View Full Version : Weirdest place you've masturbated?
Human
July 5th, 2012, 05:08 PM
where
trisha1
July 5th, 2012, 05:15 PM
class, mall, park, swimming pool, restaurant, dinner table with family, car, bus, beach.. actually almost everywhere lol.. Im horny all the time :/
Human
July 5th, 2012, 05:19 PM
Oh god how did you manage to at the dinner table?
trisha1
July 5th, 2012, 05:22 PM
haha, I did wear only a jersey and nothing underneath.. I think my dad knew but he doesnt mind me doing it. He catches me quite often. I just went for it in a sneaky way under the table.. I moaned silently when I came but lucky didnt squirt that time haha
Ben_E
July 5th, 2012, 05:22 PM
Wow too many places.. Where do i start.. last place was on the train
IanO
July 5th, 2012, 05:30 PM
In a hotel room in Paris, while my friend was showering.
BrassMonkey
July 5th, 2012, 10:49 PM
In a Campground restroom.
Taryn98
July 5th, 2012, 11:08 PM
in class, public bathrooms, movies, changing rooms at the mall, school bus, the park behind my house, backseat of the car, on a ride at Six Flags
just to name a few
loganbenson
July 5th, 2012, 11:28 PM
In a bush by my mom's apartment complex
fasldkfjasfjaowf
July 6th, 2012, 12:05 AM
In a bush? wow...lol that sounds exciting.
Umm...for me it would have to be in a tent with my buddy sleeping next to me :)
Sean4U
July 6th, 2012, 06:48 PM
many of the same places mentioned, class, locker room, mall, back seat of car on vacation, school bus, beach.....just not in the bushes or in Paris :D
DamoMac
July 6th, 2012, 08:42 PM
Backyard, that's it really.
JennyW
July 6th, 2012, 09:31 PM
Lets see a car, movies, friends bathroom, my living room, school, beach
gman88
July 7th, 2012, 12:08 AM
my girlfriends bathroom and then she walked in, so next on her face;)
fetish
July 7th, 2012, 05:30 AM
everywhere and everytimes cause i am soooooo much horny
zadec
July 7th, 2012, 01:05 PM
Im thinking bout doing it in the theater later.... It's an exiting thing to do in public but you need to be careful
Steve365
July 7th, 2012, 09:09 PM
school bathroom
wild1
July 7th, 2012, 09:22 PM
In the woods
curvyrach
July 7th, 2012, 09:51 PM
haha, I did wear only a jersey and nothing underneath.. I think my dad knew but he doesnt mind me doing it. He catches me quite often. I just went for it in a sneaky way under the table.. I moaned silently when I came but lucky didnt squirt that time haha
That's hot[;
Ummm beach, car, public bathrooms, school bathroom, movie theater
SydRoosters
July 8th, 2012, 08:06 AM
The White House... on Obama's desk ;)
yankeefan
July 8th, 2012, 08:33 AM
attic
Dinozzo
July 8th, 2012, 02:08 PM
In the woods, School Bathroom ; Shower (I was alone), Cinema, Car, Bus, Train...
Destructor
July 8th, 2012, 02:11 PM
lounge room,,, aren't i exciting? LOL
Martianus
July 8th, 2012, 02:20 PM
Cinema, sea, car, elevator (elevator is more funny for sex anyway =D)
scer123
July 8th, 2012, 02:41 PM
back seat of the a car, with my sister and dad in the passenger and divers seat...
Skumar824
July 8th, 2012, 09:59 PM
My neighbors pool, my neighboors back yard, my other neighbors backyard, many changing rooms and bathrooms, school locker room, gym locker room, steam room, behind my school, the bus, an office I worked at, the park I work at
sms22
July 8th, 2012, 10:02 PM
Airplane bathroom
Gallifrey
July 9th, 2012, 12:10 AM
When I was in boy scouts I jerked in the tent while my tent partner slept then I stepped outside to "pee"
NedStark
July 9th, 2012, 12:12 AM
Jacked off underneath a houseboat and then a bunch of blue gill swarmed and ate/fought over my jizz.
ilovethegoodfeeling
July 9th, 2012, 12:17 AM
in my closet.
