View Full Version : Do you get morning wood
PinkFloyd
November 2nd, 2012, 09:08 PM
Yeah at a sleepover.... with mostly girls.... sleeping next to me :D
skyforever8
November 2nd, 2012, 09:59 PM
Almost everyday
Shady-Elite
November 2nd, 2012, 10:36 PM
Ocassionally
Prettylittlepuppy
November 2nd, 2012, 11:36 PM
Throbbing hard-ons, lol.... It is like a tent in my pants. Yet, they go away quickly
NSoKShannon
November 2nd, 2012, 11:38 PM
I get them sometimes. Usually no, probably cause I j/o late at night
Jaseeee
November 4th, 2012, 12:02 PM
Yeah sometimes :)
Shining Star
November 11th, 2012, 08:45 PM
every day 7 days a week 365 lol
Haha my answer exactly :)
Goldenaxe2.0
November 11th, 2012, 09:41 PM
Yeah
cashyy
November 11th, 2012, 09:55 PM
Every single day -__-
Terrell613091
November 11th, 2012, 11:37 PM
Every damn day
Elmo101
November 11th, 2012, 11:39 PM
Most days, yes.
djt55
November 12th, 2012, 02:18 PM
Sometimes, not that much tho
maxx14
November 12th, 2012, 06:01 PM
not that much anymore but i used to all the time when i was like 13 :P
Thomas01
November 12th, 2012, 07:31 PM
Maybe only once
MrJoel
November 12th, 2012, 07:33 PM
Not really
frothinsam
November 12th, 2012, 07:37 PM
yep every now and again
Tinker
November 12th, 2012, 08:43 PM
every day
jordan0117
November 12th, 2012, 08:45 PM
Yup every morning.
biboy16
November 12th, 2012, 08:49 PM
Who doesn't? Haha I wake up hard as a rock most mornings
me too lol.
jordan0117
November 12th, 2012, 08:49 PM
7 days a week 365 days a year lol 😜
teen.jpg
November 13th, 2012, 12:50 AM
Almost every day ..
ckou
November 13th, 2012, 12:59 AM
Every morning
Lost in the Echo
November 13th, 2012, 01:00 AM
I do occasionally, but not nearly as often as I used to.
yankeefan
November 19th, 2012, 06:33 AM
sometimes but not all the time
Felimenta97
November 19th, 2012, 08:16 AM
Half of the week, yes...
appel1234
November 19th, 2012, 11:55 AM
every morning
ItsJustJack
November 19th, 2012, 12:04 PM
yeah pretty much every day lol..... =D
disckjokeyman
November 19th, 2012, 01:17 PM
most of the mornings
ntc05
November 19th, 2012, 03:14 PM
Yea every morning..i don't even notice anymore its so normal..
bus730
November 19th, 2012, 04:03 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GuillaumeBordeaux
November 19th, 2012, 06:02 PM
Everyday, without fail.
airjordan97
November 19th, 2012, 08:23 PM
Every single morning
AussieWog97
November 19th, 2012, 09:06 PM
Most days... It's normal
Allanon
November 19th, 2012, 09:10 PM
Isn't it a fact of life??I mean, who doesn't?LOL
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harsh
November 19th, 2012, 11:41 PM
pretty much every day but it depends on how much work i had the day before
crashing
November 23rd, 2012, 09:44 AM
every morning. its like the sun...I can always depend on it
dingo006
November 23rd, 2012, 11:59 AM
Most days, im kinda proud of it.
Thekiid031
November 23rd, 2012, 12:50 PM
Hell yeah it's soo annoying but I just pee and it goes down
Howareyou
November 23rd, 2012, 03:08 PM
Almost every morning
Slim Jimmy
November 23rd, 2012, 03:25 PM
yup every day
foxtrotalpha
December 3rd, 2012, 12:16 PM
Yeah :/
6/7 days a week D:
AZCowboy
December 3rd, 2012, 12:50 PM
i have noticed if you jerk the night before you wont have a morning wood
I will dispute this one. I jack off sometimes before I go to sleep at night and I still wake up in the morning hard as a rock with my boxers looking like a massive circus tent.
