Jerking off

[avg-nortan]

Im just wondering if you jerk off in your bed what do you do about ur cum wont it get all over the sheets and stuff?

[Gumleaf]

yes it will get over the sheets and stuff. maybe you could find an old towel or something similar to cum on and then sneak it into the wash at an appropriate time afterwards.

[Crazysam]

my friend let me introduce you to toilet paper! :D

Just get 5 or six sheets (depends on how much you ejaculate) fold them over and place it on your hand then well make sure it cathces it ;)

[Gumleaf]

my friend let me introduce you to toilet paper! :D

Just get 5 or six sheets (depends on how much you ejaculate) fold them over and place it on your hand then well make sure it cathces it ;)

good idea. easier to get rid of then a towel. i think i might try that as well.

[Gavin]

yeah thats what i do instead of geting cum all over the new clean sheets

[Silverfist64]

i used to use a towel but then i switched to toilet paper. Alot easier to get rid of.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

All you guys say to use toilet paper (as an alternative to a towel or the bed sheets) but I think Kleenex is much better. Toilet paper is much weaker, and tends to "stick" to... certain places. I mean, it's easy to remove, but there's none of that hassle with tissues (does anyone else have this problem with toilet paper? If so, switch to Kleenex! :D ).

[Unknown_kid]

kleenex is not good to flush down the toliet.

i use toilet paper also.

[weber]

I use toilet paper too, but make sure not to push it too much against your dick cause it will get stucked to it, and it a pain in the ass to get rid of it afterwards.

[Unknown_kid]

lol yea, so true.

[Gavin]

otherwise it will be abit difficult to get it of your penis

[tripletsrule]

i use toilet paper and i have never had a problem with it sticking.

[MoveAlong]

Im just wondering if you jerk off in your bed what do you do about ur cum wont it get all over the sheets and stuff?

Yeah, that can happen, especially if you shoot! I cum on my belly and clean it up with a tissue. I hardly get any on my bed, and I don't clean the little bit that's there because it's just like drool...it'll dry quickly and I have my sheets washed every week/few weeks

[Unknown_kid]

this is such a funny topic.

[MoveAlong]

this is such a funny topic.

How does this contribute to the thread? Don't post things like "this is a funny topic" or "lol, ok" in threads because it's just pointless and can get the thread off topic.

[Maverick]

How does this contribute to the thread? Don't post things like "this is a funny topic" or "lol, ok" in threads because it's just pointless and can get the thread off topic.
I agree.

[dannyley]

yer, i get it all over my sheets, heres a gross secret, i kinda use that days boxers to 'catch it' its effective, and when u put it in the wash, nowt suspicious like loads bog roll

to much info?

[jdude]

i use a tissue or toilet paper its easy
:)

[Crazysam]

Guys shouldn't we close this thread now? I already explained to him a solution and several other people have...

[weber]

Guys shouldn't we close this thread now? I already explained to him a solution and several other people have...

true... but that is up to the mods

[Maverick]

There's nothing wrong. Let it be.

[jdude]

ok anthony

[Camazotz]

I dont masturbate in bed, but I would use a plastic baggy(small). Just throw out in a garbage(I would place under some other garbage so family dont see)

[marty]

well, i don't masturbate in my bed. (tho i do jack of) BUT! if i did and it did get on the sheets, and someone found it (i think this is what you getting at right?)
then i would just say it was a wet dream, chances are the people who find it are your parents and they would be very understanding, they probably would assume it to be a wet dream without even talking to you, so as to prevent awkwardness

[MrHappy]

i used old clothes, but they kept getting stained and i thought some one would notice. i didnt mean it once, but i coverd my place with tissues, but they moved out of way once i orgasmed and i got stuff all over my blanket sheets and myself. it felt good though.

[dannyley]

well, i don't masturbate in my bed. (tho i do jack of) BUT! if i did and it did get on the sheets, and someone found it (i think this is what you getting at right?)
then i would just say it was a wet dream, chances are the people who find it are your parents and they would be very understanding, they probably would assume it to be a wet dream without even talking to you, so as to prevent awkwardness

you dont masterbate but you jack off, theyre the same thing

if someone found it on mine, i would probably get the 'talk'regardless

[marty]

you dont masterbate but you jack off, theyre the same thing
oh woops, i meant that i dont jack off IN BED but i do so elsewhere

[Mkness]

Haha, I just find this thread AFTER i masturbate.. and get it on my sheets.
Stilll great help.

[dannyley]

well just skoop it with something, socks, tissues if u feel that way ur hands then wash them

[heartagram72]

wrap tissue or toilet paper ( i choose tissue) around ur penis. not the bas, but just where it starts.

[Malcolm Tucker]

wrap tissue or toilet paper ( i choose tissue) around ur penis. not the bas, but just where it starts.

yup thats exactly my way :D:yes::P:P;)

[Maverick]

yup thats exactly my way :D:yes::P:P;)
This wasn't necessary to bump. The question has been answered. Check dates of threads and use judgment to see if it's worth bumping. Thanks.