CoolStoryBro 15
July 9th, 2012, 12:44 AM
Not as intense or exciting as a lot of the people on here, but at the school restroom, the woods, and at my grandparents house
Justiney26
July 9th, 2012, 09:39 AM
haha, I did wear only a jersey and nothing underneath.. I think my dad knew but he doesnt mind me doing it. He catches me quite often. I just went for it in a sneaky way under the table.. I moaned silently when I came but lucky didnt squirt that time haha
hehe thats really hot.
for me front yard, backyard, pool, school bus, friends living room, public bathroom at disneyland lol, and park
Mollypop
July 9th, 2012, 11:02 AM
haha, I did wear only a jersey and nothing underneath.. I think my dad knew but he doesnt mind me doing it. He catches me quite often. I just went for it in a sneaky way under the table.. I moaned silently when I came but lucky didnt squirt that time haha
That's pretty hot. I don't think I'd have the courage to do that.
Ashleigh97
July 9th, 2012, 02:21 PM
baseball game
RachelW
July 9th, 2012, 02:46 PM
hotel, movies, school bathroom, car,
Ellie wood crainey
July 9th, 2012, 06:01 PM
on a park bench with some girlies
Gigablue
July 9th, 2012, 06:20 PM
Hotel bathroom, in a car while my parents were driving, airplane bathroom
auzzue
July 9th, 2012, 06:58 PM
Weirdest Place I've done it: In a tent while camping in Holland
Weirdest thing I did it on: My brothers toothbrush after he put a sandwich in my laptops D:// drive. Damn him.
Dark Sparrow
July 9th, 2012, 07:02 PM
in the woods, train toilets, national history museum in new york, balcony in lanzarote, hotel room on school trip
SamW
July 9th, 2012, 10:42 PM
In a park by my house
Andelicious
July 10th, 2012, 12:12 AM
In a movie theater. That may not sound weird at first, but what made it so unusual was that the girl I was with was the one masturbating me. On top of that, there was another girl sitting a few seats over who was apparently also on a date who pretty much watched the whole thing haha
Inventor2
July 10th, 2012, 12:41 AM
Standing at the end of a dock looking over a huge lake at 2-3 am lol
Lock
July 10th, 2012, 03:48 AM
Wow u guys.well mine was in a cyber cafe,dats right
takemyh-nd
July 10th, 2012, 04:50 AM
I did it in a brand new Wal*Mart's bathroom. I'm so ashamed to say that.
Anyone51
July 10th, 2012, 10:38 AM
Beach... At school... the bus... the open showers in the ladies changerooms at a beach with a girl who was already there doing it
Jesse7X
July 10th, 2012, 12:28 PM
I've gotten a handjob and fingered her in a mcdonalds play pen thing.
Human
July 10th, 2012, 01:06 PM
anyone
trumpfy
July 10th, 2012, 02:10 PM
Probably just in the school bathroom. The teacher asked why i was gone so long and i felt really awkward
TheWaterPrince
July 10th, 2012, 04:01 PM
Hmm idk my grandmas bathroom was kind of weird
Ellie wood crainey
July 10th, 2012, 04:33 PM
Literally happened to day I was a the theme park and on a not particularly scary ride and had a bit or a cheeky finger and ended up squirting over the seat you can almost see in the picture, tehe gonna do That again!!
tytf
July 10th, 2012, 05:38 PM
home
tytf
July 10th, 2012, 05:39 PM
nice
bus730
July 10th, 2012, 08:07 PM
At a lock in at our church
Jevon
July 10th, 2012, 09:42 PM
The beach and in a car in a parking lot
Atomicbob11
July 10th, 2012, 10:25 PM
in a tent
HowlingSnail
July 11th, 2012, 09:22 AM
In a shop.
davidav
July 11th, 2012, 10:45 AM
just outside in a quiet place that I know. Nonetheless, I've been caught by friends, very embarassing ! (in fact they don't caught me while I did it but I was completely nude and I didn't have the time to put clothes on)
trisha1
July 12th, 2012, 05:43 AM
Literally happened to day I was a the theme park and on a not particularly scary ride and had a bit or a cheeky finger and ended up squirting over the seat you can almost see in the picture, tehe gonna do That again!!
