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[Karalectric]

Hello I’m Rachel and I’m a habitual masturbater :lol:


Hi Rachel!
What is this? Masturbators Anonymous? :lol:

. Most of them think they can just “pound away” for 45 seconds, roll over and go to sleep.


This sums most of them all up! :lol3: Thankfully my bf learned. xD

I have never been with a boy. And this isn't motivating. :eek: Glad to hear they are teachable. :P

Lol you’re so funny and you are right. Guys are so like that. That’s why I LOVE sex wth women so much more. They already know what other wants and needs.

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[Pultost]

I have never been with a boy. And this isn't motivating. :eek: Glad to hear they are teachable. :P


Yes, they can be trained with a little patience. Sit! Stay! :lol3:

[Rachie97]

Lol you’re so funny and you are right. Guys are so like that. That’s why I LOVE sex wth women so much more. They already know what other wants and needs.

I love sex with women too for those exact reasons and more but when a guy isn’t a selfish jerk and he puts my pleasure at the same importance as his...it’s totally amazing. Sadly finding guys like that our age is rare, I’ve only experienced it with older men.

[Tayler]

I love sex with women too for those exact reasons and more but when a guy isn’t a selfish jerk and he puts my pleasure at the same importance as his...it’s totally amazing. Sadly finding guys like that our age is rare, I’ve only experienced it with older men.


What’s the oldest you’ve been with? I’ve only been with my then high school boyfriend and I’m pretty sure he just wanted sex whenever. I had enough and ended it. Now it’s me who always wants sex with my girlfriend. Lol

[Tayler]

I have never been with a boy. And this isn't motivating. :eek: Glad to hear they are teachable. :P





You’re not missing a thing. Stay with the vag girl

[leah2003]

Is being with a girl really that good? I have never like had sex with a girl but i am attracted to girls but never enough to like go out with a girl.

[Tayler]

Hi Rachel!
What is this? Masturbators Anonymous? :lol:





I have never been with a boy. And this isn't motivating. :eek: Glad to hear they are teachable. :P



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Is being with a girl really that good? I have never like had sex with a girl but i am attracted to girls but never enough to like go out with a girl.

I imagine like anyone it depends on the girl but generally omg yes! Girls and women know what other girls and women like. There’s no guessing. I mean you still have to communicate, but it’s more like teaching a senior over a first grader. If that makes sense. Plus the female body is just, Omg ugh, So much sexier in my opinion.

[Karalectric]

Yes, they can be trained with a little patience. Sit! Stay! :lol3:

When they do good, reward them with more treats? :P

You’re not missing a thing. Stay with the vag girl

Oh i will!! Bonus - 100 percent effective birth control. :lol:

[Pultost]

When they do good, reward them with more treats? :P

Well I did treat Leif with a dog biscuit once. He hated it, so I dunno. :P

[Karalectric]

I imagine like anyone it depends on the girl but generally omg yes! Girls and women know what other girls and women like. There’s no guessing. I mean you still have to communicate, but it’s more like teaching a senior over a first grader. If that makes sense. Plus the female body is just, Omg ugh, So much sexier in my opinion.

I agree. I've only ever kissed a boy, so can't compare much, but I will say girls are a lot.... softer? I like that. :wub: Plus idk I am just more wired towards girls anyways.


Well I did treat Leif with a dog biscuit once. He hated it, so I dunno. :P

idk about bisquits, was thinking more time with melons. :P

[Pultost]

idk about bisquits, was thinking more time with melons. :P

He likes those better for sure. ;)

[Tayler]

When they do good, reward them with more treats? :P



Oh i will!! Bonus - 100 percent effective birth control. :lol:


Yes girl! Unless they start inventing something crazy, it’s 100% effective

[Tayler]

I agree. I've only ever kissed a boy, so can't compare much, but I will say girls are a lot.... softer? I like that. :wub: Plus idk I am just more wired towards girls anyways.




idk about bisquits, was thinking more time with melons. :P

I completely agree, they’re much softer. Hehe melons are yummy


Well I did treat Leif with a dog biscuit once. He hated it, so I dunno. :P

Your boyfriend’s name is Leif? Omgosh I love that.

[leah2003]

Yes girl! Unless they start inventing something crazy, it’s 100% effective

You guys are so silly, I love it!

[Pultost]

Your boyfriend’s name is Leif? Omgosh I love that.

Thanks, glad you love it, so do I. :D

[Tayler]

You guys are so silly, I love it!


Lol, we try. I’m in a really giddy and silly mood tonight.

[Caycedilla]

more time with melons. :P

One of the most underappreciated things ever :|

Exaggerated sighs for everyone

[Rachie97]

What’s the oldest you’ve been with? I’ve only been with my then high school boyfriend and I’m pretty sure he just wanted sex whenever. I had enough and ended it. Now it’s me who always wants sex with my girlfriend. Lol

Oldest was 31, I feel really weird about it because of the age difference.

You and your girlfriend sound amazing :wub:

[Naturelover]

Is being with a girl really that good? I have never like had sex with a girl but i am attracted to girls but never enough to like go out with a girl.

I think it's better than with a boy. Girls know what they like and what is good for them and do not hurt you. The feeling is also much more intense (even the kisses).
(Feel everything just according to my personal feelings.)

