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Dominic Reyes
March 28th, 2012, 08:47 AM
Hi im 15 this year and i want to compare certain things.
Age:
Race:
Testicles:
How big:
Hangs down/contracted:
Have you been hit in the balls before:
If yes how often:
If yes which of the following do you do after getting hit in the balls:
1) grab balls:
2) shout in pain:
3) moan in pain:
4) crouch:
5) drop on the floor:
6) any others:
how do you get hit in the balls:
1) punched:
2) kicked:
3) kneed:
4) grabbed
5: shot at/ thrown object:
6) others:
If you get hit in the balls,
the pain lasts for:
side effects:
side effects last for:
who do you get hit by:
what is your most painful experience:
pls answer this is mine
Age:15
Race:chinese
Testicles:
How big:very big
Hangs down/contracted:hang down
Have you been hit in the balls before:yes
If yes how often:1 or more times 5 days a week
If yes which of the following do you do after getting hit in the balls:
1) grab balls:yes
2) shout in pain:yes
3) moan in pain:yes
4) crouch:yes
5) drop on the floor:yes
6) any others:
how do you get hit in the balls:
1) punched:yes
2) kicked:yes
3) kneed:yes
4) grabbed:yes
5: shot at/ thrown object:yes
6) others:
If you get hit in the balls,
the pain lasts for:5-10 mins
side effects:testicle pain/stomachache
side effects last for:an hour
who do you get hit by:friends
what was your most painful: stepped on 4 5 mins
Saxophone 44
March 28th, 2012, 11:51 AM
Age: 13
Race: white
Testicles: yes
How big: big
Hangs down/contracted: hang
Have you been hit in the balls before: yes
If yes how often: my balls are a fucking magnet. A lot.
If yes which of the following do you do after getting hit in the balls:
1) grab balls: yes
2) shout in pain: yes
3) moan in pain: yes
4) crouch:yes
5) drop on the floor: yes
6) any others: cry and curse
how do you get hit in the balls:
1) punched: yes
2) kicked: yes
3) kneed: yes
4) grabbed yes
5: shot at/ thrown object: yes
6) others: head-butted (football cut block gone horribly wrong)
If you get hit in the balls,
the pain lasts for: I usually feel it the next day
side effects: everything seizes up, you can't hear anything, you are just focused on the family jewels
side effects last for: a couple hours
who do you get hit by: everybody
what is your most painful experience: I t-bagged this kid and he turned around and punched me on the underside.
Darkwizzard48
March 28th, 2012, 12:14 PM
Age:16
Race: Eu
Testicles:
How big: normal
Hangs down/contracted: hang (depends)
Have you been hit in the balls before: yes
If yes how often: twice
If yes which of the following do you do after getting hit in the balls:
1) grab balls:
2) shout in pain:
3) moan in pain:
4) crouch: x
5) drop on the floor:
6) any others:
how do you get hit in the balls:
1) punched:
2) kicked:
3) kneed:
4) grabbed
5: shot at/ thrown object: x
6) others:
If you get hit in the balls,
the pain lasts for: 5 mins
side effects: no
side effects last for:
who do you get hit by:
what is your most painful experience: breaking arm
Darkwizzard48
March 28th, 2012, 12:16 PM
Age:16
Race: Eu
Testicles:
How big: normal
Hangs down/contracted: hang (depends)
Have you been hit in the balls before: yes
If yes how often: twice
If yes which of the following do you do after getting hit in the balls:
1) grab balls:
2) shout in pain:
3) moan in pain:
4) crouch: x
5) drop on the floor:
6) any others:
how do you get hit in the balls:
1) punched:
2) kicked:
3) kneed:
4) grabbed
5: shot at/ thrown object: x
6) others:
If you get hit in the balls,
the pain lasts for: 5 mins
side effects: no
side effects last for:
who do you get hit by:
what is your most painful experience: breaking arm
ThePaintMixer
April 1st, 2012, 04:23 PM
Age: 18
Race: uk
Testicles: 2
How big: big enough
Hangs down/contracted: they do both don't they?
Have you been hit in the balls before: yes
If yes how often: we'll it's not a regular occurrence... But probably 5 times that I can remember
If yes which of the following do you do after getting hit in the balls:
1) grab balls: yes
2) shout in pain: no... I tend to just smile :/ of course I shout in pain.
3) moan in pain: after I finish shouting, if not before
4) crouch: touch, pause, engage! (I'm a rugby fan)
5) drop on the floor: luckily my balls have not done this and are still attached.
6) any others: I try and avoid grabbing others balls.
how do you get hit in the balls:
1) punched: I could happen.
2) kicked: again, this is likely
3) kneed: ^
4) grabbed: steady on.
5: shot at/ thrown object: never been shot- that would be unfortunate. I have been hit by a football / rugby ball several times though... And also someone's rogue shoe hit me once.
6) others: possibly
If you get hit in the balls,
the pain lasts for: too long
side effects: no, just pain in the Center
side effects last for: ...........
who do you get hit by: I think the footballs name was mike... But then again it could have been Nike.
what is your most painful experience: being hit in the balls... I guess.
Dark Sparrow
April 1st, 2012, 06:15 PM
Age:19
Race:white
Testicles: yes
How big: not very, think grapes
Hangs down/contracted:slightly hangs
Have you been hit in the balls before:
If yes how often: as NOT often as possible
If yes which of the following do you do after getting hit in the balls:
1) grab balls:
2) shout in pain:
3) moan in pain: s;ightly
4) crouch: yes
5) drop on the floor:
6) any others: grimise (make a face)
how do you get hit in the balls:
1) punched: once
2) kicked: yes
3) kneed: not fun
4) grabbed fucking painful
5: shot at/ thrown object: try a football (English) froma adult to my young gentials not fun
6) others:
If you get hit in the balls,
the pain lasts for: five minutes
side effects: stomach ache
side effects last for: ages
who do you get hit by:people
what is your most painful experience: previous one mentioned
Agaisnttherules
April 1st, 2012, 06:22 PM
Age: 13
Race: white
Testicles: yes
How big: big
Hangs down/contracted: hang
Have you been hit in the balls before: yes
If yes how often: A lot.
If yes which of the following do you do after getting hit in the balls:
1) grab balls: yes
2) shout in pain: yes
3) moan in pain: yes
4) crouch:yes
5) drop on the floor: most of the time
6) any others:curse
how do you get hit in the balls:
1) punched: yes
2) kicked: yes
3) kneed: yes
4) grabbed: yes
5: shot at/ thrown object: yes
6) others: nope.
If you get hit in the balls,
the pain lasts for: I usually feel it the next day
side effects: everything seizes up, you are just focused on the jewels
side effects last for:couple hours
who do you get hit by: everybody,anyone
what is your most painful experience: im currently in this t-bag game and it's last for quite a long time .My friend ran striaght toward me and punched me in the testicles. ugh it hurt. and in the locker room .i get hit alot because i forget most times. hehe .yeah my testies are fine right now. but they wont be tomorrow. ugh :( .and if i quit the game i get punched from everyone in the testies.
ImCoolBeans
April 1st, 2012, 06:58 PM
This has nothing to do with puberty, seriously look over the rules because there are some basic guide lines in the section rules as to what is appropriate to post. Try keeping those in mind... :locked:
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