I have the same "problem" haha, i like to masterbate in lots of public places and I often squirt when I cum so sometimes i cant finish because it would be too obv.. how do u make sure u dont get noticed?
MaryBeth
July 12th, 2012, 04:23 PM
It's not that crazy but I masturbate in the woods a lot, it's really peaceful. But the weirdest place would maybe be in my living room or on a bus.
tytf
July 14th, 2012, 09:21 PM
idk my friend
TheStarsShadow
July 14th, 2012, 09:50 PM
I haven't done it in many weird places. Just my friends shower, and out in the woods.
derpderp
July 14th, 2012, 09:56 PM
It's not that crazy but I masturbate in the woods a lot, it's really peaceful...]
I've done it before too in the woods, or well it was a wood-ed area behind old neighborhood...
As for other places ummm, school bathroom, school classroom (albeit didn't cum...), um in wood-ed area I mentioned, and that's about it on awkward places...
kiddo67
July 14th, 2012, 10:12 PM
in the airplane bathroom, the school bathroom, the hospital bathroom, my exgirlfriends room while she was taking a shower, at the movie theater, and at a concert :D
avrocaleb
July 16th, 2012, 06:15 AM
dont know if you guys heard but on 22nd febuary 2011 Christchurch. New Zealand had a 6.3 killer quake and me and a friend were wanking in my room at the time when it hit and ran outside pulling our pants up on the way.
Floge
July 16th, 2012, 06:34 AM
On a plane :) I also managed to do it in a public bathroom and the changing room at the local swimming pool.
WaffleSingSong
July 16th, 2012, 10:00 AM
Once time I did it while in my half-sister's convertible in a Wal-Mart parking lot with the roof down. Wow, what a rush.
Another story, one time a student at my school was masturbating under the teacher's desk and the teacher caught him XD Poor guy was made fun of for weeks...
fast8
July 16th, 2012, 10:04 AM
showers at a campground
Mattman98
July 16th, 2012, 10:15 AM
Woods, in a creek, on the beach, public park bathrooms think thats about it
Thunder1117
July 16th, 2012, 10:20 AM
a car, friends houses, school, locker room :)
LitBlackRose
July 16th, 2012, 10:25 AM
Ummm in the woods and ok so it was lik the final test and the teacher let us bring pillows so I brought like a kinda large one and I had a skirt that day so I did it through the test hehe and I got the highest scores in my class . hehe
TaylorrStevens
July 16th, 2012, 03:26 PM
Weirdest place I ever masturbated has to bethe doctors office
CorrectPassword
July 17th, 2012, 03:14 AM
In a tent with a few friends while camping (had to be extra sneaky cause they were awake)
Grandparents house
In a room while my friend was asleep
I want to try more places but never get the chance :/
birds of canada
July 17th, 2012, 03:57 AM
One time i masterbated in the aeroplane over the sea
footballpro
July 17th, 2012, 03:58 AM
Just curious how do you masturbate in class?? lol
I masturbated below my grandmas deck:)
Snowfall
July 17th, 2012, 05:59 AM
In a car :P
aman69
July 17th, 2012, 12:05 PM
School bathroom
aman69
July 17th, 2012, 12:17 PM
haha, I did wear only a jersey and nothing underneath.. I think my dad knew but he doesnt mind me doing it. He catches me quite often. I just went for it in a sneaky way under the table.. I moaned silently when I came but lucky didnt squirt that time haha
Is it easier for girls to do it through their clothes? Guys have to get the whole thing out. Or do you just reach in your pants? message me or kik me at aman102298 with the answers. thanks Trisha1
Infinityslam
July 17th, 2012, 05:33 PM
I was sitting in a jacuzzi (alone) and a few meters from me a girl was showering and undid her bikini top, it was an amazingly perfect body so I stated fapping so damn hard, you couln't see anything because of the bubbles :3
goodbyeVTF21
July 18th, 2012, 12:50 AM
Hotel
president1234
July 18th, 2012, 07:42 AM
Outside, back of a bus, few other places
DMAW
July 18th, 2012, 10:29 AM
outside,school toilet and friends room.
