Funny or Wierd Stories

[Meh Guy]

Go ahead! Post your funny, wacky or just plain wierd sex, or relationship stories here.
I will start us off:D

More of an embarassing one.

I was 14, a virgin at the time, dating this really hot girl(who is still my gf<---in my avatar photo) for i think it was 7 months then. Her parents were out for that night and we were all alone. So we went to her room and started making out. One thing led to another and we started having sex. After a while, we heard a noise. I put y clothes on and walked outof the room, only to see her dad, trying to whack me with a golf club. He missed, threw it down, and grabbed me the arms and asked me what I was doing to his daugter(thinking abuse beacause she moaned a LOT) So I had the very nice experience of telling him that we were only having sex. Great way to meet the parents(3rd time seeing them). He actually was cool with it, I mean like in a "my daughter is finally with someone who loves her" kind of way. Needless to say her mom freaked and told us how 14 year olds are too young. So, from then on, we went to my house and I used a condom. Now that was about 1 1/2 years ago. Her parents and I have forgotten about it and they are very happy to see their daughter happy.

[Sol90]

Wow! Shocking how the dad is ok with that! Just don't have kids!

[Quercus]

I got a good one similiar to the OPs post.

Last winter my ex and i went to her bestfriends house (my current gf) before going to a party i was hosting. Well i walk in the door and my current gfs step dad springs off the couch and is all up in my face threatening to beat the shit out of me. And then two months later im dating his step daughter. But now he acts like hes my best friend and wants to hang out and do stuff haha. Quite funny

[Jimmy Page]

My first bf(may he rest in peace) had a thing for embarrassing me and practical jokes,so this one time he went to the reception at a mall and made them call me (apparently his dad) up on the speakers,damn I was red as a tomato when I went to pick him up,and the stares we got from those guys working there....
and another time I teased him a lot for something(can't remember what) when he suddenly slapped me in the middle of the street,yelled "you bastard!you gave me aids!!!!" And then walked away
good times ^^

[DerBear]

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