what is the right way to measure your penis?

[big guy]

What's the correct way to measure ur penis?

[MoveAlong]

To measure length:
1) get naked and stand up
2a) if you want to measure the erect size, get really horny in order to get a full erection
2b) if you want to measure the flaccid (non-erect) size, make sure that you're not horny at all
3) Straighten your penis to where it's sticking straight out
4) take a ruler and place it on top of your penis, and push the ruler all the way to your body (don't push so hard that it will go into your body). Bend out all the curves in your penis to where it's completely straight and in-line with the ruler
5) write down the measurement

*foreskin doesn't count towards penis size

To measure girth
1) Get naked and stand up
2a) if you want to measure the erect size, get really horny in order to get a full erection
2b) if you want to measure the flaccid (non-erect) size, make sure that you're not horny at all
3) take some measuring tape (the soft kind) and wrap it around the thickest part of your penis (don't wrap it around the head - wrap it around the thickest part of your shaft)
4) write down the measurement

I've seen these techniques everywhere, and it's definately the most accurate :D

[Camazotz]

To measure length:
1) get naked and stand up
2a) if you want to measure the erect size, get really horny in order to get a full erection
2b) if you want to measure the flaccid (non-erect) size, make sure that you're not horny at all
3) Bend your penis out of your body, to where your penis is facing the same direction you are
4) take a ruler and place it on top of your penis, and push the ruler all the way to your body (don't push so hard that it will go into your body). Bend out all the curves in your penis to where it's completely straight and in-line with the ruler
5) write down the measurement

*foreskin doesn't count towards penis size

To measure girth
1) Get naked and stand up
2a) if you want to measure the erect size, get really horny in order to get a full erection
2b) if you want to measure the flaccid (non-erect) size, make sure that you're not horny at all
3) take some measuring tape (the soft kind) and wrap it around the thickest part of your penis (don't wrap it around the head - wrap it around the thickest part of your shaft)
4) write down the measurement

I've seen these techniques everywhere, and it's definately the most accurate :D

Absolutly correct.

[TeenInNeed]

To measure length:
1) get naked and stand up
2a) if you want to measure the erect size, get really horny in order to get a full erection
2b) if you want to measure the flaccid (non-erect) size, make sure that you're not horny at all
3) Bend your penis out of your body, to where your penis is facing the same direction you are
4) take a ruler and place it on top of your penis, and push the ruler all the way to your body (don't push so hard that it will go into your body). Bend out all the curves in your penis to where it's completely straight and in-line with the ruler
5) write down the measurement

*foreskin doesn't count towards penis size

To measure girth
1) Get naked and stand up
2a) if you want to measure the erect size, get really horny in order to get a full erection
2b) if you want to measure the flaccid (non-erect) size, make sure that you're not horny at all
3) take some measuring tape (the soft kind) and wrap it around the thickest part of your penis (don't wrap it around the head - wrap it around the thickest part of your shaft)
4) write down the measurement

I've seen these techniques everywhere, and it's definately the most accurate :D

QFT :) thats exactly how ya do it :) XD

[jakejohn]

take a tape measure or a ruler and measure it from the shaft of your dick, not your balls

[Antares]

MoveAlong could you descive what Question 3 in Length means?

[MoveAlong]

MoveAlong could you descive what Question 3 in Length means?

You mean this?
3) Bend your penis out of your body, to where your penis is facing the same direction you are

I guess I said that wrong :P Basically, while you're standing up, your penis should be facing the same direction you are - it should stick straight out. You bend your penis straight out of your body

say thses lines are your body and we're looking at you sideways.
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That line (_) should how your penis would be. It's sticking straight out of your body so you can place the ruler/measuring tape on top of your penis.

[Rawrbaby]

so ya have to get it straight and no curves

[Aηdy]

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[LateForTheSky]

Perphabes u should read the stickys. and if u have any problems post them in there or PM me :D:D

[Maverick]

Perphabes u should read the stickys. and if u have any problems post them in there or PM me :D:D
Andy just posted that. Leave the moderating to the moderators please. Also, if people have questions they can post them in the forums, not PM you.

[Antares]

k
that cleared it up zach
thanks!