But try it out yourself, what do you have to lose? :yes:

[Naturelover]

Oldest was 31, I feel really weird about it because of the age difference. ...

Yes and? I think you both wanted it and did it willingly.

[lauren6]

Yes, they can be trained with a little patience. Sit! Stay! :lol3:
Yes this is deffo how to do it! Gotta say everything as simply as possible!

[lauren6]

idk about bisquits, was thinking more time with melons. :P

Lol I think Theo takes 'time with melons' for granted a bit! Maybe that needs to change! I usually use blowjobs as an incentive

[Ellie2]

Lol I think Theo takes 'time with melons' for granted a bit! Maybe that needs to change! I usually use blowjobs as an incentive

Lol never let a guy take 'time with melons' for granted! That's like the worst mistake you can make with training a guy!

[Pultost]

Yes this is deffo how to do it! Gotta say everything as simply as possible!

True, got to be as clear as possible. xD

Lol never let a guy take 'time with melons' for granted! That's like the worst mistake you can make with training a guy!

Yeah, let him play with them for too long and the manager will come over and say "Hey, kid, you gonna buy those or are you gonna play with them all day?" :P

[Tayler]

True, got to be as clear as possible. xD



Yeah, let him play with them for too long and the manager will come over and say "Hey, kid, you gonna buy those or are you gonna play with them all day?" :P

I just spit up water reading that.

[Pultost]

I just spit up water reading that.

Hope your keyboard is okay. xD

[Ellie2]

True, got to be as clear as possible. xD



Yeah, let him play with them for too long and the manager will come over and say "Hey, kid, you gonna buy those or are you gonna play with them all day?" :P

What do you think the approriate amount of melon time a boy should have then?

[Pultost]

What do you think the approriate amount of melon time a boy should have then?

No particular time, but I expect him to leave a few slices for me too, and before they get all dried up. xD

[Ellie2]

Every one of them the same thing. Bang bang snore.

Bang bang snore is a bit misleading! There is a lot more snoring than banging, i think it's more bang snore snore snore snore!

[Karalectric]

One of the most underappreciated things ever :|

Exaggerated sighs for everyone

Yes, girl, yes. :P

Lol I think Theo takes 'time with melons' for granted a bit! Maybe that needs to change! I usually use blowjobs as an incentive

Sounds like a lot of work!


Yeah, let him play with them for too long and the manager will come over and say "Hey, kid, you gonna buy those or are you gonna play with them all day?" :P

:lol3:

"Ummmm just checking their ripeness, sir."

[Caycedilla]

Yes, girl, yes. :P


Sounds like I’ve had the opposite problem as some other people :lol:

Yes, please. Do that more

Or maybe it’s just me :lol:

[Karalectric]

Sounds like I’ve had the opposite problem as some other people :lol:

Yes, please. Do that more

Or maybe it’s just me :lol:

No, i totally feel ya. :D

[Pultost]

"Ummmm just checking their ripeness, sir."

LMAO! The pictures! :P

[Arianne]

Many got their "education" from porn, yeah. :P

Definitely, I was watching this Lily Reinhardt movie called Chemical Hearts and she has sex with a boy, not her first time but his and you can see he starts to get a bit vigorous and she tells him to stop and “don’t try to be good” and I thought this was good advice to give boys
It sounds like many think they need to hammer away in odd positions like they see in porn to do it right and be good at it

[Pultost]

Definitely, I was watching this Lily Reinhardt movie called Chemical Hearts and she has sex with a boy, not her first time but his and you can see he starts to get a bit vigorous and she tells him to stop and “don’t try to be good” and I thought this was good advice to give boys
It sounds like many think they need to hammer away in odd positions like they see in porn to do it right and be good at it

That's definitely some good advice. No one is "good" at their first time, and it's easy to lose control a bit, especially for boys.

[Arianne]

That's definitely some good advice. No one is "good" at their first time, and it's easy to lose control a bit, especially for boys.

Definitely, never heard of a girl hurting a boy by being too full on during her first

[Pultost]

Definitely, never heard of a girl hurting a boy by being too full on during her first

Neither have I, that would have to be if she was riding him as if someone had a gun to her head, that might be uncomfortable for him. xD But I doubt that happens much.

[Arianne]

Neither have I, that would have to be if she was riding him as if someone had a gun to her head, that might be uncomfortable for him. xD But I doubt that happens much.

Considering how much it would hurt her ya

[Pultost]

Considering how much it would hurt her ya

Yeah starting slow and easy is the best for both parts, and find a pace both are comfortable with, and understand that stop means stop.

[Arianne]

Yeah starting slow and easy is the best for both parts, and find a pace both are comfortable with, and understand that stop means stop.

I really can’t say I’ve met a girl, me included who had this amazing feeling and gentle first

[Pultost]

I really can’t say I’ve met a girl, me included who had this amazing feeling and gentle first

True. My bf was gentle, but he had no clue or self-control, so it felt good for about five seconds, and then it was all over. :P

[lauren6]

True. My bf was gentle, but he had no clue or self-control, so it felt good for about five seconds, and then it was all over. :P

Lol this sounds like my bf

[Pultost]

Lol this sounds like my bf

It gets better, thankfully. xD

[lauren6]

It gets better, thankfully. xD

Haha again this happened to my bf too!

