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[Pultost]

For me, only ONE day of waiting makes it VERY intense ;-)

Same, I'm mighty proud of myself if I manage a couple of days without. ;)

[Emma04]

That's what I think as well, it's totally worth the wait. :)

Yes it’s totally worth it I sometimes also get there a lot quicker

[Pultost]

Yes it’s totally worth it I sometimes also get there a lot quicker

I've noticed that as well. :)

[nadja]

Same, I'm mighty proud of myself if I manage a couple of days without. ;)

No idea if I could. Longest time without I can remember is two days...

[Pultost]

No idea if I could. Longest time without I can remember is two days...

My record is a week, but those were under circumstances where there was no privacy. xD

[nadja]

My record is a week, but those were under circumstances where there was no privacy. xD

Wow... a week... sounds as if there had been an explosion afterwards ;-)

No privacy – like on a school trip? On school trips, I often had quickies with myself in the restrooms. Or silently at night, burrying my face into the pillow.

[Pultost]

Wow... a week... sounds as if there had been an explosion afterwards ;-)

No privacy – like on a school trip? On school trips, I often had quickies with myself in the restrooms. Or silently at night, burrying my face into the pillow.

That's kinda what happened when I got home, yes. xD

Actually it was a camping trip. It was nice and all, but I was going crazy due to being high on hormones after a few days.

[nadja]

That's kinda what happened when I got home, yes. xD

Actually it was a camping trip. It was nice and all, but I was going crazy due to being high on hormones after a few days.

Yeah camping trips can be fun! But you should have played with yourself in the sleeping bag. It's really a thrill, i can tell you ;-)

[Pultost]

Yeah camping trips can be fun! But you should have played with yourself in the sleeping bag. It's really a thrill, i can tell you ;-)

That would be tempting, but this was at a cabin with everybody sleeping in the same room, so it would be weird. xD

[Cangirl]

That would be tempting, but this was at a cabin with everybody sleeping in the same room, so it would be weird. xD

Yeah camping trips can be fun! But you should have played with yourself in the sleeping bag. It's really a thrill, i can tell you ;-)

If I don't get a chance to do it for a few days then it's a lot more intense and the first one is quicker than normal. I might have to keep doing it for a few O's before I feel I can stop.

My longest is about a week too. and that's only because of privacy

[Pultost]

If I don't get a chance to do it for a few days then it's a lot more intense and the first one is quicker than normal. I might have to keep doing it for a few O's before I feel I can stop.

My longest is about a week too. and that's only because of privacy

Yeah everything longer than a week is pure torture. :P

[Mswimmer]

Does anyone use any household objects for toys?

[Pultost]

Does anyone use any household objects for toys?

I used to use my hairbrush from time to time, but since I got a toy, it's now used for brushing my hair only. The hair on my head, that is. xD

[gymgurl]

Does anyone use any household objects for toys?

well, there are many.. i like to have fun and try new things big or small :P

[gymgurl]

I would be very embarassed if anyone in my family heard me

ive heard my mom.. she is quite loud depends on what she is using.. sis is quite

[gymgurl]

Not sure if this question is allowed. But what do you find is the best position for you? On your back, stomach, side.....? Just curious

mostly on my back, but depends on where i am.. like say on the couch im sitting and depends if people are around then i have to be sneaky lol

[Mswimmer]

No one else uses hosehold objects? I have used some hairbrush handles, small bottles and also banana.

[Char03]

No one else uses hosehold objects? I have used some hairbrush handles, small bottles and also banana.

I sometimes use a hairbrush handle and have used a pen, marker, mascara tube, makeup brush handle , candle and electric toothbrush in the past.

[Pultost]

I sometimes use a hairbrush handle and have used a pen, marker, mascara tube, makeup brush handle , candle and electric toothbrush in the past.

They definitely get the job done! :D

[Lori]

I use anything I can find lol vegetables like cucumbers or carrots, hairbrush, small bottle...im not proud but I once used my dad's electric toothbrush hahaha

[gymgurl]

I use anything I can find lol vegetables like cucumbers or carrots, hairbrush, small bottle...im not proud but I once used my dad's electric toothbrush hahaha

Nothing wrong with any of that lol

[Anna Kadlecova]

Nothing wrong with any of that lol

Oh, I think that cucumber is realy big and thick!