LittleMsMusic
July 27th, 2012, 06:41 PM
The weirdest place was the bathroom at the Buffalo Philharmonic with lots of ladies yelling at me 2 hurry up. Ive also done it in the school bathroom and I plan to try it on a plane and everywhere we stop on our cruise.. idk its sorta a weird goal
EdwardBi15
July 27th, 2012, 07:10 PM
At a rest stop! Lol
spartanrob
July 28th, 2012, 12:25 AM
in the center circle of the soccer field at school - it was like 1:00 am and it was because I lost at strip poker
RJFH1997
July 28th, 2012, 07:58 AM
In the back of a school band bus and in my ex gf's camper.
randomnessqueen
July 28th, 2012, 09:00 AM
ive done it a few different places in school. weirdest i guess would be in the hallway
geileramerikaner
July 29th, 2012, 02:27 PM
I would say for me that I was at a computer in the library or at the university with people surrounding me.
James17
August 3rd, 2012, 08:42 PM
I got to school a little early, and I was bored so I just jerked it in the bathroom stall
salty
August 4th, 2012, 09:30 AM
In my friends mouth
Destructor
August 4th, 2012, 09:50 AM
kitchen lol
The captain
August 4th, 2012, 10:20 AM
woods, airplane's bathroom
Dboy15
August 4th, 2012, 11:17 AM
Public washroom.
Deltaphi
August 9th, 2012, 08:27 PM
School bus, urinal.
Notateen4muchlonger
August 10th, 2012, 12:49 AM
I am a runner, and one time I felt the need to masturbate in the middle of the woods.
ForrestGump
August 10th, 2012, 06:00 AM
How do you guys do it in the movie theater don't you get caught?
Stephan
August 10th, 2012, 06:06 AM
Lol..I'm getting horny from just reading these comments..
Hmm..I'm not that exotic..I'd the most far fetched place I've done it would be in a hotel room.
Perfectly Flawed
August 10th, 2012, 06:14 AM
Woods
chiliguy
August 10th, 2012, 08:42 AM
I remember one time at the mall, and one other time in a hotel room, while my 3 friends were sleeping everywhere. I'm so glad they didn't wake up that moment! :P
JimmyIsNowAMan
August 10th, 2012, 08:49 AM
Bathroom at church.
Telkanis
August 10th, 2012, 09:20 AM
Airplane bathroom and Guggenheim art museum bathroom.
Jaysonn
August 16th, 2012, 04:43 PM
Managed to do it in my science exam last week and still got an A* F*CK YEAH!
Where have you?
Hahah how did you manage to wank in a science exam Ahhahaha! - one way to make them more interesting ahha
Jimmy97
August 16th, 2012, 06:25 PM
Weirded is behind a fence with a hole in (penis showing to the otherside) busy street, luckly that no one look over th fence too see my face.
lilygirl16
August 19th, 2012, 05:47 PM
Ive done it at the movies, my brothers bed and I lost my virginity at the top of a twisty slide at the park lol :D
andrew2020
August 19th, 2012, 05:49 PM
An Amish person's store's bathroom.
zoe18
August 30th, 2012, 03:39 PM
class, school bus, changing rooms (favourite!), car, woods, mall, starbucks lol and plenty of others.....
Cycling Penguin
August 30th, 2012, 04:48 PM
Swimming pool
easyrider
August 30th, 2012, 04:51 PM
The local park
jboss
September 2nd, 2012, 03:14 PM
doctor's office (doc wasn't in there at the time)
companioncube
September 2nd, 2012, 03:26 PM
I'm ashamed to say school bus.
I was ten.
CourtingErmine
September 2nd, 2012, 03:33 PM
I had just entered puberty at 13, about 5 months after that, I didn't know what I was doing, and it was at my private Catholic school in religion class. Thankfully, nobody noticed, but if they did, they didn't give me any heat for it, bad, I know. This beats your church bathroom too bastaya50.
Asiandude
September 2nd, 2012, 08:19 PM
car lol
Lego
September 3rd, 2012, 01:30 AM
Costa rica condo, lol tent, outside, school bathroom + recroom( no one else was there) friends houses behind oblivious friend on couch watching dirty show lol lots. Not yet on an airplane but i hate leaving my seat
Jackerlus
September 3rd, 2012, 04:00 PM
In a bush? wow...lol that sounds exciting.
Umm...for me it would have to be in a tent with my buddy sleeping next to me :)
Same here, except with a friend on each side asleep >.<
Ciara
September 3rd, 2012, 06:47 PM
in my grandmas living room while she was making tea. i soaked my knickers and the sofa cushion, i just turned it over :eek:
KellyNC
September 3rd, 2012, 07:06 PM
Just my friend's coach really lol, not sure how much fun some of these other wilder locations could be.
JDubs
September 3rd, 2012, 07:08 PM
in my friends hand next to my sleeping brother :Q lol
meepzhou
September 3rd, 2012, 07:28 PM
backseat of car
JimmyIsNowAMan
September 3rd, 2012, 07:32 PM
I had just entered puberty at 13, about 5 months after that, I didn't know what I was doing, and it was at my private Catholic school in religion class. Thankfully, nobody noticed, but if they did, they didn't give me any heat for it, bad, I know. This beats your church bathroom too bastaya50.
Ahahahaha! It sure does! And the name's Jimmy! :drunk:
Cole881
September 3rd, 2012, 07:47 PM
School bathroom, In a tree lol, friends sisters room, while everyone was outside, i came in her pantie drawer haha
horizonlooker
September 4th, 2012, 07:19 PM
Living room couch lol..
But the weirdest place I've been given a hand job was on the way home from Jacksonville with my ex girlfriend and myself in the backseat, and her Dad and Grandma in the front. XD
president1234
September 4th, 2012, 07:43 PM
I did once outside.
Panda27
September 4th, 2012, 08:38 PM
Let's see in a forest, behind a bathroom at a campsite, my backyard, my friends backyard, in front of my tv, in a fast food restaurant, at my family computer
Row your
September 4th, 2012, 09:33 PM
My freinds car
HungaryBoy
September 5th, 2012, 08:53 AM
The weirdest place i have ever done was in a forset:P, but i wanna do it in a swimming pool.
Digital
September 5th, 2012, 09:43 AM
http://www.mmook.com Selling in-game currency for MMO's visit!
SRM97
September 5th, 2012, 08:50 PM
A LOT of places. School bathroom, pool, jacuzzi, plane bathroom, changing rooms, class (that one was hard but I pulled it off haha), and at the beach. Theres some more but i really cant remember them.
mandyluvgirl
October 6th, 2012, 09:56 AM
back seat of my moms car wile she driving to a friends house, on a school bus, my moms bed she was asleep lol ,at school at my desk, alot of places
teenuser101
October 6th, 2012, 05:32 PM
only weird place ive done it is a hotel while my mate was having a shower
vespamelb
October 17th, 2012, 02:27 AM
While I was driving after visiting a really hot friend
bose
October 17th, 2012, 09:14 AM
girls school bathroom, at the park, in the truck parked outside a store, and while driving ;)
rachin2u42
October 17th, 2012, 09:28 AM
back of a movie...
Human
October 17th, 2012, 03:02 PM
girls school bathroom, at the park, in the truck parked outside a store, and while driving ;)
girls school bathroom, lolwut :P
Jackerlus
October 17th, 2012, 03:10 PM
Probably in the Tesco toilets xD
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