[Pultost]

Haha again this happened to my bf too!

Yeah I think it happens to most boys on their first time. It's slightly different from their hand of choice. :P

[izzzy]

Well I did treat Leif with a dog biscuit once. He hated it, so I dunno. :P

Well of course he would if you only gave him one! How is that gonna full him up!

[Pultost]

Well of course he would if you only gave him one! How is that gonna full him up!

Ah, of course! What was I thinking?? I'll give him a whole box next time. :lol3:

[izzzy]

Ah, of course! What was I thinking?? I'll give him a whole box next time. :lol3:

Yeah I don't think it's a big deal tbh!

[Pultost]

Yeah I don't think it's a big deal tbh!

Nah, we're just effin' around here. ;)

[Karalectric]

Nah, we're just effin' around here. ;)

Eff yeah. :D

[Pultost]

Eff yeah. :D

That's how it is! :D

[Karalectric]

That's how it is! :D

Although given the title of this thread, aren't we effing ourselves??

[Pultost]

Although given the title of this thread, aren't we effing ourselves??

That's right! :D If someone ever tells you to go eff yourself, tell him or her that you will, as soon as you get some privacy. :P

[Tayler]

:D I effed myself good this morning

[Pultost]

:D I effed myself good this morning

Best way to start any day. :D

[Tayler]

Best way to start any day. :D

T’was a good day indeed

[Pultost]

T’was a good day indeed

Good, good. :)

[moll]

idk about bisquits, was thinking more time with melons. :P

Lol good plan

[sara___]

Yes, they can be trained with a little patience. Sit! Stay! :lol3:

Make sure to keep their training fun. It drives them crazy if you hold something that they like to play with like a ball in your hand and tease them before giving it to them.

[Pultost]

Make sure to keep their training fun. It drives them crazy if you hold something that they like to play with like a ball in your hand and tease them before giving it to them.

Yeah it'll be a while until I can have him balance it on his nose and stay until I give him the go-ahead. xD

[Tayler]

I’m confused on what he’ll be balancing on his nose, one of your melons or something else?

[Pultost]

I’m confused on what he’ll be balancing on his nose, one of your melons or something else?

Whoops, missed this one. xD I think balancing a melon on his nose will be a bit too much. :lol: Maybe a meatball, a jelly baby or the like.

[Tayler]

Whoops, missed this one. xD I think balancing a melon on his nose will be a bit too much. :lol: Maybe a meatball, a jelly baby or the like.

Lol it’s fine. I missed your reply but a meatball sounds way more doable than a melon

[Pultost]

Lol it’s fine. I missed your reply but a meatball sounds way more doable than a melon

Yes, they'll have a slightly better chance balancing that. ;)

[Emmlikesrain]

Whoops, missed this one. xD I think balancing a melon on his nose will be a bit too much. :lol: Maybe a meatball, a jelly baby or the like.

I don't get that. :whoops:

Well ... I don't understand a lot of things in this thread :whoops:

[Pultost]

I don't get that. :whoops:

Well ... I don't understand a lot of things in this thread :whoops:

It's just a joke that escalated, you'll have to go a few pages back to get the context. ;)

[Tayler]

Okay so a random topic that popped into my head this morning...what furniture have you masturbated on in your house?

For me it’s been couch, bed(if that counts as furniture), recliner and patio chair.

[Pultost]

Okay so a random topic that popped into my head this morning...what furniture have you masturbated on in your house?

For me it’s been couch, bed(if that counts as furniture), recliner and patio chair.

The bedpost gets lucky a few times, and my chair. When it comes to the rest of the furniture, we're just friends. :P

[Natacha]

Okay so a random topic that popped into my head this morning...what furniture have you masturbated on in your house?

For me it’s been couch, bed(if that counts as furniture), recliner and patio chair.

Couch and chair in the livingroom, couch in my room, my bed, my chair, in the deck chairs outside and on the puff in my closet. What I can think of right now at least

[annababy02]

Okay so a random topic that popped into my head this morning...what furniture have you masturbated on in your house?

For me it’s been couch, bed(if that counts as furniture), recliner and patio chair.

Couch in living room, recliner in living room, my bed, and patio chair in backyard

[starfluff]

Okay so a random topic that popped into my head this morning...what furniture have you masturbated on in your house?

For me it’s been couch, bed(if that counts as furniture), recliner and patio chair.

Bed, couch, my chair in my room, dresser, hammock, outdoor dining set chair, and coffee table

[Tayler]

Bed, couch, my chair in my room, dresser, hammock, outdoor dining set chair, and coffee table

ON the coffee table? Oh my!

[Tayler]

Couch in living room, recliner in living room, my bed, and patio chair in backyard


Yay twins! Lol

[Tayler]

The bedpost gets lucky a few times, and my chair. When it comes to the rest of the furniture, we're just friends. :P

Oooo a bedpost? Sounds interesting. Lucky post

[starfluff]

ON the coffee table? Oh my!

yes, its a good place to stick stuff :D

[Pultost]

Oooo a bedpost? Sounds interesting. Lucky post

Yeah, just for fun I took a marker and drew a face on it with a satisfied expression and a smoking cigarette in its mouth. :lol3:

[Karalectric]

Yeah, just for fun I took a marker and drew a face on it with a satisfied expression and a smoking cigarette in its mouth. :lol3:

LMAO!!! Did anyone ask about it??