[gymgurl]

Depends on the cucumber lol

[feli 99]

I used Things Like a Pen, the hairbush andle or a carrot
I especially Like the electric toothbrush and a Special App for my mobile phone

[gymgurl]

I used Things Like a Pen, the hairbush andle or a carrot
I especially Like the electric toothbrush and a Special App for my mobile phone

What kinda app??

[Naturelover]

candle and vegetables I had used

[Pultost]

What kinda app??

I'm just thinking out loud, but I would assume it's an app that keeps buzzing. Not sure how healthy it is to have a phone on your crotch over time, though.

[Shaythen]

I’ve definitely used brushes, markers, never tried fruits and veggies though, lol

[Pultost]

I’ve definitely used brushes, markers, never tried fruits and veggies though, lol

Me neither, I prefer to eat those. The fruits and veggies, I mean, not brushes etc. :P

[Emma1133]

I mostly use my fingers. Never tried any veggies

[Xuan]

I use my fingers. The thing you have to watch out for with veggies is bacteria on the veggies. You have to make sure you clean them really good before you go and insert them. I would also do that with other objects as well.

[Emma1133]

Most vegetables I have seen just seem way to big, except maybe a small carrot or something.

[Naturelover]

I use my fingers. The thing you have to watch out for with veggies is bacteria on the veggies. You have to make sure you clean them really good before you go and insert them. I would also do that with other objects as well.

You can also put the veggi into a condom

[Xuan]

You can also put the veggi into a condom

That is a good idea as long as the veggie is not too fat.

[Naturelover]

That is a good idea as long as the veggie is not too fat.

It is good for a banana.

[Zandra]

Most vegetables I have seen just seem way to big, except maybe a small carrot or something.

Would a small carrot fit?

[Anna Kadlecova]

Most vegetables I have seen just seem way to big, except maybe a small carrot or something.

Oh, how many fingers can you use?

[Emma1133]

Would a small carrot fit?

Yea probably but I haven't tried it

[Emma1133]

Oh, how many fingers can you use?

I only use one finger

[Zandra]

Yea probably but I haven't tried it

You should try it. I have and I love it it feels so good

[Zandra]

I only use one finger

That tight?

[Youngmissnat]

Everyone isdifferent andyou have to experiment to know what you like

[big-girls-dont-cry]

I've never done it myself but i'm betting a thin ear of corn on the cob might do the trick

[Gabrielle1]

I've never done it myself but i'm betting a thin ear of corn on the cob might do the trick

Wait what to insert where?

[Mswimmer]

Wait what to insert where?
Maybe putting it in a condom, idk

[ashleigh7]

The bed coroner has always worked wonders for me ;) lol!

[Taelorxo2]

The bed coroner has always worked wonders for me ;) lol!

I used to do this alllllll the time! It does work wonders!

[ashleigh7]

Good God yes! Still my personal favorite

;) yes indeed :P

[ashleigh7]

I used to do this alllllll the time! It does work wonders!

No more??? :)

[Taelorxo2]

No more??? :)

Lol wellll I kinda got myself something battery powered now:D

[ashleigh7]

Lol wellll I kinda got myself something battery powered now:D

Oh!!! Man!!!!! Luck you! ;) lol!

[Taelorxo2]

Oh!!! Man!!!!! Luck you! ;) lol!

lol yeah I’m pretty happy with it;)

[ashleigh7]

Ha! I'll bet;) kinda jealous. Lol! Maybe,one day I will get the courage to get one??? Ha!

[ashleigh7]

lol yeah I’m pretty happy with it;)

Ha! I'll bet kinda jealous. Lol! Maybe,one day I will get the courage to get one??? Ha!

[Taelorxo2]

Ha! I'll bet kinda jealous. Lol! Maybe,one day I will get the courage to get one??? Ha!

