Would You Rather...

[Mob Boss]

I've heard Alex may have a thread similar to this in her diary, so I thought I'd start one here.


The rules are simple: The first poster asks a WYR (for ex. WYR be blind or deaf) and the poster below answers the question and asks a new one for the next poster, and so on.

*Keep it clean*

WYR eat a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of salt?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Salt
Would you rather sell cocaine for a living or be a construction worker

[Mob Boss]

Sell coke. :D Hey, those people work hard, too.

WYR never play or play but always lose?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Never play, I can't stand losing!
Wyr run marathons 4 a living or work 4 pizza hut as delivery person

[OrKing]

Run Marathons. Imagine how fit you would be and how much you would make from sponsors. :D

WYR be a soldier or doctor?

[Mob Boss]

Hmmm both have the risk of people dieing as a result of their work. Hmmm Soldier. :D I want a big gun, and cute combat boots.

WYR always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to feel fueled for the day?

[OrKing]

Cold shower, I'd just do a major workout every time I wanted to take a shower. :P

Would you rather a zombie Apocalypse happen or something like Fallout?

[Mob Boss]

Zombie apocalypse. I <3 zombies

WYR have to say EVERYthing that's on your mind or never speak again?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Never speak again.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or turn invisible?

[Mob Boss]

Breath underwater.

WYR kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Step on a crab

Would you rather kill and eat a lion or a bear?

[Mob Boss]

Bear...I have a better chance at surviving.

WYR only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

[OrKing]

A bear, I think it'd taste pretty exotic, hehe.

WYR have Godzilla or King Kong as a pet?

---

Ninja'ed!

Whisper, I'm a pretty quiet dude most of the time anyway. :D

[Chaotic Trickster]

King Kong

Would you rather have no arms or no legs?

[OrKing]

No legs, I know a dude with no legs, he's reasonably happy these days.

WYR live in Afghanistan or Antarctica?

[Mob Boss]

Arms. :D I like my legs too much.

WYR spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?


Edit: Shane...No. Just no. You don't ninnja me, you hear!!?? :P

Antarctica I could make a lot of snowmen and angels

[Chaotic Trickster]

surfing the net

WYR feed the starving or shelter the homeless.

[OrKing]

Feed the starving. I feel for the homeless but they typically live in reasonably well off countries to be classified as homeless in the first place and would probably find it a lot easier to find food and shelter. Whereas the starving typically live in third world countries and probably don't have a proper home either... Long explanation, hehe, probably going to be ninja'ed.

WYR spend ten years in a low level prison or have ten years of never being able to leave you're house.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Never having to leave my house, I enjoy my own company.

Would you rather go to the deepest of the oceans or out into space?

[Mob Boss]

Deepest of the oceans. We've explored about 1% oof the world's oceans whereas we've been on all sorts of mission to outerspace.

WYR be blind or deaf?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Deaf

WYR be able to fly or have psychic powers?

[Mob Boss]

Fly. I wouldn't want to know when loved ones died. :/

WYR live a boring life with the ones you love or a fun life with ones you hate?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Boring life

Would you rather drink orange juice or apple juice on a nice sunny day?

[OrKing]

These days, a boring life with people I love.

WYR be chased by a pack of killer dogs or a pack of killer teenagers?

---

Ninja'ed!

Orange, Mmm.

[Mob Boss]

Yummm...ice cold OJ with ice.

WYR go on a tropical vacation or a ski resort vacation?



BLAST YOU ALL! Killer teenagers. I wouldn't want to hurt the dogs and out of instinct I would, but I'd love to kick the mess out of other teens. :)

[OrKing]

Haha, Ninja'ed. :P

Tropical Vacation.

WYR be able to dodge bullets or walk through walls?

[Mob Boss]

Walk through walls. I don't knoww about where you live, but we don't really have stray bullets floating around. :P

WYR be able to touch and be mute or unable to touch anyone and speak? (Did that make sense? 0.o)

[OrKing]

I'd rather touch and be mute, I can get whatever the hell Stephen Hawking has. :D

WYR have a cup of coffee or tea right now?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Cup of coffee.

WYR jump into a pool of lava or cyanide?

[Mob Boss]

Lava

WYR be 2ft tall or 8ft tall

[OrKing]

Haha, 8ft.

WYR be raised by wolves or gorillas? :P

[Mob Boss]

Wolves, of course. :D

WYR never be trusted and never let down or always be let down by every person you trusted?


^ I can't make sense of what I was thinking. 0.o

[justinglives]

Never b trusted. Betrayl is evil.

WYR have 1 day 2 live and do/get/have/experience everything in that 24 hours, or live for a month with no guarantee of anything?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Month
Wyr
Be an accountant at a bank or be a school teacher

[OrKing]

School teacher dude, bun looking at numbers all day.

WYR sky dive or bungee hump?

[Chaotic Trickster]

sky dive

WYR have ice cream or chocolate?

[NotAvailable]

Ice Cream

WYR To be rich but miserable or poor but satisfied& happy?

[OrKing]

Poor but satisfied and happy.

WYR Chips (British) or Fries?

[NotAvailable]

Fries

WYR to die in peace and ease but very young , or die suffering but after long life "old"

[Zarakly]

Die old

WYR Die by getting ripped apart and sucked into a black hole or burn by a supernova.

[Mob Boss]

Ripped apart...seems epic.

WYR live on a small boat or in a tree?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Small boat
WYR live in Wyoming selling hamburgers for a living of live in new York selling hot dogs 4 a living

[NotAvailable]

live in new York selling hot dogs 4 a living " cause i love eating hot dogs , so at least i will eat what i love".

WYR to live in a house beside a sea or house with huge gardens with 150 diffrent plants and flowers?

[Chaotic Trickster]

House beside the sea.

Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?

[NotAvailable]

mmmmm , nice one
I think Vampire will suite me more ,

WYR to have a penis but no testicles or to have vagina but no boobs
"that would be the stupidest question i have ever asked "

[DarkHorse4eva]

vagina, no boobs

would u rather have an +8'' penis or size D boobs

[NotAvailable]

+8'' penis .... but i have to make surgery to make it shorter .

WYR to dance with devil or fight with angel?

[DarkHorse4eva]

dance with devil
WYR kick an angel or kiss the devil

[lou lou]

Kiss the Devil

WYR be in a candy eating contest or a ice cream eating contest?

[DarkHorse4eva]

ice cream, im not much for candy

WYR crash on a bike or in a car

[OrKing]

In a car, bike hurts like hell.

WYR live in England or Scotland?

[Chaotic Trickster]

England

WYR come face to face with a tiger or swim close to a shark?

[OrKing]

Come face to face with a tiger, at least I could try to fight it if it attacked me.

WYR get slapped or kissed? :P

[Chaotic Trickster]

Slapped of course.

WYR go cycling or roller blading?

[OrKing]

Cycling, I'm no Bridgette, but me going on roller skates is a tad... Suicidal.

WYR turn the other cheek or take teeth?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Take teeth.

WYR lose your sense of touch or your sense of taste?

[OrKing]

Taste.

WYR eat a dog or cat?

Creepah.

[Chaotic Trickster]

I like cats better than dogs so a dog.

WYR stub your toe or hit your funny bone?

[OrKing]

I asked that question not long ago. :P

Skydiving.

WYR be the worlds most skilled marksman or the worlds most skilled sword fighter?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Marksman
Wyr eat a hole fudgeicle in one bite or drink boiling hot water

[LuciferSam]

Fudgecicle, deffiniely.

WYR be subjected to hours of Justin Beiber at top volume, or have all of your fingers pricked with needles?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Fingers

WYR
Live happy but die at 35, or live unhappy but die at 100

[NotAvailable]

Happy 35 , i mean come on ... even if i'm happy i don't want to live 100 years!

WYR to be buried under the ocean or cremated ?

[Mob Boss]

Cremated and then thrown in the ocean

WYR win your dream car or a cute house?

[NotAvailable]

Dream Car

WYR to have lunch with Barak Obama or Bill Clinton?

[Mob Boss]

Blah...I hate politicians, but Bill Clinton because he's so dumb it's probably entertaining to eat with him. :D

WYR have wings or gills?

[NotAvailable]

Wing

WYR KFC or Subway ?

[Carlsen]

.
subway

.
WYR pannkakor or pizza ?

.

[DarkHorse4eva]

Pannkakor??? Oh pancakes, just saw it look a little danish

I'd say pizza

WYR eat poop or drink pee

[Mob Boss]

Ewwww....pee. Luke told me it cures cancers and disease:P (or I think he did)

WYR have a million bucks or a millions friends

[Chaotic Trickster]

Million bucks.

WYR be executed by firing squad or by electric chair?

[Jimmy Page]

Firing squad,sounds cooler getting shot than electrocuted

WYR get raped by vikings or orcs?

[OrKing]

Vikings... I've already had the Orc's. :(

WYR hug or slap me?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Slap you

WYR swim in shark infested waters or dance on one leg for 10 hrs?

[DarkHorse4eva]

dance

WYR get eaten by piranhas or a shark

[Jimmy Page]

Shark

WYR have your hands or your genitals cut off?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Hands.

WYR have claws or fangs?

[DarkHorse4eva]

claws

WYR be 6'10'' or 3'2''

[Mob Boss]

6'10, I like being taller for a girl.

WYR never have heard music or constantly hear Bieber's music blaring over a loud speaker?

[NotAvailable]

I'd rather to cut my ears than hear one song to JB

WYR having White Tiger or Wolf?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Wolf
Wyr never eat again or never drink again

[Levy]

Never eat again, at least I can live for three months starving to death instead of dehydrating after three days.
Would you rather be a pokemon trainer or a Digidestined?!

[West Coast Sheriff]

Neither
Wyr live in San Francisco under golden gate bridge as hobo or be prostitute in NYC

[Levy]

Prostitute, either way I"m engaged in some form of sex/rape. At least I get paid.

Late show with David Letterman or Jay Leno?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Jl
Wyr make a lot of money but live in ur parents basement ur whole life or be mid-class but own ur own home with ur spouse and kids

[OrKing]

Middle class with own home and wife and kids. I'm lower than middle class now so that would be pretty awesome anyway.

WYR listen to Katy Perry or Hayley Williams/Paramore?

[NotAvailable]

Katy Perry , i really like her .

WYR Talk to Travel to the Moon and meet Alien OR to find an alien at your balcony ?

[NotAvailable]

Katy Perry , i really like her .

WYR Talk to Travel to the Moon and meet Alien OR to find an alien at your balcony ?

I posted it twice , cause no one answered the first time!!

[Haleyzmont]

find an alien on my balcony

WYR see michael jackson or elvis presley?

[Haleyzmont]

find an alien on my balcony

WYR see michael jackson or elvis presley?

[Jess]

Michael Jackson

would you rather play video games or online games

[Chaotic Trickster]

online games

WYR Be burned by a cigarette lighter or be scalded by acid?

[NotAvailable]

Honestly , none

WYR to marry or to be married to someone you love but he /she don't love you back or someone loves you but you don't love him/her back?

[Mob Boss]

Love someone that doesn't love me back.

WYR have to eat only fruit for the rest of your life or only vegetables?

[NotAvailable]

Really??? i mean have you tried this feeling before? , why would you choose that?!

Fruits , specially watermelon.

WYR to visit Paris for 5 days or to Visit Rome for 10 days?

[Haleyzmont]

Paris, its so beautiful.

WYR eat skittles or jelly beans

[Mob Boss]

Rome.

No, never felt it, but I wouldn't want to hurt someone...so, yeah.

WYR go bungee jumping or skydiving?

Ninja'd: Skittles

[NotAvailable]

Jeally beans
i Love jelly beans

WYR to Give 1000000$ "and you already have like 10000000000000000$" to
Cancer charity organization or AIDS charity organization?

[OrKing]

Couldn't decide, I'd split it and give some to both. :P

WYR never listen to music again or never watch another movie?

[Mob Boss]

Never watch another movie.

WYR travel by train or by plane?

[OrKing]

Hmm, depends where I'm going. I do quite like trains though, so, train.

WYR own an Xbox 720 or a PS4?

[justinglives]

Xbox
WYR see your best friend naked (same sex) and mess around till u both came in an explosive orgasms........or see a girlnnaked and have so so intercourse

[OrKing]

Sorry bro, rules state you gotta keep it clean so I can't answer. :P

WYR be thrown inside Left for Dead or Fallout New Vegas as a reality?

[Levy]

Fallout New Vegas.
Silent Hill or Raccoon City?

[OrKing]

Raccoon City - The last time I saw Silent Hill gameplay I was eleven and from what I remember it scared the living hell out of me.

Would you rather take the main characters role in Manhunt or GTA IV?

[Levy]

GTA IV
Would you rather live in Skyrim or the Kanto region?

[OrKing]

I'm not quite sure where Kanto is... Isn't it in Pokemon?

Anyway, Skyrim, I think I'd enjoy it more, ya know, ignoring the fact I might be torn apart by wolves on the way to the local pub.

WYR be an Orc or Nord in any Elder Scroll game?

[Levy]

Orc. I find female orcs to be quite attractive. Nord guards always have an accent that just kills me on the inside.
Would you rather join the Dawngaurd or Volkihar vampires?

[OrKing]

Haha, they sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger to me.

I don't actually know, I haven't played the DLC, or all that much of Skyrim actually. Probably Dawnguard though, I typically RP a "good" guy.

[Chaotic Trickster]

WYR listen to rock or classic music?

[Jess]

classical

WYR have a dorm mate or a room to yourself?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Room 2 myself
Wyr b a senator or a representative of the house

[Chaotic Trickster]

senator

WYR be an unknown but good actor or a well known but bad actor?

[LiamC]

Well known and bad :p

WYR be a foot taller than you are now or a foot shorter?

[Chaotic Trickster]

foot taller

WYR have an embarrassing moment in front of friends or family?

[Mortal Coil]

friends, because I don't have any :P But more importantly, they wouldn't care.

WYR... fail all your classes for one semester but have relaxed parents, or get Bs in every class and have your parents flip shit because they're not As?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Fail all my classes, grades do not concern me.

WYR be a shark or an alligator?

[NotAvailable]

Shark ... they are sharp

WYR to leave someone you like while you still like him/her very much before you get mad on him/her -OR- be with him/her until you get mad on him/her and may be you will eventually hate him/her?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Leave someone you like while you still like him/her very much

WYR be able to control what people would say or hear what people are thinking?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hear what people are thinking

Wyr never speak a gain or never see again

[Chaotic Trickster]

never speak again

WRY buy a newspaper or a magazine?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Newspaper
WYR
B addicted to shrooms and work for apple or b clean and work 4 pizza hut

[NotAvailable]

addicted to shrooms and work for apple
cause i hate the smell of Pizza Hut .

WYR To be a Pharmacist or an Engineer ?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Engineer

WYR be German or Italian?

[NotAvailable]

Niether , i'm proud with my nationality till death - with all respects to Germans and italians-

WYR be a guy or a gurl?

[DarkHorse4eva]

Guy
.WYR learn to talk danish or Chinese

[NotAvailable]

Danish

WYR to have Infiniti FX 50 or Panemera Turbo?

[Chaotic Trickster]

Panemera Turbo

WYR take a punch to the face or a kick in the gut?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Punch to the face
Wyr be a homeless person with a five percent chance of being inherited by a rich guy, or be hitler two years before the end ofWWII

[Chaotic Trickster]

Homeless person with a five percent chance of being inherited.

