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tjgdude
March 20th, 2012, 10:08 AM
Ok so I have to sing if front of my whole school and all the other high school choirs and im afraid that I might get a boner in front of everyone can someone offer advice to me plz
CoolGuyXD
March 20th, 2012, 10:17 AM
Well why would you get a boner? Just keeped it tucked down or up (What ever way it curves). You could masterbate that morning and that could help. Also just focus on the singing and no sexual thoughts. Good Luck!!
Rayquaza
March 20th, 2012, 11:46 AM
Wear very tight briefs, and make sure you wear baggy trousers (lol madness song), but the chances are you may not, i mean, you would be incredibly scared in front of a lot of people.
Short Circuit
March 20th, 2012, 12:59 PM
You will be too nervous to pop one.
Dimitri
March 20th, 2012, 01:29 PM
Okay, i have been singing for about 14+ years now, two things....
1. it won't happen because you are too afraid
or
2. masturbate before you preform, that simple...
Diverperry
March 20th, 2012, 02:43 PM
i don't know about you, but when i perform I don't have time to think about anything that might give me a boner. just relax and concentrate on the music
ImCoolBeans
March 20th, 2012, 02:59 PM
Just erase the thought from your mind, don't think about it or anything sexual which might cause it to happen.
Tonebone88
March 20th, 2012, 04:02 PM
While I understand that random boners do occur from time to time, you won't get one while you sing. Mostly because you'll be so nervous. Whenever I sing in front of others, I'm so focused on the words and notes and getting everything right that my thoughts never trn to anything slightly sexual.
bigjohnson
March 20th, 2012, 04:43 PM
think of something you dont like that what i do
BassSwagg
March 20th, 2012, 07:00 PM
think of your mom the whole time, or your sister cause whenever i think of my mom or sister im just like ok nope all better
Kyle
bwl17
March 20th, 2012, 07:03 PM
When your singing that's all you'll focus on. You won't have time to think of anything sexual. And if it does happen unless your on the front row no one should notice. But from my experiences I haven't had time to think about it when I perform.
JJSSHH
March 20th, 2012, 07:09 PM
I use to be a professional actor, touring with Disney across the US. One thing thats never happend to me on stage is having a random boner. There is too much to do and focus on, so just focus on your breathing and what your singing, and try not to think about it!
lambo420
March 20th, 2012, 09:20 PM
I Doubt that you will get a boner because you will be nervous and probably no where near aroused
Thanatos
March 20th, 2012, 10:30 PM
You'll be so focused on what you are doing, it is very unlikely to happen.
BlueBoy
March 20th, 2012, 11:48 PM
i not know much about u but if u pretty sure it happened before!!! u should j/o before that show :)
Pyro99
August 9th, 2012, 03:23 PM
wear tight briefs.
Rodeo
August 9th, 2012, 05:05 PM
Just masturbate that morning but I am going to bet that you will be to nervous or scared being in front of all the people and you will not pop a boner
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