Don’t be scared lol . My older cousin ordered mine

[ashleigh7]

Don’t be scared lol . My older cousin ordered mine

Oh ok :) that's makes things a little easier :) I will probably start looking? Any recommendations? :)

[Taelorxo2]

Oh ok :) that's makes things a little easier :) I will probably start looking? Any recommendations? :)

Definitely shop around first. Pure romance has a really good selection. Don’t get something huge lol

[ashleigh7]

Definitely shop around first. Pure romance has a really good selection. Don’t get something huge lol

Oh God! No!!! Something small and easy to hide:) thanks for the tip ;) ha!

[Taelorxo2]

Oh God! No!!! Something small and easy to hide:) thanks for the tip ;) ha!

Welcome!:) good luck!

[ashleigh7]

Welcome!:) good luck!

;) thanks!! Will let ya know..how things go:)

[Taelorxo2]

;) thanks!! Will let ya know..how things go:)

Haha sounds good! :)

[Naturelover]

Yea probably but I haven't tried it

give it a try :yes:

[TiffanySandler]

Hi I am new to this an this is my first post. I mainly use my fingers and a brush handle when I know I am alone.

[Elise05]

I tried insertion a couple times. Of course you are tight when you first try it and I didn't care for it. I just love using my finger or two on my clit. When I started I would hump my pillow which I still do sometimes

[Lucy G]

I tried insertion a couple times. Of course you are tight when you first try it and I didn't care for it. I just love using my finger or two on my clit. When I started I would hump my pillow which I still do sometimes

I’m same. Can’t do fingering inside, rubbing around and on top feels so much better. I always keep my panties on though.

[Elise05]

I’m same. Can’t do fingering inside, rubbing around and on top feels so much better. I always keep my panties on though.

I don't always keep mine on.

[Lucy G]

I don't always keep mine on.

I’ve e mailed you

[Jazmine03]

I tried insertion a couple times. Of course you are tight when you first try it and I didn't care for it. I just love using my finger or two on my clit. When I started I would hump my pillow which I still do sometimes

The shower head works great too!

[Elise05]

The shower head works great too!


I will try that tonight! I have used jacuzzi jets

[Jazmine03]

I will try that tonight! I have used jacuzzi jets

I love the feeling of the water pressure on my clit. My sister and I take very long showers lol

[Gabrielle1]

I will try that tonight! I have used jacuzzi jets

Same doesn’t it feel so good?

[Gabrielle1]

I love the feeling of the water pressure on my clit. My sister and I take very long showers lol

Same

[Gabrielle1]

I tried insertion a couple times. Of course you are tight when you first try it and I didn't care for it. I just love using my finger or two on my clit. When I started I would hump my pillow which I still do sometimes

I still do

[stoneflowe96]

The shower head works great too!

Never worked for me. I don't know how often I tried that and still sometimes do, because every one who does it says it is a great feeling.

[ZoeH]

Shower head is amazing haha

[Gabrielle1]

Shower head is amazing haha

Omg ikr

[Elise05]

Me too. You should try a bed corner, unless of course you have bedposts

Body pillow is working great

[Molliec]

Body pillow is working great


Yeah haha quite good fun :)
The first thing tried inserting other than fingers was hairbrush but still prefer externally rubbing etc.

[Pultost]

Shower head is amazing haha

Absolutely, one of the greatest inventions. :D I'm pretty sure they weren't designed to come off by coincidence. :P

[Brigje]

Body pillow is working great

I loved some of my stuffed animals in a special way :)

[Pultost]

I loved some of my stuffed animals in a special way :)

No wonder so many stuffed animals have a permanent smile on their faces. :lol:

[Brigje]

No wonder so many stuffed animals have a permanent smile on their faces. :lol:

Yes many have been "there" and done "that" :D

[Pultost]

Yes many have been "there" and done "that" :D

Yeah, they're a lucky bunch. :D

[Gabrielle1]

Yeah haha quite good fun :)
The first thing tried inserting other than fingers was hairbrush but still prefer externally rubbing etc.

Same

[melissa16]

Isn't that close to beastiality?
I think it'd creep me out.:eek:



If thats the case, there must be a lot of girls that creep you out..

[MikaylaP]

I used to do this alllllll the time! It does work wonders!

This is still my fav way to do it and was how I learned. Still gives me the best o's lol

[Taelorxo2]

This is still my fav way to do it and was how I learned. Still gives me the best o's lol

It is one of the best ways !! I still do every once in a while but my vibe is just too fun :D

[ashleigh7]

Yeppers..the bed edge...does work some wonders sometimes;) lol!

