The dream game

[Silicate Wielder]

Okay the objective of this game to post a dream then post something funny to happen in the last persons dream and/r you can ruin someones dream.
for example:

bob: I dream that I was a master hypnotist...
jake123: ...But I hypnotized myself into thinking I was a drunk sailor
jake123: I dream that I went skydiving...

Get the idea?
I'll go first

I dream that I built a City made of TNT in minecraft

[Erasmus]

And then it exploded.

I dream that I was Prime Minister of Canada.

[Magus]

Then you were Assassinated by the hockey team.

I dreamt that I was a hippie.

[Erasmus]

Then you got high and jumped off a bridge.

I dreamt I was bird.

[WickedWeekend]

Then you forgot every adjective.

I dreamed I was a ninja.

[spiderdude]

But then you got shot

I had a dream that there were still dinosaurs on earth

[Erasmus]

But then they ate you.

I dreamt I was an ice cream cone.

[Electra Heart]

But then you melted.

I dreamt I died in my sleep.

[Heatbomb21]

Then you woke up.

I dreamt that I smacked Bin Laden with a herring.

[Erasmus]

Then Bin Laden smacked you with a mackerel.

I dreamt I went skydiving. (don't do the obvious choice guys, be creative)

[Silicate Wielder]

but then you were hit by a 747

I dreamt I lived on the sun.

[Silicate Wielder]

(Skip me, i'm an accidental post.)

[Erasmus]

And then the sun exploded

I dreamt I was a millionaire.

[LyaJen]

Then you got chased by a vampire.

I dreamt... Well. Basically that.

[Magus]

Then you got yourself a 90 year old Bride.

I dreamt I was a Tower.

[Silicate Wielder]

then you exploded

I dreamt that I finished my EPIC all in one base