space time continuum.

Would you rather be gang raped by homosexuals or get killed while being president of the US.

[justinglives]

Gang raped. (With lube of course.......)
Would you rather be caught in a frilly lacy thong in locker room by ure teammates before swim practice or have to spend two hours in class with vibrating anal beads inserted?

[Abyssal Echo]

vibrating anul beads

would you rather your mom find your gay porn and sex toys or one of your straight friends

[DarkHorse4eva]

str8 friend

would u rather get caught by ur mom or dad

[Abyssal Echo]

ummm Dad

locked out of your house naked with all your neighbors outside or boys locker room at school

[Sleepy Raisin]

Mmmm boys locker room, definately.

Trampled by a pack of wolves or chased by a monster truck?

[Gogeta]

chased by a monster truck lol

have oral sex infront of you mum and dad with one of you best mates or infront of everyone in your entire class

[Abyssal Echo]

hmmm since I'm already out in front of the class

your friends cumm on your eggs for breakfast in front of your family or eat lunch at school naked

[Levy]

Eat lunch at school naked, the other students would have to be blessed to see my fabulous naked presence.
Forced to watch the US Congress argue over bipartisan issues for 72 hours, or help your grandmother buy kinky lingerie?

[Abyssal Echo]

help Grandma buy her kinky lingerie

take a beating from a blind little old lady that you helped to cross the street that was really waiting for the bus that she now missed thanks to you or a night as the scoutmasters boi toy

[CourtingErmine]

Scoutmasters aren't like that, trust me. Get beaten up by an elderly lady because I can run away.

Having to watch a 48 hour marathon of How I Met You're Mother or not being able to get to sleep for 72 hours straight.

[PinkFloyd]

Would I be allowed the company of anyone I choose in this no sleep time? If so, I choose the no sleep for 72 hours one.

[CourtingErmine]

Would I be allowed the company of anyone I choose in this no sleep time? If so, I choose the no sleep for 72 hours one.

No company. All by yourself, nothing to do. How I met you're mother, no company.

[Abyssal Echo]

48 hrs of 1950's Mickey Mouse Club or 2 weeks worth of English home work

[Sephtyan]

48 hours of 1950's anything sounds pretty awesome.

Have your computer get stolen

Or

Have your computer break

[Abyssal Echo]

I'll take stolen since I've been waiting almost a year for mom to get mine fixed

48 hrs of listening to Great Gandma's scratchy old 45's or a week of being grounded from everything but school

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Grounded from everything execpt school

You have to make a life death decision of escape from a gang. Would you try and run for it or rip important files that they own

[Abyssal Echo]

run for it

summer school or not graduate

[The LOLer]

Summer school

Would you rather have sex with a dog or Sarah palin?

[Abyssal Echo]

both are dogs I guess Sarah

Cabbage or Spinach

[The LOLer]

Spinach cabbage is yuck.
Would you rather lick a pencil the school weirdo tried to swallow or the one a kid sneezes on.

[AlexBarrett]

The one the guy tried to swallow.

Would you rather have sex with Pamela Anderson with a yest infection, or Lindsey Lohan with Herpes?

[The LOLer]

Lindsay Lohan

[Abyssal Echo]

really neither
Pamela Anderson

spend the weekend waxing floors by hand or kiss your teachers hairy butt.

[Jevon]

Waxing the floors by hand

Being tied to a post at school completely naked or being lost in the jungle forever

[CharlieHorse]

School naked. I'd move to canada after.
Plus people would cover me up within minutes and untie me when I'm actually out there.

Eating 10 live centipedes.
Or
Cutting off your left arm.

[The LOLer]

Centipedes much less traumatic

Not being able to eat orally
Not being able to walk

(Both I've done)

[Abyssal Echo]

not being able to eat orally

walk around your school naked with a boner or surf in shark infested waters

[CharlieHorse]

Shark waters. my surfboard emits an electric pulse that deflects sharks.

Have sex with the oldest person you know.
Have sex with the youngest person you know.

[Jevon]

Surf in shark infested water of course

Eat cat shit or raped by a horse

[The LOLer]

Raped.
Would spend a night wIth bloodthirsty tattoed biker or ugly girl with huge glasses

[Abyssal Echo]

The Biker

eat fried worms or a jar of ghost peppers

[The LOLer]

Both
Have no fingers or no feet