[KristenM]

Shower heads = heaven :P

[AshleighB]

Shower heads = heaven :P

Oh yes, put it on the power spray position works wonders :D

[Pultost]

Shower heads = heaven :P

Oh yes, put it on the power spray position works wonders :D

A great motivation to shower every day. :D

[KristenM]

Is 3 showers a day too much? Hahahaha

[Pultost]

Is 3 showers a day too much? Hahahaha

Nah, just make a good excuse for the additional ones. "Whoops, spilled coffee on my t-shirt. Have to take a shower now!" :lol:

[ZoeH]

Shower heads = heaven :P

Yessss!

[Pultost]

Nope. I’ve taken 4 showers in one day and only 1 was for the purpose of getting clean. Thank you Mr. Shower head

At least we don't have to worry about hygiene. :lol:

[Pultost]

I'm pretty clean for most of the times myself. xD

[lori99]

Nope. I’ve taken 4 showers in one day and only 1 was for the purpose of getting clean. Thank you Mr. Shower head

Your parents didn’t make any comments? Hahaha

[lori99]

Well lucky you haha
My parents would get SO nosy and ask too much questions

[ZoeH]

Just be honest with them. Trust me, as soon as you say I was masturbating, they will never ask questions again.

Omg thats hilarious lmfao

[lori99]

Just be honest with them. Trust me, as soon as you say I was masturbating, they will never ask questions again.

I admire you for saying that hahahs
You have the biggest balls I have seen

[lori99]

Lol thank you. It remains to be seen if I actually had the balls to say it myself though. I probably would to my mom but I don’t want my dad to know when I have alone time.

Still more courageous than me lol
I don’t even want my mom to know I own lingerie hahaha

[lori99]

Lol oooo sexy :D I wouldn’t want my mom to know either. She’d start assuming all kinds of things. I don’t have a reason to own any though unless a couple thongs count.

Oh I meant actual sets, not just thongs lol

[lori99]

Lucky. Hehe I’d actually love to own some but I don’t have much reason other than to dress up for myself in my bedroom. Hmm that doesn’t sound like a bad idea actually.

I wholeheartedly support this idea!

[Shaythen]

Body pillows and shower heads are definitely the greatest inventions ever, lol

[lori99]

Body pillows and shower heads are definitely the greatest inventions ever, lol

It really makes getting clean much easier;)

[gurquenjen]

Body pillows and shower heads are definitely the greatest inventions ever, lol

My mother decided to wash my sheets after I left for college (usually it's something I do myself because I preferred to do my own laundry), and that included the pillowcase on my bodypillow.
Her: I washed your bodypillow's case. Boy, you must drool in your sleep a lot, that thing is so stained.
Me: Yep. Yep, yep, yep. (I mean, it is drool of a sort, girl drool (though I find that term abhorrent, in this case it works).

[Pultost]

My mother decided to wash my sheets after I left for college (usually it's something I do myself because I preferred to do my own laundry), and that included the pillowcase on my bodypillow.
Her: I washed your bodypillow's case. Boy, you must drool in your sleep a lot, that thing is so stained.
Me: Yep. Yep, yep, yep. (I mean, it is drool of a sort, girl drool (though I find that term abhorrent, in this case it works).

Nice one, that could easily have become awkward. xD

[ashleigh7]

Don’t laugh...but some of my swimsuits have become my best friend:)

[Shaythen]

Not sure if this question is allowed. But what do you find is the best position for you? On your back, stomach, side.....? Just curious

For me, on my stomach with a pillow under me or sitting on my knees on a pillow and fingers

[ashleigh7]

I know. That’s so hot

Ha! Thanks;)

[melissa16]

Body pillows and shower heads are definitely the greatest inventions ever, lol

I totally agree..:yes:

[ZoeH]

For me, on my stomach with a pillow under me or sitting on my knees on a pillow and fingers

Ive always found on my back works best for me. Everyones different though

[ClaireHofmann]

Ive always found on my back works best for me. Everyones different though
It's like that for me too. I feel like it's way easier to focus on the pleasure.

[Shaythen]

Ive always found on my back works best for me. Everyones different though

Very true, use what works and feels good for you

[Pultost]

Don’t laugh...but some of my swimsuits have become my best friend:)

No shame in that, whatever gets you off works. :yes:

[TessTheGreat]

Ive always found on my back works best for me. Everyones different though

Same. On my back is best.

[ashleigh7]

No shame in that, whatever gets you off works. :yes:
:D thanks.....And 10000% agree. :P

[sofie04]

Don’t laugh...but some of my swimsuits have become my best friend:)

hehe agreed :)

[ashleigh7]

hehe agreed :)

Ha! ;) glad it's not just me:)

[tara_kay]

Ive always found on my back works best for me. Everyones different though

I agree with this. It’s easiest for me when I am laying in my own bed on my back.

[gurquenjen]

Kinda crazy but doggystyle makes me ... so much. My face in my pillow and butt in the air. Another position is I get close to the headboard with my butt and put my feet on the headboard and lay on my back. It feels so good like I can get deeper with my brush.

Bingo. If I've got the time and a headboard...then I'm delighted to leave footprints on my wall.

[TiffanySandler]

For me, on my stomach with a pillow under me or sitting on my knees on a pillow and fingers

Same here omg feels so amazing

[TiffanySandler]

I agree with this. It’s easiest for me when I am laying in my own bed on my back.

Sounds amazing and enjoyable

[Shaythen]

Same here omg feels so amazing

Yes it does ;)

[TiffanySandler]

Yes it does ;)

How can you last doing it this way?

[Shaythen]

How can you last doing it this way?

It just depends, sometimes a few minutes if I’m on my stomach, longer if I’m “sitting” on my pillow, lol

Wbu?

[TiffanySandler]

It just depends, sometimes a few minutes if I’m on my stomach, longer if I’m “sitting” on my pillow, lol

Wbu?
Laying on my stomach usually longer, sitting and riding my fingers or pillow i can finish really fast.

[stoneflowe96]

For me, on my stomach with a pillow under me or sitting on my knees on a pillow and fingers

Beeing on my knees on a pillow is still a fast way for me. But mostly I'm on my back or sit my comfy sofa

[Julia05]

Not sure if this question is allowed. But what do you find is the best position for you? On your back, stomach, side.....? Just curious

For my lying in my Back with bent legs

[Priya02]

So i think im missing something reading older posts. Whats the teddy bear thing? Is that an innuendo for something else or do ppl mean their actual cute fluffy teddy bears?

[Pultost]

So i think im missing something reading older posts. Whats the teddy bear thing? Is that an innuendo for something else or do ppl mean their actual cute fluffy teddy bears?

No, it's actual cute fluffy teddy bears. Those teddy bears get a lot of p***y. ;)

[nudiegurl13]

On my back works best. But if I really have the tingles sitting down works too lol

[Shiny Moon]

No, it's actual cute fluffy teddy bears. Those teddy bears get a lot of p***y. ;)

lmao, that's a throwback to when I was 12 years old. I still keep one that got more than my first boyfriend lol

[Pultost]

lmao, that's a throwback to when I was 12 years old. I still keep one that got more than my first boyfriend lol

Yeah, old Teddy isn't my first choice anymore, poor guy. :P Heh, then it can't complain. xD

[Brigje]

No, it's actual cute fluffy teddy bears. Those teddy bears get a lot of p***y. ;)

lmao, that's a throwback to when I was 12 years old. I still keep one that got more than my first boyfriend lol

LOL About the same for me, he was my "best friend" between 10 and 13.
He is still in my bedroom and turned into a voyeur and has seen more of me and my "business" than any other creature on this planet.

[Pultost]

LOL About the same for me, he was my "best friend" between 10 and 13.
He is still in my bedroom and turned into a voyeur and has seen more of me and my "business" than any other creature on this planet.

Good thing they can't talk, eh? xD

[Shaythen]

I still have my trusty teddy bear, thank god he can’t talk or the stories he’d tell, lol

[Laren502]

I still have my teddy bear too lol he still gets some every once in a while lol

[Rachie97]

No, it's actual cute fluffy teddy bears. Those teddy bears get a lot of p***y. ;)

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[Pultost]

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Good one. :lol:

[ashleigh7]

If my bed corner and a few items of clothes that feel good on could talk...I’d be screwed;) lol!