[Tayler]

Yeah, just for fun I took a marker and drew a face on it with a satisfied expression and a smoking cigarette in its mouth. :lol3:

Lmao did you really?? That’s so funny

[Pultost]

LMAO!!! Did anyone ask about it??

Hehe, no, there's been no comments or questions, but I've observed smirks and giggles. :P

Lmao did you really?? That’s so funny

Thanks. xD Yeah, I couldn't help myself. :lol3:

[starfluff]

Yeah, just for fun I took a marker and drew a face on it with a satisfied expression and a smoking cigarette in its mouth. :lol3:

I'm still wondering how exactly you use a bedpost, but that's cute :lol:

[ZoeH]

I never really thought about these places but I am now lmao

[Pultost]

I'm still wondering how exactly you use a bedpost, but that's cute :lol:

A little humping does the trick. Takes time, but totally worth it. ;)

[TiffanySandler]

Okay so a random topic that popped into my head this morning...what furniture have you masturbated on in your house?

For me it’s been couch, bed(if that counts as furniture), recliner and patio chair.

Couch, deck chairs/pool chairs, dinning room table chair, front porch swing, recliner , kitchen counter 😜

[Knightsleepy]

Okay so a random topic that popped into my head this morning...what furniture have you masturbated on in your house?

For me it’s been couch, bed(if that counts as furniture), recliner and patio chair.

Couch, garden chair, kitchen counter, bean bag I don't have anymore, recliner, washing machine it not furniture but thought I would add it and obviously never done it in my bed like all you weirdos

[Tayler]

Couch, garden chair, kitchen counter, bean bag I don't have anymore, recliner, washing machine it not furniture but thought I would add it and obviously never done it in my bed like all you weirdos

Lol are you being serious? Never in your bed? Weirdo! Lol Haha the washing machine is fun for sure. Look at all you kitchen counter masturbators. I can honestly say I haven’t tried that. I think it’d be strange to see my family around it and be like hey I was just naked there

[Knightsleepy]

Lol are you being serious? Never in your bed? Weirdo! Lol Haha the washing machine is fun for sure. Look at all you kitchen counter masturbators. I can honestly say I haven’t tried that. I think it’d be strange to see my family around it and be like hey I was just naked there

I wasn't naked, my GF was mad at me and she was cooking and ignoring me so I thought I would be petty and get my self on the counter next to her. to be honest its kind of embarrassing think back haha

I defo don't do it in my bed ;) like I said only weirdos do it some where private and comfortable lol

[Tayler]

I wasn't naked, my GF was mad at me and she was cooking and ignoring me so I thought I would be petty and get my self on the counter next to her. to be honest its kind of embarrassing think back haha

I defo don't do it in my bed ;) like I said only weirdos do it some where private and comfortable lol

I don’t think it’s so embarrassing. I bet she couldn’t stay mad at you for long after seeing that.

True. I mean you’re not cool unless you do it out in the open in some freaky spots where the risk of being caught is high. Doing it in bed is lame

[annababy02]

I don’t think it’s so embarrassing. I bet she couldn’t stay mad at you for long after seeing that.

True. I mean you’re not cool unless you do it out in the open in some freaky spots where the risk of being caught is high. Doing it in bed is lame

Lol! Let’s be real though...is it really that lame to do it in bed?? :P

[Knightsleepy]

I don’t think it’s so embarrassing. I bet she couldn’t stay mad at you for long after seeing that.

True. I mean you’re not cool unless you do it out in the open in some freaky spots where the risk of being caught is high. Doing it in bed is lame

To be honest it just made her more mad haha

Lol! Let’s be real though...is it really that lame to do it in bed?? :P

Nah it's the good but I Don't want people to think I'm normal hahaha

[Daughter of Artemis]

I'm a lame weirdo who does it in her bed :rolleyes:

[Tayler]

Lol! Let’s be real though...is it really that lame to do it in bed?? :P

No, not at all. Just being silly 🙃

[Tayler]

I'm a lame weirdo who does it in her bed :rolleyes:

So lame. Lol jk it’s totally normal

[IsabellaxxRose]

Okay so a random topic that popped into my head this morning...what furniture have you masturbated on in your house?

For me it’s been couch, bed(if that counts as furniture), recliner and patio chair.

For me, couch, recliner, every bed in the house lol, kitchen chair, bar stools, deck furniture, pool chairs, hammock and my pool table lol

[Karalectric]

Well geez i guess i am the boring one. I pretty much just do it in the bed and the shower! xD Well, no okay i'll admit to having some alone fun in the jacuzzi. Those jets. :whoops:

[Valkyri]

Well geez i guess i am the boring one. I pretty much just do it in the bed and the shower! xD Well, no okay i'll admit to having some alone fun in the jacuzzi. Those jets. :whoops:

Lol that’s mostly where I only do it too

I wish we had a jacuzzi! Only done that on one holiday and wow yes!

[starfluff]

Well geez i guess i am the boring one. I pretty much just do it in the bed and the shower! xD Well, no okay i'll admit to having some alone fun in the jacuzzi. Those jets. :whoops:

Shower is always a nice place to do it :). Wish I had a jacuzzi though!

