Weird crotch!!!

[Jacob12345663]

Ok so I have this problem with my pants where when I sit down the crotch :Dsort of buckles up and creates a bump that looks like I have a huge boner!!!! It's really embarrassing, and to keep others from noticin, I end up sitting with a book or binder on my lap all day. This isn't the mOst comfortable thing in the world as you can imagin, but it is the only thing I have found that willll cover this "fake" boner. Any Ideas on other ways to cover up or fix this problem? Thanks alot for your respones! :) :)

[twotall]

dude i had that with a couple pair that would do that, don't worry about it no one thinks about it but they might notice if you have a book sitting on your lap all day or everyday. on fixing that there is really no really way to fix it bc it is the pants.

[KarkatLuv]

just act like you don't know about it, trying to hide it will make it look like you do have a boner, by not hiding it they should think nothing of it

[DerBear]

If its what I am thinking chances are people will determine that its your clothing and not your erection.

Have you ever thought that people do not care and will magically live there lives without going "oh that kid may or may not have an erection"?

[ThePaintMixer]

I'm fairly sure this happens to everyone... And any pants/ trousers/ jeans etc. just forget about it, people don't take that much notice unless you do something which causes them to be interested... Sitting with a folder on your lap all te time woud only make me more suspicious of what you're hiding. Seriously dude, it's nothing to worry about

[senior.2013]

It happens, its normal. Just leave it and dont make a big deal of it. Just pull the pant legs down every so often, it works for me.

[Hunterrrr]

Just tuck yourself in before you sit down!

[Evancosta]

Sport it bro. The only time in your life that you can get away with this without being creepy is now until your 29. If your old and do this your going to be creepy as heck. So sport your fake woody or get a real one YOLO bro YOLO.

[Dmtuba]

Moose nuckle!! I get that all the time with my Kakis

[obsessivedisorder]

I get that, and I am a 15 year old girl. Don't worry. I mean, I don't get boners, I get the weird tent thing. I don't have a penis. GAHHH. I am of the female gender who doesn't have the manly parts.

[Jupiter]

lol it really doesn't matter. if you don't have a boner, you don't have a boner.

[Joey2198]

lol it doesnt matter just tell them its your pants no big deal at all

[shahzaib92]

Dude Yeah no one will notice It cuz when anyone sits it come's like that like u said a artificial boner

[dontfiguremeout]

How bout when you sit down, put up your pants a little, so then it doesn't look like you have one! That's what I do all the time when I know my pants do that!

[Allain1996]

That happened to me too.
The way I solved it was I replaced all my shorts with basketball shorts.....problem solved! :)

[Ambrosia]

Bump-de-lump-debumped. Please don't bump! :locked: