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TheCoolKid1337
May 15th, 2012, 06:02 PM
Why do you masturbate?
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...)
How much do you cum?
How do you clean the cum?
Where do you shoot your stuff?
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair?
skandardude
May 15th, 2012, 06:04 PM
Why do you masturbate? I love the way it feels. Release of sexual tension.
How much do you cum? Depends
How do you clean the cum? I just eat it.
Where do you shoot your stuff? On my tummy and chest.
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? I'm trimmed.
Thekiid031
May 15th, 2012, 06:26 PM
Why do you masturbate. Because it feels soo good and relieves my stress
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) I go slow with long strokes then fast with short strokes
How much do you cum? Alot, the longer I've been playing the more I cum.
How do you clean the cum?wipe it off wih tissue or old rag.
Where do you shoot your stuff? Onto my hand, tummy, and balls.
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair?
Jake777dylan
May 15th, 2012, 07:24 PM
Why do you masturbate?
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...)
Long
How much do you cum?
Alot
How do you clean the cum?
A rag
Where do you shoot your stuff?
My stomach
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair?
I shave
SwaggaKid
May 15th, 2012, 09:41 PM
Why do you masturbate? Because it feels amazing haha
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) long strokes and medium speed
How much do you cum? Quite a lot
How do you clean the cum? Wipe it up with tissues
Where do you shoot your stuff? On my chest
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? It doesn't get stuck. It wipes out pretty easily. Although I'm only 14...
Guy7282
May 15th, 2012, 09:43 PM
Why do you masturbate? to orgasm
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...)long
How much do you cum? a lot i guess
How do you clean the cum? with tissues or a pair of boxer briefs
Where do you shoot your stuff? my chest
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? yes a bit
CarolinaDude
May 15th, 2012, 10:33 PM
Why do you masturbate?
Because it feels good, helps with stress, etc.
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...)
Long strokes w/ medium speed.
How much do you cum?
Depends on the mood, length of time allotted, etc.
How do you clean the cum?
Pair of boxers, then throw it in the wash.
Where do you shoot your stuff?
My hand or abs.
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair?
I'm trimmed.
Midland
May 15th, 2012, 10:53 PM
Why do you masturbate?
Feels good, relieves stress and the risk of getting random boners
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) Asking for techniques isn't allowed
How much do you cum?
Normally shoot up to my chest
How do you clean the cum?
Tissues
Where do you shoot your stuff?
Chest
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair?
No it's never happened to me
Banksy
May 15th, 2012, 11:09 PM
[QUOTE=TheCoolKid1337;1731194]Why do you masturbate? Because I love cumming, and the orgasm feels really good
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) both, and fast and slow
How much do you cum? Quite a bit
How do you clean the cum? Let it dry at night, or wipe it off my chest
Where do you shoot your stuff? On my chest or in the shower
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? I used too before I shaved it
riotroger
May 15th, 2012, 11:10 PM
Why do you masturbate?
-Feels good, relieves stress, its just like working out any muscle. Also helps lower the risks of getting prostate cancer.
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...)
-Long strokes in the beginning, and pick up speed. Always have a bit of a reprieve (slow down) but yeah... its like running. You start out walking > Jog > Run > Slow down back and walk, etc etc.
How much do you cum?
-Don't know the exact amount, a good amount.
How do you clean the cum?
-Fleshlight - Clean it out later
-Stomach/chest - Tissues
-Shower - Drain
Where do you shoot your stuff?
-Fleshlight, stomach/chest, while standing in the shower, sometimes into my underwear at night but not often.
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair?
-Nope, I trim.
russsh
May 15th, 2012, 11:14 PM
Why do you masturbate? cuz i love it
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) as long as i can
How much do you cum? few spoonfuls
How do you clean the cum?
Where do you shoot your stuff? chest
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? im smooth still
wildmanjesse
May 16th, 2012, 12:28 AM
Why do you masturbate? Because
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) depends
How much do you cum? way to much and depends
How do you clean the cum? wipe it off
Where do you shoot your stuff? chest or condemn
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? nope I am stil trimmed
Neptune
May 16th, 2012, 12:33 AM
Why do you masturbate? Cause it feels good.
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) it depends.
How much do you cum? Depends how long it was since I last jerked off.
How do you clean the cum? Towel.
Where do you shoot your stuff? Stomach/chest.
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? Nope, I trim.
Hermes
May 16th, 2012, 04:06 AM
Why do you masturbate?
Because I love the feelings, right from the first stroke all the way up to the best bit - the orgasm at the end. It is also good for controlling horniness and stress and avoiding prostate cancer.
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...)
I vary the stokes, both length and speed etc.
How much do you cum?
Plenty.
How do you clean the cum?
Wipe it up with the underwear I have just taken off or a towel that is about to get washed. Sometimes with tissues.
Where do you shoot your stuff?
Onto my chest/belly.
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair?
I don't get much in my pubic hair, perhaps because I have my penis aimed towards my chest rather than up in the air so must of the cum lands away from my pubes. If I do get some in them it seems to wipe out easily enough.
Abyssal Echo
May 16th, 2012, 04:36 AM
Why do you masturbate? it feels good
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) long fast stokes
How much do you cum? about a teaspoon full
How do you clean the cum? eat it
Where do you shoot your stuff? my hand
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? nope its shaved :D
Einstienear
May 16th, 2012, 04:43 AM
Why do you masturbate - Im horny, feels good
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) - I do all that depending on my mood
How much do you cum? Alot.
How do you clean the cum? I blow onto a tissue so I just throw it away in the end
Where do you shoot your stuff? I blow onto a tissue so I just throw it away in the end
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? I trimm
Incompris
May 16th, 2012, 05:05 AM
Why do you masturbate? Because it feels good
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) long I guess
How much do you cum? The average amount
How do you clean the cum? With a tissue or towel
Where do you shoot your stuff? on my hand or stomach
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? I shave
Trinity_15
May 16th, 2012, 08:52 AM
Why do you masturbate? I love the way it feels. Release of sexual tension.
How much do you cum? Depends
How do you clean the cum? I just eat it.
Where do you shoot your stuff? On my tummy and chest.
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? I'm trimmed.
^^^^^^this is exactly the same for me
wild1
May 16th, 2012, 01:03 PM
Why do you masturbate? Because it feels amazing haha
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) long strokes and medium speed
How much do you cum? Quite a lot
How do you clean the cum? Wipe it up with tissues
Where do you shoot your stuff? On my chest
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? It doesn't get stuck. It wipes out pretty easily. Although I'm only 14...
same as him :)
jjsmitty
May 16th, 2012, 01:11 PM
Why do you masturbate? Because its there, it feels great, and gets rid of an annoying distraction that would otherwise distract me
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) Short and fast if i'm short on time. If I have time long and slow.
How much do you cum? Erm, enough? Roughly average from what i've seen
How do you clean the cum? Tissue/condom and shower after
Where do you shoot your stuff? Into condom or onto/into tissue
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? Always trimmed quite short.
megatime
May 16th, 2012, 03:18 PM
Why because the feelin of orgasm is amazin!!!That feelin as u shoot u cant explain!!!
Boroboii
May 16th, 2012, 04:30 PM
Why do you masturbate? Get horny and it feels good :P
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) Depends how long I wanna go for!
How much do you cum? Couple tablespoons I guess
How do you clean the cum? Tissues
Where do you shoot your stuff? Belly
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? On the odd occassion
xbox360boy1998
May 16th, 2012, 06:58 PM
Why do you masturbate? Duh, it feels good
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) both, start out long slow, end up short and fast
How much do you cum? usually quite a bit, , distant shooter, have hit my face, pillow and head board more that once
How do you clean the cum? towel or dirty tee
Where do you shoot your stuff? belly & chest usually, sometimes the shower
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? yeah, but it cleans up
Zydeco
May 16th, 2012, 09:51 PM
Why do you masturbate? Stress releaser.
How do you do it (Long strokes, short strokes etc...) Long strokes, fast.
How much do you cum? A pretty fair amount.
How do you clean the cum? Wipe it up with tissues.
Where do you shoot your stuff? Usually in a tissue.
If not trimmed, do you get it stuck in your pubic hair? No, not really.
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