[Karalectric]

Shower is always a nice place to do it :). Wish I had a jacuzzi though!

Yea shower is especially helpful place during ummmmm certain times of month.

[Tayler]

For me, couch, recliner, every bed in the house lol, kitchen chair, bar stools, deck furniture, pool chairs, hammock and my pool table lol


Every bed in the house? Haha naughty. Oh I’ve also done it in a hammock while reading erotica. Pool table sounds fun.

[Tayler]

Well geez i guess i am the boring one. I pretty much just do it in the bed and the shower! xD Well, no okay i'll admit to having some alone fun in the jacuzzi. Those jets. :whoops:

God yes! The jets in a hot tub or jacuzzi are heaven on earth.

[Tayler]

Yea shower is especially helpful place during ummmmm certain times of month.

You said it, sister! We both know the magic that is the detachable shower head

[starfluff]

Couch, deck chairs/pool chairs, dinning room table chair, front porch swing, recliner , kitchen counter 😜

How was the kitchen counter? I bet the coldness of the tile felt good :D

[TiffanySandler]

How was the kitchen counter? I bet the coldness of the tile felt good :D

Yes very!

[IsabellaxxRose]

Yes very!

Hmmmm im going to have to try the kitchen counter now lol

[Madison]

Yes very!

I'll have to try that. But I'll have to make damn sure nobody comes home! How did you not fall off when you came?

My usual is bed, bath and couch.

[TiffanySandler]

I'll have to try that. But I'll have to make damn sure nobody comes home! How did you not fall off when you came?

My usual is bed, bath and couch.

Good grip lol

[Pultost]

I sure hope you all clean the counter afterwards. :P

[starfluff]

I sure hope you all clean the counter afterwards. :P

You don't like a little extra flavoring on your food?

[Madison]

Good grip lol

Ha! I shake so much when I come. I'd have to really plant my feet to not roll off.

[Pultost]

You don't like a little extra flavoring on your food?

I'll pass, thanks. :P

[IsabellaxxRose]

I sure hope you all clean the counter afterwards. :P

I put a towel down lol

[Daughter of Artemis]

I put a towel down lol

Do you have to do like sneaky laundry to avoid an awkward conversation?

[Pultost]

I put a towel down lol

I suppose that'll do. :P

[OliviaKean]

Has anyone ever been caught, I’ve seen caught by my brother he just barged into my room.

[Pultost]

Has anyone ever been caught, I’ve seen caught by my brother he just barged into my room.

Oof, sorry to hear that. I was caught by my bonus-mom a while ago when she forgot to knock. It was awkward, but not the end of the world.

[OliviaKean]

Oof, sorry to hear that. I was caught by my bonus-mom a while ago when she forgot to knock. It was awkward, but not the end of the world.

Yep it was a bit awkward at the time now he’s a bit older he understands what a closed door means.

[Pultost]

Yep it was a bit awkward at the time now he’s a bit older he understands what a closed door means.

That's good, too bad he had to learn the hard way, but that happens.

[ZoeH]

Besides my bed the shower is definitely my favorite place to do it :P

[Pultost]

Besides my bed the shower is definitely my favorite place to do it :P

It's the most practical for sure. Get off and get clean in the same process. :D

[IsabellaxxRose]

Has anyone ever been caught, I’ve seen caught by my brother he just barged into my room.

Ive been caught by my mom and brother... awkward

[Tayler]

You don't like a little extra flavoring on your food?

Ewwwwwwwww

[Tayler]

Ive been caught by my mom and brother... awkward

Yikes. What happened?

[Tayler]

I’ve had 2 very close calls but never actually caught

[Caycedilla]

Ive been caught by my mom and brother... awkward

I’ve had 2 very close calls but never actually caught

I'm thankful every single day that I don't have siblings, for this very reason

[IsabellaxxRose]

They just walked right in without knocking and got a pretty awkward view of me .... dinner was really odd both of those nights

[Tayler]

But did they ever say anything or just walk right back out?

[Valkyri]

You said it, sister! We both know the magic that is the detachable shower head

Never tried that! Haven’t used one of those showers in forever

[Tayler]

Never tried that! Haven’t used one of those showers in forever


My dad installed it because we thought it’d be easier to clean the shower, but it has another very good use.

[Daughter of Artemis]

I'm thankful every single day that I don't have siblings, for this very reason

On this count I agree completely.

[Karalectric]

Shower is always a nice place to do it :). Wish I had a jacuzzi though!

Never tried that! Haven’t used one of those showers in forever

My dad installed it because we thought it’d be easier to clean the shower, but it has another very good use.

Very helpful for both those hard and easy to reach places. ;)

[Daughter of Artemis]

Very helpful for both those hard and easy to reach places. ;)

1,000,000%

Detachable shower head is a girl's best friend

[Caycedilla]

I'll be the one to disagree about the shower :lol: As much as some things might feel good, I can never get comfortable enough to enjoy anything "fully" in the shower. Its always been awkward for me to stand or bend in a weird position

[Tayler]

I'm thankful every single day that I don't have siblings, for this very reason

I have an older half brother and I’m so glad he’s much older and moved out years ago. He would’ve caught me for sure. Eek!

