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[Nolf]

hey. I am currently writing you guys this hoping and praying the internet stays with me. I am a 13 year old boy and loves the internet for what all thirteen year old boys love it for. My parents are a different story. They seem to lack a need for home-based internet, and so they don't put much effort into its upkeep, and lately, our retarded wi-fi service company is screwing around with the internet so that it seems only steadily avaliable on the family's home computer. They check my history there, like eagles, and I've been doing just fine satisfying myself on laptop and iPod. But now those are getting all messed up because we have no bars.
Any suggestions on getting pornagraphic stuff when not on the internet? i'm hoping for a book or something that I could get off to, but that I can also legally buy.
Any suggestions would be great. Thanks

[organickush]

use ur imagination, but u can't ask for tips, not appropriate, btw to any
mods, I don't know how to report a post from my phone, but this isn't appropriate

[Saxophone 44]

Yeah, you can't ask for access to porn. However, a good tip for getting Internet for other stuff is using tin foil as kind of an ear. My friend uses that for his ps3 religiously.

[ImCoolBeans]

Yeah, you can't ask for access to porn. However, a good tip for getting Internet for other stuff is using tin foil as kind of an ear. My friend uses that for his ps3 religiously.

"You can't ask for porn here... but let me tell you how to get to it..." is basically what you just did.


To the OP: Asking this type of question is not allowed, it's not appropriate. :locked: