How do I get it back!?

[ghouse]

The other day, I was masturbating and my father exploded, and took away my vaseline jelly, because I stained everything. How do I get it back, i need it.

[jdude]

why do you need it i jack off with no lube it doesnt really matter and why did he explode did he catch you doing it?
what happened?

[ghouse]

because I stained the hell out of everything!

[Serenity]

You could just buy more vaseline....

And just try to be a little more careful. The key to secrecy and subtlety is to not leave evidence.....just sayin ;)

[Archduke Robert of France]

I thought the boys puberty forum was only was boys. Anyways, you could just use Crisco (or so I've heard)/.

[Serenity]

I thought the boys puberty forum was only was boys. Anyways, you could just use Crisco (or so I've heard)/.

Only for boys' questions- girls can still contribute. Just like guys answer questions in Girls Puberty.

[MoveAlong]

If you're staining everything, then you need to find some other way to masturbate :P You can try hand lotion as an alternative to Vaseline, although I think you should stop staining stuff :P

Val's right - it's not boy's only, girls can contribute to (same thing with girl's puberty)

[jjmcray]

Well, sometimes, when I masturbate, I wrap a tissue around my penis, so that way when I cum, the tissue absorbs it all and there is no mess to be made.

[underoath12192]

hei don't use any lube and i still enjoy masterbation as much as any other guy i know. but like MoveAlong said, there's a lot of other lubes out there that arent as messy.

[saintersin2007]

yer, try either dry or something that doesnt stain

[1234]

I think dry is actually really fine, in fact, it feels great, I've never done it any other way except in the shower I tried shampoo...it hurt lol.

[Glasgow]

Lol, heres what you do. Go to your local health store, buy another tub or Vaseline. Go home and proceed to masturbate with it, keep it near by and make sure to only touch your penis with it. And your hands of course, when your done gently make your way into the bathroom and clean it all off with a kleenex. Flush the kleenex down the toilet when done and presto. Stain free masturbating :D

[MrJK]

Haha quality you messy kiddy, i find these kind of threads disturbin, about boys cummin etc etc :eek:

[Serenity]

Haha quality you messy kiddy, i find these kind of threads disturbin, about boys cummin etc etc :eek:

That was a rather unecessary post, don't you think? Not all of us are disturbed by normal people asking for help with normal problems that other people are maybe intimidated by....short version: don't post unless you're contributing, please and thanks, it keeps the forums happy for all of us :yes:

[Maverick]

That was a rather unecessary post, don't you think? Not all of us are disturbed by normal people asking for help with normal problems that other people are maybe intimidated by....short version: don't post unless you're contributing, please and thanks, it keeps the forums happy for all of us :yes:
Ditto.

[Flooned]

Well, sometimes, when I masturbate, I wrap a tissue around my penis, so that way when I cum, the tissue absorbs it all and there is no mess to be made.


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exactly what i do....works well too.