[Tayler]

Very helpful for both those hard and easy to reach places. ;)

Oooh yes! Very HANDY

[Tayler]

I'll be the one to disagree about the shower :lol: As much as some things might feel good, I can never get comfortable enough to enjoy anything "fully" in the shower. Its always been awkward for me to stand or bend in a weird position

Can you lay down in your shower? Laying your lady parts under a running faucet works well too.

[Caycedilla]

Can you lay down in your shower? Laying your lady parts under a running faucet works well too.

no, I have a shower stall :lol:

[Valkyri]

1,000,000%

Detachable shower head is a girl's best friend

All in the interest of cleanliness

[Tayler]

no, I have a shower stall :lol:


Oh. Well I’m sure you have a good time in lots of other places where you don’t have to stand. That has its advantages, such as your knees not buckling when you come and falling on your butt. Lol

[Caycedilla]

Oh. Well I’m sure you have a good time in lots of other places where you don’t have to stand. That has its advantages, such as your knees not buckling when you come and falling on your butt. Lol

the whole shower thing isn't for me, and I don't understand how people can do it when my body can't confirm to that:lol:

[Tayler]

the whole shower thing isn't for me, and I don't understand how people can do it when my body can't confirm to that:lol:


I just stand mostly or put my foot up on the wall a little. I have to balance myself though. Lol I guess it’s not for everyone.

[Daughter of Artemis]

All in the interest of cleanliness

Of course ;)

[annababy02]

Has anyone ever been caught, I’ve seen caught by my brother he just barged into my room.

Yes and my mom is the one who has walked in when it’s happened. Definitely not one of my favorite memories lol

[Pultost]

Yes and my mom is the one who has walked in when it’s happened. Definitely not one of my favorite memories lol

Yeah not exactly something you wanna tell your grandkids. :lol3:

[annababy02]

Yeah not exactly something you wanna tell your grandkids. :lol3:

Absolutely not!! I didn’t even want to tell my best friend lol

[Pultost]

Absolutely not!! I didn’t even want to tell my best friend lol

That's understandable. xD

[Tayler]

Yes and my mom is the one who has walked in when it’s happened. Definitely not one of my favorite memories lol


Oh no! I’m sorry. I bet that was super awkward but the good thing about moms is they have the same parts and understand that it’s normal. Still must’ve been super awkward afterwards though.

My dad almost walked in on me. I still thank god that he had the presence of mind to knock first.

[annababy02]

Oh no! I’m sorry. I bet that was super awkward but the good thing about moms is they have the same parts and understand that it’s normal. Still must’ve been super awkward afterwards though.

My dad almost walked in on me. I still thank god that he had the presence of mind to knock first.

It’s definitely awkward regardless, but you’re definitely right :)

I would totally freak if my dad even came close to walking in lol

[Tayler]

It’s definitely awkward regardless, but you’re definitely right :)

I would totally freak if my dad even came close to walking in lol

I’ll have to pm you the scenario. It was interesting

[annababy02]

I’ll have to pm you the scenario. It was interesting

Lol, I bet!

[hayley2003]

Does nothing for me. :P I need to be with a guy I really like to enjoy sex.

[Daughter of Artemis]

Yes and my mom is the one who has walked in when it’s happened. Definitely not one of my favorite memories lol

Oh noes~! I bet not.
It happens to the best of us.

[TiffanySandler]

Yes and my mom is the one who has walked in when it’s happened. Definitely not one of my favorite memories lol

Been caught by my brother few times and few friends of mine and my brothers

[starfluff]

Has anyone ever been caught, I’ve seen caught by my brother he just barged into my room.

I've been caught by my sister a few times.

[Pultost]

Been caught by my brother few times and few friends of mine and my brothers

Better get a lock on the door since they don't bother to knock. :P

[Karalectric]

I got caught by my mom when i was 13. I was so embarrassed i wanted to die. :eek: She used it as another opportunity to give me a talk.... you know, bout how exploring what feels good is part of growing up and it is perfectly normal and blah blah blah, and as usual with these conversations i was like get me outta here!!!! :eek3:

[Pultost]

I got caught by my mom when i was 13. I was so embarrassed i wanted to die. :eek: She used it as another opportunity to give me a talk.... you know, bout how exploring what feels good is part of growing up and it is perfectly normal and blah blah blah, and as usual with these conversations i was like get me outta here!!!! :eek3:

I feel you. Although "the talk" mom had with me wasn't super embarrassing, I still wanted to be somewhere else. :P

[Daughter of Artemis]

I feel you. Although "the talk" mom had with me wasn't super embarrassing, I still wanted to be somewhere else. :P

That was my experience around 'the talk' too.

Luckily I haven't had the walk-in issue.

[Pultost]

That was my experience around 'the talk' too.

Luckily I haven't had the walk-in issue.

That's lucky. I've only been walked in on once, but it was awkward enough.

[Daughter of Artemis]

That's lucky. I've only been walked in on once, but it was awkward enough.

I may put in effort to make sure it doesn't happen.
Also being an only child helps.
I can imagine it being quite awkward.

[TiffanySandler]

Better get a lock on the door since they don't bother to knock. :P

Trouble is I had the hallway door locked the came in through the bathroom door that don’t lock

[Pultost]

I may put in effort to make sure it doesn't happen.
Also being an only child helps.
I can imagine it being quite awkward.

