the What Would happen If (WWI) game!

[Silicate Wielder]

the rules are simple, answer the above user's WWHI then ask something that starts with "What would happen if" or "WWHI" then add on what you want.
i.e:
"Steve:What would happen if the sky was made of chocolate?"
"Bob: I would eat it."

I'll go first

WWHI the earth ran out of cheese

[OrKing]

I would commit suicide. I cannot live without thee precious cheese.

WWHI all the worlds water turned into chocolate milk.

[Dake]

well nothing i wouldn't eat it cuz will give me fat

WWHI if the world attacked by the aliens? (call dexter :D)

[Foamy]

We'd all die

Wwhi I were a human instead of a squirrel?

[Silicate Wielder]

Wpuld be a normal, sane person.

wwhi school was only 1 day long then you whent to college for another day and got to live at home with no school untill you were 18