what the fork!!

[bigfoot]

If there is an alternate world where spoons and forks exist intstead of men and women, that had bathrooms that had a picture of a spoon for the mens bathroom and a fork for the womens, where would a spork go to the bathroom? I wonder...
Have you ever pondered this topic?

[Mortal Coil]

...erm, I can't say I have pondered this topic. I suppose you should ask some transgender and transsexual people about that. My answer would be, whichever bathroom the spork wants, because it is a strong, independent black spork who don't need no.....
eh, I'm getting carried away...

[bigfoot]

...erm, I can't say I have pondered this topic. I suppose you should ask some transgender and transsexual people about that. My answer would be, whichever bathroom the spork wants, because it is a strong, independent black spork who don't need no.....
eh, I'm getting carried away...

hahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! you might have gotten a tad bit carried away...

[Iron Man]

If a spork is Lady Gaga in our world, then wherever the fuck she/he wants to go to the bathroom. In a toilet, in a sink, on the President's sandwich...wherever.

[Fractured Silhouette]

It wouldn't need to go to the toilet, it's a spork. Which raises the question; why in this land of spoons and forks they have bathrooms in the first place? They have no need to go to the toilet, they don't have a digestive system. Even if they did, where would they pee from? What would they pee? How would they eat? What would they eat? How would they move without legs? How would they open doors without arms? Even if we were to assume that they could somehow manage to get to a toilet and excrete waste, would they pee into a normal toilet, or a specially made toilet for forks and spoons? How do we know that spoons and forks don't use the same method of excreting waste? If they do, why is there a need to have separate toilets? Do these spoons and forks feel embarrassment? Do they have a subconscious at all? What's stopping them from just peeing where they stand? Who built the toilets? Did they form a society? If so, how?

Jesus, it's like this hasn't been thought through at all. There are so many things to question about this alternate plain of existence, that we do not need to get into a sporks role in this world of strangeness. Think about these things first before you start making threads about a sporks bathroom politics.

[Shark98]

You sir intrigue me for having the mind to create this interesting question.
If I was the spork, I would just go on their floor for not having a specific restroom for me

[Gaybaby94]

I would answer, but here's my thing, try to realize the truth: there is no spoon. Or forks. (end cheesy Matrix reference). But anyways, it would be up to the spork to choose. I don't think they should have a restroom all to theirselves because that would be discrimination. It's up to him/her/it.

[Heavyrain4life]

If there is an alternate world where spoons and forks exist intstead of men and women, that had bathrooms that had a picture of a spoon for the mens bathroom and a fork for the womens, where would a spork go to the bathroom? I wonder...
Have you ever pondered this topic?

Actually, the spoon would be the womens bathroom.

It wouldn't need to go to the toilet, it's a spork. Which raises the question; why in this land of spoons and forks they have bathrooms in the first place? They have no need to go to the toilet, they don't have a digestive system. Even if they did, where would they pee from? What would they pee? How would they eat? What would they eat? How would they move without legs? How would they open doors without arms? Even if we were to assume that they could somehow manage to get to a toilet and excrete waste, would they pee into a normal toilet, or a specially made toilet for forks and spoons? How do we know that spoons and forks don't use the same method of excreting waste? If they do, why is there a need to have separate toilets? Do these spoons and forks feel embarrassment? Do they have a subconscious at all? What's stopping them from just peeing where they stand? Who built the toilets? Did they form a society? If so, how?

Jesus, it's like this hasn't been thought through at all. There are so many things to question about this alternate plain of existence, that we do not need to get into a sporks role in this world of strangeness. Think about these things first before you start making threads about a sporks bathroom politics.

And you missed the point completely. Its a question about transgenders, not spoons and forks.

[LikeAJay]

fork male spoon lady

[Erasmus]

The spork should go wherever it wants to...

[Fractured Silhouette]

And you missed the point completely. Its a question about transgenders, not spoons and forks.

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You sir have also missed the point...

*SARCASM* HINT HINT

I didn't answer the question because it's stupid, why not just ask what toilets transgenders go to? Why make up this whole spork metaphor, my point is, that it is completely pointless.

[Heavyrain4life]

@ Cynical Enigma

People have their own way of asking questions. Is it bad that I respect that? And if you think its completely pointless, why leave a long post?

[Sugaree]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Mhy-axn-nuw/T_Zw8FOjajI/AAAAAAAAAUI/1UuFqIOFZzQ/s1600/dude_what.png

[Puma_concolor]

We are so on the same page. The more important question is how they get it on? Are trannys called sporks?

My mind is full of fuck, I need a Coke.

[Abigballofdust]

A spork is an abomination and should be stoned to death. I am your lord, the Ladle.
-Cold Entrees 12:5.

[Heavyrain4life]

A spork is an abomination and should be stoned to death. I am your lord, the Ladle.
-Cold Entrees 12:5.

Lolololololol religion jokes.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Idk. The bushes? *throws up all of yesterday's food*

[Carlsen]

If there is an alternate world where spoons and forks exist intstead of men and women, that had bathrooms that had a picture of a spoon for the mens bathroom and a fork for the womens, where would a spork go to the bathroom? I wonder...
Have you ever pondered this topic?

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ju, a spork can go to any bathroom.



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[Sleepy Raisin]

A spork is an abomination and should be stoned to death. I am your lord, the Ladle.
-Cold Entrees 12:5.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was like THE best thing i've heard all day!!

[Gazmo]

depends if the spork wanted to considered a spoon or a fork, though the spork must have a lot of courage to go through that kind of decision ;)

[Magus]

Just make it into one bathroom and be over with it!

[Levy]

The spork goes where the spork wants, because, the spork is more than the fork and spoon ever were. All hail the spork.

[Thepolice5291]

Depends if the spork was born a spooon or fork, If it was born a spoon go into the spoon bathroom if it was a fork go into the fork bathroom, But Why Would The Spork want to be a spork and not what it was born?

[Noxail]

Good god people. You do realize you're arguing over the restroom habits of silverware? :rolleyes: *sigh*

[Abigballofdust]

Good god people. You do realize you're arguing over the restroom habits of silverware? :rolleyes: *sigh*

Sorry, in OP's name, for trying to be creative. We'll go back to arguing about whether homosexuals will go to hell and whether liking gay porn makes me gay because im strait and i like girls but only cum on boys... :yeah:
Or better, we should open yet an other abortion thread. Those are usually quite successful.

[Thunderstorm]

You must be really bored and have a lot of time on your hands to ponder this stuff...honestly the last thing I need to think about it. Why not let food have legs and arms while your at it?