massive urges- distractions?

[Unbroken]

I'm staying at my dads for a week and his girlfriends a complete bitch and its really making me want to cut, I've bought my blades but I'm never alone in this stupid house.. Someone please distract me...???

[Fractured Silhouette]

Finally, my time to shine!

Look, I don't know what to say, if this doesn't help then feel free to imagine yourself kicking me in the Tangerines (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_JVXFhEDAc&feature=relmfu). And then forgive me for my Wandering Eye (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99bYXNBAhQ&feature=relmfu) but for some reason I felt the need to make you feel less like A Depressed Whale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_dEtaNx2Vc&feature=relmfu) and more like a Amazing Horse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts&list=FL6hnZ1qjx0wmbWMPBnvTNpA&index=11&feature=plpp_video).

I had conversation with my friend, here's how it went:

Friend: "Hey, what's a necrophiliac?"
Me: "A person who fancies and has sex with dead people"
Friend: "Awesome, That's what I want to be when I grow up!"
Me: "Oh cool... Wait, WHAT?!"

Look if none of this helped, then just ignore this as the ramblings of an idiot.

[StoppingTime]

Blast some music, watch a movie, text or call people and talk about anything you'd like. I've heard that scribbling, ripping, and tearing papers works quite well, and is nice little "work around", to cutting.
As I'm sure you know, it can be extremely hard to ignore the urges because it feels like a "way out", and I can understand that. However, thing of what happens every time after you cut. You'll feel guilty, and usually, just end up worse than before.
You can even just come one here and talk with people, which is always quite helpful.