Swagging god
December 3rd, 2012, 12:51 PM
yep everyday
biboy_
December 3rd, 2012, 01:12 PM
Yes every morning
spanking the monkey
December 3rd, 2012, 01:39 PM
everyday I cant wank cus my dad gets me out of bed so I wank in the bath and eat the cum. yum yum lol
Liam606
December 3rd, 2012, 01:50 PM
Depends if jacked off last 4-5days or not
ChickenCasseroleYum
December 3rd, 2012, 02:00 PM
yes. Sometimes. It's very annoying.
nickyc
December 3rd, 2012, 03:54 PM
Everyday... I just take care of it
KrazyBoi95
December 3rd, 2012, 05:27 PM
Yepp, i wake up with one every single day of the year..But it is very easy for me to make it go away :P XD
trystan10
December 3rd, 2012, 06:51 PM
Yeaa practically every morning hahaha
Matt-_-
December 3rd, 2012, 07:22 PM
pretty often not everyday though
codyF13
December 6th, 2012, 01:25 PM
Hell yeah! Every morning!:D
chrisawesome
December 6th, 2012, 11:42 PM
Almost every night I jack off before going to sleep. I sleep naked and my cock rubs against the sheets, giving me a boner every morning. When I wake up on my back I have a cum filled steel skycraper ready to explode. I usually wake up before ejaculating then I blast it all over my chest and mouth. When im through I walk in the shower to clean it up, then I get ready for the day. Sometimes its long and hard enough for me to do it again.
Ctnc920
December 7th, 2012, 12:11 AM
Happens everyday like every other guy
Jack1245
December 7th, 2012, 12:21 AM
Most mornings, but it's not that hard, it's like, halfway there.
mynameisJ
December 7th, 2012, 03:17 AM
I recently got morning wood almost every morning. What I did is I j/o the night before. If I forget to, I have to do a quickie in the morning hahaha.
nickyc
December 7th, 2012, 03:24 AM
I do both :lol:
chesterboom
December 7th, 2012, 09:38 AM
I think I get it like Every single day. LOL
gig-guy
December 7th, 2012, 03:20 PM
of course i do...
Gymrat17
December 7th, 2012, 03:35 PM
I did a lot when I was younger but not so much now.
Skyline
December 7th, 2012, 05:26 PM
Almost everyday!
Arsenalfan123
December 7th, 2012, 05:51 PM
Yes !!!
Franklin
December 11th, 2012, 08:29 AM
Every morning :D
Troy35216
December 11th, 2012, 10:44 AM
duh. lol it goes away after a few minutes or after i pee
cowboys1
December 11th, 2012, 12:51 PM
Yup every morning. Sometimes I jack off but otherwise I just let it go down
Durakito
December 11th, 2012, 01:12 PM
Most of the time :yeah:
Tyler97
December 11th, 2012, 06:32 PM
I get it most days, I asked my dad who's 40 years old and he says he still get's it, but not daily.
alexkun
December 14th, 2012, 12:34 AM
yeah, sometimes :)
lukey1994
December 14th, 2012, 12:54 AM
pretty often... it goes soft after i peed lol
Avamis
December 14th, 2012, 01:49 AM
Yea lol I pee and it gone
bieloruso
December 14th, 2012, 02:03 AM
Every single day..hehehe
Rocketsnail
December 14th, 2012, 07:17 AM
Yes, not that it's enjoyable
bbadmarc
December 14th, 2012, 12:14 PM
wood replaced my alarm clock once i hit puberty :)
Scottydog
December 14th, 2012, 02:08 PM
Yep, everyday!
ForeverAlon
December 15th, 2012, 06:53 AM
every freaking time..
Straya
December 15th, 2012, 09:11 AM
Yea pretty much everyday
Coolboi
December 15th, 2012, 09:51 AM
yep sure do it normal I guess
Uncut Joe
December 16th, 2012, 05:56 AM
every morning yes
Nicc
December 16th, 2012, 07:55 AM
Yep most days
maty
December 16th, 2012, 08:35 AM
all the time...... i get rid of it by j/o
iFanBoy95
December 16th, 2012, 09:19 AM
Yup but nos as often as i used to. I just rub myself in the bed sometimes haha
Patuxent78
December 16th, 2012, 09:31 AM
Stands straight up at attention, 5 feet high. I wanna hang an American flag on it, it's that hard and high.
rll1998
December 16th, 2012, 12:18 PM
Almost every morning, sometimes I just jerked off to get rid of it if I have got enough time.
