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IAMWILL
May 6th, 2012, 01:32 AM
Link (http://http://www.nydailynews.com/autos/man-sues-bmw-motorcycles-giving-two-year-erection-article-1.1071363)

BMW’s in stiff trouble.

San Francisco resident Henry Wolf is suing BMW, claiming the company’s bike gave him an unexpected, unwanted and ongoing erection lasting more than two years. Wolf specifically blames an after-market ridge-like seat mounted on his 1993 Beemer bike for causing an acute case of priapism – a persistent, lasting erection – according to a complaint filed in San Francisco’s state court.

The 52-year-old Wolf says a four-hour ride in 2010 left him with the condition and that he “is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Wolf *"has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride," says his attorney, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito in the lawsuit, filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday. "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

Wolf is also suing manufacturer Corbin-Pacific, who made the seat, and both BMW and Corbin for negligently assembling the seat. He also blames both companies for causing him emotional distress and that he has been experiencing “continuing problems” since the 2010 bike ride.

Priapism, according to WebMD.com, is caused by a variety of conditions, such as:

Sickle cell anemia

Certain medications

Trauma to the spinal cord or genital area

Black widow spider bites

Carbon monoxide poisoning

Illicit drug use, including marijuana and cocaine.

Wolf is suing in excess of $25,000 for general negligence and liability, and is also seeking reimbursement for lost wages, hospital and medical expenses and “general damage.”

Epic.

Sugaree
May 6th, 2012, 01:53 AM
It's nice to know he has a fetish for Big Mexican Women.

Mortal Coil
May 6th, 2012, 01:59 AM
Is this what humanity is coming to? That's as bad as suing McDonalds for making your kid fat...

Truth
May 6th, 2012, 07:42 AM
I don't understand.
He has a 2 year erection, meaning he is always hard, yet he can't have sex?
Am I reading something wrong here or, can he just not get laid?

plebble
May 8th, 2012, 01:48 PM
2 year erection?! LOL!!!!!

Smeagol
May 8th, 2012, 03:18 PM
Ouch... that's an interesting malady...

Korashk
May 8th, 2012, 09:56 PM
Is this what humanity is coming to? That's as bad as suing McDonalds for making your kid fat...
Umm...it's really not. This is a legitimate medical condition that could have been caused by a poorly designed or installed seat.

Having a constant erection probably hurts really bad and that pain is likely why he can't engage in sexual activity. Plus, he's not even suing for that much.

boonsim
May 9th, 2012, 11:20 PM
I feel like having an erection for so long would build up a ton of pressure and explode... I don't know about you, but if my penis flew off in a fiery, bloody explosion, I'd sue someone.

Jupiter
May 9th, 2012, 11:24 PM
teehee.

i guess i understand where he is coming from. but.... LOL CWUTIDIDTHARE?

Korashk
May 10th, 2012, 12:08 AM
I feel like having an erection for so long would build up a ton of pressure and explode... I don't know about you, but if my penis flew off in a fiery, bloody explosion, I'd sue someone.
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Skyhawk
May 10th, 2012, 12:13 AM
"BMW's in stiff trouble."

Heh. ;)

I wouldn't sue BMW, but I'd sue the company that made the seat.

Still, this is pretty amusing.

gabriel0901
May 10th, 2012, 07:41 AM
When I read the headline and I was like "WTF?"

xXl0sth0peXx
May 10th, 2012, 04:38 PM
Unless a ton of people have had this problem because of the bike, I can't see the man winning the 'battle'.. It could have been his fault for all we know.

This is stupid tbh.

Korashk
May 11th, 2012, 12:14 AM
Unless a ton of people have had this problem because of the bike, I can't see the man winning the 'battle'.. It could have been his fault for all we know.
1.) The seat was aftermarket, which means that it's not standard on those bikes.
2.) If the problem is actually caused by the seat, it's more likely caused by improper installation than the design of the seat itself.

Trendea
June 5th, 2012, 11:13 PM
Why's he suing, wasn't he happy those 2 years

Telkanis
June 6th, 2012, 08:55 AM
Haha, so funny. Not sure how he can blame BMW for it unless the bike caused trauma. I bet the guy really has a fetish for black widow spiders and didn't want anyone to know so he blamed BMW.

Φρανκομβριτ
June 6th, 2012, 05:19 PM
.....really? What is society coming to?

Korashk
June 6th, 2012, 08:16 PM
.....really? What is society coming to?
Why are so many people acting like this is a frivolous lawsuit?

Texas warrior
June 11th, 2012, 11:21 PM
You would die from having a boner that long, he is a zombie!

Roses_Are_Yellow
June 15th, 2012, 05:58 PM
You would die from having a boner that long, he is a zombie!

So does that mean he's going to go all cannibal on us and eat our flesh off?!

Jean Poutine
June 15th, 2012, 08:14 PM
"BMW's in stiff trouble."

Heh. ;)

I wouldn't sue BMW, but I'd sue the company that made the seat.

Still, this is pretty amusing.

Uh no. When you sue you sue everyone, just to be sure to get the right defendant.

HornetS123
June 16th, 2012, 01:23 PM
Possibly a zombie lol that's ridiculous

Aves
June 19th, 2012, 01:46 AM
I love how serious everyone takes a news about an erection on this forum. The only joke I chuckled at in this entire thread was Matt's BMW joke.

On topic, I can't see him winning, but I can believe this really did happen to him and it is the cause of the problem.