Yeah, discretion is key.
It sure was. It wasn't the end of the world, but not a very fond memory. xD

Trouble is I had the hallway door locked the came in through the bathroom door that don’t lock

Ah, that's too bad. Makes me wonder though, why people will barge into the bathroom without making sure no one is in there first.

[Daughter of Artemis]

Yeah, discretion is key.
It sure was. It wasn't the end of the world, but not a very fond memory. xD



Ah, that's too bad. Makes me wonder though, why people will barge into the bathroom without making sure no one is in there first.

I'm sure not -hugs-

PREACH. Like is knocking so hard?

[Pultost]

I'm sure not -hugs-

PREACH. Like is knocking so hard?

Thanks, it's okay. :) *hugs*

IKR? In my mind, a closed door means knock before entering.

[Natacha]

Like is knocking so hard?



IKR? In my mind, a closed door means knock before entering.

To some people, knocking is not an option. I've heard friends talking about how their parents don't think further than "Oh I'll go ask Caroline" and they just move forward until they can see her. Meaning "The door is in my way. It has to be opened."

I know a family from the Faroe Islands. That's worse. The door is just slammed open, cause "surely the person in the room have no personal life going on"

[Pultost]

To some people, knocking is not an option. I've heard friends talking about how their parents don't think further than "Oh I'll go ask Caroline" and they just move forward until they can see her. Meaning "The door is in my way. It has to be opened."

I know a family from the Faroe Islands. That's worse. The door is just slammed open, cause "surely the person in the room have no personal life going on"

It's a crazy mindset. And yet they insist that you knock first. Their house, their rules. :rolleyes:

[Daughter of Artemis]

To some people, knocking is not an option. I've heard friends talking about how their parents don't think further than "Oh I'll go ask Caroline" and they just move forward until they can see her. Meaning "The door is in my way. It has to be opened."

I know a family from the Faroe Islands. That's worse. The door is just slammed open, cause "surely the person in the room have no personal life going on"

Hmm I see. I strongly dislike that but it is a fair point.

OH NO. :eek:

[Natacha]

It's a crazy mindset. And yet they insist that you knock first. Their house, their rules. :rolleyes:

I just don't think they think that far ahead. No disrespect to your family though TiffanySandler :-)

[Pultost]

I just don't think they think that far ahead. No disrespect to your family though TiffanySandler :-)

That's probably the case. I'm not going to make myself any better than I am, I did walk in on my brother once, but that was a slip-up, and not on purpose, as my thoughts were elsewhere. xD

[TiffanySandler]

Well this bath is between my room and my brothers room.

[Tayler]

I got caught by my mom when i was 13. I was so embarrassed i wanted to die. :eek: She used it as another opportunity to give me a talk.... you know, bout how exploring what feels good is part of growing up and it is perfectly normal and blah blah blah, and as usual with these conversations i was like get me outta here!!!! :eek3:

Omgosh i didn’t know you’ve been caught. But moms have the same parts so it’s nothing they haven’t seen or done before. Did she see like the whole shebang?

[Caycedilla]

the whole shebang

Finally, a pun i can fully support:lol:

[Tayler]

Finally, a pun i can fully support:lol:

LOL!! omg that was totally unintentional. Great catch Cayce. :D:):):D

[Caycedilla]

LOL!! omg that was totally unintentional. Great catch Cayce. :D:):):D

thats the point :lol: it wasn't forced

[Tayler]

Thanks, it's okay. :) *hugs*

IKR? In my mind, a closed door means knock before entering.


Thankfully that’s how my dad feels too. He heard a noise in the middle of the night as I was “getting down with myself” and he knocked on my door to ask if I was okay. I told him through the door that I hit my foot on something. Lol Thankfully he knocked or we both would’ve been scarred

[Tayler]

thats the point :lol: it wasn't forced

;):D

[Knightsleepy]

I'll be the one to disagree about the shower :lol: As much as some things might feel good, I can never get comfortable enough to enjoy anything "fully" in the shower. Its always been awkward for me to stand or bend in a weird position

I've got bad memories from masturbating in the shower after I had a big O one day in the shower and my legs gave out and I hit my chin on part of the shower and snapped it off water was going everywhere I was bleeding all over the place and then my dad came busting in because he heard the load bang and my scream luckily he believed me when I said I was cleaning my feet and fell over and forgot that I had screamed before I fell and not after :wub: So now if anything happens in the shower its all ways a 2 person job :P:D

I have an older half brother and I’m so glad he’s much older and moved out years ago. He would’ve caught me for sure. Eek!

YES OMG! I am so glad my siblings are so much older then me or one of them would defo caught me by now I have had a few close calls with them and they don't even live with me. just from them stay for holidays a stuff if it was all year round...


The worse time I've been caught was a friend when my close friends come over my mum just lets them in and they come up to my from well I was having my alone time and I Oed just as she walked in, so we made eye contact then I Orgasmed it was awkward for a while now we just laugh about it now. I'm just super glad my mum didn't come up with her :whoops:

[Pultost]

Thankfully that’s how my dad feels too. He heard a noise in the middle of the night as I was “getting down with myself” and he knocked on my door to ask if I was okay. I told him through the door that I hit my foot on something. Lol Thankfully he knocked or we both would’ve been scarred

Close call, and that was some quick thinking. :D Good thing he knocked, yeah.