disckjokeyman
December 16th, 2012, 01:42 PM
yea ususally
Jakejjj
December 16th, 2012, 03:07 PM
Yea it sucks
Jpatt
December 16th, 2012, 05:43 PM
I do if i lounge around in bed in the morning, but it goes away when i stand up.
deanbrodi
December 17th, 2012, 09:59 AM
Yep!! Sure do!! Ehveryrmorrning, without fail. But we call them "morning glories" here in Australia. I can't help but masturbate my morning monsters....it's sooo beautiful, & I just love having it flood all over my belly. Semen is quite clean, afterall.
hscott729
December 17th, 2012, 10:13 AM
normally :L
ive found best way to get rid of it is to take a slash or have a wank :D
dan8854
December 17th, 2012, 11:32 AM
Not always. But whenever I do it's mad embarrasing.
ramgoat647
December 17th, 2012, 09:17 PM
Every day. Without fail.
deanbrodi
December 18th, 2012, 07:04 AM
That's a shame Jakejjj. Why does it suck? A morning glory (wood) should be something to enjoy, & relieving it is a beautiful way to celebrat being a boy :)
deanbrodi
December 18th, 2012, 07:24 AM
"Love making new friends. Say hi - don't be scared"
Ok Dan, Hi! I'm Dean & new to VT, & I'm gay too.
Noel2009
December 19th, 2012, 01:18 PM
Every day
countlesskeystrokes
December 19th, 2012, 02:54 PM
always
TommyD
December 19th, 2012, 02:55 PM
yep i have to wait until it goes down until i get out of bed :P
adogboy
December 19th, 2012, 04:15 PM
whats a wood? Boner yeah every morning - a quick flick makes it tick.
apelad
December 20th, 2012, 11:27 PM
i do and hate it because i never have anytime to take care of it
Brand3
December 20th, 2012, 11:38 PM
Do you get boner when you wake up in the morning :)
most mornings yea
CharlieHorse
December 20th, 2012, 11:38 PM
Yeah, that's why the weekends are fun! :p
Trinity_15
December 21st, 2012, 08:18 AM
always, and if i ever wake up with out one, then something must've happened
aljota95
December 21st, 2012, 08:03 PM
hahah yeah i think everyone does...
17, straight/curious
Syler
December 22nd, 2012, 04:18 AM
Every morning
Magnus Bane
December 22nd, 2012, 03:25 PM
every day
Its_edward_guys
December 25th, 2012, 12:51 AM
A lot of times yea
Alabama_18
December 30th, 2012, 12:04 AM
Who doesn't? I wake up hard and sometimes humping stuff. Haha
tterb
December 30th, 2012, 12:54 AM
Almost every morning!
Drizzle McFizzle
December 30th, 2012, 04:01 AM
I always have it, but I'm lucky I have to take ADHD meds which basically put my boner down for the rest of the day.
NeuroTiger
December 30th, 2012, 05:58 AM
Most of the time...quite embarrassing sometimes
Drizzle McFizzle
December 30th, 2012, 06:01 AM
Everyone does lol..... Just tuck it up on your pants
Joseph1994
December 30th, 2012, 08:28 AM
Of course. It happens all the time
patrick13xd
January 11th, 2013, 04:03 PM
Yeah, most days
Arsenalfan123
January 11th, 2013, 05:26 PM
Yep.
DarkHorse4eva
January 11th, 2013, 06:23 PM
Almost every day
BakeBake
January 12th, 2013, 03:57 AM
A lot of the time I do, but sometimes I do.
NudistKid
January 12th, 2013, 04:39 AM
yep every single morning
Leon03
January 12th, 2013, 04:47 AM
Almost every morning
JoshGG
January 12th, 2013, 04:59 AM
Yeah nearly every morning, i just masterbate
bignick2013
January 12th, 2013, 06:50 AM
yeah most mornings i just either masterbate or let it go down takes ages sometimes though
joeyboy24
January 12th, 2013, 03:24 PM
yes i do
Jmurphy97
January 12th, 2013, 06:35 PM
yes often
crispxtra
January 12th, 2013, 07:48 PM
Every morning lol
xcrunner77
January 14th, 2013, 09:27 PM
who doesnt lol
Mitch12
January 14th, 2013, 10:14 PM
most mornings
GummyUnicornDerp
January 14th, 2013, 10:17 PM
I do and the pillow I snuggle with thinks it's awkward.
mick4241
January 14th, 2013, 10:46 PM
Always! I just found out what morning wood was :P
JoshS15
January 15th, 2013, 03:16 AM
without fail
BlackStud101
January 15th, 2013, 03:29 AM
Not very often.