[ashleigh7]

I know. That’s so hot

:) ha! Thanks...you should give it a try;)

[Pultost]

If my bed corner and a few items of clothes that feel good on could talk...I’d be screwed;) lol!

Definitely, I'm glad the shower can't talk either, and maybe gossip about me to the next person using it. :P

[ashleigh7]

Definitely, I'm glad the shower can't talk either, and maybe gossip about me to the next person using it. :P

Ha! :) I know right!?

[Catt]

I still have my teddy bear too lol he still gets some every once in a while lol

Omg so it’s not just me?!?!

[Catt]

Definitely, I'm glad the shower can't talk either, and maybe gossip about me to the next person using it. :P

Omg my shower is such a slut lol

[Pultost]

Omg my shower is such a slut lol

Mine too, keeps begging for more. :P

[Naturelover]

Omg my shower is such a slut lol
Mine too, keeps begging for more. :P


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[Laren502]

Omg so it’s not just me?!?!

Haha no , not just you

[Brigje]

If my bed corner and a few items of clothes that feel good on could talk...I’d be screwed;) lol!

I still have my trusty teddy bear, thank god he can’t talk or the stories he’d tell, lol

LOL About the same for me, he was my "best friend" between 10 and 13.
He is still in my bedroom and turned into a voyeur and has seen more of me and my "business" than any other creature on this planet.

Haha reading these and other related messages I was also thinking about this.
They won't tell anyone either ;)

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[ashleigh7]

Haha reading these and other related messages I was also thinking about this.
They won't tell anyone either ;)
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Oh god!!!! Noooooooo.!!!!!!! :) lol!!!!

[Jessica.lang19]

I am very glad my dog can't talk, lol...

[Catt]

I am very glad my dog can't talk, lol...

Oh? Why?

[Jessica.lang19]

Oh? Why?


He has seen things, lol....

[Shaythen]

Haha reading these and other related messages I was also thinking about this.
They won't tell anyone either ;)
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Unfortunately my dog could say that, lol

[Catt]

He has seen things, lol....

Ohhhh
That’s ok, so long as seen and not done

[Jessica.lang19]

Ohhhh
That’s ok, so long as seen and not done

OMG!! I didn't realize that my post could be interpreted like that! He has seen me masturbate to many times to count

[Catt]

OMG!! I didn't realize that my post could be interpreted like that! He has seen me masturbate to many times to count

I figured but there are creepy people about here
You seem very nice though

[Pultost]

I could never bring myself to masturbate when a pet is in the same room. Unless it's a goldfish, they don't count. :P

[Catt]

I could never bring myself to masturbate when a pet is in the same room. Unless it's a goldfish, they don't count. :P

Same here
I don’t need that kind of bad luck

[Pultost]

Same here
I don’t need that kind of bad luck

Yeah it just doesn't seem right for me.

[HFrint]

Definitely, I'm glad the shower can't talk either, and maybe gossip about me to the next person using it. :P

My shower head can come down and I use it on my parts. It feels nice.

[Catt]

My shower head can come down and I use it on my parts. It feels nice.

Anakin you need to stop posting in the girls area!
It’s not an accident anymore
Reported

[ZoeH]

One reason Im glad I dont have pets lmao

[Pultost]

One reason Im glad I dont have pets lmao

Me too, I know someone who has a dog who knows how to open doors, not what you want when private time is desired. :P

[Natacha]

Me too, I know someone who has a dog who knows how to open doors, not what you want when private time is desired. :P

Is that so bad? To have a dog in the room while masturbating?

[melissa16]

My dog see's me masturbating and naked all the time..lol good thing he can't talk

[Pultost]

Is that so bad? To have a dog in the room while masturbating?

It just doesn't seem right in my head.

[Natacha]

It just doesn't seem right in my head.

What's the dog thinking, in your head? :-)

[Pultost]

What's the dog thinking, in your head? :-)

Probably something like: "Again, Anita? Really? Didn't you just get some?" Or something along those lines. :P

[Natacha]

Probably something like: "Again, Anita? Really? Didn't you just get some?" Or something along those lines. :P

Or "Why does she do that, when they say you go blind?"

