Wabberjack

[JackShephard]

It's a game. The goal is to win. And you win by having the last post while making the post above you lose. How do you do this?
"winning"
"turns the latest poster into a toad, toads do not qualify for winning. I am winning"
"using magic is now illegal in the game and the latest poster no longer qualities"
"latest poster was caught stealing skittles from an innocent man. Go directly to jail, do not pass Go. You lose I win."

And so on. The object is to make the other person lose in a silly way by creating rules or scenarios. The last post will define the game's rule until another post is made making the above poster disqualified.

Make sense? I hope this turns into something rather fun :)

Winning BTW

[Weeping_Angel]

Winning is now an illegal word, therefore you lose by default

Ive defeated everyone

[JackShephard]

You have said the illegal word yourself and are now disqualified. Old rule is now disregarded. :) (does this sound like it could be fun or is it just too sandboxy?)

[WickedWeekend]

JackShepherd has asked a question, which is forbidden under my word.

Winning?

[Fractured Silhouette]

You are not sure if your winning, which must mean I am.

[JackShephard]

^slashed your tires so you would be late to the victory ceremony^ being late disqualifies you from winning.

Which means that I am winning.

[Bubbawhack]

You are involved with a slightly distorted reality. You might think you are winning, But you are winning at the game of loosing, therefore not winning.

However... I am winning at winning (Btw Great Idea for a thread Skyrim FTW)

[JackShephard]

But unfortunately, because you are now winning at the game of losing, I am winning and thus losing. So because I am losing, does this mean I win? I have decided to distract you with a big green elephant while I steal the winning medal. So winning!

[Weeping_Angel]

Its called logic. I posted last, so I win. Unless the first commenter wins, which would also be by coincidence me. U all loose motherfuckingbitches!!!

[chancebest]

Only Charlie Sheen can WIN.

Logic can not be used anymore, it is insanity :(

I can take his place while he is in Turkish bath houses.

[Weeping_Angel]

I am Charlie Sheen. Thank you

[chancebest]

I can read, JESSICA

If you are, why aren't you in the turkish bath house

[Weeping_Angel]

Anyways, Charlie Sheen is a drugaddictmotherfucker. I am Jessica, and Kessica wins.

[JackShephard]

Its called logic. I posted last, so I win. Unless the first commenter wins, which would also be by coincidence me. U all loose motherfuckingbitches!!!

You try too hard to actually win. As stated below, logic no longer applies. Which means: YOU LOSE! :D

Crap, I need to type these out faster. I own a dragon. Therefore I am winning!

[Weeping_Angel]

You try too hard to actually win. As stated below, logic no longer applies. Which means: YOU LOSE! :D

And because logic is all jank, I can now breathe fire. I burn the above poster with my fire breath and steal the win thus negating the jankey logic rule and therefore removing my fire breath.

If logic is not in place anymore, then I am fireproof, bulletproof, and everything anyone does to me deflects back on them. PS, you copied what I said in first thought of the person above you. You try too hard..... :D

[JackShephard]

If logic is not in place anymore, then I am fireproof, bulletproof, and everything anyone does to me deflects back on them. PS, you copied what I said in first thought of the person above you. You try too hard..... :D

Quoted me too late. You lose.

[Weeping_Angel]

Quoted me too late. You lose.

Changed post just so I would lose therefore being eliminated by default. Good move dudette.

[JackShephard]

I had to. I saw that there where posts made after I posted my quote and response would not have made sense. Winning because grapefruit

[Weeping_Angel]

Winning because I want to.

[Noxail]

You desire somthing as petty as winning. You are no longer in the game. Sense I tamed an agressive horse, whom is not magical, just gravity defying, I am now winning.

[Weeping_Angel]

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