[Karalectric]

Omgosh i didn’t know you’ve been caught. But moms have the same parts so it’s nothing they haven’t seen or done before. Did she see like the whole shebang?

yea true, she was a teen girl with raging hormones once too. :P But no thankfully she didn'r see the whole shebang, but at same time it was pretty obvs what i was up to. xD

thats the point :lol: it wasn't forced

Yea, it's always better not to try to force the shebang. ;) Just let it come naturally. :D

[Caycedilla]

Yea, it's always better not to try to force the shebang. ;) Just let it come naturally. :D

There's a time and place for everything :innocent:

[Karalectric]

There's a time and place for everything :innocent:

Okay.
:woot:

[sophiew]

My parents don't knock but fortunately my house is old and them walking down the corridor is very noisy so I can tell when they are coming that way!

[Pultost]

My parents don't knock but fortunately my house is old and them walking down the corridor is very noisy so I can tell when they are coming that way!

I'm sorry to hear that they don't knock. Common courtesy should go both ways, but I'm glad the old house gives them away, though. :)

[Natacha]

My parents don't knock but fortunately my house is old and them walking down the corridor is very noisy so I can tell when they are coming that way!

I'm sorry to hear that they don't knock. Common courtesy should go both ways, but I'm glad the old house gives them away, though. :)

Yes. Both ways. Try slamming their door open in a private moment :yes:

[Pultost]

Yes. Both ways. Try slamming their door open in a private moment :yes:

I bet they'd just love that. :D

[Natacha]

I bet they'd just love that. :D

AND learn, maybe

[Pultost]

AND learn, maybe

Hopefully, yeah. I mean, if they don't respect their kids' privacy and knock, how can they expect the kids to respect theirs? ;)

[Rachel Lim Jia Xin]

My parents don't knock but fortunately my house is old and them walking down the corridor is very noisy so I can tell when they are coming that way!
Same sis! I rely on the same tactic

[Daughter of Artemis]

Been reading a bit of this thread.
It seems that quite a few people rely on the sneaky method.
If this is you, does it contribute to the fun?

[IsabellaxxRose]

Been reading a bit of this thread.
It seems that quite a few people rely on the sneaky method.
If this is you, does it contribute to the fun?

Absolutely!! I think the idea of maybe being caught makes it more exciting! Not just when im by myself either haha

[Pultost]

Been reading a bit of this thread.
It seems that quite a few people rely on the sneaky method.
If this is you, does it contribute to the fun?

Normally I prefer to make sure I won't be interrupted, but there's been moments where I've been creative under a blanket on long road trips when everyone (except for the driver, of course) seems to be asleep. :yes:

[Tayler]

Absolutely!! I think the idea of maybe being caught makes it more exciting! Not just when im by myself either haha

Same. As mortifying as getting caught would be, the risk makes things a bit better because you know it’s “naughty”(god that sounds cheesy but it’s true)

[Tayler]

Normally I prefer to make sure I won't be interrupted, but there's been moments where I've been creative under a blanket on long road trips when everyone (except for the driver, of course) seems to be asleep. :yes:

Yes! been there, done that

[Claire Asteroid]

Normally I prefer to make sure I won't be interrupted, but there's been moments where I've been creative under a blanket on long road trips when everyone (except for the driver, of course) seems to be asleep. :yes:

Yes! been there, done that


When I was younger I once masturbated on the coach at night time on the way back from a school trip when everyone around me was asleep, it was a stupid thing to do really but I needed to.

[Tayler]

When I was younger I once masturbated on the coach at night time on the way back from a school trip when everyone around me was asleep, it was a stupid thing to do really but I needed to.


Haha I just realized you live in England and then realized what you meant by coach. Lol! Sorry, I just thought that was funny, but no, I definitely don’t think you’re weird or that it was stupid. I’m pretty sure there are lots of girls, probably some of your friends who have done that. Teenage hormones are crazy

[Claire Asteroid]

Haha I just realized you live in England and then realized what you meant by coach. Lol! Sorry, I just thought that was funny, but no, I definitely don’t think you’re weird or that it was stupid. I’m pretty sure there are lots of girls, probably some of your friends who have done that. Teenage hormones are crazy

Oh, I meant on a long-distance bus, not a sports teacher !!

[Pultost]

Yes! been there, done that

I think most people have at some point. :yes:

When I was younger I once masturbated on the coach at night time on the way back from a school trip when everyone around me was asleep, it was a stupid thing to do really but I needed to.

Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do. :P

[BritneyQ]

I'm not brave enough for that lmao

[Madison]

Normally I prefer to make sure I won't be interrupted, but there's been moments where I've been creative under a blanket on long road trips when everyone (except for the driver, of course) seems to be asleep. :yes:

The other day I came under a blanket while watching a movie. The family was around but not sitting right beside me. I shook a bit but stayed silent. It felt so good. Tingly all over. It was more exciting than in my room.

[Pultost]

The other day I came under a blanket while watching a movie. The family was around but not sitting right beside me. I shook a bit but stayed silent. It felt so good. Tingly all over. It was more exciting than in my room.

I don't doubt it, I definitely get the appeal. ;)

[Sryan653]

Im too nervous to try it infront of people and trying to hide it!

[TiffanySandler]

That totally turns me on the idea I could be seen pleasuring myself.