Rubbing Semen into Skin

[canadaski]

There is an antioxidant called Spermine which helps repair damaged skin and is much more effective than vitamin e at protecting against scarring an ultraviolet light. This antioxidant exists in high concentrations in human semen and is the basis of a few high priced skin care brands.

This is an article about the cream:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2050908/The-nasty-surprises-in-a-pot-of-face-cream.html

Would rubbing semen into your skin have the same effect as this cream in moisturizing and helping to repair damage? I've got a mild sunburn right now and thinking of trying it. Is anyone familiar with the science behind this?

[Jay_Team_Swagg]

Sounds like something thought up while someone was getting laid, and discovered. He/she had some dry skin

[Slashpoint001]

well, try it? its not like its going to burn you. It might work, but remember that semen is really smelly stuff. YOU cant really smell it, but others can, rubbing it on your skin would be like taping a sign on your head that says "HEY WORLD! I JUST MASTURBATED!!!". So do this when nobody is home LOL

[Mortal Coil]

well, try it? its not like its going to burn you. It might work, but remember that semen is really smelly stuff. YOU cant really smell it, but others can, rubbing it on your skin would be like taping a sign on your head that says "HEY WORLD! I JUST MASTURBATED!!!". So do this when nobody is home LOL

I kind of have to agree here. Unless you are going to be spending a LOT of time alone afterwards, I wouldn't recommend it.

[commikid]

Give it a go, your going to need a big box of tissues and a lot of porn to make enough to cover your whole body though lol

[Sonic Boom]

Rub it into the damaged area right before you go to bed and then rinse it off in the morning.

[Rayquaza]

To be honest, I've not seen this anywhere, and I don't see the medical reasons for how it would work, even though it has appeared in one article. I'd say, try it, but I doubt something will actually happen. You've got nothing to lose.

[EvilB]

In vancouver i got a facial and it had whale semen in it, it felt amazing tho! expensive as hell tho 168$!