[Pultost]

Or "Why does she do that, when they say you go blind?"

Haha, yeah maybe a dog or another pet would buy that BS. :lol:

[Karalectric]

My dog is usually too busy licking himself or going to town on his toy to care about what i am doing :P

[Pultost]

My dog is usually too busy licking himself or going to town on his toy to care about what i am doing :P

Glad he's too busy to pay attention. :P

[Karalectric]

Glad he's too busy to pay attention. :P

Yes. Although he LOVES fetch and often interrupts my favorite activities to make me throw a ball. So you can imagine how that goes xD

[Natacha]

Yes. Although he LOVES fetch and often interrupts my favorite activities to make me throw a ball. So you can imagine how that goes xD

And you'll have to be ready to collect the ball before you feel the cold wet nose on you... somewhere...

[Pultost]

Yes. Although he LOVES fetch and often interrupts my favorite activities to make me throw a ball. So you can imagine how that goes xD

Haha, something tells me you have to put your favourite activities aside until the dog is happy. :P

[Karalectric]

And you'll have to be ready to collect the ball before you feel the cold wet nose on you... somewhere...

OMG lol

Haha, something tells me you have to put your favourite activities aside until the dog is happy. :P

Then i would never be happy. He never tires of it!! :P

[Pultost]

OMG lol



Then i would never be happy. He never tires of it!! :P

Bribe someone to take him for a long walk when you need some alone time. :P

[Caycedilla]

Yes. Although he LOVES fetch and often interrupts my favorite activities to make me throw a ball. So you can imagine how that goes xD

I’m suddenly glad I don’t have a dog :eek:

[Karalectric]

I’m suddenly glad I don’t have a dog :eek:

Hahaa yes

Bribe someone to take him for a long walk when you need some alone time. :P

It takes no bribing because he is soooooo cute. xD

btw i definitely was not expecting to discuss this today. That is VT for ya. :lol3:

[Pultost]

It takes no bribing because he is soooooo cute. xD

btw i definitely was not expecting to discuss this today. That is VT for ya. :lol3:

He sure is, I remember the picture of him you posted a good while ago. :yes:

You're improving, give in to your hormones, and your journey to the naughty side will be complete! :P

[Karalectric]

He sure is, I remember the picture of him you posted a good while ago. :yes:

You're improving, give in to your hormones, and your journey to the naughty side will be complete! :P

:heart:

And ty master. ;)

[Pultost]

:heart:

And ty master. ;)

Anytime, my apprentice. ;)

[jeanZ]

Yes. Although he LOVES fetch and often interrupts my favorite activities to make me throw a ball. So you can imagine how that goes xD

This thread has become so funny.

Do you throw the ball in your room, or does the dog really cause you to have to stop and go outside?
How rude of him/her. I never interrupt my dog when he licks his balls.
But neither do I mind him watching me do anything, except go to the bathroom lol.

Two old men are sitting on a porch; a dog lay in front of them licking his balls.
Man 1: I wish I could do that.
Man 2: I'll bet if you pet him first, he'll let you.

[Karalectric]

This thread has become so funny.

Do you throw the ball in your room, or does the dog really cause you to have to stop and go outside?
How rude of him/her. I never interrupt my dog when he licks his balls.
But neither do I mind him watching me do anything, except go to the bathroom lol.


IKR

Nah. Not rude, more like ignorant. lol i just toss the ball across the room again. :P

[jeanZ]

IKR

Nah. Not rude, more like ignorant. lol i just toss the ball across the room again. :P

ok, this might be too graphic, but
doesn't the dog get the ball get kind of slobbery and then you go back to using your fingers to...?
Oh, the imagery :eek:

[Uniquemind]

Goldfish, hamsters, and a turtle are my top choices for a pet for precisely this reason. But I don’t have any pets.

But I’m pretty sure dogs, are wondering what we’re doing, and why the air smells different, because they can smell the hormones from our bodies. I mean hasn’t anybody experienced (even a friend’s dog) go straight for the crotch even when clothed? It’s so embarrassing especially when you know it’s that time of the month and the dog knows...

