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WaffleSingSong
July 11th, 2012, 01:20 AM
Hello, I am WaffenSingSong, And I come to reign my terror apon the Virtual Teen Forums!

Er...I mean, I am happy to be a new member here! *maniacal grin*


Anywhom, like before, Am glad to be a new member of Virtual Teen. This looks like a cool site, with reasons joining because I get bored with most of my schoolmates (Because my school is an Aristocratic hellhole, if not all are) and it would be interesting to meet some new faces. Also, I seem too smart for everyone else at school, and would also like to meet fellow teens with equal or even higher IQ. Lastly, my friends call me a "Dr.Phil" because I know whats best with there relationships (even though I only dated a girl twice) But enough about that, let me show you some details about me.

Little Nikifor was born in the West Arkhangelsk Medical Center in Arkhangelsk, Arkhangelskaya Oblast, Russian Federation. And, yes, I am Russian, but my Russian ancestry traces back to Greece and im also half Japanese from my mom who is Japanese. Anywhom, As a youngin, I loved to draw, I mean, LOVED. TO. DRAW. I drew almost everyday, drawing at least 30 pictures, and got pretty good at it. However, when I got to the 2nd Grade, my favorite from Elementary only surpassed by 4th, I lost interest, and realized that I just love using my brain (Its like a drug, but you actually gain brain cells instead of lose them :D) and started to nerd out my life. Eventually, I became the smartest person in school with no one even becoming close to my sheer awesome brain with so many wrinkles it makes Larry King look ageless lawl. and started to get interested in Social Studies. After some heavy looking in the 6th, I became interested in Politics, mainly far-left politics. But after I started tingling with some good ol' Marx, I found Memes, tons of them. And the internet became my mistress from sheer addiction. I browse the Internet all the time, mainly for Memes, YouTube and random info. As of today, I have discoverd and read the CreepyPasta known as Squidward's Suicide, and that is the most scariest story in my enitre life. No, really, I don't give a damn about Saw, Hostel or Paranormal Activity, who ever wrote this tale of dread has both Edgar Allen Poe and H.P Lovecraft as ancestors, and then watched a whole litter of puppies drown and then get squished by an iron fist.

( http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward%27s_Suicide here it is, If you want to flush out your mind of all positive hope)


Well, thats about it, Oh yeah, And I also like Football (both kinds) and just about every music in the world, besides some pop, and Turkish Techno *shivers*

Darknova8
July 11th, 2012, 02:11 AM
Hey hey welcome to the virtual teen forum nice to meet you and great introduction. :)

WaffleSingSong
July 11th, 2012, 02:22 AM
Thank you :D

JustAnotherGay
July 13th, 2012, 04:43 PM
Wow! Welcome to VT Nikifor! That was quite an introduction! Enjoy! :)

Professional Russian
July 13th, 2012, 04:45 PM
If your looking for smart people ignore me im one of the dumbest here that or im just hard headed as hell

Azunite
July 13th, 2012, 06:19 PM
If your looking for smart people ignore me im one of the dumbest here that or im just hard headed as hell

Get a break man.


Anyway, I welcome you, we always have a place for a Tojo-Helennistic-Rus

Scarface
July 13th, 2012, 06:34 PM
If your looking for smart people ignore me im one of the dumbest here that or im just hard headed as hell

now that made me laugh, but seriously man, don't down yourself and shit man, being hard headed ain't that bad if what you like is what makes you passionate, just be more open minded.

Now at the OP that was one of the more informative introductions i've seen in a long time. so enjoy yourself here.

Professional Russian
July 13th, 2012, 07:05 PM
now that made me laugh, but seriously man, don't down yourself and shit man, being hard headed ain't that bad if what you like is what makes you passionate, just be more open minded.

Now at the OP that was one of the more informative introductions i've seen in a long time. so enjoy yourself here.

yeah that was imformative. and thanks for the words of wisdom ronnie