I came in my eye...

[mexa]

And it's red but it doesn't hurt much and I can see well, anything I can do to fix it? D:

EDIT: Good news! My eye cleared up a few hours later (thank the universe) and I didn't have to explain anything to my parents. Never again haha.

[waterinaglass]

I went into a severe laughing fit when i read your title.

I suppose there isn't much you can do besides wash out your eye and wait it out. It'll return to normal. If there's any positive to this, maybe you can be a good sniper. Shooting it in your eye must take some good aim.

Oh, and next time... be more careful.

[mexa]

I went into a severe laughing fit when i read your title.

I suppose there isn't much you can do besides wash out your eye and wait it out. It'll return to normal. If there's any positive to this, maybe you can be a good sniper. Shooting it in your eye must take some good aim.

Oh, and next time... be more careful.

It is funny I guess, at first I was like "oh wow" then I was like "oh fuck" haha. Yeah I washed it a bunch of times already so I guess I'll wait...now how do I explain this to my parents? XD

[waterinaglass]

Say it was a different substance. I would never say "My eye is red because I accidentally jacked off into it" to my parents.

[mexa]

I'd die before I tell my parents that haha

[waterinaglass]

I'd die before I tell my parents that haha

Just jerk it with caution next time, man. You wouldn't want to cum into one of your nostrils with that masturbatory precision you have there.

[TheWaterPrince]

Just tell them a bug flew into your eye. and be careful where you cum

[ImCoolBeans]

P101 :arrow: VT General Hospital

[HunterSteele]

If there's any positive to this, maybe you can be a good sniper. Shooting it in your eye must take some good aim.
ahahahaha

You should probably install one of these near where you wank

http://www.bellworkwear.com/images/products/l_MEDEYESTN001_1295283071.6684.jpg

[mexa]

ahahahaha

You should probably install one of these near where you wank

image (http://www.bellworkwear.com/images/products/l_MEDEYESTN001_1295283071.6684.jpg)

I wasn't trying to aim at my face, as a matter of fact I have terrible aim :( but yeah emergency eye wash sounds like a good idea haha

[PinkFloyd]

Just wash your eye out and wait. That is pretty funny though. (Laughing with not at)

[Plane And Simple]

Glad to hear it cleared. Juxt be more careful next time.

[TheGangstaSheep]

Prepare for a pun:

iCame

[JimmyIsNowAMan]

if you can aim your cum, I and some friends would like to meet you. But seriously, washing your eye with lots of water should do the trick. Cum is from your own body so it shouldn't cause anything bad.

[Pipo]

this has happened to me so many times that it seriously pisses me off...I usually just wash the eye and let it be it goes away in few hours :)

[Coolboi]

haha to funny lol ��it stings some didn't it I got mine before just washed it out an was fine good to see your better now . that's a good shot to .

[Rascaldog24]

Well if I'm not mistaken spurm or cum is a protein and when you soak or pour warm water on or over it it causes the proteins to breakdown and poof.....

[Silicate Wielder]

well I need protein so maybe I should start eating my cum then. but seriously though, I don't think cum is a protein though, however it may contain protein. Time to call out the google bot.

(Ten seconds later)

There are many ingredients composing semen, and its makeup is the same from man to man. Here are a few of the constituent elements: vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

So what effect will all this have on her waistline? Well, not much of an effect at all. The caloric content of the average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 5 to 25 calories -- hardly the most fattening meal.

And for those of you who wrote in asking if semen is a good source of protein, its protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in the egg white of a large egg. So she's probably best off sticking with eggs.