Mishy84
January 15th, 2013, 03:51 AM
Sometimes, not usually though :P
joeyboy24
January 15th, 2013, 09:28 AM
yeh i do sometimes
vit1co06
January 15th, 2013, 03:19 PM
Every single morning. Sometimes I jerk it so it can go away but most of the time I don't cause it's too risky
Muscleteen
January 15th, 2013, 03:20 PM
I did every morning when I was younger, less so now though.
Willr
January 15th, 2013, 03:43 PM
almost every morning!
klhohman16
January 15th, 2013, 04:39 PM
i used to EVERY morning but now it is just every once in a while. i have noticed that when i j/o the night before i usually do not have a morning wood the next morning.
justinj
January 15th, 2013, 06:17 PM
I always got a stiffy wen i wake up in bed in the morning
mustangboi
January 15th, 2013, 06:36 PM
I do sometimes!
BakeBake
January 16th, 2013, 07:47 PM
Yeah a lot
simplycomplicated
January 17th, 2013, 09:12 AM
Usually.
FizZ
January 18th, 2013, 06:28 AM
yes.. its normal
bare
January 20th, 2013, 08:12 PM
Most of the time I do have one haha
Pichu
January 20th, 2013, 08:13 PM
No :(
Arther443
January 20th, 2013, 10:30 PM
Didn't know anyone didn't...
BakeBake
January 21st, 2013, 12:32 AM
Yeah, usually not on school days, but sometimes...
Canadian Dream
January 21st, 2013, 12:34 AM
Usually.
Lovelife090994
January 21st, 2013, 12:35 AM
Rarely
Aussieboy1
January 21st, 2013, 06:18 AM
Fo shizzle!
liljack13
January 21st, 2013, 06:21 AM
Just about every day
Jaller
January 21st, 2013, 07:19 AM
Every morning
FizZ
January 21st, 2013, 08:02 AM
yes.. of course.. :)
sweaterboi
January 21st, 2013, 08:31 AM
Yea, sure do like almost every morning :cool:
PaPa
January 21st, 2013, 10:36 AM
Always lol
THEDJ100109
January 21st, 2013, 05:40 PM
evey monring and i got to wait for it to go donw or if i can i will J/O
staples
January 21st, 2013, 08:06 PM
every day u just wait for it to go down
Alabama_18
January 21st, 2013, 10:22 PM
The older you get like 16-20 getting morning wood is as common as the sun rising in the morning. It just happens! Haha
Wrestler0821
January 25th, 2013, 03:41 PM
Yep most days
davidep
February 1st, 2013, 01:58 PM
Every single day of my life
Troy35216
February 1st, 2013, 02:04 PM
i was going to say yes but then i realized i get morning wood, mid-day wood, afternoon wood, tea time wood, evening wood, 5:26 p.m. wood, lunch time wood, etc. etc. :rolleyes:
Jonathan1998
February 1st, 2013, 02:05 PM
Every day and it's getting annoying lol
joeyboy24
February 1st, 2013, 02:12 PM
yes sometimes
unusedaccount
February 1st, 2013, 03:27 PM
Its common, if you want to avoid it, empty your bladder before you go to bed.
answers-101
February 1st, 2013, 05:31 PM
na i dont really get them anymore. when ah first slept in ma boxers/naked a used to get them all the time bt once u get used to it it doesn't happen as often
LuisFer
February 1st, 2013, 05:46 PM
Every single day
Ethan_125
February 10th, 2013, 01:44 PM
Yes, very often... The strangest thing happens when i wake up on Sunday morning... i wake up with my hand on my hard cock... i open my eyes and (i don't know how) i've been jacking
tanko
February 10th, 2013, 02:01 PM
Most morning I am hard and have to jerk bec I can't walk around with hard cock that lasts forever!!:)
Joseph69
February 10th, 2013, 03:03 PM
Not always but most of the time
PinkFloyd
February 10th, 2013, 03:15 PM
yes and I hate it!
swimBoy
February 13th, 2013, 01:14 PM
Ya a lot of the time, most if I sleep in boxers, not sure why that is. Has happened on a sleep over and I couldn't get up until it went away.
klhohman16
February 13th, 2013, 04:40 PM
i used to all the time but not so much anymore now its probably more like once a week but when i do its like hard as a rock and last forever!
ChrisA1998
February 13th, 2013, 04:45 PM
Do you get boner when you wake up in the morning :)
about every day lol
yerman
February 13th, 2013, 07:17 PM
A couple of times a week.. I just get up and hide it.. It goes down when I'm in the shower.. I'm not a morning person so i never have enough energy to wank in the morning
Soccer43
February 14th, 2013, 09:45 PM
All the time
Catholic Guy
February 17th, 2013, 12:21 PM
I don't wake up with one but it comes after a while
MrDrDude
February 17th, 2013, 05:12 PM
often but not every day b/c i'm a stomach sleeper
Alec0987
February 17th, 2013, 09:21 PM
I feel like i get them everyday! lol
jerry102
February 18th, 2013, 05:52 PM
Yea I do, but mostly on Saturdays though
Orangeman
February 19th, 2013, 01:10 AM
Every morning
highschooler
February 19th, 2013, 12:30 PM
Often.
thatgayjeepkid
February 19th, 2013, 12:40 PM
All the time but i usually jerk in the shower and it goes away
Mark20
February 20th, 2013, 11:58 PM
usually on weekends. not as often when i have to wake up for school. i don't know why lol
swimBoy
February 21st, 2013, 01:10 PM
I get wood a lot of days. the stupid thing will poke right out the fly and be looking at me.
xXStayClasssyXx
February 21st, 2013, 01:43 PM
Yeah I do a lot of the time, it's just pretty natural. Sometimes I'll jerk in the morning, get rid of it, but not often. Just depends if I'm home alone, or have school, or whatever is going on.
JordanTheGreat
February 21st, 2013, 01:45 PM
i used to once and a while and now i do pretty much every morning
TechDude18
February 21st, 2013, 02:53 PM
Not always every one but some times.
ThatGayishKidFrom98
February 22nd, 2013, 04:07 AM
Yeah, and I have to pee super bad too. It's an every moment thing...but that's life.:what:
arthurpacifico
February 22nd, 2013, 04:38 AM
every single day...
deanbrodi
February 22nd, 2013, 05:57 AM
If you've got a big morning stiffy, & ya gotta piss real soon too, masturbate it first. It'll give you the best orgasm, & when your body finally calms down after all the excitement, your piss will flow a lot more freely, without any aches.
You need to masturbate it 1st, 'cos when you're erect, the sphincter muscle behind your penis blocks the flow of piss. That's 'cos the body is expecting to have sex.
xmojox
February 22nd, 2013, 07:41 AM
Every single day of my life unless I'm really sick.
swimBoy
February 22nd, 2013, 08:36 AM
If you've got a big morning stiffy, & ya gotta piss real soon too, masturbate it first. It'll give you the best orgasm, & when your body finally calms down after all the excitement, your piss will flow a lot more freely, without any aches.
You need to masturbate it 1st, 'cos when you're erect, the sphincter muscle behind your penis blocks the flow of piss. That's 'cos the body is expecting to have sex.
Ya if I have a stiffy and try to pee with it ya just can't get it to hit the bowl, ya can't bend it at all.
slimboy1997
February 24th, 2013, 04:06 PM
Sometimes!
Collegeguy12
February 27th, 2013, 07:54 PM
Every once in a while hahaha
Ethan1369
February 27th, 2013, 08:28 PM
Most days
PetrusRomanus
February 27th, 2013, 11:52 PM
Yeah of course..
Liven
February 28th, 2013, 12:08 AM
Yes, I do every morning. Do not worry, because you are not alone.
justin 13
February 28th, 2013, 10:28 AM
My morning wood wakes me up LOL
ProsperousPancake
February 28th, 2013, 12:36 PM
ALL THE TIME that's why I drag my blanket to cover it when I go to breakfast in the living room with my family lol
hero98
February 28th, 2013, 01:57 PM
every morning when i wake up "naturally"(no alarm clock)
tomfelix
February 28th, 2013, 02:25 PM
Yes all the time so I usually wank to get rid of it
Arsenalfan123
February 28th, 2013, 05:09 PM
Yeah most mornings
Liven
February 28th, 2013, 09:44 PM
Yes. Every morning for some reason..
jack787
February 28th, 2013, 10:01 PM
Occasionally
ComfortableInChaos
February 28th, 2013, 10:05 PM
I do every morning... But I jack it to get it to go down.
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