Complexity in Women

[Jacob13]

im 14 so ive been seriously dating for about three years now, Im not completely ablivious to want wemon like or want. I know what to do and when to do it and i know what to say and when to say it. One week shell like it and the next week shell think im a jerk for saying it. If any girl that replies would leave an email address or and Msn address i would really appriciate it because i need some pointers.

[Sage]

im 14 so ive been seriously dating for about three years now,

I'd like to declare bullshit, if I may. : )

You, my friend, are fourteen. Fourteen. You seem to lack a basic knowledge of spelling simple words, and you would like to know how to be better at dating? Do something better with your child/teenhood, you probably haven't done one productive thing in years.

[Enkoi]

I'd like to declare bullshit, if I may. : )

You, my friend, are fourteen. Fourteen. You seem to lack a basic knowledge of spelling simple words, and you would like to know how to be better at dating? Do something better with your child/teenhood, you probably haven't done one productive thing in years.


LOL. period.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I cried when I read that; I was laughing so hard! Thought the same exact thing SubliminalTim!!! :D

And again, BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!! HEHAHAHAA!!! Ahhh god that felt good :D

[MoveAlong]

nvm

[marine_sniperman35]

uhh yea im seconding the bullshit declaration. So u mean to tell us that you have been dating for 3 years...since 11? uhh dude thats a little young to start dating am i right? my mom wouldn't let me start dating until i was 15...but thats beyond the point.

Yea...chill. My geuss is you are probably one of those guys who think they really know what a girl wants and what a girl feels and needs when in reality you are just another freakin' poser who thinks hes "cool" and "hardcore," now chances are you are no more than a freshman. Let me give you some freshman advice...you see in high school if you act "hardcore" or "cool" you get your ass kicked by juniors and seniors and sometimes even sophomores.

You're 14!!!! Hello!!!! A girlfriend should be the last worries you have. When I was 14 (currently 16) I was more concerned on actually passing the 18th grade.
Don't worry bout dating till like 9th grade or something...even then sucks because chances r you will wind up liking a sophomore or something.

[Jacob13]

um ya marine sniperman, i dont think i know what wemon want, Why else would i be asking for advice? and i dont need to worry about getting my ass kicked be even seniors, im 6ft 2in and weight a little over 200 lbs. im a body builder and box just to keep in shape, and my dad was an ex military green beret drill sarge so i get treated like im a 27 year old green beret so yea your right dating is the least of my worries, and when i was dating when i was eleven it was more like we had a crush on eachother, it wasnt really dating.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

:eek: HOOHEEAHAHAHAHA MAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :D

This gets better and better! Good Lord! :lol:

[marine_sniperman35]

lol u think just because your dad was an ex green berret (or however u spell it) thats going to stop the verbal abuse? lol i have seen kids your size go into mental breakdowns because of the verbal abuse.

Sorry...im brutally honest when it comes to this stuff...
I get sick of guys just wanting sex and it pisses me off so fucking much.
I know...i sound like a girl right? Fact of the matter is most guys in this world treat girls like they have no dignity...they don't respect the dignity of human life and human sexuality and it makes me mad.

Seriously though...don't worry about dating.

[Sage]

um ya marine sniperman, i dont think i know what wemon want, Why else would i be asking for advice? and i dont need to worry about getting my ass kicked be even seniors, im 6ft 2in and weight a little over 200 lbs. im a body builder and box just to keep in shape, and my dad was an ex military green beret drill sarge so i get treated like im a 27 year old green beret so yea your right dating is the least of my worries, and when i was dating when i was eleven it was more like we had a crush on eachother, it wasnt really dating.

"My first thought was, he lied in every word."

More and more bullshit!

[mynameisjane]

i agree with marine sniperman on the whole way girls are treated thing. and you do sound like you just want for all the girls to like you so you could get laid as much as possible. you seem to think that theres a code to all girls, "what to say and when to say it". its suppose to be you start talking to a girl, be yourself, get to know her, THEN you might decide you like her, and if you're compatable she'll like you too.

[Sage]

Woah buddy, first off, I do not appreciate insulting PM's, if you have a problem with me, go out and say it.

Second, Jane is right, perhaps if you treated girls more like regular people instead of safe-boxes, maybe it'd be easier for you to do things. Lastly, in the PM, if I may post it..

ok, for starters, no one takes there time to spell words correctly when they IM or post blogs. Second of all subliminal dumbass as far as doing anything productive this year, hmm well lets see, 4.0 GPA head of debate team, Honor student, Citizenship award for outstanding acidemic acheivments, four grade levels ahead of the rest of my fellow classmates do to the GT program (Gifted and Talented) and as of april i am interning KU in the technical department where i am studying to become a structural engineer.

You'd assume that some one that smart would have a bit more common sense, especially with something like spelling. It doesn't matter how well you do at school, thats not productive, teachers tell you to do that. Get a job, and some common sense while you're out there.

[marine_sniperman35]

oooh my.....
why would you insult subliminalltim? Lol dude i have to say something Jacob13 (or watever it is) you wanted the advice. From what I find at VT there are some people like myself and tim who are...brutally honest if you will...sometimes more. I am more. If you can't take the honesty from your own fuckin thread then stop posting.
Here's me wrapping it up.

IT SEEMS LIKE YOU:
1) Just want to get laid. Thing is, here at VT not only is it banned to give advice on how to get a girl in bed...it also gets you a horrible reputation such as the one you have now.
2) It also seems like you have no respect for the dignity of human sexuality. This also gets people mad at you and also gives you a bad reputation.

In other words...You're 14. Chances are with what i'm reading here your balls haven't even dropped yet. So...if you cannot tell...some people (such as myself) do not tolerate attitudes like yours...the attitude of some prepubescent kid (i know that was spelled wrong) who has nothing better to do with his time then find a girlfriend and do what every other 14 year old boy does...try and get her in bed when all of a sudden it backfires!!! And then I get to sit there and laugh my ass off.

So please by all means...try it. I dare you.

Goodday my friend.

*TO OTHER POSTERS*
10$ say's it never happens.

[Sage]

Well said, MS. Jacob, if you can't handle peoples opinions, stop posting. ; )

[ThatCanadianGuy]

And then I get to sit there and laugh my ass off.

So please by all means...try it. I dare you.

Goodday my friend.

*TO OTHER POSTERS*
10$ say's it never happens.

I'm ALREADY laughing my ass off! :lol:

But you're absolutely right sniperman. Honestly, the only "advice" anyone here can give you on this issue is actually one passionate statement: You're fucking FOURTEEN!!! I mean, seriously!

And sniperman, I see your bet and raise you 20 :D

[marine_sniperman35]

oooh a challenge i see.
I raise it 35.

[Glasgow]

um ya marine sniperman, i dont think i know what wemon want, Why else would i be asking for advice?

Im not completely ablivious to want wemon like or want. I know what to do and when to do it and i know what to say and when to say it.

Ahh yes it all makes sense now. You know what wemon want and you know when to do it, but oh wait... you don't know what they want so that's why you're here. I know exactly what you should do.

1. Take a 2nd grade english class
2. Think before you speak
3. Stay away from girls until you are over the age of 16

If you follow those 3 simple rules then you should be fine :D

[marine_sniperman35]

lol wow im slow today. I didn't even realize he was completelt contradicting himself.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

completelt

Oh NO!!!!!! Are you becoming illiterate just from reading such poorly spelled posts! IT'S CONTAGIOUS AHHH!!!! :lol:

As for your bet, I'm outta money; lets continue this in cookies! I have 40 cookies so I raise your 35 to 40 :D

How long is this gonna last?! :lol:

[Maverick]

People Stay on topic.

[deadpaw]

wemon.

You're 14 and you cant even spell?:confused: You sound like WOMEN(!) are venom and to be handled with extreme caution! :mad:Geez!

And, FOR THREE FRICKING YEARS!?!:eek: I didnt even go on my first date till earlier this year! And that didnt even go very well! So i really dont know how you know 'what to say and when to say it'! It sounds like all women and gurls (i just like spelling it like that) have a transcript that you follow when on a fricking date!

If any girl that replies would leave an email address or and Msn address

And now your trying to pick up gurls over the bloody internet! Geez man! Cool you motors and try to befriend someone first before you go off and try to bloody bed them!

Dont just think of every gurl you see with long legs, a good arse, and a nice set of breasts can be another notch on your bedpost!

Oh, and i bet 45 cookies it doesnt happen!:D

[Serenity]

Deadpaw, good lord, cool down.

It's perfectly acceptable to disagree with someone, but man you don't have to explode like that.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

[deadpaw]

*Breaths in, breaths out* Ah, much better. Sorry about my little rant, tis just that the girl i dated earlier this year, i knew her since i was like 9 so, we were cool, but this guy just pisses me off saying things like that!

[Serenity]

Perfectly understandable. There are definitely some posts that make me want to rant myself >:/ Just remember to try your best to keep your cool and be rational and reasonable- Utopia in the making! :P

[deadpaw]

:D indeed

[Serenity]

PS. This thread's title made me remember something that I have saved away [not my creation, found it on the web]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/VReason2003/WomanProblems.jpg

:P

[Rawrbaby]

i dont understand it

[deadpaw]

Lol, thats incredibly full of lolness. It should join the other lols on the lolcopter. But im getting off subject, increibly sorry!

Edit: it just means that Women are the root of all problems,

[Octo22]

And now your trying to pick up gurls over the bloody internet! Geez man! Cool you motors and try to befriend someone first before you go off and try to bloody bed them!


You exploded too soon, when I saw that I thought he was trying to pick people up too. Until I CONTINUED READING, and he said he just wants advice. This forum's really hostile, this guy has problems typing out how he thinks/feels and you guys all attacked him? Of course he's gonna switch to lying and being on the defensive, you all personally attacked him. He never said he wanted to sleep with the women, just tips or advice. You know, like this forum was made for? sheesh.