[Pultost]

Goldfish, hamsters, and a turtle are my top choices for a pet for precisely this reason. But I don’t have any pets.

But I’m pretty sure dogs, are wondering what we’re doing, and why the air smells different, because they can smell the hormones from our bodies. I mean hasn’t anybody experienced (even a friend’s dog) go straight for the crotch even when clothed? It’s so embarrassing especially when you know it’s that time of the month and the dog knows...

Ugh, yeah, that's no fun at all. And then I fear that those around me maybe think I'm wearing the same underwear from the day before.

[Uniquemind]

Ugh, yeah, that's no fun at all. And then I fear that those around me maybe think I'm wearing the same underwear from the day before.

Do dogs do this to guys too I wonder? I got to ask that now. I suspect maybe but not as much because of no monthlies.

[Pultost]

Do dogs do this to guys too I wonder? I got to ask that now. I suspect maybe but not as much because of no monthlies.

No idea. Maybe if they don't shake it good enough after a bathroom break, who knows. xD

[gurquenjen]

No idea. Maybe if they don't shake it good enough after a bathroom break, who knows. xD

My boyfriend's dog used to AGGRESSIVELY sniff both of us after we had been intimate. My boyfriend and I, that is, not the dog. It was annoying and sometimes awkward if there were other people around.

[xELENAx]

I could never bring myself to masturbate when a pet is in the same room. Unless it's a goldfish, they don't count. :P

please everyone when you read this don't let your imaginations run wild!!!

My Dog and i masturbate togerher all the time. While i'm on the bed having a good time ne is on the floor licking his balls..lol

There have been a few times when he's gotten too "nosey" and i've had to get him out of my room.

[melissa16]

Thats funny, xELENAx

[Natacha]

please everyone when you read this don't let your imaginations run wild!!!

My Dog and i masturbate togerher all the time. While i'm on the bed having a good time ne is on the floor licking his balls..lol

There have been a few times when he's gotten too "nosey" and i've had to get him out of my room.

Yes I see nothing wrong with that. And my imagination is not running that wild :-)

[Pultost]

My boyfriend's dog used to AGGRESSIVELY sniff both of us after we had been intimate. My boyfriend and I, that is, not the dog. It was annoying and sometimes awkward if there were other people around.

Ugh, I can only imagine that would be awkward. Busted! :P

please everyone when you read this don't let your imaginations run wild!!!

My Dog and i masturbate togerher all the time. While i'm on the bed having a good time ne is on the floor licking his balls..lol

There have been a few times when he's gotten too "nosey" and i've had to get him out of my room.

Glad you set some limits for him. xD

[jeanZ]

Do dogs do this to guys too I wonder? I got to ask that now. I suspect maybe but not as much because of no monthlies.

Yeah they do. My bf hates when dogs sniff his crotch. He's afraid they're about to bite him lol.

And they do with me especially during my period and after sex or alone time.
When our dog was a pup, he knew when to attack the bathroom trash can. We had to get one with a secure top.

[gurquenjen]

Omg I’ve had this happen too, and my dog is little so I never know where he is. I’ll be laying there with my eyes closed and feel a cold wet nose on my leg. Fortunately it hasn’t made its way other places. One time he was in my room and heard me orgasm. I think he thought something was wrong.

My dog hates when anyone touches anyone else (I think the poor thing was abused and witnessed some sort of violence or might just be really protective of me), and will bark and get super defensive, so we've taken to just kicking her out of the bedroom (or wherever we are when the mood strikes us) when it is business time. If I scream when I climax, though, she howls in what can only be termed pure and unadulterated terror, so that's awkward.

[xELENAx]

Omg I’ve had this happen too, and my dog is little so I never know where he is. I’ll be laying there with my eyes closed and feel a cold wet nose on my leg. Fortunately it hasn’t made its way other places. One time he was in my room and heard me orgasm. I think he thought something was wrong.

My dog is a really big mixed breed. He is as big as me so the whole house usually knows where he is. When he is "nosey" I'm pretty sure he is trying to get to the "other places" you mentioned.

[Pultost]

Funny how this went from masturbation to discussing dogs. :lol: