TV/Movie quotes

[Irishboy15]

Just a forum which will hopefully soon allow for a large collection of the greatest TV/Movie quotes, I'll start with a few

The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon
- One cries because one is cry, I cry because others are stupid,, and that makes me sad.

- Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad


Leonard
- Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.


Penny
- *Howard checks his Caller ID*.
Howard: Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight. (answers) Hey, baby...
Penny: His right hand is calling him?


Howard
-Leonard: OK, is everyone clear on the plan?
Howard: Yes, Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away and you're going to die.


The Simpsons

Homer
- Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

- When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

- You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

- Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

- Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

-Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.

- That horse better win, cause if it doesn't then we are taking a trip to the glue factory... And he won't get to come!


Ralph
- Me fail English? That's unpossible.


Ned Flanders
- I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!


Chief Wiggum
- Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.

The more quotes the better :)

[Gandalf]

"I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for those medeling kids!"
~From Scooby Doo.

Mark: (Irish boy) I can't seem to find the Homer Simpson quote where he say's "Brain not makes the words sense make" or something like that, if you see it can you PM me a link please :)

[NotAvailable]

Ralph
- Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I love this one very much , it really sticks to my head

[Desuetude]

Have to do this
Joey - Friends "How you doin'?"

[seanpary]

The most funny movie I watched recently is "the watch". I tell you it’s quotes were hilarious.

The Watch Movie Quotes (http://www.ranker.com/list/the-watch-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes)

[Professional Russian]

Henry Blake: Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?
Radar: Oh, nobody does, sir.
Henry Blake: Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't.

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[to Margaret]
Hawkeye: Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?

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[about Hawkeye and BJ]
Col. Potter: Please excuse these two, they're themselves today.

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Henry Blake: You're always wrong, Frank. That's what's so right about you.

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[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns: We're making real progress.
Hawkeye: I can tell. You have a Korean accent.

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PA System: Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.

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Henry Blake: Frank, whatever it is, just write it down and put it on my desk where I can't find it.

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I have many more too. all from M*A*S*H

[Carlsen]

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I thought I'd explained it clearly before. Bella, I can't live in a world
where you don't exist. - Edward Cullen
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Twilight, New Moon


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[Shark98]

You see, madness as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little- push.
-The Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)

I knew a man who once said "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
-Maximus Decimus Meridius, Gladiator (2000)

Brian: What's this?
Vendor: That's your gun, buy some liquor, get a free gun.
Brian: Is that like a special you have on now or something?
Vendor: Nope, Texas state law. You have a nice day now.
-Family Guy, Episode 15, Season 5

I live in Texas and I found that funny :P

[Mark Jackson]

The joke from the bar in gran torino. Dont wanna write it down cuz its so racist

[Blhhh8980]

Luke, I am your father-Star Wars best quote ever

[DamoMac]

Trailer Park Boys :

Randy (Trailer park supervisor) - "We have a report of some people in the park getting stoned, drunk and high and playing space in the middle of the street"

Ricky - "Yeah, us!"


Nice thread man =).

[Drew5]

Beavis: I do shine my pants.
Butthead: You said douche.

[randomnessqueen]

hugh - pants are an illusion, and so is death

[Machinegun]

"hasta la vista baby"- Terminator
best quote ever

[Green Arrow]

"Dobby never meant to kill, just maine or or seriously injure" - Dobby (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1)

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." - Commissioner Gordon (Batman The Dark Knight)

[OrKing]

Snatch

Avi: Tony.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What?

Avi: Look in the dog.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"

Avi: I mean open him up.

Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

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Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.

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[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.

Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

Tyrone: It was a funny angle.

[All three turn and look back at the truck]

Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

[Snookers]

"You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a— I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor." - Dr House

[Aves]

"Hey. Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something. Not even me. All right? You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period." - Will Smith, Pursuit of Happyness

[Professional Russian]

"Ive eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fich, i cant make love unless im smuthered in gravy and onions"~ Hawkeye M*A*S*H

[Armor_King]

The Room

Johnny: You're lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

Johnny: [walks into flower shop] Hi.
Flower Shop Clerk: Can I help you?
Johnny: Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
Flower Shop Clerk: Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
[grabs bouquet of roses]
Flower Shop Clerk: Here you go.
Johnny: That's me. How much is it?
Flower Shop Clerk: It'll be eighteen dollars.
Johnny: [hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change.
[grabs flowers and pats dog on the counter]
Johnny: Hi, doggy.
Flower Shop Clerk: You're my favorite customer.
Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye!
Flower Shop Clerk: Buh-bye!

Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.
Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Claudette: I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa: Don't worry about it.

Johnny: I'm tired, I'm wasted... I love you, darling!

Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark!


Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?
Johnny: I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.
Mark: What? Did you?
Johnny: [sits down] No, it's not true. Don't even ask. What's new with you?
Mark: I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know. I got a question for you.
Johnny: Yeah?
Mark: You think girls like to cheat like guys do?
Johnny: What makes you say that?
Mark: [gets up] I don't know. I don't know. I'm just... I'm just thinking.
Johnny: I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me.
Mark: Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
[gets up]
Mark: Yeah, you can say that again.
Johnny: I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
Mark: Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky.
Johnny: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
Mark: [pauses, then walks forward] Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I have one already. I don't know yet.
Johnny: Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That's her name?
Mark: Betty? Yeah. Yeah, we don't see each other anymore. You know, she wasn't any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
Johnny: That's too bad. My Lisa's great whenever I get it.
Mark: [sits down] Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're just flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
Johnny: It seems to me that you're the expert, Mark.
[sits down]
Mark: No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny.

Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.
Michelle: Me too!

Johnny: They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.

Denny: I owe him some money.
Lisa: What kind of money?
Denny: I owe him some money!
Lisa: What kind of money?
Denny: Everything is okay! He's gone!
Claudette: Everything is not okay. Denny, that is a dangerous man!
Denny: Calm down! He's going to jail!
Lisa: Denny, what kind of money? Just tell me!
Claudette: What do you need money for?
Lisa: Mom, please! Denny is with me and Johnny!
Claudette: A man like that! With a gun! My god!

Johnny: Let's go eat, hah?

Johnny: If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.

Johnny: The barbecue chicken was delicious, rice.

[Princess Ariel]

The Big Bang Theory:
-Sheldon : Bazinga

-Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

-Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

-Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
-Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

-Sheldon: I made tea.
-Leonard: I don't want tea.
-Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
-Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
-Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
-Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
-Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

[Lorraine]

The Dark Knight Rises: "What a lovely, lovely voice!" -Bane

[TheMasterRassilon]

Im the Doctor and I can save the world with a kettle and some string and hey! Look at me! Im wearing a vegetable!"

The Tenth Doctor in Doctor Who

[Sky Flower]

Doctor Who: "The horses name is Susan and he asks that you respect his life choices"

[Silicate Wielder]

When the land overflows with a million apes the moon shall become hell's messenger

Its kind of a mysterious and weird quote.

[OrKing]

Bob 1: "It's getting tough out there Bob."
Bob 2: "You can say that again Bob."
Bob 1: "It's getting tough out there Bob."
Bob 2: "Never mind Bob."

- Mean Machine

[BrassMonkey]

Madea Movies - Uncle Joe: "They don't know us! We're Baptists, we'll tear this place up!"

The Hangover - Mr. Chow: "TooDaloo MotherFuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

[Sleepy Raisin]

Date Night:
Claire: "Help! Kitchen people!!"

Claire: "Ohh, looks like someone caught the pervets eye!"

30 Rock:
Jenna: "Im to good for crap like this, like when i sang at childrens hospital."

Paul: "I may have a dress, and a wig, and a gynecologist, but I am the man."

Liz: "What Bill O'Rielly erotic novel are you living in?"

[Danny_boi 16]

"... Because I'm Batman..."

[deadpie]

Minister: Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. And even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but it doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along. Something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I've felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I've been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.

Millicent Weems: What was once before you - an exciting, mysterious future - is now behind you. Lived; understood; disappointing. You realize you are not special. You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it. This is everyone's experience. Every single one. The specifics hardly matter. Everyone's everyone. So you are Adele, Hazel, Claire, Olive. You are Ellen. All her meager sadnesses are yours; all her loneliness; the gray, straw-like hair; her red raw hands. It's yours. It is time for you to understand this.
Millicent Weems: Walk.
Millicent Weems: As the people who adore you stop adoring you; as they die; as they move on; as you shed them; as you shed your beauty; your youth; as the world forgets you; as you recognize your transience; as you begin to lose your characteristics one by one; as you learn there is no-one watching you, and there never was, you think only about driving - not coming from any place; not arriving any place. Just driving, counting off time. Now you are here, at 7:43. Now you are here, at 7:44. Now you are...
Millicent Weems: Gone.

Caden Cotard: All right, I'm not excusing myself from this either. I will have someone play me, to delve into the murky, cowardly depths of my lonely, fucked-up being. And he'll get notes too, and those notes will correspond to the notes I truly receive every day from my god! Get to work!

Hazel: The end is built into the beginning.

"Synecdoche, New York"

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Grace: There's a family with kids. Do the kids and make the mother watch. Tell her you'll stop if she can hold back her tears. I *owe* her that.

Dogville

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Patrick Bateman: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Patrick Bateman: There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Patrick Bateman: [to drycleaner] If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.

Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Patrick Bateman: I think, um, Evelyn that, uh, we've lost touch.
Evelyn Williams: Why? What's wrong?
Patrick Bateman: My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

American Psycho
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Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Tyler Durden: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Narrator: When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.

Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

[while burning the Narrator's hand with lye]
Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

Narrator: And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.

Fight Club

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Sophie: You shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth.

Louise: How did you get here?
Johnny: Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.

Johnny: You think you can recapture your youth by fucking it? You don't want to fuck me. You'll catch something cruel.

Johnny: No matter how many books you read, there is something in this world that you never ever ever ever ever fucking understand.

Johnny: You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs. And humanity is just a cracked egg. And the omelet stinks.

Louise: What are you doing here? You look like shit.
Johnny: I'm just tryin' to blend in with the surroundings.

Johnny: Have you ever thought, right, but you don't know, but you may have already lived the happiest day in your whole fuckin' life and all you have left to look forward to is fuckin' sickness and purgatory?
Sophie: Oh, shit. I just live from day to day.
Johnny: I tend to skip a day now and again, if you know what I mean.

Johnny: What if God just put us here for his own entertainment? That's all we are - just something for him to have a bit of a laugh at?

Johnny: Has nobody not told you, Brian, that you've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with the future? I wouldn't even mind, but you don't even have a fuckin' future, I don't have a future. Nobody has a future. The party's over. Take a look around you man, it's all breaking up. Are you not familiar with the book of Revelations of St. John, the final book of the Bible prophesying the apocalypse?... He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to buy or sell unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast, or the number of his name, and the number of the beast is 6-6-6... What can such a specific prophecy mean? What is the mark? Well the mark, Brian, is the barcode, the ubiquitous barcode that you'll find on every bog roll and packet of johnnies and every poxy pork pie, and every fuckin' barcode is divided into two parts by three markers, and those three markers are always represented by the number 6. 6-6-6! Now what does it say? No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark. And now what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society, what they're planning to do, what they've already tested on the American troops, they're going to subcutaneously laser tattoo that mark onto your right hand, or onto your forehead. They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact! In the same book of Revelations when the seven seals are broken open on the day of judgment and the seven angels blow the trumpets, when the third angel blows her bugle, wormwood will fall from the sky, wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters and a third part of all the land and many many many people will die! Now do you know what the Russian translation for wormwood is?... Chernobyl! Fact. On August the 18th, 1999, the planets of our solar system are gonna line up into the shape of a cross... They're gonna line up in the signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, and Scorpio, which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the apocalypse, as mentioned in the book of Daniel, another fuckin' fact! Do you want me to go on? The end of the world is nigh, Brian, the game is up!
Brian: I don't believe that. Life can't just come to a stop.
Johnny: All right, I'm not saying that life will end or the world will end, or the universe will cease to exist. But man will cease to exist! Just like the dinosaurs passed into extinction, the same thing will happen to us! We're not fuckin' important! We're just a crap idea!

Naked

[Sleepy Raisin]

"... Because I'm Batman..."

Yup, you just made my week! :D haha

Whose Line Is It Anyway
Colin Mochrie: I need a hammer.
Ryan Stiles: I knew he needed a hammer. He also needed a couple of nails and a good screw.

Greg Proops: In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper.

Drew Carey: [scenes from a hat] Difficult questions for mommy to answer.
Wayne Brady: Mommy, how come no one looks like me on "Friends"?
Colin Mochrie: Mommy, how come no one looks like *me* on "Friends"?
Drew Carey: If you weren't listening, I said difficult questions!
Colin Mochrie: I'm adorable.

Ryan Stiles: Damn rolling black-outs!
[Wayne starts to roll on floor]
Ryan Stiles: No, not that kind.

[OrKing]

Baby O: [Referring to Garland Greene] What's wrong with him?
Cameron Poe: My first thought would be... a lot.

["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]
Garland Greene: Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Little Girl: Are you sick?
Garland Greene: Why do you ask?
Little Girl: You look sick.
Garland Greene: I am sick.
Little Girl: Do you take medicine?
Garland Greene: There is no medicine for what I have.

Guard Falzon: It smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Pinball: He told me he loved me.

Cameron Poe: [taking daughter's picture back] Told you I'd get that back.
Guard Falzon: Fuck you, trailer trash!
Cameron Poe: Hey! My mama lives in a trailer!

Cameron Poe: [after killing Bedlam in self-defense, looking disappointed at Bedlam's corpse] Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

- Con Air

[May_Star]

From 10 Things I Hate About You:

Kat Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

[OrKing]

"The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."

- V, V for Vendetta.

[xXl0sth0peXx]

Boo, you whore.

'Nuf said.

[Fractured Silhouette]

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

-Monty Python, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[LouBerry]

"After all this time?"

''Always."

[The Mockingjay]

"The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?"

A quote from the Game of Thrones legend, Tyrion Lannister :P

[Pittfan43]

"To Infinity And Beyond!"
-Buzz Lightyear
"Yippee ki ay motherfucker"
-Bruce Willis
"This is a do-what-I-want-and-get-away-with-it badge..."
-The guy from Transformers whose name I forget.
"May the Force be with you"
-Luke Skywalker
"Blast! Damn you!"
-Stewie Griffin

[catw]

Why so serious?- The Joker

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!- The Italian Job

[Harry Smith]

'my name's Chandler,could I BE wearing anymore clothes'
Joey Tribbiani, FRIENDS

[Allanon]

Just Shoot Me:
"I just wonder how long it will take nina to drink the rest of the raisin bran."
Nina likes her whiskey

[Yonkers]

Possibly one of my favourite movie quotes ever has to be from American Psycho..:

"Look at that subtle off-white colouring; the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my God, it even has a watermark"
-Patrick Bateman

It completely sums up the film. Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIvd3zzu4Y) the scene.

My second favourite (featured in my signature) is from Donnie Darko:
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Donnie: "(Frank,) why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"

Frank the Bunny: Why do you wear that stupid man suit?"
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It creeps the hell out of me.

[Ryhanna]

Some of my favourite quotes from 30 Rock:

LIZ: Maybe I'm a little old fashioned. I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not one of those over-sexed New York nympho like those sluts on.. Everybody Loves Raymond.

LIZ: Usually everyone around here makes me feel like Hitler, but today I feel like Hitler in Germany.

ANGIE: As you know, my single, "My Single is Dropping" is dropping.
LIZ: What?
ANGIE: My single is called "My Single is Dropping" and it's dropping.

JENNA: A drinking contest? What am I, 12 and at my boyfriends frat party?

ELISA: You overanalyse everything with your big head.
JACK: Well, you have big boobs!
ELISA: WHICH YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH AGAIN
JACK: This conversation has taken an unfortunate turn.

JENNA: Kenneth, you know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.

[StorageWars101]

TV: The Jeff Dunham Show

Achmed- "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU"

Movie: Gone with the Wind

Rhett: "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

[Boss...]

A few good men, "you want the truth, you can't handle the truth!"

Dirty Harry, "you felling lucky, punk"

Forest Gump, "Run, Forest, run!"

Blues Brothers, "I'm on a mission from God"

[Aajj333]

Batman Begins

Drug Dealear- I swear to god
Batman- SWEAR TO ME!!!!!!!!

[Person_Of_Interest]

The Walking Dead:

Hershel:
"God said he'd raise the dead; I guess he had something else in mind."
Michonne:
"I don't trust him."
Lol, that's pretty much all she's said the entire season
Rick:
"Awwww nooooooooo! Noooo noooo nooooo! Awwww noooooo!"
When lori (his wife) died
Lori:
"Ohh the baby's coming" ---- Zombies come around the corner of the hall
The Governer:
"Welcome to Woodbury. You're not prisoners here; You're guests."

I forget other stuff people said

[Texas warrior]

"GO TO HELL YOU DAMN KINKY SEAL"!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Girls Bravo

[DerBear]

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light~Albus Dumbledore

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[AlienMan]

Arrested Development

Tobias:
- "(on tape) Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."
- "(on tape) Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can."
- "(on tape) I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.
- "Tobias, you blowhard! (Chuckles)"
- You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, okay, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead! (short pause) I'm sorry. That was 100% inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely. I'm ... oh.