WYR go back in time or travel into the future?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Future
Wyr rather be attacked by a shark or a tigr

[Chaotic Trickster]

Attacked by a shark.

WYR live by the sea or in a mountainous setting?

[Spock]

sea
WYR listen to rebecca Black for 10 years straight or jump of the Empire state building

[West Coast Sheriff]

Empire state building
Wyr live long and sad or short and happy

[NotAvailable]

short and happy .

WYR be impotent guy or Frigid girl?

[Chaotic Trickster]

impotent guy

WYR buy a product from samsung or apple?

[NotAvailable]

Apple , duh

WYR to visit the Moon or visit Mars?

[Snookers]

Moon.

WYR live alone for the rest of your life or be surrounded by enemies?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Alone

Wyr Obama lose or mitt Romney win

[West Coast Sheriff]

I'm bumping this thread btw. Wyr hear a joke or a scary stoyry?

[Lost in the Echo]

joke


WYR lose all your rep power or be banned?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Lose all my rep power, it's just a pointless number anyways

[Lost in the Echo]

Yeah, I agree. That's the best I could think of though :P

WYR Go a full year without posting in the VT arcade or the puberty forums?

[BrainDamage]

Pube forums... There's some crazy sh!t goin down in there...

WYR call it a vacuum cleaner or pushy sucky

[Cicero]

hey you stole this idea from me :P I had one like this a few months ago :D
Idk what your asking? ohh i think i do now.
a vacuum cleaner

Would you rather...
Fly or turn invisible ?

[BrainDamage]

If I get wings... Fly if not invisible...

[BrainDamage]

WYR say nose blowing or mucus evacuation?

[West Coast Sheriff]

Nose blowing

Wyr run a 5k everyday, or never run a 5k.

[Jess]

Never run a 5k

WYR eat worms or crickets

[Allanon]

Crickets
would you rather live in a library or an arcade?

[Rascaldog24]

Arcade

WYR lick a public door handle or be blind

[Boss...]

I'll take the door.

WYR be 6 forever or die at 23

[Error 404]

Die at 23.

Mhm..^__^

WYR die old but alone, or die young but not alone?

[Zman21]

Die young but not alone

WYR be rich and have no friends or be homeless and have lots of friends

[Error 404]

Be rich and have no friends.

WYR eat human meat, or die from starvation?

[Mob Boss]

Eat Hitler

WYR never be taken serious or always be taken serious?

hey you stole this idea from me I had one like this a few months ago
I got this idea from Alex's diary. She had a thread for it in her diary, but I didn't see one like it in the arcade.

[Error 404]

Good question.
Always be taken serious, it would be more fun.Example: "Cya guys, I'm going to fly with my homemade wings" or...."Look up!There's a cow flying!".

WYR be blind or deaf?

[natedash1]

Blind, I'd hate it, but I listen to a lot of music.

Would you rather have your greatest nightmare haunt you eternally, or Be completely nonexistent?

[Mob Boss]

Have my worst nightmare haunt me. D:

Would you rather the person you love most die or have never known them at all?

[Blitz123]

Never have known them.

Wyr only eat meat or only fruits and vegetables.

[Mob Boss]

Fruits and veggies. :yummy: That's all I can eat anyways. :p

WYR be killed by a crocodile or killed by a shark?

[The LOLer]

I'd RATHER take a gun with me.

WYR Eat a porcupine or a steakknife

[Mob Boss]

Steak knife. D''':
WYR have to wear twenty layers of thick, heavy, black clothes the rest of your life, of have absolutely nothing to wear besides your birthday suit and be nude the rest of your life?

[The LOLer]

Be naked my whole life. Yes I'm weird.
WYR be caught with a dead person in an alley by the cops or without any clothes at school all day.

[Mob Boss]

Nakey at school. :lol:
WYR be in a pool of hungry sharks or room of hungry lions?

[CharlieHorse]

Lions. Lions are easier to calm.
Kidnapped or front line infantry?