[deadpaw]

Yeah, sorry bout that, honestly, i was just in a bit of a rage then. Oh, and Jacob13, just read your profile, sorry bout ranting!

[Octo22]

Yeah, sorry bout that, honestly, i was just in a bit of a rage then. Oh, and Jacob13, just read your profile, sorry bout ranting!

That's playing nice :]

And yeah we all have bad moods once in awhile.

[Serenity]

That's playing nice :]

And yeah we all have bad moods once in awhile.


Oy, isn't it the truth though? :(

[deadpaw]

Yup

[marine_sniperman35]

"You exploded too soon, when I saw that I thought he was trying to pick people up too. Until I CONTINUED READING, and he said he just wants advice. This forum's really hostile, this guy has problems typing out how he thinks/feels and you guys all attacked him? Of course he's gonna switch to lying and being on the defensive, you all personally attacked him. He never said he wanted to sleep with the women, just tips or advice. You know, like this forum was made for? sheesh."


The only thing is...we gave him advice...he didn't like it...he threw a hissy fit and thats when I snap. If you can't hand other peoples opinions when you ask for it THEN DON'T FUCKING POST!!!! It's just clear logic people. To me it sounded like he was asking for advice to pick up women and sleep with them. That DOES NOT FLY BY ME very well. In my opinion girls are the greatest gift given to us and vice versa for them. I hate it when guys just go for sex or when they say "I love you" when they don't mean it. (Those words are not to be fucked with...) I hate guys who breaks a girls heart because he didn't go out with her because he liked her in the first place. To me thats using a girl and it is so abusive and so wrong. It may sound odd coming from a guy...but I have fallen in love before and that's why I get so sensetive to the topic because the person I fell in love with I cannot be with. Long story.

Oh and I'm raising the bet....75 extra chocolate cookies it doesn't happen.
*people begin to gasp*

[Maverick]

The only thing is...we gave him advice...he didn't like it...he threw a hissy fit and thats when I snap. If you can't hand other peoples opinions when you ask for it THEN DON'T FUCKING POST!!!! It's just clear logic people. To me it sounded like he was asking for advice to pick up women and sleep with them. That DOES NOT FLY BY ME very well. In my opinion girls are the greatest gift given to us and vice versa for them. I hate it when guys just go for sex or when they say "I love you" when they don't mean it. (Those words are not to be fucked with...) I hate guys who breaks a girls heart because he didn't go out with her because he liked her in the first place. To me thats using a girl and it is so abusive and so wrong. It may sound odd coming from a guy...but I have fallen in love before and that's why I get so sensetive to the topic because the person I fell in love with I cannot be with. Long story.

Oh and I'm raising the bet....75 extra chocolate cookies it doesn't happen.
*people begin to gasp*
Dude you're getting on my nerves. Take a chill pill. Just because he asks for advice doesn't mean he has to like it. He's under no obligation to take your advice. He chose not to take it so deal with it. You don't know anything about this person so you can't judge him off a few posts. You're just making up crap and assumptions.

Lay off the dude and if it pisses you off, go away.

[marine_sniperman35]

I never said he had to like it. I never said he was under an olbigation to take it. I'm just saying if you can't handle other peoples opinions then don't post. It seemed to me that he couldn't hand the opinions other people had to offer.

[Octo22]

The only thing is...we gave him advice...he didn't like it...he threw a hissy fit and thats when I snap. If you can't hand other peoples opinions when you ask for it THEN DON'T FUCKING POST!!!!

Where was advice given? The VERY FIRST POST made fun of him. You guys instantly mocked his feelings as to how long he's been dating/connected with people.

And to follow the suit of this topic, I declare bullshit on advice being given.
your only slightly helpful piece of advice is "Don't worry bout dating till like 9th grade or something." But that's brushing off him WANTING ADVICE. I mean, you basically went on the attack saying the dude was gonna get beat up A LOT, what're you basing this on? Nothing. So he went on the defense. NOT BECAUSE YOU OFFERED ADVICE, because you merely went "lol you're gonna get beat up by older people".



sounded like he was asking for advice to pick up women and sleep with them. That DOES NOT FLY BY ME very well. In my opinion girls are the greatest gift given to us and vice versa for them. I hate it when guys just go for sex or when they say "I love you" when they don't mean it. (Those words are not to be fucked with...) I hate guys who breaks a girls heart because he didn't go out with her because he liked her in the first place. To me thats using a girl and it is so abusive and so wrong.


find me one, ONE time where he mentioned sex, or women being objects. He merely stated that he had trouble around them, and found them confusing.

I never said he had to like it. I never said he was under an olbigation to take it. I'm just saying if you can't handle other peoples opinions then don't post. It seemed to me that he couldn't hand the opinions other people had to offer.

There's a difference between your opinion on where this kid is in life, which you stereotyped him into with absolutely no evidence and actual advice.


In response to the original poster, women are confusing and always will be, just be honest and try to prove you don't just want sex.