[Mob Boss]

Front line infantry.

Wyr light your childhood home on fire or break your legs?

[Synyster Shadows]

break my legs. They would heal, my heart wouldn't

WYR be eaten alive by sharks or burned alive?

[teen.jpg]

This one is pretty simple. User 1 ask a question saying Would You Rather, and User 2 answers, and then posts their own question.

Ex.
User 1: WYR eat raw fish or drink ketchup?
User 2: Eat raw fish. WYR walk on water or fly?
User 3: Fly. WYR ...

You get the idea!

Let me start ... WYE eat fried pidgeon or dolphin hot dogs?

-game already exists. Merged threads. -Emerald Dream

[EliraLupa]

Fried Pigeon, dolphins are too cute and intelligent

Would you rather.... have hands for feet or feet for hands?

[Miserabilia]

damn.. thats tough...
hands for feet
WYR have no hair, or reallylong hair

[teen.jpg]

Really long hair.

WYR lay on a bed of hot stones or a single needle.

[The LOLer]

Needle

WYR skydive without a parachute or fall in a pool of sharks

[Jess]

burned alive

WYR go sky diving or cliff diving

[Twilly F. Sniper]

I'm not sure, I'll just say skydiving.
WYR die slowly and agonizingly by food poisoning or have no family because they all died?

[pjones]

fall in a pool of sharks
WYR do a handstand in heavy traffic at night or kiss your friend's grandfather?

[justinglives]

Ill take the handstand, thank you.

WYR b abducted to an alien planet with no human life forms, or be transformed into a vampire?

[teen.jpg]

VAAAMPIIIIRE!

WYR be single for the rest of your life, or be married with everybody on the planet. And I mean EVERYBODY.

[Synyster Shadows]

how many times must I say it? #foreveralone

WYR be mauled by tigers by stampeded by buffalo?

[jaxian rhyder]

Buffalo
Wyr eat 3 week old egg or sit on a turned on stove

[Melodic]

3 week old egg. It would only be once and I wouldn't have a burn.

Would you rather go to a One Direction concert or a Justin Bieber concert?

[Synyster Shadows]

JB - that's only one guy who, in my eyes, is a disgrace to music, as opposed to five

[Melodic]

Oh really now? One Direction is more awesome than JB. But in that case..


Would you rather date Nicki Minaj or Taylor Swift? Hmm lol

[Synyster Shadows]

you sneaky girl... *narrows eyes*

Nicki. I don't want some lame-ass song about me on the airwaves

WYR drink toxic waste or be forcibly given cocaine?

[Walter Powers]

Eh, be forcibly given cocaine. Some people can survive that.

WYR die by a gallows or drown?

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Drown

W.Y.R smuggle merijuana across the border or maple syrup through an armed track?

[Synyster Shadows]

maple syrup

WYR burn to death or drown?

[Melodic]

Drown



WYE eat rotten apples or sour grapes?

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Sour grapes

W.Y.R eat unicorn faeces or drink unicorn urine?

[Synyster Shadows]

um, drink the urine

WYR be hit by a car or get in a rollover accident

[Melodic]

Rollover accident since it already happened.


WYR be forever alone or date a crazy stalker?

[Conqueror of Hearts]

Forever alone

WYR get drunk or smoke cigarettes?

[Lost in the Echo]

Get drunk. I like getting drunk. I don't like cigarettes at all.

WYR be really fat or really skinny?

[Conqueror of Hearts]

Really skinny

WYR date really skinny or fat person?

[Synyster Shadows]

skinny person

WYR be in a plane crash or a train collision

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

train collision

Lady GaGa or Nicki Minaj

[Melodic]

Lady Gaga


One Direction or The Wanted?

[Brazilianboy]

The Wanted

iOS or Android?

[Synyster Shadows]

iOS - it's what I'm used to

WYR been trapped in a glacier or in a sinkhole?

[Abyssal Echo]

sinkhole

WYR be a bus driver or work at McDonalds